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Fight the man. Or at least fight the guy who used to be the man, but then failed as a company and has resorted to petty lawsuits that have no legal grounding. Yes, their claim has no legal grounding. Look up the legal decision on the court case regarding max vs. that nerdy guy from that old sitcom. Obvious parodies are free from copyright laws regarding the use of logos and other copyrighted materials. The same lack of legal grounding is what stopped scientologists from suing max's *ss to oblivion.

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one, the marlboro man wasnt just a cowboy. two, smoking cigarettes was popularized in the UK by taking old cigars and wrapping them in scraps of paper. sounds pathetic doenst it.. i mean for the british.. hm

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I got a sleeping bag and a guitar and I'm standing at old blind man's ranch and that's about the extent of it.

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Man this thing is so old and overused.. like you momma

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live our lives twice over? But I can grant you one final wish, you foolish, demanding man." "What is that?" Peter asked. "Choose," the old woman said. Peter thought hard. At length he said, "I should like to live my life again as if for the first time, but without your magic ball. Then I will experience the bad things as well as the good without cutting them short, and at least my life will not pass as swiftly and meaninglessly as a daydream." "So be it," said the old woman. "Give me back my ball."

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today i saw a man standing in the middle of the street. he said, "i'm happy, but i don't know if i want to see the day i grow old. in my death bed, i'd rather be wearing a neck brace".

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hahah howie horny *ss old man 5 my giada is rush part 3

He was browsing through the dildos, looking for something special to please his wife, and started talking to the old man behind the counter. He explained his situation. The old man said, "Well, I don't really know of anything that will do the trick. We have vibrating dildos, special attachments, and so on, but I don't know of anything that will keep her occupied for weeks, except -- " and he stopped. "Except what?" the man asked. "Nothing, nothing." "C'mon, tell me! I need something!" (continued)

"Well, sir, I don't usually mention this, but there is the 'voodoo dick.'" "So what's up with this voodoo dick?" he asked. The old man reached under the counter, and pulled out an old wooden box, carved with strange symbols. He opened it, and there lay a very ordinary-looking dildo. The businessman laughed, and said "Big f*cking deal. It looks like every other dildo in this shop!" The old man replied, "But you haven't seen what it'll do yet." He pointed to a door and said "Voodoo dick, the door." (cont')

The voodoo dick rose out of its box, darted over to the door, and started screwing the keyhole. The whole door shook with the vibrations, and a crack developed down the middle. Before the door could split, the old man said "Voodoo dick, get back in your box!" The voodoo dick stopped, floated back to the box and lay there, quiescent once more. "I'll take it!" said the businessman. The old man resisted, saying it wasn't for sale, but he finally surrendered to $700 in cash. (continued)

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Kind of old news, but keep spreading it anyway, my man.

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slow old man

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...and? He says "Know who going to find you? Who? Some old man fishin'"

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Harold, it's Bateman, Patrick Bateman. You're my lawyer so I think you should know: I've killed a lot of people. Some girls in the apartment uptown uh, some homeless people maybe 5 or 10 um an NYU girl I met in Central Park. I left her in a parking lot behind some donut shop. I killed Bethany, my old girlfriend, with a nail gun, and some man uh some old f*ggot with a dog last week. I killed another girl with a chainsaw, I had to, she almost got away and uh someone else there I can't remember maybe a model, but she's dead too. And Paul Allen. I killed Paul Allen with an axe in the face, his body is dissolving in a bathtub in Hell's Kitchen. I don't want to leave anything out here. I guess I've killed maybe 20 people, maybe 40. I have tapes of a lot of it, uh some of the girls have seen the tapes. I even, um... I ate some of their brains, and I tried to cook a little. Tonight I, uh, I just had to kill a LOT of people. And I'm not sure I'm gonna get away with it this time. I guess I'll uh, I mean, ah, I guess I'

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^^ Irony, mister Chuck Norris YTMND man. Learn what humor is and then get a job. I'm sure you feel so big and strong for a 13 year old who doesn't have a job.

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I love how the old man keeps yelling questions at the kid, but interrupts every single time the kid tries to answer.

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haha that guy reminds me of the old man in the music video for this song.

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Nice. The Kool-Aid man never gets old.

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for realism the first should be a 53 year old man seeking a pedophile relationship..

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Good show old man!

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ah ddiknad don't tell me you wanted to see the old man with herpes strut around, lol :)

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Man this is old.

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this is exactly why i created the original good show old man

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F*ckin tryippy man. And enough with the damn DBZ references! The show was for five year old ADD kids!

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5 for music but -1 for scary old man = 4 lol

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4'd for best song ever...+1 for scary old man with pink hair. *shudder*

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that old man... lol

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Youre The Old Man Now, Dog!

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its funny cuz if u look close at the old mans finger, it looks like a dick. im probably the first one to notice that. if somebody wants they can get a zoomed pic of his finger there and put it on his monitor. 'subliminal penis' photoshop contest you can call it. i would like it if you put 'thx to lolwtfnothing for site idea' becuz im the 1 that thought of it.

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kill the demons before they kill you old man