| ?(nsfw) Full GNFOS narrator intro because no one h... |
SOPA |
(2.38) |
2,045 |
2015-04-26 |
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description:
lizard
domain:
asmr
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| ?Let's Go Fly a Bed! |
q959fm |
(3.79) |
2,287 |
2015-04-23 |
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description:
Made it. Put it on YouTube. Now putting it here.
domain:
letsgoflyabed
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| ?(nsfw) THE SCREAM OF A THOUSAND SALTS |
snarkflavor |
(1.00) |
832 |
2015-04-22 |
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description:
why does it scream. what can cause it such pain that it takes on the visage of a rain of a thousand salts
domain:
sammytheslug
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| ?Metal Gear Max 2: TROLLS OF THE PATRIOTS!!! |
woman |
(3.20) |
1,312 |
2015-04-20 |
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description:
If you weren't here on Christmas 2010, you won't get it.
domain:
metalgearmax2
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| ?YTMND Today,April 16, 2006 |
Locke5 |
(3.27) |
1,663 |
2015-04-16 |
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description:
YTMND as it was today in 2006. Notice the good sites on the front page, more active sponsorship, and recent news from Max.
domain:
thegoldenage
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| ?Neutron Dance |
hdofu |
(2.69) |
1,736 |
2015-04-10 |
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description:
It been one of those weeks, I've been drinking, Max is probably dead his account hacked, ytmnds in the shitter, so heres another wtf since beverly hills cop was on last night.
domain:
neutrondance
site text:
Dance The Drunk Away! // //
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| ?YTMND IRL SIGHTINGS: Part 2015 |
prairiedogeric10 |
(3.47) |
2,560 |
2015-04-03 |
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description:
The license plate tag has 05 on it for May, so yeah I guess this is as close as we're gonna get for this one.
domain:
Locke5ive
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| ?The Uncoolest Kid you know in the S.U.Z.A.N.N.E.... |
madDogSoldier |
(3.91) |
3,250 |
2015-03-30 |
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description:
He was super uncool, and he had all the best games, he masturbated all night before me, got drunk on Johnny Lurg Orange Juice before me, smoked cock before anyone, and got himself pregnant before any guy. He was my better in every way. This is the one that started it all....
domain:
lozeranne
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| ?(nsfw) chapstik |
colobus |
(1.00) |
1,940 |
2015-03-25 |
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description:
This is an implementation of a fruitless desire which I had for a fleeting moment when my mind once worked in the proper way as I see other individuals. I felt wonderful and confused and at the end of my experience had found myself having completed nothing. It is at this point when I sit back, masturbating before falling asleep in a profound state of arousal, having wasted the potential life of a million human beings who will not fetter and waste on this hopeless and beautiful planet, eating macdonalds and paying for kia hybrids.
domain:
chapstik
site text:
help // me // iaminhell
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| ?Oh Shit Guys It's Quick-Man |
CombatRobot |
(2.00) |
1,116 |
2015-03-23 |
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description:
Guys, you're not going to believe this. Look over there. Look, on the horizon, you can see him. It's Quick-Man. He's come to save us all.
domain:
quick-man
site text:
Quick-Man is officially the // best user on Board 8 whose // username starts with Q.
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| ?Here's a site I forgot to upload when that guy... |
Daltonofzeal2 |
(4.47) |
2,664 |
2015-03-20 |
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description:
I'm out. It's been fun.
I wanted to slap together one last noise site, but I just don't have it in me anymore. Everyone's moved on. It's time for me to do the same.
I mean: JAMES GANFOLDIINI WAS A BELOVED CHARTER ACTER AND THEPSIEAN WHO PLAYED DRUMMELDORF IN THE LIVE ATCION PRODUCTION OF "HENRY POTTER 2: HANGER GAMES". HE WIL BE REMEREBED FOR HIS BRIF STUNT AS THE LED GUTIARIST FOR THE BAND IMARGARINE DRAGONS. HE WAS THE FIRTS ACTOR TO DO A NUDE SECNE ON THE HOB NETWORK ... fuck, I can't even put together one of these anymore.
It's been fun. But it's been 11 years of making senseless noise sites and incoherent-yet-still-somewhat-coherent rambling comments and texts, and I don't think my brain can do it anymore.
domain:
jamesgandalf
site text:
YOU SHALNOT PAS LIKE THAT PART // EHTE GUY RITSYAS "MOVEBICH // MOVE LIKE MOVESUZANE MOVEMENTBCH
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| ?lol, haunted pizzerias |
MALAK |
(3.20) |
1,360 |
2015-03-13 |
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description:
Not by me, but surprised it wasn't on YTMND in the first place. Here you go.
GIF by buckmatic4 on tumblr. Song by Max Coveri.
domain:
runninginthelate80s
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| ?"Seasons Out Of Sun" |
prairiedogeric10 |
(4.39) |
6,152 |
2015-03-01 |
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description:
so I recorded this piece of shit in January 2013, thought it was really dumb, and forgot about it. then for some dumbass reason I decided to revisit it two years later and add the background music, which didn't exactly line up with the words because I went too fast and so I had to chop it up and piece it together and anyway it still sounds like shit. that was in January of this year and today I decided to just put some images together and say fuck it because who cares about quality on a site littered with suzane and picheu crap (which isn't really moon man anymore but fucking close enough) and well here, enjoy, 1, and leave.
domain:
ytmnd2015
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| ?Call of the Wild Hillbilly |
UncleSporkums |
(4.50) |
1,336 |
2015-02-18 |
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description:
You're walking through the woods, a long tube on your shoulder, business as usual, when suddenly, you hear it..
domain:
SoundsofRednecks
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| ?#KenDrinksAlcohol |
Skyber21 |
(1.00) |
574 |
2015-02-14 |
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description:
#KenDrinksAlcohol#KenDrinksAlcohol#KenDrinksAlcohol#KenDrinksAlcohol#KenDrinksAlcohol#KenDrinksAlcohol#KenDrinksAlcohol#KenDrinksAlcohol#KenDrinksAlcohol#KenDrinksAlcohol#KenDrinksAlcohol#KenDrinksAlcohol#KenDrinksAlcohol#KenDrinksAlcohol#KenDrinksAlcohol#KenDrinksAlcohol#KenDrinksAlcohol#KenDrinksAlcohol#KenDrinksAlcohol#KenDrinksAlcohol#KenDrinksAlcohol#KenDrinksAlcohol#KenDrinksAlcohol#KenDrinksAlcohol#KenDrinksAlcohol#KenDrinksAlcohol#KenDrinksAlcohol#KenDrinksAlcohol#KenDrinksAlcohol#KenDrinksAlcohol#KenDrinksAlcohol#KenDrinksAlcohol
domain:
kendrinksalcohol
site text:
#KenDrinksAlcohol // make it trend // on twitter
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| ?(nsfw) Pushing Gaywards |
GZX959 |
(1.00) |
1,024 |
2015-02-13 |
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description:
Pushing Gaywards
domain:
pushinggaywards
site text:
Sometimes I Pull // On It So Hard // I Rip The Skin
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| ?no good sharks |
bugmenot-com |
(2.00) |
412 |
2015-02-08 |
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description:
The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over, but it can't. Not without your help. But you're not helping.
domain:
TanhauserGate
site text:
its belly baking in the hot sun // trying to turn itself over. But // it cant not. without your help
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| ?time is poop |
mr-egbutt |
(2.25) |
424 |
2015-02-08 |
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description:
i just spent like 4 hours listening to this loop while i was editing a video to it now everyone else on earth can too, lucky them. (seizure warning)
domain:
timeispoop
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| ?About to slice a fluffy ear off |
nos595 |
(2.00) |
484 |
2015-02-03 |
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description:
"Mr Grey don't tip."
"He don't tip? Whaddya mean you don't tip?"
"He doesn't believe in it."
"Shut up. What do you mean you don't believe in it? Come on, you, cough up a buck, you cheap bastard. I paid for your goddamn Iams!"
domain:
reservoirkitties
site text:
You shoot me in a // dream, you better wake up // and apologise!
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| ?NAVY SEAL |
superawesome6 |
(3.36) |
10,453 |
2015-01-27 |
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description:
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
domain:
navyseal
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| ?Punk of the streets |
Nicoweed |
(1.00) |
449 |
2015-01-27 |
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description:
It's a punk who dance on "Lazerhawk - King of the streets"
domain:
punkofthestreetssovietpunk
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| ?WRONGMUSICTMND: Sailor Moon vs. Sakaki |
mtallmen184 |
(3.67) |
1,121 |
2015-01-11 |
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description:
I made most of the WRONGMUSICTMND sites of the last 5 years, good to see it back on the front page
domain:
becauseitspopularagain
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| ?Diane, It's 11:30 am on a Friday, just ate Chin... |
Famery-Gai |
(4.46) |
5,366 |
2015-01-01 |
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description:
Agent Dale Goofer® fucks up and eats some bad Laura Palmer
domain:
hsfhds
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| ?(nsfw) Thomas the dank engine |
wad67 |
(2.60) |
905 |
2014-12-29 |
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description:
Says it on the tin.
domain:
THOMASTHEDANK
site text:
Brodie is a faget // //
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| ?pop it |
xlessthanthree |
(3.24) |
908 |
2014-12-14 |
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description:
pop It
like a wheelie should
i'm up on your mind feelin
pretty Good
domain:
popitmeesh
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| ?Group Zero Does Not Exist |
Mont-Order-Informati |
(2.33) |
1,038 |
2014-12-14 |
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description:
"Pay close attention. You could miss something."
This facebook group is not Group Zero, because Group Zero Does Not Exist.
There are three keys, each in seven parts. Each part is a day in the fool's journey. There is no day for the fool himself, because Group Zero Does Not Exist.
This group is a doorway. A doorway that will both fully open, and close forever on solstice night.
If you can't find the first key, you haven't got a hope of finding the second or third. Without all three keys, you cannot open the door. And if you cannot pass through the door, you are not worthy to be part of Group Zero. Which Does Not Exist.
Whatever the most committed among you find on the other side, it will not be Group Zero, because Group Zero Does Not Exist. For those who are not committed and organised, not paying attention, your journey will end with this group. Feel free to add anyone who may appreciate it. Time is short.
14 days left.
#GZDNE
domain:
groupzerodoesnotexist
site text:
Group Zero Does Not Exist // Group Zero Does Not Exist // Group Zero Does Not Exist
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| ?OMG, Secret Nazi Pool! |
mtallmen184 |
(4.33) |
7,206 |
2014-12-05 |
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description:
Saw this story on CNN and it was just too perfect for this
domain:
nazipool
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| ?(nsfw) Fuck ThePirateBay |
ldrancer |
(2.00) |
819 |
2014-11-27 |
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description:
they coming to take tpb away to better call the cops and put it on the front of your site so they'll come to you to put you in jail for hacking
fuck shitty songs
domain:
ftpb
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| ?BART AND GEO TITANIC SCENE |
nrlt |
(2.00) |
3,546 |
2014-11-24 |
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description:
ITS FUCKING BART AND FUCKING GEO ON THE SHIP AND SHIT
domain:
BARTGEOTITANIC
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| ?Ham on It |
bigrig |
(3.00) |
577 |
2014-11-20 |
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description:
Ham on It
domain:
hamonit
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