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NIGGER // NIGGER // NIGGER

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At an abandoned PSTriple, a police squad corners dat Asian Bitch, who overpowers them with BALLIN abilities. She flees, pursued by the police and a group of suited Fanboys capable of similar superhuman feats. She answers a ringing public PSTriple and vanishes. HD Gamer Chad Warden, known by his HAEH-cking alias "C-Wizzy", is puzzled by repeated online encounters with the phrase "the Xbox". Asian Bitch contacts him and tells him a man named Anthony has the answers C-Wizzy seeks. A team of Fanboys and police, led by M6, arrives at C-Wizzy's Caddy in search of him. Though Anthony attempts to guide C-Wizzy to safety, Chad Daddy surrenders rather than risk a dangerous escape. The Fanboys offer to erase Chad's criminal record in exchange for his help with locating Anthony, who they claim is mad gay. When C-Wizzy refuses to cooperate, they fuse his dick shut, pin him down, and implant a gay dildo in his ass. Chad wakes up from what he believes to be a nightmare. Soon after, Chad is taken by Asian Bitch to meet Anthony, and she removes the dildo from Chad. Anthony offers Chad a choice between two pills: red to reveal the truth about the Xbox, or blue to make Chad forget everything and return to his former life. Chad takes the red pill, and his reality begins to distort, awakening in a cum-filled pod among countless other pods, containing other Sony fans. He is then brought aboard Anthony's flying Caddy, the Tampa Flo-Day. As Chad recuperates from a lifetime of physical inactivity in the pod, Anthony explains the situation: In the early 21st century, a war broke out between Sony and Microsoft Fanboys. After Sony blocked the Fanboys' access to ABAP energy, the Xbox Fans responded by enslaving Sony fans and harvesting their BALLIN power while keeping their minds pacified in the Xbox, a shared simulated reality modeled on the world as it was in 2006. In the years following, the remaining free Sony fans took refuge in the underground city of H-Town. Anthony and his crew are a group of rebels who hack into the Xbox to "unplug" enslaved Sony fans and recruit them; their understanding of the Xbox's simulated nature allows them to bend its physical laws. Anthony warns Chad that death within the Xbox kills the physical body too and explains that the Fanboys are mad gay, while Nintendo fans called Wiis eliminate rebels in the real world. Chad's prowess during virtual training cements Anthony's belief that Chad is "ABAP", a Sony fan prophesied to free Sony kind. The group enters the Xbox to visit Nick Bass, a prophet-like Nintendo Fanboy who predicted that ABAP would emerge. He implies to Chad that he is not ABAP and warns that he will have to choose between Anthony's life and his own. Before they can leave the Xbox, Fanboys and police ambush the group, tipped off by elchivofr, a disgruntled crew member who has betrayed Anthony in exchange for a deal to be plugged back into the Xbox to live a gay life. To buy time for the others, Anthony fights M6 and is captured. Elchivofr exits the Xbox and murders the other crew members as they lie unconscious. Before elchivofr can kill Chad and Dat Asian Bitch, crew member Volcop13 regains consciousness and kills him before pulling Chad and Asian Bitch from the Xbox. The Fanboys interrogate Anthony to learn his access codes to the PSTriple in H-Town, which would allow them to destroy it. Chad resolves to return to the Xbox to rescue Anthony, as Nick Bass prophesied; Asian Bitch insists she accompany him. While rescuing Anthony, Chad gains confidence in his abilities, performing feats comparable to those of the Fanboys.

thexbox

LOL!,VOTE 5

After Anthony and Asian Bitch safely exit the Xbox, M6 ambushes and appears to kill Chad. While a group of Wiis attack the Tampa Flo-Day, Asian Bitch confesses her love for Chad and says Nick Bass told her she would fall in love with a TRUE NIGGA. Chad is revived, with newfound abilities to perceive and control the Xbox; he easily defeats M6, prompting the other Fanboys to flee and he leaves the Xbox just as the Caddy's electromagnetic pulse disables the Wiis. Back in the Xbox, Chad makes a telephone call, promising the Fanboys that he will show their prisoners "a world where ABAP is possible." He hangs up and flies high, no lie, you know this, BALLIN!

I fit the summary of the movie into the description and foreground origin so just pretend this one says something funny too

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dgge

dog

Self-descriptive in that it describes itself as a dog typing but i in GIF stands for interchange

padding

Dj 21- Back To The Old School (Electro x Funk) Ray-Gun-Omics - Project Future

Unfortunately, Adobe generative fill still doesn't understand what "Ed O'bradovich" means, so I'm stuck headpasting the old fashioned way for the forseeable future. Fucking bullshit technology.

getsy

lindsey buckinghampton

week 2

week 2

If you're Latin America, this character might look familiar to you.

dokidescubre

discovery kids,doki,,ytmnd, you're the man now dog

Doki Descubre: La Computadora and YTMND.com

Doki Descubre: La Computadora and YoureTheManNowDog.com

5 this. Or don't. You don't have to, I'm not your mom.

hypnoticgoebbels

discharges.org/h/0408/godspeed.swf, ripped from swfchan.com and converted to GIF.

Fall Out Boy - 20 Dollar Nose Bleed

I got the band back together.

itaintgotnogasinittroy

retards with hammers

I'm sure you were taught that, right?

I've heard it said.

2q3 34

IF YOU WANNA JAM!

hulkslam

giphy.com

Quad City DJ's ‐ Space Jam

Father Horatio bellowed in his thunderous voice, "Ulmna Vi Tresci, Benki vun patrium!". As the echos faded across the lands, a silence swept over the battlefield. The earth began to shake and in quick succession, the vast False Army was rooted and swallowed by the ground.

benkitroubles

DON'T BUNG // UP YOUR // BENKI

venkatesh

Common tickle tricks of the sentient F.A. include but are not limited to: HOT POO ENCOUNTERS.

It is once said that words unsaid cannot express the feelings of the unheard. However, if you have toilet troubles, please reach out to your local drenched agent. They will happily take a look and perform the necessary maintenance to keep your Benki healthy and clean.

Dallas sauce is so tasty yummy I eat it on everything except legumes.

Source? Aliens!

alienfacial

UAP,Yeah you know me

Fossilized remains from a Peruvian diatom moss mine displayed in Mexican parliament

.Prydzzzzzz

I don't think you can leave. The board is too comfy. Even when it feels bad. I can't forget how stuck I am.

yourehereforever

YOU'RE HERE

DON'T FORGET

FOREVER

This is the best thing you will see today.

oldmoai

george lucas

Old versions of iOS

Paul Riordan - Coast (aka the Four Horsemen's theme in WCW)

This remix always brought SNTSG to mind, so why not? Absolute clusterfuck, as said. I'll post something not SNTSG soon, but we'll see.

cupcakke

snoop nye the slam guy,snoop dogg,bill nye,macho man randy savage,maroon 5,cupcakke,reese's puffs

How on Earth do you even make an image for this?

Accurate descriptor

Snoop Nye barf remix + Misery X CPR remix by "user140720077"/Reese's Puffs add-on by misc_mashup

What the fuck is that?

teslawtfit

Tesla

Full Metal Jacket

<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3

brisketdance

EVERYONE IS // GAY FOR // BRIDGET!! <3

bridget,brisket,guilty gear,guilty,gear,ggst,strive,ggs,trans,makes,you,lgbtq+,cowgirl

Bridget's idle animation

<3

Guilty Gear Strive - The Town Inside Me

How can you kill a god?

DagothUrGroove

Morrowind,Elder Scrolls,Dagoth Ur

Dagoth Ur

Mine

https://m.soundcloud.com/zachhill011/wobblescoff-look-upon-the

GOODBYE, I LOVE YOU

shawnvoorhees

FRHB

HTRHT

He's playing plinko at the pearly gates

over100

// // YOU DON'T GET TO SPIN AGAIN

TCAP (the price is right) soundstage

Tomb of the Unknown Soliders

Bob barker's furneal

Fortunately, you don't actually have to suck his alien penis to beat this boss

itsanalien

LOL!,VOTE 5

CITE MY ALIEN PENIS!

CITE MY ALIEN PENIS!

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madewithvoicify

Futurama

Dion - Baby I'm in the Mood for You + Voicify

Now doesn't it make you fell better?

alllinedup

YOU GOT ME // CLOSER TO // GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD

http://pigspinnaz.ytmnd.com/

https://motp.ytmnd.com/

Horses

Horsing

Horse

Lol dead horse sad boy funny movie.

Dont know

If you don't know, sucks to be you

Groovy

Groove123

Goove // //

Dance

I'm sweet

You're sweet

Let's invade Iceland

Cumin on the way to the WhiteHouse

Currinin

Heather // Uiop // Teeaam Roomba

Jerr

Mike Jones

Harmack's

UnknownGamer

luigi board

mmhmyeahno

dunno

dunno

Kat McSnatch

Price Flies when you are having RetroFun™

pricefiles

Price Flies

Price Flies

Price Flies

a brief pause telling you to take a chill pill, bro

sitdownandrest

chill,checkpoint

adobe illustrator

stock

macroblank, step by step

YTMNSFW domains don't work anymore for some reason

heprobablyneverwill

LOL!,VOTE 5

You have to change the "YTMNSFW" to "YTMND" in the address bar to load the site now

A montage of various fads saying FUCK

tanks are so cool

tanksareawesome

tanks are so // cool! // !!!!!!!!

tank,war,epic,awesome tank,so cool,cool,huge penis simulator 2000

foreground is a tank gif from this website http://larsbecher.blogspot.com/2011/09/tank-animation.html

background is a tank gif from this website http://larsbecher.blogspot.com/2011/09/tank-animation.html

song is from the "Stridsfordon 9040/56 (CV 9040 BILL) Demonstration Video" absolute fucking banger

I thought pyramids were stable. Did you? Inspired by https://herecomesgarfield.ytmnd.com and https://giygas.ytmnd.com/

kirbytumble

kirby ,tumbleweed

Sprites from Kirby’s Dream Land, animated by me

Ending music from Kirby’s Dream Land, looped by me