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I can't believe Nescafe isn't using this in their ad campaign. What gives?

ilikemycoffeelikeilikemywomen

WHITE ! // //

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Yeah...What reaction did you expect, you 1-starring faggot?

myreactiontogetting1starred

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dickman

IT'S TIMES LIKE THIS // I WISH I HAD A PENIS //

Duckman

Duckman

a doctor's rubber glove

adoc

a doctor's rubber glove

a doctor's rubber glove

a doctor's rubber glove

12,000 shekels worth of cocaine

shekels

cocaine,funny,wtf

Some guy on the news

DJ Duro - Cocaine Motherfucker

50 Cent originally recorded "P.I.M.P." as the theme song for "Kenan & Kel" but Nickelodeon rejected it and paid Coolio to sub in at the zero hour. Here's what it would have been like...

thatgucci-thatfendi-thatsoda

Kenan and Kel

50 Cent

50 Cent

double the flavor, double the fun

doublemint-gum

DOUBLE // THE // FUN

doublemint gum

there's no single gum like it

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Heavy metal Virginia wolfe.guitar track by me

Virginiametal

heffer's mom virginia wolfe rocko nick metal rock

Heavy metal

Metal by me

marge eats too many pancakes and gets a fat belly

margepancakes

marge simpsons pancakes eating food dinner eat fat

marge becomes fat and greedy

artist-four freshman song-Nothin' Like You

I'm Ballin' Like Lemmy Check out my soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/user-691924888 Check out my youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCxINtjh1n4CXIBMCr8xCLPg

ballinlikelemmy

I'm Ballin' // Like Lemmy //

Lemmy,Lemmy Koopa,Mario,Mario world,Koopalings,Luigi,yoshi,Super Mario,SNES,NES,Ballin',Ballin

Google

Me

Looks like someone fucked up his wallet too...

hdtf

amazing voice acting! // //

hunt down the freeman,half-life,berkan,video game,indiegogo

https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/hunt-down-the-freeman-a-standalone-half-life-game-action#/

https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/hunt-down-the-freeman-a-standalone-half-life-game-action#/

the captain's ass

WASHINGTON — President Trump, exulting in the release of three Americans from prison in North Korea, confirmed Thursday that he would meet Kim Jong-un, the North’s leader, in Singapore on June 12, setting the date for a once unimaginable encounter. The choice of Singapore, a tidy, prosperous city-state with ties to both the United States and North Korea, is a small victory for Mr. Trump’s advisers, who talked him out of meeting Mr. Kim in the Demilitarized Zone between North and South Korea — a far more symbolic, but politically problematic, location. “We will both try to make it a very special moment for World Peace!” Mr. Trump said in a midmorning post on Twitter, hours after he traveled in the middle of the night to Joint Base Andrews near Washington to greet the three men: Kim Dong-chul, Tony Kim and Kim Hak-song. North Korea’s release of the Americans lifted a major obstacle to the summit meeting. Secretary of State Mike Pompeo, who has taken charge of the diplomatic opening to the North, finalized its date and location during a 90-minute meeting with Kim Jong-un in Pyongyang, the north’s capital. Afterward, Mr. Pompeo left with the detainees on his plane. For Mr. Trump, basking in the glow of floodlights and TV cameras, it was a jubilant moment as he descended the steps of the aircraft with the three Americans, who flashed peace signs. But he acknowledged that the most difficult phase of the negotiations — persuading North Korea to surrender its nuclear weapons arsenal — lies ahead. “We’re starting off on a new footing,” he said. “I think he did this because I really think he wants to do something and bring that country into the real world.” As the two sides discussed potential meeting sites — the United States, South Korea, Mongolia, Vietnam and even a Navy warship anchored in the Pacific — they balanced political issues with practical considerations, like whether Mr. Kim could fly long distances on North Korea’s rickety aircraft. Last week, Mr. Trump expressed his preference for the Demilitarized Zone, saying that if the talks were successful, “there’s a great celebration to be had on the site.” He was clearly beguiled by the meeting of Mr. Kim and President Moon Jae-in of South Korea, which was replete with the images of two long-estranged neighbors making peace. But that symbolism troubled some officials, who argued that the Demilitarized Zone, because of its connection to the Korean War, would put a greater spotlight on the prospects for peace on the Korean Peninsula than on ridding the North of its nuclear weapons. They also worried about the optics of Mr. Trump traveling to Mr. Kim’s doorstep. EDITORS’ PICKS On Social Media’s Fringes, Extremism Targets Women A Simple Way to Improve a Billion Lives: Eyeglasses An Orchestra Adopts a City, One Kid at Time Singapore, by contrast, is neutral ground, nearly 3,000 miles from Pyongyang, and not a treaty ally of the United States, like South Korea, Japan or the Philippines. Both countries have embassies there, United States Navy warships call at Singapore’s port and North Korea has operated trading companies there, though they have been shut down because of sanctions against Pyongyang. “North Korea will have a comfort level there that they just don’t have in other countries,” said Franklin L. Lavin, who served as the American ambassador to Singapore under President George W. Bush. A large C.I.A. station is also in Singapore, another former official said, and American spies meet regularly with their North Korean counterparts as part of an intelligence channel between the two countries.

nextmonth

news

news

EPIC DOMAIN GRAB on this American Idol parody, although the GIF itself displays it as "American Idle". This site I made is educational, and illustrates the drama that occurs when FREE ENTERTAINMENT activism gets advertised. This site is an edited version of an old flash cartoon from Newgrounds that was about Gary Brolsma and Numa Numa, but instead includes singer/songwriter Suzanne Vega, whom is known as "mother of the MP3", and even this site itself uses an MP3 file for it's audio, so respect and honor is key to this. This site has a storyline with American Idol judges Randy Jackson, Paula Abdul, and Simon Cowell. This site features a sample of the song Tom's Diner, the song used to aid development of the MP3 file format. For shits and giggles, I even included some subtle Leonard Cohen references (but not Goatse references, since that would have made this NSFW). I also made some references to the new jack swing music genre since the DNA remix of Tom's Diner gave the NJS sound to an a cappella Suzanne Vega song, and also note that Paula Adbul made some new jack swing tracks back in the day, and it seems like Simon Cowell doesn't like the mother of the MP3 hence his preference to have rusty nails shoved into his ears.

AmericanIdol

American Idol,mother,of,the,MP3,Suzanne,Vega,FREE ENTERTAINMENT,Tom's Diner

youtu.be/BE3DNJHWFSo + edits to include mother of the MP3 instead of the Numa Numa guy

American Idle

Tom's Diner, or the song used to aid development of the MP3 file format

He sounds like Cookie Monster.

germanbatman

batman,bane,the dark knight rises,german

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The actual German audio track of the Dark Knight Rises. Amazing

LOL!

designer

VOTE 5

Surprise

Surprise

Leonard Cohen wants to hear his Suzanne song and dukes it out with Lyor Cohen who wants to mute audio from the Internet, just like how Warner Music Group muted audio from YouTube, then FREE ENTERTAINMENT activism came to YTMND in response to that, yeah it's a long story as to why.

placeneartheriver

Leonard Cohen,Suzanne,Lyor Cohen,music,audio

Leonard Cohen vs. Lyor Cohen

Suzanne

partyy mouse likes to hear new jack swing music, and this movie soundtrack has some good tracks of it.

NinoBrown

New Jack City,partyy mouse

album cover

partyy mouse

New Jack City soundtrack album

Can you take hats in a dignified and sophisticated matter? You mean like a weenie, OK! MAY I TAKE YOUR HAT SIR! MAY I TAKE YOUR HAT SIR! MAY I (alright, I've heard enough, you got the job).

mayitakeyourhatsir

MAY I TAKE YOUR HAT SIR! // //

may i take your hat sir,spongebob,patrick,squidward,hat,squilliam,squilliam returns,krusty krab,core

SpongeBob

SpongeBob

MORE LIKE, BELONGS IN THE TRASH

boldandbrash

MORE LIKE // BELONGS IN THE TRASH!!! //

spongebob,art,bold and brash,squidward,roasted,monty p. moneybags,artist unknown,the "art" episode

SpongeBob

SpongeBob

Kylo Loves Metallica

KyloMetallica

Kylo Ren,Kylo,Star Wars,The Force Awakens,The Last Jedi,Metallica

Kylo tfa

rain gif

metallica master of puppets

Like a record baby

rightroundbabyrightround

Steven Hawking

Steven hawking

Steven hawking

WRIGGLE LIKE A FUCKING EEL

wrigglelikeaneel

google

WHITEHOUSE

All my desire / It burns like a fire / Don’t need a ring / Gonna eat this whole thing

allmydesire

PIZZA,DESIRE

Google search / shareable, cropped GIF

Google search / shareable meme

Cat video, yas

All my desire, burns like a fire, gonna eat this whole thing...

gonnaeatthiswholething

MEME

YOUTUBE

why dont you like,,, relax mann

coffeee

Russia,Shop,Store,Russians,Site,YTMND,YTMND features

coffee

New York Jazz Lounge - Bar Jazz Classics on YouTube

a Buckner And Garcia album from the 80s. This stuff is the type of stuff that users like gendark01 likes to hear. Songs about frogger, Donkey Kong, Defender, Centipede, and other arcade classics are on the album.

bucknerandgarcia

ENTIREALBUMTMND,Pac-Man,80s,arcade,Buckner & Garcia

album cover

Pac-Man Fever

Buckner & Garcia

LOL UGOFF WATCHES A BUNCH OF DARTH STAPLER YTMNDS WHICH BEGS THE QUESTION OF WHAT YTMNDS ARE CALLED IN THE DARTH STAPLER UNIVERSE ALSO THERE MAY OR MAY NOT BE SUBLIMINAL MESSAGES IN THIS SITE SO PAY ATTENTION

lazypedos

LOL!,VOTE 5

Staply NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOel - Stapsure Darth Stapler YTMNDs

VNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOV NOOOOOOOOOOtion - Perstaptual

a round eel-like creature underwater

roundeel

eel

oceanic

dire dire docks

bow chicka wow wow

islike

halo

master chief

bow chicka wow wow