| ?YTMND text adventure! |
Sticky |
(3.90) |
8,650 |
2007-03-26 |
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Run into the apartment and blast the old man with a water gun, he transforms into a Snorlax pokemon, gets well annoyed, then mcguyver comes along, with his assistant milton and using the golden stapler of Dragonball z, Staple his *ss to the floor then watch as picard comes in and blasts him with his tommy gun.
You then go and have fun with stephanie from lazy town
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| ?YTMND text adventure! |
Sticky |
(3.90) |
8,650 |
2007-03-26 |
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open door THEN talk man --- lol old school text adventures --- seriously though, as YTMND-related as DeltaJerk's suggestion is, BallsDeVito's is funnier.
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| ?YTMND text adventure! |
Sticky |
(3.90) |
8,650 |
2007-03-26 |
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He goes in, finds the old man making beans and cornbread, and decides to settle down for what his people have given him.
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| ?YTMND text adventure! |
Sticky |
(3.90) |
8,650 |
2007-03-26 |
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I would put on a Nixon mask and go inside and rape the sh*t out of the old man, then Id be all like "I AM NOT A CROOK" when I climaxed inside his ass. Then Id take off the mask and Id be Michael Wolfson and be all like "LOL TROLLED!" Then Id bust the f*cking condom on his chest and leave him feeling used.
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| ?YTMND text adventure! |
Sticky |
(3.90) |
8,650 |
2007-03-26 |
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A.) Sneak into the old man's apartment
B.) Go rob a gas station
C.) Blow your Idaho trumpet and summon the white horsemen from on high to rid the projects of hyphonated cultures
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| ?YTMND text adventure! |
Sticky |
(3.90) |
8,650 |
2007-03-26 |
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i would break into his house and rape the old man
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| ?YTMND text adventure! |
Sticky |
(3.90) |
8,650 |
2007-03-26 |
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Go to the old mans house, but bring a Molotov c*cktail, and the script to the best story you have ever written (double spaced, 12 pt font, with a CD backup with PDF format).
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| ?YTMND text adventure! |
Sticky |
(3.90) |
8,650 |
2007-03-26 |
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Walk into the old man's apartment only to discover Lemon Party. ARRRGGHHHHH!
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| ?YTMND text adventure! |
Sticky |
(3.90) |
8,650 |
2007-03-26 |
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I'll break into the apartment, because the stories about him aren't true. Sure, he's a miserable old bastard, but he wears his socks inside out and uses real milk in his tomato soup, giving it a pretty skin on the top. He also wrote a book once and then went into hiding. So now, he's looking for a talented young brother, such as myself, to teach things to and to go to football games with. He also likes to use racially innappropriate slang such as 'YOU'RE THE MAN NOW, DOG!' I win. :)
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| ?YTMND text adventure! |
Sticky |
(3.90) |
8,650 |
2007-03-26 |
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You sneak into the apartment and find that the old man is actually a "hologram" of God that only you can see, and he tells you to find three lost relics, one of which is found in Lindsay Lohan's pussy. You get the relics and Lohan and God grants you one wish: You wish that Lohan "OH" face expression wouldn't change. The end. Now...is that PS 89 by any chance?
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| ?YTMND text adventure! |
Sticky |
(3.90) |
8,650 |
2007-03-26 |
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You find out that the old man isn't there at the moment, but you see a dead giant enemy crab and flip it over to find $599 US dollars.
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| ?YTMND text adventure! |
Sticky |
(3.90) |
8,650 |
2007-03-26 |
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I would walk into the house and still the old mans' diary and read about how he killed his ex-wife. Then I would make a YTMND about it.
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| ?YTMND text adventure! |
Sticky |
(3.90) |
8,650 |
2007-03-26 |
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i would say hello to the old man. then i would ask if he knew my father, a hero in the police force. "yes" the old man replies. he begins telling me stories of himself and my father on the police force together.
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| ?YTMND text adventure! |
Sticky |
(3.90) |
8,650 |
2007-03-26 |
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the old man is actually a blind samurai n*gg*.
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| ?YTMND text adventure! |
Sticky |
(3.90) |
8,650 |
2007-03-26 |
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i go into the old mans apartment building and steal his wifes ashes from the mantelpiece
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| ?YTMND text adventure! |
Sticky |
(3.90) |
8,650 |
2007-03-26 |
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I give them all cookies and 5s! including the old man, but afterI win them over I Kill them all.
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| ?YTMND text adventure! |
Sticky |
(3.90) |
8,650 |
2007-03-26 |
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I take a hooker into the apartment of the old man tie him down to the bed make the hooker have sex with him until he has a heart attack and dies then the hooker would have continued to f*ck him because shes a hoe and then i would have killed the hooker so there is a huge investigation
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| ?YTMND text adventure! |
Sticky |
(3.90) |
8,650 |
2007-03-26 |
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notice the old man is really max in the future and he still hasnt finished the mod system
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| ?(nsfw) Sanjaya's Sister Bounce |
smythe98 |
(4.21) |
86,969 |
2007-03-27 |
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13 year olds have never seen breasts before =( Did you ever even watch the Man Show?
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| ?YTMND text adventure! Part II |
Sticky |
(3.40) |
1,463 |
2007-03-28 |
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After losing the old man, I pawn the bike off for $50 and buy beans and cornbread
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| ?Did You Notice The Sign That Said Hamburger FFV... |
Father-McKenzie |
(4.05) |
17,176 |
2007-02-22 |
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"Man, that's a cool goodfellas scene" rofl and f*ck the reply button OLD SCHOOL REPLY FOR THE WIN OKOKOKOKOKKOOKOKIOKOKOKOKOKF FUFUUCDIUCUCIKKFKKFK OKOKOKOKOK SHUT THE F*CK UP HAMBURGER SJDHDSHDFSLKS HAMEURGERBSA!!Q22EDSWEQ1
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| ?Gaia Onlines NPCs are SEXISTS |
Monikku |
(3.60) |
5,905 |
2005-12-25 |
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whats funnier is the old man at the fishing store, will show you his "rod" he then tells you how much money he spent on it, and suggest you get a bigger rod.
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| ?OH MY GOD HE'S GONNA DIE |
SauteedMuffins |
(3.81) |
2,669 |
2007-03-31 |
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Old man's going to be seeing the cat.... Good episode, though.
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| ?Junior Soprano is a crackshot! |
jrd6883 |
(4.10) |
11,325 |
2006-03-13 |
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+5 for dragonforce
+5 for old man with good aim!
10 for you sir!
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| ?What I Better See When I Die |
CreepPipe |
(4.12) |
8,319 |
2007-03-31 |
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Coors light is the worst beer in the world. Try drinking a man's beer like Clipper City or Dogfish Head. Drink a GOOD mass produced beer like Guiness. For cheaper canned beer that's still, try a Dale's Pale Ale. Coors, Bud, Miller; those are toy beers for 14 year olds . By drinking starter beer as an adult, you are making America a laughing stock. Don't let the terrorists win - get some taste!
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| ?The Phantom of the Opera is EMO! |
somefantastic |
(3.14) |
2,461 |
2006-09-19 |
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In what way is the Phantom Emo? He doesn't cut himself or listen to whiny music. He doesn't whine about his pathetic existance on myspace. He doesn't wear his little sister's old navy bootcut jeans! If anything He cuts OTHERS and KILLS PEOPLE! He's a man of action! Just because a dude gets sad over being seriously dumped doesn't make him emo. I mean look at what he's gone through. The man is deformed and was able to bag a babe for once! I think I'd be pretty damn upset myself! Come on man! :)
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| ?VOTE 5 STARCRAFT : THE POLEND WARZ |
healdpk |
(4.27) |
22,760 |
2007-01-27 |
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MacFlyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!! What is your medication? Teach me some voodoo, old man!
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| ?Who says wrestling is fake |
iansytmndlawl |
(4.11) |
13,015 |
2007-04-01 |
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THAT OLD MAN IS A WIZARD! HE IS MAGIC! WHERE IS THE POOL THEY WERE SWIMMING IN?
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| ?TBC Raiding |
nnep |
(3.17) |
251,299 |
2007-04-01 |
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Trnchcoat-mafia-wannabes > 30-year-old-man-pooping-in-a-trash-can-next-to-his-computer-waiting-for-the-raid-to-begin
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| ?The Price is Not Vader! |
zackgb |
(3.65) |
64,373 |
2005-05-21 |
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Man, these "Fad-TMNDs" never get old!
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