?PHARMACY TRUCK |
redrocket |
(1.80) |
950 |
2014-04-15 |
description:
I'm awake and up at 7am on a saturday. happy 100th birthday to me!
Have ya seen how expensive everything is now?
And the politics!
They just don't make flying cars like they used to. I remember when Apple-Subaru made a gene swapping mind-hoarder sedan for under 5.99999 Earth Coins. It could retrieve the memory of where you were going and doing before the Ultra-Police got clearance to cease fire and extract you from your safety canister!
And didn't even download the newest crippling software update till after you came to a complete stop.
Bah
I forget. how many earth coins for a gallon of milk? or is that illegal now. i heard cows got the right to vote or something.
And got granted "endagered species" status! So they actually vote first.
You don't know humility till you have to wait at the back of the line in the county free speech zone for a voting kiosk after thirty head of Holstein.
I know. I know that makes me sound like a biggot nowadays, but that's what we used to call 'em and it just sticks with ya.
Society will be more fair for the cows once all us centenarians die off.
And good luck getting your death permit on time!
It was nice to see the word "shazbot" finally recognized as an Official Offensive Term by the Bureau of Alcohol, Milkweed and Assault-Words though
Ok this somehow went from asinine to "oh shit, they're gonna take it all when I die if I don't get that damn permit" real fast
No biggies. We'll hear the Jingle of the Pharmacy truck bells coming down the street in no time and shamble out to meet Doctor Driver.
He'll lean down and drop us a wry wink with his flashy smile and might just have us a spare ice-cold selective memory deleting suppository in one of his famous "spare" envelopes.
That driver... he's going places!
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?Picard plays with the Reddit Enhancement Suite |
GlennQuagmire |
(2.33) |
770 |
2014-05-22 |
description:
Magcargo is a Pokemon which has many crippling flaws that prevent it from shining in the limelight of the NU metagame. Due to its horrible typing, Magcargo not only has a Stealth Rock weakness, but it also sports 4x weaknesses to common Water and Ground-type moves, as well as a weakness to Fighting-type moves. To make matters worse, Magcargo has incredibly underwhelming Special Defense and HP, meaning that many powerful special attacks, such as Jynx's Focus Blast, will take it out after Stealth Rock. Despite these problems, Magcargo still makes a decent check to several important Pokemon in the NU metagame, including Swellow, Drifblim and Charizard, thanks to its key resistances to Normal-, Flying-, and Fire-type attacks. Magcargo also has a unique support movepool, including options such as Memento, Will-O-Wisp, and Stealth Rock, as well as a reliable recovery move. However, theses traits do not make Magcargo a good Pokemon and more often than not, other defensive Fire- and Rock-types, such as Torkoal and Regirock, will be better options for your team.
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?Ben Affleck |
GlennQuagmire |
(1.00) |
760 |
2014-06-02 |
description:
NU is a tier packed full of potential Stealth Rock users, many of whom share one of Golem's typings. However, there are many different reasons to choose Golem for a slot on your team. The best reason to choose Golem for your team is its dual Ground / Rock typing, which no other common Pokemon in NU shares. This allows it to take Flying-type moves with ease while also being immune to Electric-type attacks. It also gives Golem an additional STAB move to utilize, which Pokemon like Gigalith would love to have. Additionally, Golem is one of only a few Pokemon in the tier that is nearly guaranteed to set up Stealth Rock thanks to Sturdy, allowing Golem to live any one hit from full HP unless the opposing Pokemon has Mold Breaker. With these things in mind, Golem is usually better suited for more offensively oriented teams. Finally, while Golem may have exploitable Grass-, Water-, and Ground-type weaknesses and a low Special Defense stat, it is still a great Stealth Rock user that gets its job done well.
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?I just want a fly |
prinzessofwatts |
(3.42) |
2,459 |
2014-07-16 |
description:
Barack Obama just wants a fly.
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?thinkin' bout u |
beautiful |
(2.33) |
534 |
2014-08-19 |
description:
fly hi
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?Meet Homer Simpson |
Konigstiger |
(3.67) |
1,833 |
2014-09-10 |
description:
If a Pizza could fly, it would eat the stratosphere
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?Gay Hoedown |
GlennQuagmire |
(2.60) |
730 |
2014-09-11 |
description:
Scald's burn chance can help patch up Tentacruel's poor Defense while also providing it with a reliable STAB attack. Toxic Spikes is useful for the passive damage it inflicts on grounded Pokemon. It's also the main reason why you would use Tentacruel over other Rapid Spin users. Toxic is a nice alternative, as it can inflict poison on Flying-type or Pokemon with Levitate, which are not affected by Toxic Spikes. Knock Off removes items from opposing Pokemon, which helps greatly when facing stall-based teams. Rapid Spin is obviously the most important move, and allows Tentacruel to support its team by removing entry hazards.
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?FLYING RAPTORS |
Tytril |
(3.00) |
650 |
2014-11-05 |
description:
flying raptors
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?Ostrich with a Transmitter Protects the Galaxy |
Locke5 |
(2.18) |
1,056 |
2015-06-06 |
description:
Birds will fly! Hearts will soar! Hear the cry! Be the hero your team needs!
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?Pilot Pete |
drambus |
(1.00) |
516 |
2015-07-03 |
description:
Not the circus, but high flying fun in the world of air.
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?(nsfw) roads are for cars |
HalloweenHarry |
(2.00) |
538 |
2015-10-31 |
description:
cyclists learn how to fly
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?Take Me To Your Heaven |
takemetoyourheaven |
(3.00) |
786 |
2016-01-19 |
description:
Hold on to a dream
Take me to your heaven,
When my nights are cold and lonely
Flying high together,
On a journey to the stars,
Won't you take me to your heaven to your heart
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?Swat that Damn Fly |
gendark01 |
(4.67) |
761 |
2016-05-15 |
description:
Swat that FLY!
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?candy kong is a fly ass hoe that wants some gorilla... |
pilleater |
(4.19) |
1,649 |
2016-09-21 |
description:
fly ass hoe candy kong wants to peel your banana
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?Cuban Gets Married |
kraln |
(2.00) |
1,184 |
2017-02-27 |
description:
Cuban gets married and flys through space
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?I'm like a bird |
krztoff |
(2.33) |
714 |
2017-07-03 |
description:
FLY AWAY!
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?W For Walnut |
Ca-l-gr |
(4.67) |
902 |
2017-07-24 |
description:
I made pretty much of this walnut related content.
Except the background photo, I don't have the pleasure of flying over to some fucking place in the Bahamas, relax for once in my life and then have time to make this walnut related content.
#walnutwave #buymytrailmixtape
thanks
-cal
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?a flying eagle |
americaBilly |
(2.00) |
554 |
2017-10-12 |
description:
eagles fly
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?2am |
Flanfly |
(1.50) |
218 |
2018-02-02 |
description:
fly flan fly!
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?Zeos Wing |
sethwm2 |
(3.50) |
269 |
2018-02-19 |
description:
Zeos believes he cay fly.
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?horse in sky |
canobon |
(3.00) |
279 |
2018-03-16 |
description:
it can fly
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?Break Time on the Bridge |
orgo |
(4.67) |
1,368 |
2018-03-31 |
description:
Spock and his ladyfriend have decided that the weed is good. The high is high. It's time or a break. Let's get fly.
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?(nsfw) Suplex City |
meterstickjim |
(3.67) |
938 |
2018-04-22 |
description:
Bet you didn't expect the FLYING SAMURAI TECHNIQUE!
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?Trump Exults in Release of Prisoners and a Date N... |
Spano |
(3.67) |
1,388 |
2018-05-11 |
description:
WASHINGTON — President Trump, exulting in the release of three Americans from prison in North Korea, confirmed Thursday that he would meet Kim Jong-un, the North’s leader, in Singapore on June 12, setting the date for a once unimaginable encounter. The choice of Singapore, a tidy, prosperous city-state with ties to both the United States and North Korea, is a small victory for Mr. Trump’s advisers, who talked him out of meeting Mr. Kim in the Demilitarized Zone between North and South Korea — a far more symbolic, but politically problematic, location. “We will both try to make it a very special moment for World Peace!” Mr. Trump said in a midmorning post on Twitter, hours after he traveled in the middle of the night to Joint Base Andrews near Washington to greet the three men: Kim Dong-chul, Tony Kim and Kim Hak-song. North Korea’s release of the Americans lifted a major obstacle to the summit meeting. Secretary of State Mike Pompeo, who has taken charge of the diplomatic opening to the North, finalized its date and location during a 90-minute meeting with Kim Jong-un in Pyongyang, the north’s capital. Afterward, Mr. Pompeo left with the detainees on his plane. For Mr. Trump, basking in the glow of floodlights and TV cameras, it was a jubilant moment as he descended the steps of the aircraft with the three Americans, who flashed peace signs. But he acknowledged that the most difficult phase of the negotiations — persuading North Korea to surrender its nuclear weapons arsenal — lies ahead. “We’re starting off on a new footing,” he said. “I think he did this because I really think he wants to do something and bring that country into the real world.” As the two sides discussed potential meeting sites — the United States, South Korea, Mongolia, Vietnam and even a Navy warship anchored in the Pacific — they balanced political issues with practical considerations, like whether Mr. Kim could fly long distances on North Korea’s rickety aircraft. Last week, Mr. Trump expressed his preference for the Demilitarized Zone, saying that if the talks were successful, “there’s a great celebration to be had on the site.” He was clearly beguiled by the meeting of Mr. Kim and President Moon Jae-in of South Korea, which was replete with the images of two long-estranged neighbors making peace. But that symbolism troubled some officials, who argued that the Demilitarized Zone, because of its connection to the Korean War, would put a greater spotlight on the prospects for peace on the Korean Peninsula than on ridding the North of its nuclear weapons. They also worried about the optics of Mr. Trump traveling to Mr. Kim’s doorstep. EDITORS’ PICKS On Social Media’s Fringes, Extremism Targets Women A Simple Way to Improve a Billion Lives: Eyeglasses
An Orchestra Adopts a City, One Kid at Time Singapore, by contrast, is neutral ground, nearly 3,000 miles from Pyongyang, and not a treaty ally of the United States, like South Korea, Japan or the Philippines. Both countries have embassies there, United States Navy warships call at Singapore’s port and North Korea has operated trading companies there, though they have been shut down because of sanctions against Pyongyang. “North Korea will have a comfort level there that they just don’t have in other countries,” said Franklin L. Lavin, who served as the American ambassador to Singapore under President George W. Bush. A large C.I.A. station is also in Singapore, another former official said, and American spies meet regularly with their North Korean counterparts as part of an intelligence channel between the two countries.
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?(nsfw) Make It Snow |
rextocopula |
(1.60) |
1,081 |
2019-02-25 |
description:
I was going to make one called "Make It Rain'" but then I thought, no, I make it snow:) GTA V Opressor MKII Rocket Bike flying motorcycle PS4
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?Where did you learn to fly |
Richards |
(3.25) |
642 |
2020-04-01 |
description:
Where Did you learn to Fly
Also happy 19th anniversary of YTMND
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?Flying Dachshund |
LaserMcCloud |
(4.33) |
629 |
2020-04-02 |
description:
OMG A FLYING DACHSHUND
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?(nsfw) Computers... Everywhere. |
Asiimov |
(4.36) |
1,471 |
2020-04-04 |
description:
Never let a computer fly
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?(nsfw) It's My Turn To Fly |
officialunofficial |
(3.83) |
311 |
2020-04-08 |
description:
It's My Turn To Fly
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?(nsfw) Fucking Flittermice! |
Queefmaster |
(3.90) |
2,131 |
2020-04-08 |
description:
Fucking Flittermice As Satans Spys! Flittermice are the flitter and the mice that fly out of the thing and the frog and the arch arch arh rargh rarh
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