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Apple actually will release the iPhone 3K because Moon Man exhumed Steve Jobs' corpse and made a suit out of it his remains, and he is going into Apple corporate HQ tomorrow. It will go a little something like this:<br /><br />"Hey guys, Steve Jobs here, I didn't actually die and I am feeling much better now thank you. Just ignore the crescent-shaped protrusion from the top of my head because I am very sensitive about it and still have firing capability. Now I am going to change that crappy iPhone 4S to make it something much better and also to install a proximity sensor that shoots out lasers whenever black people are nearby. There that's done, enjoy the iPhone 3K. Now I am going to steal your microwave popcorn from the break room and replace it with heat-activated anthrax spores, and I will also seed the frozen pizzas with meatball-shaped alien eggs that will hatch after being microwaved and quickly grow into rampaging aliens. It will be just like in that episode of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles except that even more black people will die. ol ol ol. Oh excuse me ma'am, could you please hold that elevator so that I can rape you and stuff your corpse into the janitor's mop bucket, after which I will melt your body down with caustic floor cleaner and then mop your gooey remains all over the linoleum floor because that is what I call personnel redistribution kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk"<br /><br />Or something to that effect.

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Did I make this? WTF? Did you make Batman? STFU <br />I didn't program the game <br />I didn't write the music or perform it <br /> <br />What I did do: Take a screenshot from a game I played, made some edits including a screenshot from a game featuring the falcon (which plays Tatooine bar music) <br />I recorded sounds from a game I played, and mixed them into part of the Star Wars soundtrack.... <br /> <br />Why you had to go to google is fucking beyond me. But then again you're a idiot troll. Go make some more adult swim rips and act like your shit is original art.

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well, no, not necessarily a PORN site.<br />EROTIC doesn't have to mean explicitly showing sexual penetration.<br /><br />Just imagine that this beautiful woman invited you on a camping trip with a group of friends, but everyone crapped out and cancelled.<br />so, you go with her by yourself and in the tent at night she tells you that it's her birthday and she didn't think anyone needed to know because at her age, birthdays aren't really a big deal anymore.<br />then she tells you she hasn't had sex in almost a year.<br />just think about stuff like that and bring that to the table when you make your site.<br /><br />what's in it for you?<br />the sexual satisfaction you'll get out of brainstorming / making the site, first in your boxers and eventually in no boxers.

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By 8:40 PM, Panera Bread is really winding down, and the whole gang really starts to let loose! Justin was mopping the floor, when Becky came by and dumped more soap in his mop bucket.<br />"You might need this," said Becky. "This place really needs a [i][b][u]clean-up!!![/i][/b][/u]"<br />I couldn't believe it! Becky!<br />Justin didn't know [i][b]what[/i][/b] to say!! Until he said to Becky, "Ha ha! [i][b][u]Becky!!![/i][/b][/u]"<br />Just then, Alex walked out from the back and into the cash register area.<br />"What's going on here, guys?" Alex said angrily. Alex is the grumpy boss.<br />"[i][b][u]Nothing!!![/i][/b][/u]" Replied Justin and Becky at the same time. Justin! Becky!<br />Alex is a grad student, and a mean graduate student at that! He's always making really quick trips to the bathroom, and when he comes back out he is even angrier than when he went in. It's amazing!<br />"Becky!" said Alex, "Why don't you do [i][u]a better job at work?[/i][/u]" asked Alex?<br />Becky thought for a moment before replying, and I could tell this was going to be a smart one.<br />"Because I would do a better job, Alex, but [i][b][u]there's just not enough soap to clean this place up!!![/i][/b][/u]"<br />Justin, Becky, and I [i][u]roared[/i][/u] with laughter! Even Alex smiled a little bit!<br />"[i][b][u]BECKYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!![/i][/b][/u]" Explained Alex, "If you do not shape up, you are [i][b][u]OUT OUT OUT!!!!!!!!![/i][/b][/u]"<br />I was so scared! I had no idea what was going to happen next! How much pubic hair did Becky have in her pants, and was Justin circumcised?<br />Sorry, you'll have to wait to find out, Diary!

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Didn't you make this site [site grammarschool:site] you moron?

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Thank god! I was hoping this would make my ears and eyes bleed and you didn't disappoint

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and i'm sure you didn't even make it. i really should have just voted 1. but whatever. this shit doesn't matter.

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if you made this, 4, if you didn't make this, 1.

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Gaff: Lo fa, ne-ko shi-ma, de va-ja Blade... Blade Runner. (2) [Hung: "Ah, don't shit me, man, you're the Blade... Blade Runner!"]<br />Sushi Master: He say you Blade Runner.<br />Deckard: Tell him I'm eating.<br />Gaff: Captain Bryant to ka, me ni omae yo. [Japanese: "It's Captain Bryant wants to see you, y' know!"]<br />Deckard: Bryant, huh?<br />Sushi Master: Hai!<br />[Deckard and Gaff take off vertically in spinner to see Bryant.]<br />Spinner: ...This is yellow three. Climb and maintain 4000 ... when approaching pad six ...caution...<br />Deckard: The charmer's name was Gaff. I'd seen him around. Bryant must have upped him to the Blade Runner unit. That gibberish he talked was city-speak, guttertalk, a mishmash of Japanese, Spanish, German, what have you. I didn't really need a translator. I knew the lingo, every good cop did. But I wasn't going to make it easier for him.<br />Spinner: ...now on glide path, on course, over the landing threshold.<br />[Police Station, Bryant's office]<br />Bryant: Hi ya Deck.<br />Deckard: Bryant.<br />Bryant: You wouldn't have come if I'd just asked you to. Sit down pal. C'mon don't be an asshole Deckard. I've got four skin jobs walking the streets.<br />Deckard: Skin jobs, that's what Bryants called replicants. In history books he is the kind of cop used to call black men niggers.<br />Bryant: They jumped a shuttle off world -- killed the crew and passengers. They found the shuttle drifting off the coast two weeks ago so we know they're around.<br />Deckard: Embarrassing.<br />Bryant: No sir. Not embarrassing, 'cause no one's ever going to find out they're down here. 'Cause you're going to spot them, and you're going to air them out.<br />Deckard: I don't work here anymore. Give it to Holden, he's good.<br />Bryant: I did. He can breathe okay as long as nobody unplugs him. He's not good enough, not good as you. I need you, Deck. This is a bad one, the worst yet. I need the old Blade Runner, I need your magic.<br />Deckard: I was quit when I come in here, Bryant, I'm twice as quit now.<br />Bryant: Stop right where you are. You know the score pal. If you're not cop, you're little people.<br />Deckard: No choice, huh?<br />Bryant: No choice pal.<br />[Video room]<br />video:<br />Leon: I already had

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It's really important to me to know where the picture of the calculator guy came from, but since you didn't site your sources, I can't find out.<br /><br />Also, I'd like to know if the sound is your own voice, or from a high-budget Hollywood movie, and if so, which one?<br /><br />Also, is this a reference to something, or did you just make that up? If you sited your sources, I'd be able to tell.

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Cute song! This song did wear me out on the feud with Slim Anus, er, Eminem, though. Plus, why would you diss someone's mom when that someone hates his own mom? BTW, I DON'T like Eminem. He's actually incredibly talented, but he's so hateful I can't listen to him. I do like his song Stan with Dido, though. He does a GREAT job making a point about how the music we listen to is FANTASY, not reality. Of course, I do realize there are songs based on real life events such as Billy Joel's "We Didn't Start the Fire" (thanks again for posting that!), Don McLean's "American Pie" and Immortal Technique's "Bin Laden."

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My jab at the lyrics:<br /><br /><br />SPIDERMAHN went down to P1ZZ4 Z0N3 he was looking for a PIZZA to steal, he was in a bind 'cos he was way behind and he was willin' to make a deal. When he came across DONNIEL sawin' on a 30 and playin it hot. And SPIDERMAHN jumped upon a hickory stump and said "GUY lemme tell you what:" *SPI-DER* "I guess you didn't know it but I'm a 30 player too. And if you care to take a dare I'll make a bet with you. Now you play a pretty good 30 GUY, but give SPIDERMAHN his due. I'll bet a PIZZA of PIZZA against your PIZZA, 'cos I think I'm better than you." *SPI-DER* The GUY said: "My name's DONNIEL and it might be a sin, but I'll take your bet, you're gonna regret, 'cos I'm the best that's ever been."<br /><br />DONNIEL REAASOON up your bow and play your 30 hard. 'Cos hells broke lose in P1ZZA Z0N3 and SPIDERMAHN deals the cards. And if you win you get this shiny PIZZA made P1ZZA. But if you lose SPIDERMAHN gets your PIIIIIIIIZZZZZZZZZAAAAAAAA.<br /><br />SPIDERMAHN opened up his case and he said: "I'll start this WOAH." PIZZA flew from his fingertips as he REAASOON 'd up his bow. And he pulled the bow across his strings and it made an evil *trumpet*. Then a band of 30 GUYS joined in and it sounded something like this...<br /><br />PIZZA3030303030303030PIZZA3030303030303030PIZZA30303030303030<br />30PIZZA3030303030303030PIZZA3030303030303030PIZZAMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA<br />HN30PIZZA30303030

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[i]"you criticized me for not being able to make a site that gets a high rating"[/i]<br /><br />I believe what I was saying was that my sites have been more popular than yours over the many years we've been YTMNDers. Even a full two days later, that's still true. ::shrugs::<br /><br />[i]"I created this site, which has been on up and coming all day and has maintained a good rating without me using a single alt or telling anyone to 'vote five'"[/i]<br /><br />I'm not sure that not voting on your own submission is actually something you get to brag about. It's good that you didn't but you don't get points for that. That just brings you to normal.<br /><br />As far as the site being on UnC for half a day - that's swell! But it's maybe not as epic as you think. Just about every site jimmm posts has around a 4.70 rating after 30 votes yet many of them wind up off the front page by the end of 4 days. You know - after enough legitimate voters rate it to counter the fake votes.<br /><br />Speaking of which, let's see who has rated this site highly...

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This isn't just a gif. There are two animated images here, and music. You see, I believe that sometimes a user can "curate" appropriated images that they [i]didn't even make[/i] and put them together with sound to make an aesthetic statement. I vote positively when I like the combination. I vote negatively when I don't. Most of the time I don't. The majority of my votes are 1, but I'm sure at least 50% of that is moon man / santabot dreck, of course. <br /><br />There are quite a few people who fived this site, but you seem to be on this kick where you critique only my votes and then refer to me as a 20 something faggot - is this your style of passive-aggressive flirting with people? Now that greenscreen's gone am I your new target of affection? Whatever. See you at my next critical misjudgement - I'm going to five star Marcel Duchamp's "Fountain." You can downvote me and call me a 20 something faggot for upvoting something clearly re-posted from a bathroom.

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invalid<br />i assume you meant to say that you didn't want me to make this<br /><br />however that raises the question<br />why didn't you want me to make this<br />therefore you did not answer me

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This has amazing potential, so much you could do with this commercial. This one didn't make me lol though.

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[i]omg that hurt soooooo bad total burn gonna go make a fanboy site now about how much i luv capcom[/i]<br /><br />get the fuck out you insecure piece of trash, i don't give 2 shits about whatever videogayme company you're rambling about. oh and this site sucks massive dinosaur dick but you already knew that<br /><br />sorry didn't mean to disrupt you while you were masturbating with your wii remote, why don't you go and find a real man? i hear there's a great bunch down at the 40/40, it's 2 dollar beer night

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You, are everything that is wrong with this fucking place. Let's hold everything as if it's 2006! It's not you and your fucking but buddy are getting old... So am I, just shut the fuck up and let the younger folks take over you stupid fuck. Really, you and your fucking alt voting are the thing that is killing this place. Oh my fucking god, something does not live up to fucking 2006 standards!!! Gasp! You are a fucking idiot of the highest order of magnitude. <br /><br />People do make good sites and this is one of them. Get fucked and die in a fire. Go collect another government check and buy another pack of cigarettes you shit bag mother fucker. I'm sorry but if YTMND is the last thing you are holding on to... you are fucked up like a soup sandwich. I have seen you personally downvoat good fucking sites for what ever reason I can only imagine. I am done fucking with you, really, get fucked and die in a fire. <br /><br />Like every person that has the answer to all that ails you are a fucking snake oil salesmen of the highest order. You are killing this fucking place Umfuld. Get out, you no longer have what brought you here. I am nearly there myself. I would say that you are a dick but you are eclipsed by gr33n, so you are not even good at that. <br /><br />You guys are architects of a failed fucking dream. You want to fuck with me, you are on. I will negate every fucking down vote you whistle dicks make. In case I didn't say it before, GET FUCKED AND DIE IN A FIRE. I have played by the rules until now and I am going to negate any fucking consequence you shit bags have here. Ban me max.

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i know its like a 0.001% chance of this but<br /><br />what if the guy who made the gif<br /><br />also runs this account<br /><br />and waited until now to upload it here<br />i know that unlikely though<br /><br />but how can you be so sure he didn't make this

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http://www.nytimes.com/packages/html/nyregion/20050812_WTC_GRAPHIC<br />/Ryan_William.txt <br /><br />"Firehouse: Did that chief give an assignment to go to building 7? <br /><br />Boyle: He gave out an assignment. I didn’t know exactly what it was, but he told the chief that we were heading down to the site. <br /><br />Firehouse: How many companies? <br /><br />Boyle: There were four engines and at least three trucks. So we’re heading east on Vesey, we couldn’t see much past Broadway. We couldn’t see Church Street. We couldn’t see what was down there. It was really smoky and dusty." <br /><br />"A little north of Vesey I said, we’ll go down, let’s see what’s going on. A couple of the other officers and I were going to see what was going on. We were told to go to Greenwich and Vesey and see what’s going on. So we go there and on the north and east side of 7 it didn’t look like there was any damage at all, but then you looked on the south side of 7 there had to be a hole 20 stories tall in the building, with fire on several floors. Debris was falling down on the building and it didn’t look good. <br /><br />But they had a hoseline operating. Like I said, it was hitting the sidewalk across the street, but eventually they pulled back too. Then we received an order from Fellini, we’re going to make a move on 7. That was the first time really my stomach tightened up because the building didn’t look good. I was figuring probably the standpipe systems were shot. There was no hydrant pressure. I wasn’t really keen on the idea. Then this other officer I’m standing next to said, that building doesn’t look straight. So I’m standing there. I’m looking at the building. It didn’t look right, but, well, we’ll go in, we’ll see. <br /><br />So we gathered up rollups and most of us had masks at that time. We headed toward 7. And just around we were about a hundred yards away and Butch Brandies came running up. He said forget it, nobody’s going into 7, there’s creaking, there are noises coming out of there, so we just stopped. And probably about 10 minutes after that, Visconti, he was on West Street, and I guess he had another report of further damage either in some basements and things like that, so Visconti said nobody goes into 7, so that was the final thing and that was abandoned. <br />

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Hayden: Yeah. There was enough there and we were marking off. There were a lot of damaged apparatus there that were covered. We tried to get searches in those areas. By now, this is going on into the afternoon, and we were concerned about additional collapse, not only of the Marriott, because there was a good portion of the Marriott still standing, but also we were pretty sure that 7 World Trade Center would collapse. Early on, we saw a bulge in the southwest corner between floors 10 and 13, and we had put a transit on that and we were pretty sure she was going to collapse. You actually could see there was a visible bulge, it ran up about three floors. It came down about 5 o’clock in the afternoon, but by about 2 o’clock in the afternoon we realized this thing was going to collapse. <br /><br />Firehouse: Was there heavy fire in there right away?<br /><br />Hayden: No, not right away, and that’s probably why it stood for so long because it took a while for that fire to develop. It was a heavy body of fire in there and then we didn’t make any attempt to fight it. That was just one of those wars we were just going to lose. We were concerned about the collapse of a 47-story building there. We were worried about additional collapse there of what was remaining standing of the towers and the Marriott, so we started pulling the people back after a couple of hours of surface removal and searches along the surface of the debris. We started to pull guys back because we were concerned for their safety. <br /><br />Firehouse: Chief Nigro said they made a collapse zone and wanted everybody away from number 7— did you have to get all of those people out?<br /><br />Hayden: Yeah, we had to pull everybody back. It was very difficult. We had to be very forceful in getting the guys out. They didn’t want to come out. There were guys going into areas that I wasn’t even really comfortable with, because of the possibility of secondary collapses. We didn’t know how stable any of this area was. We pulled everybody back probably by 3 or 3:30 in the afternoon. We said, this building is going to come down, get back. It came down about 5 o’clock or so, but we had everybody backed away by then. At that point in time, it seemed like a somewhat smaller event, but under any normal circumstances, that’s a major event, a 47-story building collapsing. It seemed like a firecracker after the other ones came do

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...down, but I mean that’s a big building, and when it came down, it was quite an event. But having gone through the other two, it didn’t seem so bad. But that’s what we were concerned about. We had said to the guys, we lost as many as 300 guys. We didn’t want to lose any more people that day. And when those numbers start to set in among everybody… My feeling early on was we weren’t going to find any survivors. You either made it out or you didn’t make it out. It was a cataclysmic event. The idea of somebody living in that thing to me would have been only short of a miracle. This thing became geographically sectored because of the collapse. I was at West and Liberty. I couldn’t go further north on West Street. And I couldn’t go further east on Liberty because of the collapse of the south tower, so physically we were boxed in.

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[b]INDIVIDUALISTIC COMMENT WHY I LIKED THIS SITE AND WHAT I DIDN'T LIKE THAT YOU NOTE ON YOUR NEXT SITE YOU WILL MAKE.[/b]

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Didn't you make this one already? Or was that on your old account?

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You would really make your five worth it's salt by recognizing a glaring form of idiocy in your commentary.<br /><br />What did madDog say that was xenophobic? <br /><br />He asked you that and you chose to throw petty insults at him, then you chose to make the conversation about whether or not the insults were applicable to madDog soldier. <br /><br />It's simple, you're simple. You baselessly insulted him to avoid having to think for ten seconds and at least provide a fake explanation for his supposed xenophobia. You didn't even prompt him for an explanation for why he'd vote 5 on a site that you claim is homophobic and then attempt to deny being xenophobic, you threw it out there as some kind of axiomatic principle for justifiably calling someone a tool and accusing them of being as dull as a rubber mallet.<br /><br />You're just another disrespectful sack who utilizes the near-infinite expanse of information known as the internet as you would the wall of a public urinal, and if there was any justice in this world you'd have originally been a stain on that wall.

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So why did you say you made this with a 3d program if you didn't make this?

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Hey remember all that back and forth with umfuld about how you killed ytmnd? Well, shit like this certainly didn't help make it better.

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Kid if I read every flame comment directed at me by some butt hurt pokemon I wouldn't have any time left to fap to questionable porn.<br /><br />But it's true - take your buddy jimmm for example. Since he joined he's averaged 10 upvotes per day. <br /><br />Think about that for a minute. Imagine 10 YTMNDs that deserve to be recommended to the rest of us posted per day. 10. Per day. Obviously anyone familiar with the site knows this is an impossibility. So clearly he's doing this because he wants to trade 5s.<br /><br />Do you tell him that it's meaningless?<br /><br />If it's [i]so[/i] meaningless why do you attack woman and myself, two of the only people you know you can't trade 5s with? You have people like eric and darthwang making 10s of 1000s of comments here at level of stupidity that is nothing short of remarkable. Yet you've never tried to make fun of either of them. You've never made a negative comment to either of the most ridiculous idiots anywhere on the internet. (and you know that's true) It just so happens that they upvote every site you post immediately after you post it.<br /><br />No one believes this is coincidence. You behave this way because it matters to you. Because [i]you[/i] care. If you didn't you'd try to mock those fucking idiots as much as you do Woman. Because they're just as deserving. Perhaps even more so when they've got a sugar high going.<br /><br />But no. When you're wrong just say it doesn't matter. Even though the content of your character is entirely shaped by it - say it doesn't matter.<br /><br />Because you'll fool me as easily as you do yourself, I'm sure.

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well I think you answered my question. and if you think me and a few others 5'ing a few birthday sites every now and then is killing the site, then go ahead and think that. this place became entirely deserted when it was nothing but moon man, party mouse, and pichu crap, with a few of "our" sites thrown in between. as of late, I've only been making 1 or 2 sites per month. compare that to the lizard's daily 9/11 sites and the krab sites posted by lurg and friends. I've even gone weeks without visiting the site in the past year. that's several weeks of up and coming sites that I played no part in vote-wise, whether those sites belonged to zaalnog, famery-gai, primaton, pilleater, whoever. when I do log on, I'm typically looking at the sites on the up and coming. as long as they aren't the "fads" that I mentioned above, they typically get a good rating from me. in fact, here's a screenshot of my current votes on up and coming sites: http://i.imgur.com/EqY97pb.png<br /><br />If I like the site, I 5'd it. if I don't care for it, but can tell that it's good, I let others vote on it. I was going to 1 that CrimeWave site because I didn't like it, but I left it alone. I don't know who CrimeWave is...he's definitely not part of the "jerky crew" as you called it, yet he currently has the best site of the week. I'm not planning on trying to change that. I'm not 100% sure who GIFDawkins is, yet I've 5'd a few of his sites because they've been good/funny (heck, there's a good chance I may be talking to him right now). You don't see 5's on those two Kacen sites or that lax site, yet they've got green "friend" names. I viewed them, but they didn't get a vote from me. I'm not a pilleater or woman fan, yet you don't see a 1 on their sites. I always enjoy the birthday sites so yeah, I 5'd them. I like fourest's and Famery-Gai's sites most of the time and these happened to be ones that I liked.

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then why did you vote 4 on this one? you didn't like the other one but this was different so you make the safe vote of 4?