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I want to hire him. What are his rates? Also, he's only allowed two Popsicles from the fridge.

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Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I'm just a commentator. I grew up sheltered, catholic, and later got hired by some of your news media. Your world frightens and confuses me! Sometimes the honking horns of your traffic make me want to get out of my BMW.. and run off into the hills, or wherever.. Sometimes when I get a message on my fax machine, I wonder: "Did little demons get inside and type it?" I don't know! My primitive mind can't grasp these concepts.

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On the contrary. Drunken debauchery is core to the Maxim ethos. You'll be hired as their new chief of viral advertising. (AwesomeBob was just let go, they felt his work was too high-brow and restrained.)

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Maybe we should hire Dick Chaney?

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gosu doesnt mean the immigrants will be a ceo of anything.their just saying for the factories, they boss figures out that the americans cost too much money to keep hired so they hire mexicans for minimum wage unlike the 18 dollars an hour. but if the mexicans tried, after the years of becoming a citizen, their children will grow up around an environment full of opportunity, and if they work hard, they could become a ceo of a forbes 500 company. oh, and your argument is retarded.

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World of Warcraft 4 in two years? Have somebody join your army and they cast a pants crapping spell? You think Blizz would hire a comedian that knows at least one thing about their games. Or at least a funny one.

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I wonder if someone is going to hire people to kill him after that

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and for those who don't know, the "dagger scene" is from Macbeth. SPOILERS FOR THOSE WHO DON'T KNOW: Macbeth kills Duncan, Macbeth hires murderers to kill Banquo, Banquo's son Fleance, and Lady Macduff and her son. Fleance escapes from the murderers. Lady Macbeth dies from stress and sh*t. Someone else's son dies in battle. Macduff kills Macbeth. Malcolm becomes king in the end.

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For hire and a combat site. Left of west and coming in A hurry with the furies breathing down your neck. Team By team reporters baffled, trumped, tethered cropped Look at that low playing! Fine, then.

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I hired a few hamsters to provide more power for the full 5. You are constantly improving your site, making it greater and greater. +1 for giving a sh*t about achieving full potential for this site, unlike many others.

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Hire him and then hire this guy for the movie: http://breentwins.ytmnd.com/

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i think they would have gotten a better 'puppet dancer' if they just hired Carson Daily....but his strings are to hard to hide

I'm not an expert on running sites, but can't Max hire/get volunteers to help with the stuff he isn't doing? The site generates enough income for that to be a possibility, no? YTMND isn't exactly dead anyway, just needs a serious clean-up. I'm not giving up on it yet, the site has had periods like this before (but never as bad?)

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Those stupid bitches. At least the cat is alive :[. I think it is our place, since the U.S.A. cannot properly send justice to these bitches(Burning them), we should at least do our best to keep the message alive. "These bitches burned a cat" SAY THE NAME ALOUD, and ruin their names from existence, so they NEVER get hired

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Oh thank god! Finally they can hire back those hand drawn animators that they had laid off years ago.

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I nominate Cheney for Best Action-Shooter Actor. If you hire him... to shoot a close friend... make sure, that close friend... ISN'T YOU!

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Yes, this person is a hired actor. Those of you who don't get that need to be electroshocked.

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WHO HIRED THIS CREW!?!?!?

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maybe you can hire...the &-team.

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It's the prostitutes I hired for my birthday!

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I've always wondered if I could get a grant to hire a hit man to KILL THIS *SSH*LE!!!

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hahahaha...that's f*cking epic. in all honesty, DHL wins, because they hire local delivery guys who can deliver packages in the higly dangerous places like warzones. Don't ask me how I know that.

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must look deep into chuckys eyes (the robot used in the technologic video is actually chucky, they hired the same director, or company to do the video), while listening to weird al and daft punk at the same time... i think my world is imploding.

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her mom will hire a skinhead to kick her in the stomache

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He hired an all-midget band to perform it with instruments hand-crafted by blind Gyuto monks, and recorded it on gold ribbon. Then he went back in time and had Jesus do the remix.

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It's true that nuclear radiation causes mutations faster than otherwise, and we all know this, and, yes, chernobyl is bad but I still can't figure out why you would make this? You say you wanted to evoke emotion, but you're not evoking emotion, you're providing images from one (likely) or more (unlikely) other sources. You're not evoking emotion any more than the guy who hires Brad Pitt is evoking emotion. You're producing the site, without permission of course...

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Nintendo should hire you.

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Ho, sh*t. Vader hired Wright? Spidey's fudged, now, boyo.

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When I was in training many years ago, not so long ago. I worked side by side with a fellow named Todd Packer, and together we rocked the office. Packer and I once spent the whole day with our pants off, and when people noticed we convinced them that they were crazy. Another time Packer held this guy's head in the toilet for like a minute. The guy had no sense of humor about it. Probably why he wasn't hired. Once as a joke Packer banged every chic in the office. D'it's hysterical.

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On that subject, VoiceMail, isn't Planet's Funniest Animals the sh*ttiest show on television? I think they replaced the host, but the original host, I have no idea how they hired this guy. He has to be the unfunniest douchebag ever born. It's not even like mildly entertaining like Bob Saget was, this guys jokes are complete tanks and yet they pump in fake audience laughter as if the guy is a world class comedian. I don't need to hear horrible bad jokes, just play circus music and show the damn animals.