?CULO CONGA |
Imakeafunny |
(3.00) |
629 |
2014-06-10 |
description:
Don't enjoy it too much. They're not all chicks.
domain:
culoconga
keywords:
culo, congo,conga,drumline,drum solo,solo
fg image origin:
o
sound origin:
hai
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?Ben Affleck |
GlennQuagmire |
(1.00) |
754 |
2014-06-02 |
description:
NU is a tier packed full of potential Stealth Rock users, many of whom share one of Golem's typings. However, there are many different reasons to choose Golem for a slot on your team. The best reason to choose Golem for your team is its dual Ground / Rock typing, which no other common Pokemon in NU shares. This allows it to take Flying-type moves with ease while also being immune to Electric-type attacks. It also gives Golem an additional STAB move to utilize, which Pokemon like Gigalith would love to have. Additionally, Golem is one of only a few Pokemon in the tier that is nearly guaranteed to set up Stealth Rock thanks to Sturdy, allowing Golem to live any one hit from full HP unless the opposing Pokemon has Mold Breaker. With these things in mind, Golem is usually better suited for more offensively oriented teams. Finally, while Golem may have exploitable Grass-, Water-, and Ground-type weaknesses and a low Special Defense stat, it is still a great Stealth Rock user that gets its job done well.
domain:
kalel
fg image origin:
Adam Sandler
sound origin:
Michael Keaton
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?T5 R5: Too Fast too Furious |
woman |
(1.57) |
971 |
2014-05-29 |
description:
Vote 5, please.
domain:
insider
keywords:
TOURNAMENTMND 5
fg image origin:
YTMND
sound origin:
Stolen
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?(nsfw) Only God can judge me |
Kilroyx |
(2.67) |
856 |
2014-05-29 |
description:
Only God can judge me.
How do you think you'll be judged?
Fuck Him too!
domain:
evilbethoughmygood
fg image origin:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Noainlu3a8k&t=8m8s
sound origin:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Noainlu3a8k&t=8m8s
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?Drescher Gives Literary Advice |
LegoLewdite |
(3.84) |
3,133 |
2014-05-28 |
description:
Cake on the corner. Party time, excellent.
domain:
BillWatterson
keywords:
grawlix,all too easy
fg image origin:
originally a t-shirt
sound origin:
lol
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?Picard plays with the Reddit Enhancement Suite |
GlennQuagmire |
(2.33) |
760 |
2014-05-22 |
description:
Magcargo is a Pokemon which has many crippling flaws that prevent it from shining in the limelight of the NU metagame. Due to its horrible typing, Magcargo not only has a Stealth Rock weakness, but it also sports 4x weaknesses to common Water and Ground-type moves, as well as a weakness to Fighting-type moves. To make matters worse, Magcargo has incredibly underwhelming Special Defense and HP, meaning that many powerful special attacks, such as Jynx's Focus Blast, will take it out after Stealth Rock. Despite these problems, Magcargo still makes a decent check to several important Pokemon in the NU metagame, including Swellow, Drifblim and Charizard, thanks to its key resistances to Normal-, Flying-, and Fire-type attacks. Magcargo also has a unique support movepool, including options such as Memento, Will-O-Wisp, and Stealth Rock, as well as a reliable recovery move. However, theses traits do not make Magcargo a good Pokemon and more often than not, other defensive Fire- and Rock-types, such as Torkoal and Regirock, will be better options for your team.
domain:
picardreddit
fg image origin:
watbg.ytmnd.com + edit
sound origin:
MadTV + hella edit
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?Eat the Gun |
Ebb1993 |
(3.50) |
942 |
2014-05-16 |
description:
So many Hell March parodies on YTMND, how about I make my own?
domain:
eatthegun
site text:
EAT // THE // GUN
keywords:
Full Metal Jacket,Hell March,Command and Conquer,Command and Conquer: Red Alert,Command & Conquer,Command & Conquer: Red Alert
fg image origin:
Full Metal Jacket
sound origin:
Command & Conquer: Red Alert
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?Kissing her for the first time... And the last... |
zilbot |
(3.00) |
1,483 |
2014-05-12 |
description:
One of the greatest regrets in my life is repressing that memory. I don't remember anything about her, not even her name. I was 12, so was she.
I met her at a friend's bar mitzvah and told her she was the most beautiful girl I had ever seen. I asked if I could kiss her and the boys around us got excited by the notion of two girls making out and offered us money. So we kissed and we kissed, and the dollars rolled in, but all I wanted was to kiss her in earnest. She did too, so we tried to escape the attention, but no matter where we hid, we were always found. Everything after that is bleary, but I remember leaving that night with a strong sense of shame, which is probably why I repressed the memory in the first place.
And now I'm here, sharing this on ytmnd. At least I know in my mind, I kissed the most beautiful girl.
domain:
kissingher
keywords:
kaleidoscope,Max Richter,Vivaldi,The Four Seasons,Spring
fg image origin:
generic black border
bg image origin:
I remixed a clip from the motion capture scene in Holy Moters
sound origin:
Recomposed by Max Richter: Vivaldi - The Four Seasons, Spring 0, Spring 1, and Spring 2
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?tuedsays |
udstrat |
(1.67) |
219 |
2014-05-09 |
description:
tuedsays
domain:
tuedsays
site text:
HOW MANY LIGHTBULBS // DOES IT TAKE // TO CHANGE PEOPLE?
fg image origin:
ASD
bg image origin:
ASD
sound origin:
ASD
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?a wistful lust |
bunston |
(1.33) |
302 |
2014-05-05 |
description:
follow your dreams and you, too, can succeed
domain:
ji-tui-fan
fg image origin:
RIP jeffrey
sound origin:
joston boober
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?Suave James |
suavejames |
(1.00) |
363 |
2014-04-21 |
description:
"...far too dry for my taste."
domain:
jazzjames
fg image origin:
oc
bg image origin:
http://nighttimewords.blogspot.ca/2011_05_01_archive.html
sound origin:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S1GrP6thz-k
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?suavejames |
suavejames |
(1.00) |
215 |
2014-04-18 |
description:
"Far too dry for my taste."
domain:
suavejames
fg image origin:
mine
bg image origin:
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-5Fa2WXPk_FM/UNJR3L2iKFI/AAAAAAAABFA/dxy7L1rYNe0/s1600/The+Jazz+bar1.jpg
sound origin:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S1GrP6thz-k
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?PHARMACY TRUCK |
redrocket |
(1.80) |
939 |
2014-04-15 |
description:
I'm awake and up at 7am on a saturday. happy 100th birthday to me!
Have ya seen how expensive everything is now?
And the politics!
They just don't make flying cars like they used to. I remember when Apple-Subaru made a gene swapping mind-hoarder sedan for under 5.99999 Earth Coins. It could retrieve the memory of where you were going and doing before the Ultra-Police got clearance to cease fire and extract you from your safety canister!
And didn't even download the newest crippling software update till after you came to a complete stop.
Bah
I forget. how many earth coins for a gallon of milk? or is that illegal now. i heard cows got the right to vote or something.
And got granted "endagered species" status! So they actually vote first.
You don't know humility till you have to wait at the back of the line in the county free speech zone for a voting kiosk after thirty head of Holstein.
I know. I know that makes me sound like a biggot nowadays, but that's what we used to call 'em and it just sticks with ya.
Society will be more fair for the cows once all us centenarians die off.
And good luck getting your death permit on time!
It was nice to see the word "shazbot" finally recognized as an Official Offensive Term by the Bureau of Alcohol, Milkweed and Assault-Words though
Ok this somehow went from asinine to "oh shit, they're gonna take it all when I die if I don't get that damn permit" real fast
No biggies. We'll hear the Jingle of the Pharmacy truck bells coming down the street in no time and shamble out to meet Doctor Driver.
He'll lean down and drop us a wry wink with his flashy smile and might just have us a spare ice-cold selective memory deleting suppository in one of his famous "spare" envelopes.
That driver... he's going places!
domain:
futurepharmacy
site text:
We'll hear a jingle of // Pharmacy truck bells and // Shamble out to meet Dr Driver
keywords:
future,pharmacy,old,police brutality,idioms,nanny state,hallucinogens,nanobots
fg image origin:
High iso camera snap
sound origin:
Mister softee
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?Now I am Become Death, the Destroyer of World... |
redrocket |
(1.00) |
610 |
2014-04-15 |
description:
To pursuade the prince, shiva took on his many armed form and spoke with power
domain:
shivagodofdeath
keywords:
squidbillies,nemoy,absolution,watchmen
fg image origin:
A dream of burning ice clawing the night from the sky
bg image origin:
black people
sound origin:
Doctor Spock (Teh real one not the baby guy)
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?T5R3: Wasted Too Much Time On Corgi Ramano |
Famery-Gai |
(3.68) |
2,056 |
2014-04-06 |
description:
Professor David Hulk loads his Atari Computer so he can play with balls
domain:
abc-programming
keywords:
tourn up the radio,i missed the deadline,got to get me some votes
fg image origin:
this is an official submission
bg image origin:
SPACE BALLS
sound origin:
marvel pinball
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?vertual |
LegoLewdite |
(3.91) |
3,672 |
2014-04-03 |
description:
.
domain:
unauthentic
keywords:
t5,tournament,tiger's blood,slop,t5r3
fg image origin:
abandoned hash
sound origin:
various, too much - the beatles
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?TheAlmightyLoaf |
RapistGiraffe |
(1.00) |
916 |
2014-04-01 |
description:
QueerBeef
domain:
TheAlmightyLoaf
keywords:
Jew,Hitler,ALMIGHTY LOAF,Giraffe
fg image origin:
hitler gave it too me
sound origin:
Satan recorded it for mt anniversary
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?Bike Fail |
OverlordofDarkness |
(1.00) |
1,014 |
2014-03-30 |
description:
Sad trombone just fits too much here.
domain:
sadbikefail
keywords:
bike,fail,sad,trombone,wa wa wa wa,jump,ramp,reddit
fg image origin:
mp3skull
sound origin:
public domain
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?(nsfw) Cindy Boo Hoo |
jordanhenley |
(1.00) |
934 |
2014-03-24 |
description:
Cindy Crybaby Crosby Cries...
domain:
Crosbitch
site text:
Too Bad // Soo // Sad
keywords:
Cindy crosby,sydney crosby,cindy boo hoo,sydney crosbitch,cindy crosbitch,philadelphia flyers
fg image origin:
Internets
bg image origin:
internets
sound origin:
ytmnd stock sounds
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?george mcfly takes it too far |
fourest |
(4.44) |
7,095 |
2014-03-24 |
description:
lol
domain:
gotthecellfixedupnicethoughmcfly
fg image origin:
bttf, edit
sound origin:
btf edit
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?T5: Aktuh and Maylota |
LegoLewdite |
(4.30) |
3,005 |
2014-03-20 |
description:
"Q: How many Borg does it take to change a light-bulb?
A: All of them!" [edit: quotes added]
domain:
klingonincorporated
keywords:
T5,tournament,stng,klingon opera
fg image origin:
wharf
sound origin:
pre black album metallica
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?[clairvoyance] |
roxtoyz |
(1.00) |
1,496 |
2014-03-15 |
description:
a video about what happens when you eat too many hamburgers...
domain:
ryzovagladden
site text:
Seto kaiba is clairvoyant.... // Seto kaiba is clairvoyant... // Curtis Jackson is clairvoyant..
keywords:
4chan,moot,trolling,old school,reno
fg image origin:
yu-gi-oh
sound origin:
50 cent
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?Joy Electric - The Envelope Brigade |
Cattankz |
(1.33) |
574 |
2014-03-14 |
description:
Skilled with the saw and pulse
But not with this ailing urge
You with your words and notes
Too scared to try, are you paralyzed?
(Chorus)
Who's afraid of the soldiers in the envelopes brigade
Teased by the sounds you've heard
You've tried, but it sounds like birds
Back to the classifieds
Too scared to try, are you paralyzed?
domain:
ronniemartin
keywords:
Joy Electric,Ronnie Martin,Synthpop
fg image origin:
Workmanship
sound origin:
Joy Electric - The Envelope Bridge
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?Eddie Murphy does Motown |
Imakeafunny |
(4.49) |
4,535 |
2014-03-13 |
description:
Clips of Eddie Murphy doing impressions of his father from his RAW standup comedy hour, which I'm sure many of you weren't even in existence for, spliced with original tracks.
domain:
EddieMurphyMotown
keywords:
eddie murphy,motown,RAW
fg image origin:
does
bg image origin:
anyone
sound origin:
fill this out?
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?All I hear when I see the gif |
XoXFaby |
(1.50) |
838 |
2014-03-13 |
description:
You know you heard it too.
domain:
KITTCOMET
fg image origin:
CCP
sound origin:
YT
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?Phantom LeBron James of the Opera |
mcdoomington |
(1.00) |
827 |
2014-02-28 |
description:
His face, too hideous for the SLAM JAM.
domain:
phantomlebron
site text:
His Nose, Our Passion // His Game, Our Obsession // Our Heckling, His Rage
keywords:
basketball,NBA,LeBron James,King James,Phantom of the Opera,Sports,Miami Heat
fg image origin:
Deadspin -- Heat vs Knicks on Feb 27 2014
sound origin:
Phantom of the Opera
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?Moonlight Theme from Life with Playstation |
grabpants |
(1.33) |
482 |
2014-02-20 |
description:
I fell asleep with that app running so many times, started crying last night over how much I miss that fucking thing :/
I can't tell ya'll how much I miss it.
domain:
moonlighttheme
fg image origin:
from a blog talking about the discontinuation of life with playstation
sound origin:
moonlight theme that played at night while using life with playstation
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?(nsfw) They died too young |
HelixFollower |
(2.29) |
1,548 |
2014-02-18 |
description:
Never forget
domain:
jaylenoabbyk
site text:
// // Never forget
fg image origin:
internet
bg image origin:
internet
sound origin:
internet
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?Galactic Encounters |
Famery-Gai |
(4.00) |
1,150 |
2014-02-16 |
description:
we can't rewind, we've gone too far
domain:
monitoring-the-situation
keywords:
BREAD,THROWN LOAVES,A MILLION SLICES,DUCKS EVERYWHERE,SEND HELP
fg image origin:
thermal dynamics
bg image origin:
microwavable smoke detectors
sound origin:
royksopp - clocks remix
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?latelunch |
bugmenot-com |
(1.00) |
387 |
2014-02-15 |
description:
people be late from lunch
domain:
latelunch
site text:
I will not leave work // when I will take too long // for lunch!
fg image origin:
dilbert
sound origin:
blank mp3
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