| ?What Half-Life 2 is becoming {{SPOILER}} |
Katana |
(3.89) |
42,286 |
2006-06-04 |
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description:
You probably won't get this if you haven't seen the trailer for Half-Life 2: Episode Two, or if you don't know an inkling about FFVII.
Gordon model:
http://www.hlcomic.com/bb/viewtopic.php?t=2295
domain:
hl2funeral
site text:
JOKE IS DEAD // http://www.ferrago.com/story/786 // ALYX LIVES. BOO.
fg image origin:
Garry's Mod (idea from FF7)
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| ?P1ZZ4 N4710N |
TheRealJollyRoger |
(3.89) |
3,410 |
2007-03-16 |
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description:
P1ZZ4!!!!
domain:
pizzanation
fg image origin:
Dawn of the Dead + edits
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| ?Jester's Dead |
GaryGnu |
(3.89) |
1,072 |
2012-04-04 |
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description:
I can't believe this was never made?
domain:
Jestersdead
site text:
WO JESTER'S DEAD! // WOO HOO JESTER'S DEAD! // YEE HAW!
fg image origin:
TOP GUN
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| ?Sean of the Dead UB3R H4X |
rckbikes |
(3.89) |
1,912 |
2006-01-31 |
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description:
bored
domain:
seanofthadeadmuthaaaa
fg image origin:
sotd, and me
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| ?The attackers can be stopped by... |
Dagger |
(3.89) |
4,077 |
2006-10-15 |
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description:
The BBC knows how to stop a zombie invasion.
domain:
stopthezombies
site text:
REMOVING THE HEAD // OR // DESTROYING THE BRAIN
fg image origin:
Shaun of the Dead
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| ?(nsfw) dont jummy jusles |
Daltonofzeal |
(3.89) |
2,659 |
2007-05-05 |
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description:
dsnfsndfnsdfnsdfnsdnfsdfn
domain:
y-t-m-n-d-ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff
site text:
DEAD // NIGGER // STORAGE
fg image origin:
dsnfsndfnsdfnsdfnsdnfsdfn
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| ?a fond forgot |
Scytale |
(3.89) |
1,371 |
2008-04-03 |
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description:
well actually
domain:
polandisdead
fg image origin:
poland is dead
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| ?Pump It Real Good, Old Lady... |
cameraperson |
(3.89) |
4,912 |
2008-10-18 |
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description:
FAIL. The vagina is a dead end.
domain:
oldladytalkingsex
site text:
It get's packed full of air // //
fg image origin:
http://the-trukstop.com/articles/2007/lolbush.html
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| ?dEaD pEoPlE JoEk |
BoyToyz |
(3.89) |
1,040 |
2010-01-03 |
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description:
SwayZe, brittNe
domain:
deadpeeplejoek
fg image origin:
dead Edits!
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| ?(nsfw) Moon man forces you to take all of your gr... |
JamesChicks |
(3.89) |
2,433 |
2010-01-08 |
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description:
Is Dead
domain:
andofcourseitkillsyou
fg image origin:
Your
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| ?max receives a javascript update for his cock, but th... |
Famery-Gai |
(3.89) |
5,430 |
2011-03-01 |
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description:
spencer tracy and al bundy get into a 3 hour long finger gun battle and then ashley judd suddenly appears out of nowhere and shows her tits.
domain:
bbq-flavored-prings
fg image origin:
pop quiz hot shot: dennis hopper comes back from the dead and runs into your basement with a sledgehammer and breaks open your sewage line, what do you do?
bg image origin:
Mike Tyson runs out of toilet paper so he pulls down the shower curtain and uses it to wipe his ass, but after he is done wiping nothing will flush so he calls Domino's Pizza and forces the delivery boy to fix the clog.
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| ?Detroit Attacked By Vampires |
LIGHTPIE7 |
(3.89) |
5,314 |
2011-03-24 |
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description:
A bizarre question asked on Yahoo! Answers garners an even more bizarre response. When WAS the last time that Detroit was attacked by vampires? Does Robert Pattinson know about it?
Text from Yahoo!:
"A friend and I were discussing Eminem earlier today, and I had brought up the line in "Lose Yourself" when he compares his small neighborhood of Detroit as Salem's Lot. I was then wondering if Eminem had either read the novel of 'Salem's Lot, since there are two major differences between Jerusalem's Lot and the town in which Mr. Mathers grew up.
1) 'Salem's Lot was a small, quaint country village, not a poverty-stricken suburban ghetto of a major city.
2) 'Salem's Lot was being taken over by vampires.
I do not believe that Detroit has been invaded by vampires recently, but I decided to check on here anyway. Does anyone here know of the last time Detroit had to fight off a vampire apocalypse? If you could help me, that would be great.
Thank you."
Best Answer:
"The last time Detroit had to fight off a vampire attack was in November of 2005, when the book "Twilight" was released, causing many vampires to believe they could reveal themselves openly. The first signs of the attack was when several victims were found dead with bite marks in their necks. The police originally thought it was the work of sociopaths, but further proof was found when a dead vampire was found by several homeless men hoping for a reward.
After the police found conclusive evidence, they brought it to the attention of the mayor. He was hesitant at first, but discovery of a second vampire corpse convinced him otherwise. He put out a press statement warning the citizens of Detroit, and killing techniques. This led to a plethora of vampire corpses. After it was found that most of these corpses were not vampires, but in fact emos, The mayor put out another press statement that told all of Detroit to alert the authorities if they found a vampire. This was to prevent more emo killings. (although, the mayor was heard saying that it was not necessarily a bad thing).
Eventually most of the vampires were killed off, but there are some that live there still today."
domain:
detroitvampires
fg image origin:
Question taken from Yahoo! Answers (posted by myself) on Wednesday, March 23. Later copied and pasted to Vampirecafe and one travel website.
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| ?R.I.P Katy Perry |
Famery-Gai |
(3.89) |
2,134 |
2016-08-20 |
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description:
She was at a charity event when all of a sudden her tits collapsed into themselves and crushed her lungs.
domain:
diminishingreturns
site text:
// R.i..p Kailee Pearbeans // {1984 - Old Country Buffet]
fg image origin:
this isn't really katy perry. but she is actually dead.
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| ?Conan is...dead f*ckin' sexy |
SRousseau |
(3.89) |
3,256 |
2006-05-20 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
conanstripsmmm
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| ?Dr. Phil Is Dead To Me |
TVsFrank |
(3.89) |
11,097 |
2007-04-17 |
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description:
Appologies if it's already been done, but Phil is a f*cking moron.
domain:
drphilisdeadtome
site text:
// Freaking Douche //
fg image origin:
http://gamepolitics.com/2007/04/17/dr-phil-blames-video-games-fo
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| ?A Gorey End |
Mindfugue |
(3.89) |
4,783 |
2010-06-02 |
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description:
The inventor of the internet separates from his wife.
domain:
agoreyend
site text:
1970 - 2010 // //
fg image origin:
2000 DNC, dawn of the dead 1978
bg image origin:
South park
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| ?It's not a defect, it's a RESONAN... |
leileilol |
(3.89) |
16,580 |
2005-07-07 |
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description:
i know the fad is dead, but I coulnd't resist executing this idea.
domain:
defectivehl
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| ?The Captain Returns |
blommer |
(3.89) |
7,156 |
2007-06-29 |
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description:
Is it true? He returns!? Pacard Pacard Pacard EPIC PACARD.
domain:
pirateofthecaribbean
fg image origin:
PACARD COMES BACK FROM THE DEAD
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| ?Farrah Fawcett is dead |
Scockery |
(3.88) |
1,538 |
2009-06-25 |
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description:
Just wanted to remind America that it still has 5 out of 6 original Charlie's Angels left and that ain't bad.
domain:
tanyalives
site text:
TANYA ROBERTS IS NOT // //
fg image origin:
The Internets
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| ?Obillary |
sixzerofour |
(3.88) |
7,511 |
2008-03-08 |
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description:
Screw it, let's morph both of them into one deadly candidate everyone can hate!
domain:
obillary
fg image origin:
Image photoshopped by me
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| ?Poochini's Having a Wonderful Time |
sickeninga |
(3.88) |
2,058 |
2006-06-25 |
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description:
I know this is a dead fad, but I had to do it. This episode is one of my favorite classic cartoon episodes of all time - Disney's "Magical Maestro" (1952). It was eventually banned for racism.
domain:
poochini
fg image origin:
Disney's 'Magical Maestro' (1952)
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| ?Devo in the Future |
ElCommodoro |
(3.88) |
4,659 |
2006-08-09 |
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description:
Conan is dead, long live DEVO! Are we not men?
domain:
futuredevo
fg image origin:
1984, Saturday Night Live
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| ?A Metaphor For The War On Terror |
DarkZelgadis |
(3.88) |
2,824 |
2008-05-05 |
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description:
We're the sheep in the war of terror, George Bush is the man with the missile launcher blowing us up.
domain:
waronmetaphors
fg image origin:
Dead Sheep
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| ?R.I.P. Lcad (VOTE 5!) |
AegisReflector |
(3.88) |
1,223 |
2008-06-28 |
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description:
PLEASE VOTE 5 EVERY VOTE 5 WILL BE DONATED TO THE FRIENDS AND FAMILY OF THE DEARLY DEPARTED (ACTUALLY HE DIED 100 YEARS AGO SO HIS FRIENDS ARE DEAD TOO LOL)
domain:
lcadisdead
site text:
AUGH ACID PRO SPED UP THE AUDIO // STUPID NEW VERSION 6.0 // I DON'T KNOW HOW TO USE IT
fg image origin:
yesterday - the beatles
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| ?Is Fyrestorm Still Dead? |
DrWario87 |
(3.88) |
1,927 |
2008-08-20 |
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description:
glad to hear he's alive and well
domain:
isfyrestormstilldead
fg image origin:
Is Anna Nichole Smith Still Dead?+edits
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| ?Come Ytmnd Users |
BattleBots |
(3.88) |
1,976 |
2007-01-12 |
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description:
We all strive for one thing
domain:
comeytmndusers
fg image origin:
made +dead rising
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| ?R.I.P. Tiger Woods |
GaryGnu |
(3.88) |
4,316 |
2009-11-27 |
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description:
Tiger Woods was seriously injured in a car accident at about 2:30 a.m. He's probably dead.
domain:
ripTigerWoods
site text:
// 1976 - 2009 //
fg image origin:
Tiger Woods
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| ?SRS DEAD GUY JOKE (R.I.P.) |
SRSBIZNESS |
(3.88) |
1,735 |
2010-01-03 |
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description:
EZ
domain:
srsdeadguyjokerip
fg image origin:
SRS EDITZ
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| ?The king is dead; Long live the jam! |
JoeyKazooie |
(3.88) |
2,928 |
2009-06-27 |
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description:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rw7EZsXgMRA (Carnival Night Zone - Sonic 3, Jam- Michael Jackson)
domain:
seeeeeeeeegaaaaaaaa
fg image origin:
Neverland, Carnival Night Zone - Sonic 3
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| ?tired of spywar |
CarlWinslows |
(3.88) |
1,578 |
2007-01-28 |
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description:
pimpin aint dead,look
domain:
crasty
fg image origin:
some nakka
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