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From Neil J. Bauman (Eric's Daddy): I had heard about this milk before trying it myself. A big black guy leaving my swingers' party ran over my gay son's kitten in the driveway, but I was miraculously able to bring him back to life using the power of the milk. Hallelujah and praise Xenu! Sure, his legs are broken and he's missing an eyeball, but my little Eric loves him all the same.

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I had just ordered this milk, and was waiting anxiously for it to arrive. All of a sudden, my house spontaneously burst into flames! We couldn't escape the fiery inferno, and believed that we were going to be left to die inside our house. All of a sudden, the delivery guy came and tossed the milk through the window. My brain hatched a brilliant plan! I took off the cap, and poured it all over myself and my family. The milk acted as a protective shield, and protected us from the flames.

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*Nelson "Coooooooow Milk?"

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I want some of that there milk.

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eat your teeth!drink your drugs! Don't do school! Stay in milk!

the milk is so good

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There's nothing I enjoy more than after a long bike ride through the Alps with my wives to drink about 5 gallons of this. It also works great as paint thinner, shampoo, and lubrication for your daily community orgies. I strongly reccomend it to athletes and husbands alike. Also, if you ingest this while eating lingonberries, you will start to hallucinate. I found out that I'll die in a depressurization accident on Sweden's first moon colony. Thanks, Tuscan Milk! No more space travel for me! ;-)

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milk, does a body good

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hahah, 5d bc i actually shop at gristedes and have that milk in my refridge

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I drink a minimum of 3 gallons 2% a week. Frichen 5'd & Fav'd! MILK FTW!!!

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lol tuscan milk

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lol tuscan milk!

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milk, lol

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http://myspace.com/tuscanwholemilk The amazon milk has a myspace!

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Yes I made it, I can't find "no milk today" yet. BTW awesome YTMND.

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Thanks for the "no milk today" download link.

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Left One: Me and my good pal Cthulu were going for our twilight walk, like we do and every thursday, when out of no where this rabid poisonous squirrel latched onto his face and bit him! My dear friend was in dire trouble! I took him to my neighbor, who just happened to a OBGYN, and he prescribed Tuscan Whole Milk! After a week of waiting on shipment and my best friend suffering from Chlamydia and leprosy, and small injection of this holy moo juice into the rectal cavity cure him instantly!! He's even....

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Well, after the milk was extracted from cows near a chemical waste plant, stored in a vat once used to process nitroglycerine, aged for about 3 months, flown over several continents and air droped into my pool, it did not taste very good. I later realized the milk had chemically altered my tounge and effectivly making me tasteless (which in turn helps me down vegetables and my own feces easily). Although, after feeding it to my neighbors cat, I find that it can also induce a coma. Now more curious then ever

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, I poured some in my desiel gas tank and amazingly I drove an extra 200 miles on it before my engine melted! After becoming horribly obsessed with power I mixed it with sawdust to make a C4 like explosive except around 400 times more powerful. A hair from my groin accidentily fell into the new product and incinerated my entire neighborhood. Luckily the milk I had drank protected my body from the heat. Ill be ordering more soon!

Cool, thanks man. Tuscan milk lives!

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eople need to add a comment to the other Tucan milk products!

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George is shooting milk out of his nipples and drinking it and repeating.

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Analysis: The Child is trapped under a Glass Cup. She is performing acts for people. The famous neon sign and pig indicate their explotation of the Child itself. The Heart and Coin indicate what is given to the child itself. Nickle meaning not alot of money at all, chump change. Heart meaning Love and adoration of the child. Basically she is a exploited child trapped and not being paid well, the "pig" is the people exploiting her for what money they can milk from her.

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*snorts milk out his nose* -_-;; God dammit! fived and faved. :/

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"Analysis: The Child is trapped under a Glass Cup. She is performing acts for people. The famous neon sign and pig indicate their explotation of the Child itself. The Heart and Coin indicate what is given to the child itself. Nickle meaning not alot of money at all, chump change. Heart meaning Love and adoration of the child. Basically she is a exploited child trapped and not being paid well, the "pig" is the people exploiting her for what money they can milk from her." you arent deep and neither

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Lmao! He originally said NOTHING about it being a chocolate MILK city! Just plain CHOCOLATE! Ray Nagin DOESN'T CARE about non-Black people!

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I love tusken milk!

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4 For Milk Chan.

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....... I have bananas on my amazon recommendations page now because of tuscan milk viewing.....

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I liek milk! I demand that this gets turned into a new fad!