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Got cancerous bumper milk?

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i would also like some milk

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Thats not milk on her chest is it?

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1st, cool ytmnd. second, screw UPS, used to work there, quit, went to DHL, and live the easy life. no 600 packages per hour, no memoriszing zip codes with retarded splits, no 100 pound bags coming from some sadistic body builder working in small sort who feels the need to cram as much sh*t into each bag as possible. just nice, relaxed atmosphere, and opportunities to milk the clock while doing nothing, while ur supervisor watches and also does nothing.

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I'm sorry, but this isn't YTMND material. This is one of many unfunny sites that plague YTMND now-a-days. And the NARVS who vote five for everything that makes them squirt milk out their noses are part of the problem. The only solution is to exterminate white people.

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Why would you like this milk? I was an intern to Dr. Brandon Callahan, PhD. in a US research facility. During an experiment one day, some doofus with the initials of G.F. left some milk from the break room in right next to the sample for use in the experiment later. Next thing you know, the whole teleport chamber explodes (Dr. Callahan perished in the blast). Fast forward 9 years, and I've got overwatch breathing down my neck every minute of the day. Plus the citadel ruins the sunset at the beach

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"i made you some morning milk"

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The beginning was stupid but when the main theme came in, you made me snort milk out of my noise.

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MILK BOTTLES!

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lol, playrule. milk bottles.

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needs more george costanza and nipple milk

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yes, in fact, milk chocolate

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French knows how to milk a fad

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GORILLA MILK?!?!?! very appetizeing. lol

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"George Costanza drinks his own tit milk!" ftw

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AL GORE BOUGHT SOME ORANGE JUICE, SOME OREOS, SOME MILK, SOME HERSHIES SYRUP, SOME ICE CREAM, SOME POPSICLES, SOME HOT POCKETS, SOME PUPPIES, A KITTEN, A JEW, A DOG, A DOG, HOT POCKETS, A DOG AND AN ICECREAM

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I wish the milkman would deliver my milk in the morning.

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HAHAHAH!!! Great. Still best line ever was Meet the Parents "I have nipples Greg, could you milk me?"

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AMAZING! Rise from your grave made me spit out my morning chocolate milk. Make more BTAS sites please.

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wow its like a dinner plate with mashed potatos, perhaps some steak, corn, oreos, maybe some milk... chocolate milk no doubt, what the f*ck is this motherf*ckin n*gg* flying a helicopter? fantastic fun. dang i'm hungry. where dat entemanns glazed popems 25% more free bonus pack 25 grams of saturated fat is?

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Pick the day (number) you were born on 01 - the kool-aid man 02 - a horse 03 - a stapler 04 - a toothbrush 05 - Santa Claus 06 - a bag of nedm 07 - a prostitute 08 - your mom 09 - a jewish happycat 10 - a homo 11 - borat 12 - a ghost 13 - a cat 14 - a blow up doll 15 - a glass of milk 16 - a pickle 17 - 2 spirits 18 - a dog 19 - an orange 20 - a polend 21 - a bowl of cereal 22 - an easter egg 23 - my ex 24 - a condom 25 - a jar of honey 26 - an NEDM 27 - a homeless guy

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Now I want some milk.

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Purple bathtub roses ate my baby's milk which was the cure for cancer... IN SPACE!!!

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Uh yes, can I get a vente decaf caramel lowfat soy milk chai eggnog frappachino with no whip cream.

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Can i have some milk?

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Two black bounty hunters ride into a small town out West in pursuit of an outlaw. They discover that the town has no sheriff, and soon take over that position, much against the will of the mostly white townsfolk. They raise hell, chase women, and milk the locals for cash, while waiting for the opportunity to get their man.

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Trying to compare CT to FF7 is an insult to CT. I think you meant FF6, you know, before Square said 'f*ck off' to Nintendo and sold out with Sony to produce mainstream garbage? Also, while CT was a great classic, the resurrection project was not necessary. Sometimes it's best to move on, and try producing something original rather than milking old work for profit. Just my opinion. Actually, who am I kidding.. anyone with a healthy brain would agree with me. :P

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5 for the whole Capt Planet bit. ya know when you squirt milk out of your nose from laughing while drinking? yeah.. try that with salt n vinigar chips...

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LOL did ya buy all the milk or was it like that?

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lol good one and the peep who voted the 1's and 2's should go die the chocolate milk fad is a funny one