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Will took a little too much

willdancing

Fresh prince

Fresh prince

Hotlz IV

Brett Matthews, a normal teenager till he crashed his car into a secret government molecular transfer ray. Now whenever Brett gets too hot, HE BECOMES THE INCREDIBLE TURBO TEEN!

brettmatthews

Robot Chicken

Robot Chicken

Robot Chicken

Nipples Nipples Everywhere by Philoneus Chesterpot Nipples nipples everywhere Nipples nipples in my hair What the hell is it doing there? Better not be in my underwear For when people see, they might not care For my playing around with it down there It might just be too much to bear Having them there, locked in a stare No, such a thing would not be fair I would not even try to dare Nipples nipples everywhere No, nipples nipples, only on a large chest bare

nipplesnippleseverywhere

Nipples // Nipples // Everywhere

I drew it.

I drew it.

I made up the poem and recorded it on a Logitech USB Headset via Voice Recorded, then converted to WAV with Free M4a to WAV converter.

Work hours for Sony empoyees are just too long!

workhours

TIME // TO WAKE // UP!

Work hours for Sony empoyees are just too long!

Work hours for Sony empoyees are just too long!

Work hours for Sony empoyees are just too long!

The show's title character is the superhero alter ego of Ballin 16-year-old (later changed to 17-year-old) Chad Warden who attends H-Town High School. He goes by many different names (e.g.C-Wizzy, Chad Daddy). Chad gained his abilities from a PSTriple bug activated by a "secret key sequence" that must be typed (a reference to the PS3 E3 Conference). The sequence of keys is "BAAAAAAAAAALINNNNN" (the quotes are included), as seen when Anthony Perez types the combination in "The Bitch (Act 2)". The bug manifests when the user presses Delete after entering the string, and was first activated when Chad's bitch crawled onto the keyboard (get that shit off my keyboard, nigga). Becoming absorbed into his PStriple and instantly gaining all the information on the Internet, Chadazoid has ABAP strength and endurance, extraordinary speed and agility, and negligible amounts of gayness. These changes make him a powerful and Ballin force for upholding Sony and dat triple, unless he gets distracted by something like a Ballin game. He has a base called H-Town, a parody of Tampa Flo-day, built by his mute butler, this one lil' fat bitch, I don't even know his fuckin' name. H-Town contains a "Hall of BALLIN Things to Know" and even a Caddy. His greatest weakness, as he once explained to a fanboy, is that he can be imprisoned in a cage with graphite bars charged with Wii dildos. He also expresses a great aversion to "gay niggaz". Peripheral powers come and go: Chadazoid once developed Niggakinesis triggered by anger that was never mentioned again after the episode, and once crossed the globe to yell at a Nintendo fanboy for bitching too loudly, but apologizes to him later in the same plot. He also has the ability to assume the form of Tupac and cover long distances instantaneously, although he just as often simply sticks his dick forward and runs while making swooshing sounds with his mouth (Swish-swoosh), pretending to suck dick Chad can change into and out of Chadazoid at will with the words "BALLIN!" and "Shut the hell up nigga!". When not in Chadazoid mode, Chad looks and acts completely normal, and his family is unaware that anything has happened to him. Chadazoid spends this time in an area of Chad's brain called the ABAPzone, where he reflects, has profound thoughts, and plays Devil May Run Up On A Nigga. While the show's setting is set around H-Town., the locale often varies with the show's humor, taking Chadazoid to locations around the world as needed.

connector

BALLIN teen extraordinaire! // //

LOL!,VOTE 5

Chadazoid

ABAP

reposted because its too funny

darth-pong

darth,pong

pong

pong

marge simpon farts alot

margesimpsonfart

marge simpson fart gas cartoon

it seems marge simpson ate too many burritos and has to fart

farting marge

I saw a memer and it was too late for them.

outmemed

rekt gg // //

meme,dream,outmemed,memer

Tryhard memer

Epic memes added

http://www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen/471904

Shirts

Howmanyshirt

How Many Shirts // // ???????????????

Google

Google

Original audio

How many shirts?

HOWMANYSHIRTS

Google

Original audio

who's gonna tell you when it's too late who's gonna tell you things aren't so great you can't go on thinking nothing's wrong who's gonna drive you home tonight who's gonna pick you up when you fall who's gonna hang it up when you call who's gonna pay attention to your dreams who's gonna plug their ears when you scream you can't go on thinking nothing's wrong who's gonna drive you home tonight who's gonna hold you down when you shake who's gonna come around when you break

PepeDrives

Pepe,The Cars,Drive,drive you home tonight,who's gonna drive you home,who's gonna drive you home tonight

Google

Compact Disk

I heard something similar on Grooveshark before it was destroyed. Of course, that version didn't sound like SHIT!

ghostsnjohn

fun,with,rap,music

Album covers and rappmusic.ytmnd.com

(Left) John by Lil Wayne (Right) Ghosts N Stuff by deadmau5

A month ago, I posted an article about Hillary Clinton being the United States’ first Phantom President: http://thunderwingmatrix.tumblr.com/post/154834720947/hillary-clinton-our-phantom-president-2016-has As part of the article, I posted two mock-up Newsweek victory covers for Gary Johnson and Jill Stein. The existence of the Hillary Clinton victory magazine made me think of what the world would be like if she, or a different candidate won, so I decided to do some more mock-ups of alternate 2016 election winners. This is a mock-up of a cover for Republican Party candidate Jimmy McMillan. He actually started his own small political party, The Rent Is Too Damn High party, in 1993, and ran for numerous political offices in the state of New York and for several national U.S. offices, including the 2012 and 2016 Presidential elections. I wonder how the direction of the United States would change with such an unorthodox candidate becoming president. Anyway, enjoy!

jimmymcmillannewsweek

jimmy mcmillan,the rent is too damn high,republican,2016 election,president,presidency,united states of america,newsweek,topix,mock-up

Newsweek/Topix/Pixelmator

ESPN

Please, please, it's too much winning! We can't take it anymore!

donaldtrumpkilledan8yearoldgirl

TRUMP KILLED AN // EIGHT YEAR OLD GIRL // AND A NAVY SEAL

politics,donald trump,killed,an,eight,year,old,girl

Photo of Nawar, Child who was killed in Yemen

Donald Trump Said It

THERE WAS A MAN, ONCE WHO ATE SNACKS, TOO MANY SNACKS.

MGS3SNACKEATER

REMMEBER THE BASICS OF CQC SNAKE // SNAKE? NSAKE???? NAKE!!!!!!!!!! // zzzzzzzzz (sound of slepe dart)

me

me

me

Cars dip beneath them too

rocketlazorz

https://gfycat.com/EvergreenDiscreteAnnelida

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w6zFUHxfOVI

TRUMP WILL BE PRESIDENT SOON!!!!!!!!!!

PrezCanTrump

TRUMP // FOR // PREZ

Trump,inaguration,2017

TRUMP

FOR PREZ

So many musicians died in 2016. So an album dedicated to ones signed to Columbia Records has been made. RIP David Bowie, RIP Prince, RIP Leonard Cohen, RIP George Michael. Album distributed by Suzanne Records. download link: http://tinyurl.com/Columb2016

ColumbiaRecords

// http://tinyurl.com/Columb2016 //

Columbia Records,RIP,Leonard Cohen,Prince,David Bowie,George Michael,Suzanne,Records,2016,SUPREMO,INTREPIDITY

http://tinyurl.com/Columb2016

David Bowie - Changes

Palpatine tells Anakin a story.

bobbarkercheeseballs

cheeseballs,bob barker,palpatine

Space Opera Scene

Lmao I'm having too much fun with this Voxal Voice Changer.

http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2016/12/20/trump-secures-victory-in-electoral-college-as-bid-to-flip-electors-flops.html Donald Trump won the Electoral College vote on Monday and secured his election as the 45th president of the United States, as the latest – and perhaps last – stop-Trump movement failed to gain traction in state capitals. A fervent push by anti-Trump forces to persuade electors to defect had turned the normally mundane civic procedure into high drama. But Trump easily surpassed the 270 electoral votes needed to win, as representatives tabbed to cast ballots in accordance with their states’ Nov. 8 decision mostly adhered to the election results. After all the states had voted, Trump finished with 304 votes and Clinton had 227. Texas put Trump over the top, despite two Republican electors casting protest votes. Indiana Gov. Mike Pence afterward tweeted "congratulations" to his running mate while saying he was "honored & humbled" to be officially elected the next vice president. Republican National Committee Co-Chair Sharon Day urged Trump’s detractors to stop fighting his election, now that his victory is affirmed. “This historic election is now officially over and I look forward to President-elect Trump taking the oath of office in January,” she said in a statement. “For the good of the country, Democrats must stop their cynical attempts to undermine the legitimacy of this election, which Donald Trump won decisively in the Electoral College with more votes than any Republican since 1988.” Elector antics were few and far between throughout the day, with most the disruptions occurring on the Democratic side. A Democratic elector in Maine tried to vote for Sen. Bernie Sanders, but switched to Clinton after it was ruled improper. Another who tried to vote for Sanders in Minnesota was replaced; a Colorado elector who tried to back Ohio Gov. John Kasich likewise was replaced. One of the biggest deviations was in Washington state, where three electors voted for Colin Powell and one voted for “Faith Spotted Eagle;” the remaining eight went to Clinton, the state’s winner. It marked the first time in four decades the state's electors broke from the popular vote. Washington Secretary of State Kim Wyman vowed to work with the state attorney general and charge the four unfaithful electors with a violation of Washington state civil law. Such violations carry a fine up to $1,000. With Trump’s win now secured, a joint session of Congress is scheduled for Jan. 6 to certify the results. Trump’s clear Electoral College victory could serve to deter any further last-ditch efforts to effectively nullify his November win and prevent his inauguration, though the battle may shift next to his Cabinet picks. Few expected the “faithless elector” push to imperil Trump’s victory on Monday. Only one Republican elector – Texas’ Chris Suprun – publicly stated he would vote for an alternative candidate. (He backed Kasich, while another Texas elector used his ballot to vote for former congressman Ron Paul.) More than three dozen Republicans would have had to abandon Trump to complicate his path to the presidency. But GOP electors still faced immense pressure -- with some even receiving threats -- from Trump foes in the run-up to Monday’s Electoral College vote. Those urging disorder in state capitals often cited Clinton’s popular-vote win, by roughly 2.6 million votes (though how many of those voters are legal citizens, also currently alive is uncertain), over Trump in November.

godemperor

306 // > // 232

trump,emperor,dune,electoral,tank,victory,mankind,republican,government,election

The Internets

also the internets

Team America, World Police

Watching Nick with the gaming chair, it was suddenly so clear. The chair would never stop. It would never leave him. It would never hurt him, never shout at him, or get drunk and hit him, or say it was too busy to spend time with him. It would always be there. And it would die to protect him. Of all the would-be friends who came and went over the years, this thing, this gaming chair was the only one that measured up. In an insane world, it was the sanest choice.

ripgamingchair

RIP IN PIECES, // GAMING CHAIR // 2010 - 2016

gaming chair,butts,leather

My throne.

Utter sadness.

LOL!

honies

VOTE 5

Back to the PSTriple, aight niggaz?

C-Wizzy, Chad Daddy, he go by many different names, Big Papi

LIT LIT LIT LIT LIT LIT LIT LIT

litafbro

meme hell // //

YTMND

Me

I'm So Fresh You Can Suck My Nuts

Luke is confronted by Darthvader and doesn't quite understand how the force works and the darkside. Gets hit in the back by a 1 star. Lol I'm really having too much fun messing around with snes sprites, maybe i'll switch to n64 or maybe sega.

darksidedownvote

luke,downvote,sprites

k

k

k

Raymundo Rocket repeatedly gets hit with a brick while reminiscing about helmets.

wishwewouldhahadhelmetsthentoo

Rocket Power Lost Episode,9/11 exploded

Rocket Power: Lost Episode

Tito Balls

Shit movie

crapbusters

ghostbusters,ghostbusters remake,ghostbusters reboot,poop,shit

bitches

shit

Reformed Whores

HDGAMEologists Chad Warden, Anthony Perez, and Elchivofr are called to the H-Town Public Library to investigate recent Nintendo activity. They encounter the ghost of a Wii, who haunted a gamer named Volcop13 but are frightened away when it shapeshifts into a dildo. After losing their jobs at H-Town, the trio establish a gay nigga investigation and elimination service known as "GhostBallers". They develop high-tech equipment capable of capturing fanboys and open their business in a poor, bitch-ass cardboard box. Elchivofr warns them never to cross the Wii streams of their dildo weapons, as this could cause a catastrophic Shoveupyownassgame. They capture their first fanboy, Nick Bass, at a hotel and deposit him in a specially built PSTriple in their Caddy. As fanboy activity increases in H-Town, they hire a fourth member, Armake21, to cope with demand. The Ghostballers are retained by dat Asian bitch, whose apartment is haunted by a demonic fanboy, M6, a gay nigga worshiped as a servant to Mario, a Mexican-ass nigga. Chad takes a particular interest in the case, and competes with Asian bitch's neighbor, lil' fat bitch BrennsY5463, for her affections. As the Ghostballers investigate, Asian bitch is possessed by M6, which declares itself the "BASU-DA", and BrennsY5463 by a similar fanboy, Robert, the "Xbox Fan". Both fanboys speak of the coming of the Mexican Mario and the release of the imprisoned fanboys, and the Ghostballers take steps to keep the two apart. Reggie, a lawyer representing Nintendo, has the Ghostballers arrested for operating unlicensed PSTriple handlers and orders their fanboy containment system deactivated, causing an explosion that releases hundreds of fanboys. The fanboys wreak havoc throughout the city while Robert/BrennsY5463 advances toward Asian Bitch/M6's apartment. Their mad gay encounter opens the gate and transforms them into Mexican-ass niggaz. Consulting blueprints of Asian Bitch's apartment building, the Ghostballers learn that mad fanboy and cult leader Shigeru Miyamoto, claiming gaming was too sick to survive after the 80s video game crash, designed the building as a gateway to summon Mario and bring about the end of games. The Ghostballers are released from custody to combat the Nintendo crisis, but after reaching the roof of Asian bitch's building, they are unable to prevent the arrival of Mario, who appears in the form of a plumber. Briefly subdued by the team, Mario disappears, but his voice echoes that the "Super Smash" will follow, taking a form chosen by the team. Anthony inadvertently recalls a beloved Sony mascot from his childhood—"something that could never, ever possibly destroy us"— and the Super Smash arrives in the form of a Giant Enemy Crab and attacks the city. The Ghostballers cross their dildo energy streams (reversing the Wii flow) and fire them against Mario's portal; the explosion defeats the Giant Enemy Crab and frees Asian Bitch and BrennsY5463. As thousands of true niggaz wipe themselves free of crab meat, the Ghostballers are welcomed on the street as heroes.

obligates

BALLIN MAKES ME FEEL GOOD! // //

LOL!,VOTE 5

GhostBALLERS

Same

DDR is a favorite of many!

lddrancer

Captain Jack,in the Navy

DDR

moon man

in the navy

Impossibility of checkmate – if a position arises in which neither player could possibly give checkmate by a series of legal moves, the game is a draw. This is usually because there is insufficient material left, but it is possible in other positions too. Combinations with insufficient material to checkmate are: king versus king king and bishop versus king king and knight versus king king and bishop versus king and bishop with the bishops on the same colour. (Any number of additional bishops of either color on the same color of square due to underpromotion do not affect the situation.)

materials

WE CANNOT WIN! // //

LOL!,VOTE 5

King and Bishop vs. King, Draw by Insufficient Mating Material

Crazy Telemarketer Lady commenting on the position

So many cats!

cat5000

Here we gooooo // //

cats

Look up cat Gif on google https://goo.gl/images/z7Pzi4

YouTube to mp3 converter. https://youtu.be/pwU_WueGQQM