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9/11

I'm not even joking when I say that nobody is as dope as this dude.

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At an abandoned PSTriple, a police squad corners dat Asian Bitch, who overpowers them with BALLIN abilities. She flees, pursued by the police and a group of suited Fanboys capable of similar superhuman feats. She answers a ringing public PSTriple and vanishes. HD Gamer Chad Warden, known by his HAEH-cking alias "C-Wizzy", is puzzled by repeated online encounters with the phrase "the Xbox". Asian Bitch contacts him and tells him a man named Anthony has the answers C-Wizzy seeks. A team of Fanboys and police, led by M6, arrives at C-Wizzy's Caddy in search of him. Though Anthony attempts to guide C-Wizzy to safety, Chad Daddy surrenders rather than risk a dangerous escape. The Fanboys offer to erase Chad's criminal record in exchange for his help with locating Anthony, who they claim is mad gay. When C-Wizzy refuses to cooperate, they fuse his dick shut, pin him down, and implant a gay dildo in his ass. Chad wakes up from what he believes to be a nightmare. Soon after, Chad is taken by Asian Bitch to meet Anthony, and she removes the dildo from Chad. Anthony offers Chad a choice between two pills: red to reveal the truth about the Xbox, or blue to make Chad forget everything and return to his former life. Chad takes the red pill, and his reality begins to distort, awakening in a cum-filled pod among countless other pods, containing other Sony fans. He is then brought aboard Anthony's flying Caddy, the Tampa Flo-Day. As Chad recuperates from a lifetime of physical inactivity in the pod, Anthony explains the situation: In the early 21st century, a war broke out between Sony and Microsoft Fanboys. After Sony blocked the Fanboys' access to ABAP energy, the Xbox Fans responded by enslaving Sony fans and harvesting their BALLIN power while keeping their minds pacified in the Xbox, a shared simulated reality modeled on the world as it was in 2006. In the years following, the remaining free Sony fans took refuge in the underground city of H-Town. Anthony and his crew are a group of rebels who hack into the Xbox to "unplug" enslaved Sony fans and recruit them; their understanding of the Xbox's simulated nature allows them to bend its physical laws. Anthony warns Chad that death within the Xbox kills the physical body too and explains that the Fanboys are mad gay, while Nintendo fans called Wiis eliminate rebels in the real world. Chad's prowess during virtual training cements Anthony's belief that Chad is "ABAP", a Sony fan prophesied to free Sony kind. The group enters the Xbox to visit Nick Bass, a prophet-like Nintendo Fanboy who predicted that ABAP would emerge. He implies to Chad that he is not ABAP and warns that he will have to choose between Anthony's life and his own. Before they can leave the Xbox, Fanboys and police ambush the group, tipped off by elchivofr, a disgruntled crew member who has betrayed Anthony in exchange for a deal to be plugged back into the Xbox to live a gay life. To buy time for the others, Anthony fights M6 and is captured. Elchivofr exits the Xbox and murders the other crew members as they lie unconscious. Before elchivofr can kill Chad and Dat Asian Bitch, crew member Volcop13 regains consciousness and kills him before pulling Chad and Asian Bitch from the Xbox. The Fanboys interrogate Anthony to learn his access codes to the PSTriple in H-Town, which would allow them to destroy it. Chad resolves to return to the Xbox to rescue Anthony, as Nick Bass prophesied; Asian Bitch insists she accompany him. While rescuing Anthony, Chad gains confidence in his abilities, performing feats comparable to those of the Fanboys.

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After Anthony and Asian Bitch safely exit the Xbox, M6 ambushes and appears to kill Chad. While a group of Wiis attack the Tampa Flo-Day, Asian Bitch confesses her love for Chad and says Nick Bass told her she would fall in love with a TRUE NIGGA. Chad is revived, with newfound abilities to perceive and control the Xbox; he easily defeats M6, prompting the other Fanboys to flee and he leaves the Xbox just as the Caddy's electromagnetic pulse disables the Wiis. Back in the Xbox, Chad makes a telephone call, promising the Fanboys that he will show their prisoners "a world where ABAP is possible." He hangs up and flies high, no lie, you know this, BALLIN!

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Self-descriptive in that it describes itself as a dog typing but i in GIF stands for interchange

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Nosejobb

The internets

The internets

im anti acab because leon kennedy

notallcops

got it from danbooru

same as foreground

this is blue ball machine but not tiled

notileballmachine

unknown

ASI! ASI! ASI!

asiasiasi

https://tenor.com/view/split-tongue-snake-is-awesome-blue-tongue-snapchat-gif-13795735

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kologpipino

kolog found joke

N.S.F.W.

stephaniecigarette10

[long-running, obscure

jokes/personal attacks,

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Something for your enemies.

badtroll

Atomic Betty - Practically Joking

On a shady dark-to-pale blue gradient background, we see a rainbow-coloured scribble being drawn (think the Black/Marlens logo) which zooms out. The image logo's text will read: Wood Knapp Video presents

woodknapp

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My limbs are weak and my heart is tired, A painful death I cannot deny. It comes so soon, I have no more breath, My time to die, I cannot defy. My last glimpse of life was quite unfair, I cannot find answer through my pain. My sight is blurred as I lay there, I feel the chill of death, again and again. The pain was great, deep and profound, My memories and dreams lost in dying. The numbness of my soul, no sound, My life slipping away, I'm still trying. Please take away all this misery, Hold me tight and be true. These are my last dying wishes, Before I pass through the dark blue.

creepyisfun

Google - jumpscare gif

Google - creepy eye gif

this is a joke

BURNTHEGAYS

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Why on fucking earth is ytmnd still around lololol you don't visit ytmnd anymore, you didn't view this ytmnd, you're actually just dead or something. I'll gaslight you into believing that you aren't on ytmnd dot com right now, just give me Maxs flu mold and I'll be dead too ( :

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Max banned me in 2020 when I made a joke in his news post because he is a butthurt salty flu

It makes no conceivable fucking sense that ytmnd exists in 2023

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Catwithyellowshirtstares

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a dumb joke i meant to make a decade ago

sheas

butt

Another recording from Earthstation1 dot com's AFVN TV and Radio page. Some guy temporarily takes over the regular's "Capsule Countdown" of the hit songs of the week. All the songs seem to date from 1968, so that mus be when this was recorded, probably off the AFRVN FM transmitter (wherever that was.) A total bodge results.

afvnradioblooper1

Photo stolen off internet of sunken "Liberty Bell 7" Mercury capsule. (Izza joke - get it?)

Dumb joke.

davidleesephiroth

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dc5qnr5UQ4Y

Why are you still reading this? There is no joke, no punchline, and no stupid fad it's just absolutely nothing, you are wasting your priceless time reading this message, GO AWAY NOW YOU STUPID! There are not even tags on this, NOTHING, ABSOLUTELY ZERO THINGS HERE, STOP READING THIS.

nothingheregoaway

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Survivor Day joke

survivorday

Microsoft Paint

fred durst is proud of you (this is a joke site for personal use)

getrolldbaby

https://music.apple.com/us/album/chocolate-starfish-and-the-hot-dog-flavored-water/1440842682

Inside joke, move along.

kirasabadass

Kira P VTuber

Good Site™: Funny Joke!

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This is the last one of these for now

injoke

YTMND + MSPaint

overused and shitty joke no.81791471

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jerma

George Foreman grill

more good music, that's all.

moregoodmusic

Seinfeld

I used Blue for the first time. Note: This is a dummy project.

firestone

One of my OCs appearing for the first time in all existence

a joke about an admin on pixelplanet.fun, probably known about here

FARTYNAS

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