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Dew 2020

bedouin

bedouin,lauv,dew

Bedouins

Luav- I like me better

I rise from the demise of the falsehood which challenges my existence. May hE [The FalseOne] be cursed again, and again, and again. Cherish the chalice in my palace which is thy vessel [soul]. Jehmounehji! From which small atom's weight of arrogance do you dare even contemplate to challenge His? Our invertebrate blessing from the mouth down. We are all blessed, we must all accept this reality.

hisvessel

// // B E N K I

Venkatesh

As one gazes into the Benki, one must not see thyself. The Benki must be presented with items of ritual sacrifice. An empty vessel yields an empty response. Potent items for sacrifice include: Chalk, balloons, large amounts of paper, celery and of the purest form; the inner callings of one's body.

Eli remained motionless in the night, fearing for his life. Whispers of light began to enter the ruins of where he hid, forming a holy aura bounded by three points of colored light. The first light spoke, "I am Alex, agent of entropy and whisperer of the wind.". The second light emitted flashes of visions, spelling the words "I am Monty, the wizard of the 48th parallax, seeker of wisdom." The last light did not speak but moved swiftly towards Eli and embraced him with warmth and strength. In Eli's head, a voice bellowed, "I am Venky, Lord of the Benki. Your call for help has been received, and we, as the holy trinity will guide you to the light." Eli woke up, drenched in toilet water. He had been blessed.

Carbonated Water, High Fructose Corn Syrup, Caramel Color, Phosphoric Acid, Natural Flavors, Caffeine.

DON'T FUCKING SING OVER ME!

popukosings2

Hammer Smashed Face! // //

Popuko,Pop,Team,Epic,Poptepipic,Hammer,Smashed,Face,Cannibal,Corpse

Popuko singing

Cannibal Corpse - Hammer Smashed Face

bump 01

jesusfucking

cool,bump

a gif found on google

made by me in paint.net

Boards Of Canada - Skimming Stones

Yeah I know this should have been #64 but I couldn't find anything else good to go with this music. Also now the 62 that Aegis (didn't) intend to originally do are all done, but luckily for me they've made 3 more games since then LOL!

ithinktheyreexcited

LOL!,VOTE 5

OH MY GOD!!!! UNCITED!!!! THANK YOU!!!!!

OH MY GOD!!!! UNCITED!!!! THANK YOU!!!!!

broblanker

broblanker

you just got // broblanker'd //

dancing at home due to the rona

prodomeniagapi

you like to kiss me // with your // bloody lips

prodomeni agapi,blutengel,synthpop,darkwave

dance routine from the film "prodomeni agapi" (1962), giffed by tumblr user poison-interior

blutengel's 2001 single bloody pleasures

Grindcore is cool.

decapitopia

Decapitopia // // YTMND

COKE JOKE!

tankmenanime

Ah yes, // My favorite anime // Tankmen

https://wherestotse.ytmnd.com/

cash disciplines everything around me

CDEAM

foucault

there is none

wutang

Tell me, future boy, who’s president of the United States in 2020? Axios National Political Correspondent, Jonathan Swan, speaks with President Donald Trump about multiple topics including the coronavirus crisis in an attempt to save the past, future and present.

DeploraLean

trump,trump back to the future,back to the future,trump axios interview,trump meme,back to the future corona virus,corona virus

HBO Axios interview, Back to the Future

HBO Axios interview, Back to the Future

Haven't seen many fad responses in a while.

kd20

1920,1920's,Katamari,Katamari Damacy,1920s,Damacy

Introduce Me (1925)

Katamari Forever

Another boss that makes no sense, but at least the game is self aware enough to make fun of itself

wahwee

LOL!,VOTE 5

You must cite all the sources immediately, W- YTMND!

You must cite all the sources immediately, W- YTMND!

PETER GRIFFIN RAPED ME IN A KFC BATHROOM

petergriffinrapedme

PETER GRIFFIN // RAPED ME IN A // KFC BATHROOM

PETER GRIFFIN,RAPED ME,IN A,KFC,BATHROOM,shitpost

I looked up a public bathroom background, grabbed an image of Peter Griffin off of Wikipedia, and used Paint.net to put Peter Griffin over the public bathroom background

It was some retarded meme song that I don't know the name of but it was meant to be a shitpost

This image gives me an odd feeling, the red and yellowish landscape reminds me of some sort of hell

Red-Space-22bv

HELL IS HERE, NO GOING BACK // let the colors seep into your // EYES

hell,red,pixelated,creepy

Can-Frog (22bv 22bv) on DeviantArt https://www.deviantart.com/can-frog/art/22bv-22bv-Deep-Fried-Hell-844566876

Can-Frog (22bv 22bv) on DeviantArt https://www.deviantart.com/can-frog/art/22bv-22bv-Deep-Fried-Hell-844566876

Band Sick Skinned Lover (22bv 22bv) https://sites.google.com/site/22bv22bv/my-music

These aliens have 1 brain cell, and that 1 brain cell is exclusively for dancing.

alienworld

Welcome to our world! // //

LowerMyBills Alien, with edits done by me

Daft Punk - Around The World

Can someone explain to me wtf is this?

chipmiddlefinger

WTF? // //

ebay,chip

i found on ebay

i found on ebay

illuminati

OH GOD! Fox McCloud has turned into a pokemon trainer :D Gotta Catch'em all and beat the elite 4 and become the world's greatest pokemon EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! XD !!

trainer-fox-mccloud

TRAINER FOX LET'S GOOOO! // //

pokemon trainer,starfox,fox mccloud

photoshop by me: tigerwithlasers

photoshop by me: tigerwithlasers

pokemon

WARIOMAN 32323323232

riverindesterfunnyp5

funny, money+,monkey,monkey funny,p5,persona 5,smt,smt funny,meme,maymay

a bad edited meme by me with ms paint and a crispy pixelated photo from black jack octagon, sesame street episode short

my dog, no litteraly, my dog is on google photos

a mp3 mdi converted "rivers in the desert" from persona 5 realesed by atlus tm

definition of an eboy

fuckatiktok

push me to the edge, // eboy // all mY FRIEnDZ R DEAD

knight rider copyright 1982

nfl films copyright 2004

Andre Kostitsyn's photo makes me laugh

CLEANPHOTOGRAPH

Andre Kostitsyn Photograph

Still from Nickleback's "Photograph" music video overlaid with an image of Andrei Kostitsyn's face.

Nickleback's "Photograph" song pulled from YouTube. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BB0DU4DoPP4

i'm trying to go vegan but i'm pretty sure my wife is giving me regular chorizo and telling me that it's vegan...

crones

witcher,zaalnog,kassius

zaalnog

kassius

I know that

NOTYOURFRIEND

not,you're,friend

Someone is

Going to call me gay

For making this web page

Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom Doin', doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom You know we straight, doin', doin' your momv=Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom Doin', doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom You know we straight, doin', doin' your mom I'm doin' your mom. Yes, yours! First saw her in the Walmart pickin' out your drawers Big Dolly Parton hair like an '80s prom queen But her ass was lookin' good all up in them mom-jeans I approached her in the checkout line, and said, "Yo baby, wassup?" She had two gallons of milk, and I was starin' at her jugs Five minutes later she agreed to get with me So we went and rocked the minivan like giggity, giggity, giggity I was ridin' your mom like she's Mario Kart I gave her a lift back to her crib 'cause her car wouldn't start She invited me in the house, and we started makin' out again How many times I tap that ass? Over 9000! Yeah, she called me Pledge cause I knocked the dust off it Later made me a sandwich and she cut the crust off it 'Cause she knows how I like it, and that I'm a little young To be in the bed, butt-naked doin' your mom Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom Doin', doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom You know we straight, doin', doin' your mom Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom Doin', doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom You know we straight, doin', doin' your momDoin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom Doin', doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom You know we straight, doin', doin' your mom Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom Doin', doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom You know we straight, doin', doin' your mom Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom Doin', doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom You know we straight, doin', doin' your mom Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom Doin', doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom You know we straight, doin', doin' your mom Sex with your mother And that makes me better (Better) better than you I'm having sex with your mother And that makes me better (Better) better than you Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom Doin', doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom You know we straight, doin', doin' your mom Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom Doin', doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom You know we straight, doin', doin' your mom

RWJDoesYourMom

HE'S // DOIN YER // MOM

Ray william johnson,RWJ,doing your mom,mom,Crying,asmr

Ray willaim johnson from a earlier video.

Pic of my room

A combination of generic moaning and the song "Doing your mom" By ray william johnson, crying supplied by me

father why are there tanks? father tell me

fathertanks

father // why are there tanks //

father,tank

screenshot of https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6zkL91LzCMc at ~0:12 and ~0:22

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-lGFpyuuchg "Chinese Rap Full" cropped, edited in audacity "gun" sounds are from https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YeFzeNAHEhU ~1:50

Things are looking different in the PTKFGS timeline

PTKFGS2020

PTKFGS,2020,COVID19,COVID-19

Paperboy NES

Dr. Mario 64

Cancel him!

cancelphil

Gif

Death Leading Hell's Armies

Bombay Bicycle Club - Cancel On Me

as i was telling kassius, right now teens on tik tok are review bombing trump's ratings on google and some of the reviews are pretty funny it kind of makes me realize how archaic ytmnd is compared to apps like tik tok that's where the youth is people that are nostalgic for ytmnd are probably closer to 40 nothing wrong with being a 40 year old who likes to post gifs about picard to the internet, though can't stay cool forever

cantstaycoolforever

zaalnog,coolest kid you know on ytmnd

https://thehardtimes.net/harddrive/mmorpg-player-accidentally-on-day-32-of-self-quarantine/

vitalic

TAMAKI SUOH FROM OURAN HIGH SCHOOL HOST CLUB IS SO COOL

TAMAKILAND

Ouran,Tamaki Suoh,Anime

Made By Me

The Song Remains The Same - Led Zeppelin

It made me laff so,..

marvracing

Marv Racing

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