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A doll in the doll-maker's house<br />Looks at the cradle and bawls:<br />'That is an insult to us.'<br />But the oldest of all the dolls,<br />Who had seen, being kept for show,<br />Generations of his sort,<br />Out-screams the whole shelf: 'Although<br />There's not a man can report<br />Evil of this place,<br />The man and the woman bring<br />Hither, to our disgrace,<br />A noisy and filthy thing.'<br />Hearing him groan and stretch<br />The doll-maker's wife is aware<br />Her husband has heard the wretch,<br />And crouched by the arm of his chair,<br />She murmurs into his ear,<br />Head upon shoulder leant:<br />'My dear, my dear, O dear,<br />It was an accident.'

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pde and bloodypython walk into a bar in florida. eric orders a "gay fuel mimosa" and bloody orders a "big gatorman."<br /><br />"I don't know how to make a big gatorman."<br /><br />"Um ok, just give me water and vodka. Do you have orange Jackie Chan energy powder?"<br /><br />"No."<br /><br />there are some attractive girls clustered in the corner near the karaoke machine under the broken fluorescent light and they seem to want to stay shaded.<br /><br />bloody pulls a magic marker out of his breast pocket and starts drawing circles on an old newspaper. "I come here all the time. This place is [i]GRRRrrreat[/i] for looking at girls."<br /><br />eric averts his eyes from the Tony the Tiger impression yet responds with "ROAR ROAR ROAR" and both men are glaring at the girls in the corner. one of them defensively folds her arms in front of her and withdraws further into the corner.<br /><br />swirling his marker in giant, quick circles, bloody bursts out laughing "AH AHAHAHAHA AH AHAH AH AHHAHA HA! BIG BOOBS!!" and eric pics up a nail from the floor and starts to scratch a penis into the bar.

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aw man, i wrote that all wrong. the information is there, you just have to dig for it.

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I can't downvote ALL of them. There's too many (really, there is)

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? WRONG AGAIN! I reached 20000 and needed something new; some new idea that would keep my interest and my focus in the midst of my longest hunt ever.<br /><br />The idea was filming encounters for Ponyta while listening to music at the same time. It keeps me excited, interested and most of all, able to put up with filming and charging all day. Plus, the thought of getting a shiny with awesome music in the background really added to the inspiration.<br />So, I started this and got up to 23000. Never the less, all my hope was already gone and only focus remained. I had a duty to do; and I was starting to like this new method of hunting, with the epic music and all.<br /><br />Every time I was tempted to hunt without the camera, this weird feeling from inside kept telling me to film and listen while encountering. But, when I got to 25000, I started to lose hope. But all the people on YouTube kept predicting and that pushed me as well.<br /><br />And today, I get it. I was losing my focus at 25940 encounters (because there was no way it would shine before 26000. I was just hurrying up and encountering (Sorry if my singing annoys you). But, my longest hunt EVER ended 28 encounters later (10 on each game).<br />After a grand total of 230 days (December 2nd, 2009 to July 19th, 2010), 25968 encounters (25970) if you count each and every encounter, my shiny finally appeared! And it was Ponyta too!<br /><br />[A whole bunch of people predicted when he'd finally find the thing; I removed the list for space]<br /><br />So, I would like to congratulate TheVipersRKO1 for predicting the closest.<br /><br />The song in the video is -- No Reason, by Sum41<br /><br />I do not own the song in this video, it is just used for entertainment. I am not making any kind of profit on this video whatsoever.<br /><br />Thanks for watching everyone!

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You made me youtube that song and wow, I had no idea Joy Division was that popular. I'm not complaining but... Why? What makes them more compelling than all the other post-punk (or pre-post-punk{?} [fuck genres]) bands that linger in obscurity? I know there was a movie about them and a bunch of bands who rip them off but what caused the interest in those things to begin with? <br /><br />Was it because the guy killed himself? Is that all you need to become more widely recognized? D Boon died in a car crash and people on youtube still confuse his band for the right-wing extremist group, "The Minutemen." Is it because youtube is full of 13-year olds and they respond better toward pussies who commit suicide than men who died brutal, honest deaths?<br /><br />Again, I'm happy that at least one great band from that hodgepodge of punk/post-punk bands is being rediscovered, but it's like, why not all of them though? [spoil]damnit[/spoil]

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When the head of a household arrives at his estate, after he has prayed to the family god, he must go round his farm on a tour of inspection on the very same day, if that is possible, if not, then on the next day. When he has found out how his farm has been cultivated and which jobs have been done and which have not been done, then on the next day after that he must call in his manager and ask him which are the jobs that have been done and which remain, and whether they were done on time, and whether what still has to be done can be done, and how much wine and grain and anything else has been produced. When he has found this out, he must make a calculation of the labor and the time taken. If the work doesn't seem to him sufficient, and the manager starts to say how hard he tried, but the slaves weren't any good, and the weather was awful, and the slaves ran away, and he was required to carry out some of the public works, then when he has finished mentioning these and all sorts of other excuses, you must draw his attention to your calculations of the labor employed and time taken. If he claims that it rained all the time, there are all sorts of jobs that can be done in rainy weather -- washing wine-jars, coating them with pitch, digging a manure pit, cleaning seed, mending ropes or making new ones; the slaves ought to have been mending their patchwork cloaks and their hoods. On festival days they would be able to clean out old ditches, work on the public highway, prune the back brambles, dig up the garden, clear a meadow, tie bundles of sticks, remove thorns, grind barley and get on with cleaning. If he claims that the slaves have been ill, they needn't have been given such large rations. When you have found out all about these things to your satisfaction, make sure that all the work that remains to be done will be carried out... The head of the household [on his tour o

A long time ago there was a hidden valley called the valley of the rainbow. Where the animals lived in peace. This valley was the only place in the land which had never known the fear of the seven goblins. Each goblin was named after his own colour: red orange yellow green blue indigo and violet. The seven goblins lived by eating the colours from rainbows. For that reason they were known as the Rainbow Goblins. They were always looking for rainbows to suck the colors from and so to fill their bellies. One day the rainbow goblins learned of the valley of the rainbow. It gave them an infinite appetite just thinking about the great banquet they could enjoy there. Immediately the gathered their tools and set off in search of the legendary valley. It didn't matter to them to roam about the steep hills or to climb up the high mountains. Whenever difficulties arose concerning their journey they just thought of the delicious colours ahead. The sun was about to set when the goblins finally arrived at the very entrance of the valley. That night they decided to stay at a cave nearby. Later on, finding the goblins in the cave sitting around the fire, the moon, which had just risen, warned the valley about their arrival. The news spread rapidly the trees, the bushes, the animals, the flowers, the grasses, they all cried with fear. The rainbow goblins have come. The excited goblins began to discuss their plans to snatch the rainbow. "We'll eat the colours while the rainbow is still fresh and juicy" they said. But some roots hanging loosely from the ceiling of the cave listened carefully while the goblins schemed below. Outside the cave the moonshine reflected on the water. Its magical light stole into the cave, slightly illuminating the goblins who had fallen asleep. Suddenly, all the goblins had a dream about the paradise of rainbow land. It was a wonderful dream in which they lay down surrounded by huge and delicious rainbows. The goblin

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When the head of a household arrives at his estate, after he has prayed to the family god, he must go round his farm on a tour of inspection on the very same day, if that is possible, if not, then on the next day. When he has found out how his farm has been cultivated and which jobs have been done and which have not been done, then on the next day after that he must call in his manager and ask him which are the jobs that have been done and which remain, and whether they were done on time, and whether what still has to be done can be done, and how much wine and grain and anything else has been produced. When he has found this out, he must make a calculation of the labor and the time taken. If the work doesn't seem to him sufficient, and the manager starts to say how hard he tried, but the slaves weren't any good, and the weather was awful, and the slaves ran away, and he was required to carry out some of the public works, then when he has finished mentioning these and all sorts of other excuses, you must draw his attention to your calculations of the labor employed and time taken. If he claims that it rained all the time, there are all sorts of jobs that can be done in rainy weather -- washing wine-jars, coating them with pitch, digging a manure pit, cleaning seed, mending ropes or making new ones; the slaves ought to have been mending their patchwork cloaks and their hoods. On festival days they would be able to clean out old ditches, work on the public highway, prune the back brambles, dig up the garden, clear a meadow, tie bundles of sticks, remove thorns, grind barley and get on with cleaning. If he claims that the slaves have been ill, they needn't have been given such large rations. When you have found out all about these things to your satisfaction, make sure that all the work that remains to be done will be carried out... The head of the household [on his tour o

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let me also suggest to you that it's always better to never compress your video files when you convert them. rendering in full frames is always best, always has been. even when there was a 3mb cap. but maybe it's that legolewdite grainy stylization that keeps us all coming back.

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No, not Khan. Khan wouldn't fit at all. What is there in this site that has anything to do with Khan?

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but your comment does make sense. because making an alt account and spam posting hairy women pics is a perfect example of actual women being turned off by an actual man. ya know? all those women were really there when you clicked on the sites, and they agreed with you when you sid out loud "hahaha this lickit guy is such a tool. by the way, what's up? i'm umfuld"

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First of all, anything involving Hey Arnold! is an instant 5 from me. Second of all, there is no second of all because first of all is all you need.

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[i]The phone rings. Umfuld's Wife gets up off the toilet mid-poop to answer it.[/i]<br /><br />[b]Wife:[/b] Hello?<br /><br />[b]Lickit:[/b] It's me. Whatcha doing?<br /><br />[b]Wife:[/b] Poop'n.<br /><br />[i]Que laugh track.[/i]<br />[i]Umfuld's Wife sits back on toilet, continues pushing shit out of her anus.[/i]<br /><br />[b]Lickit:[/b] You wanna tell me about your poop? Is it loose or solid? What does it smel like?<br /><br />[b]Wife:[/b] There's little pieces of shit stuck in my ass hairs you faggot.<br /><br />[b]Lickit:[/b] Stuck on your dirty little hairy butthole?<br /><br />[b]Wife:[/b] Yeah.<br /><br />[b]Lickit:[/b] I'm gonna make you cum out of your little hairy butthole.<br /><br />[b]Wife:[/b] I'd like to see you try, pussy. You want this pussy? You want it all hairy? You can't have this hairy pussy.<br /><br />[b]Lickit:[/b] Like some hairy little bitch like you could make me cum.<br /><br />[b]Wife:[/b] You don't want this pussy? But I want you to want this pussy. I've been bad. Are you gonna pull on my pussy hairs?<br /><br />[b]Lickit:[/b] Yes.<br /><br />[i]Que laugh track.[/i]<br />[i]Split screen shot, Umfuld's Wife and Lickit hear a man's heavy breathing on the phone.[/i]<br /><br />[b]Wife:[/b] Do you hear that? Is that you? I swear i could hear it while you were talking.<br /><br />[i]Umfuld tumbles out of a closet holding a cordless house phone, along with an absurd amount of household items.[/i]<br />[i]Que laugh track.[/i]<br />[i]Split screen shot, both Lickit and Umfuld's Wife look directly at the camera.[/i]<br />[i]Que "Price is Right" Fail music.[/i]

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yeah, i'm twenty-five and i've found that more and more expectations seem to fall into disillusionment. but really, for me at least, there is almost an equal level of hope-for-fulfillment happening. the one thing i've learned about living this long is that the things that make you feel good - and i mean really really good - never hold the same kind of presence as you thought they would.<br /><br />i've just started meeting some quality girls. i've pretty much abandoned the partytime getting laid expectation. it was a rough reality for me and i did a lot of irresponsible (and sometimes flat out hurtful) things with far too many women. i really don't want to sound like i'm trying to express some l337 garbage here, but being a relatively good looking guy has brought me (all to easily, before i was ready and grown enough) very close to some dangerous situations involving sex, relationships, drug use, what have you - and i'm very thankful i never really had to pay any price for it. it did leave me with enough angst and disillusionment at least with regards to women. look at this account, and look at the rug account, and tell me i didn't scar myself with some bullshit. its all goooood though ;)

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theres a delete button, and an option to delete your account, use it and all is forgiven, no... this is not free webspace for making a website

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Nice music you got there.<br /><br />You should probably know, though, that just pairing an image with a sound is not particularly well received around here. It's always better if you have in some way changed the image and/or sound to make it something original. I would have given this a 2, but I tend to add a star for first-time sites. If you don't care about ratings, though, then by all means, carry on.<br /><br />Also, [site welcometothissite:site]

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It had occurred to me just before I saved it and thought "maybe this isnt a good idea" but it seemed real odd to me that nobody had done it yet anyway. So I kinda feel like you cant fight the universe because if I did not make it chances are someday a YTMND user would be looking for a picture of Tipper Gore for a Pro infidelity/anti-environment Al Gore based site, see the picture of that fat whore with Levar next to her and make a simple yet obvious geordi site instead. So I had too do it basically. Otherwise there would be another creator. And since I am already the creator that would mean there would be two of me walking on this earth and the delicate balance of the space time continuum would be destroyed because not enough dimensions exist to hold that much "badassness" so in short I saved your life, wikipedia is actually God, and whenever you see a fat white chick chances are that a black guy is behind her checkin out "all that ass". Your welcome.

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hey guys, sorry so late with the replies, a lot of actually good advice here. i appreciate it all. i love most of you, even the ones who hate me. i know that no matter what happens, there is no force that can keep me from seeing my son eventually. shit, in many cultures, children aren't even involved with their fathers until they are at least 2 or 3 years old. thanks to all you guys, i never thought i would find such sincere and decent advice from such a stinking pile of shit website. respect and love all you guys. i will be taking a vacation from here for awhile. if any of you fags wanna talk, my yahoo messenger is braxton427. holler at me sometime if you're bored. god bless, and by god, i mean ya dun goofed. thanks again faggots. also, cox

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Even though there is probably less fad room here, I'm enjoying this stuff a great deal more than all the Mel Gibson sites.

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I dunno. Though there were/are a lot of idealists who bordered on fascism over the whole PC thing, I think at its core is just 'Polite Consideration.' Individuals who want to be called by a nickname usually get that respect; the problem with groups doing essentially the same thing is it's rare that a group represents everyone's interests. There's always resistance to any authority, and I think that's what a lot of animation lacks these days. Cartoons of the 60s-early 80s came out of a culture where resistance was practically mainstreamed (best example - $500 diamond encrusted Safety Pin sold on 5th avenue to haute punks), and I think we've lost that bit of subversion that made animation interesting, even satirical, in a world where it's not whether you sell out but how. Also, expensive and extensive animation work, like Pixar, needs to be liked by a much broader demographic and thus, almost be necessity, follows the Hollywood model of being safer and less challenging. The cheapness of production allows quick turnout of shows like those on Adult Swim with higher payout; like reality TV taking over - writing and good cartooning have become more of a niche market because the alternatives are less risky. Least I think that's part of it.<br /><br />All I know is I first learned about classical music from Bugs, domestic abuse from the Flinstones, and cat-raping from Pepé Le Pew.

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by the way we all just noise blast each other continuously there is no winner to this battle

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I live in Cleveland, and I actually went to Harvey's house last summer to have him both autograph my DVD copy of "American Splendor" and my own copy of "American Splendor" #1, which I paid $25 for at a local comic book shop. I was able to go there through my friend, as well as Harvey's close friend, Toby Radloff, who is portrayed by Judah Friedlander in the film version of "American Splendor". Harvey just let me and my father, two complete strangers, into his house without any question at all. It's a memory we'll never forget. He was very kind, and was very open to all of my questions I asked him. He told me he felt he was the reason why Paul Giamatti became a star after the film came out. Either way, he was certainly an amazing local icon, as well as an international one, and I would hope that maybe Letterman would make mention of his name either on tonight's show or tomorrow's. I certainly hope that Harvey is resting in peace as we speak, because for the first time in my life, I am legitimately saddened by the loss of a celebrity.

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:'(<br /><br />Wow, I was gonna make a joke when I saw the comments first and not the site, but this legitimately mad me sad.<br /><br />You fucked up big time.<br /><br />If I were you I would do the letter thing, but don't expect anything of it. I would honestly focus all my energy into fixing my life, before even dealing with the ex-wife and kid. Kick drugs and alcohol (easier said then done, but do it), then work your ass off to make money. I assume you have to pay child support so that's your last link to your child, and if you can make enough money, you could kick in more money to them until you reach a point where you're fully supporting them. That could be your way back into their lives.<br /><br />The most important thing is being there for your son though, so don't let your relationship with your ex get in the way of that, even if it means never getting back with her.

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Gay?! I wish! If I were gay there'd be no problem! No, what I have is a romantic abnormality, one so unbelievable that it must be hidden from the public at all cost.

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Rebuttal:<br /><br />Indeed, simple is always best, but simplicity often only needs a little effort. This site was simple, and enough effort was put forth to communicate the basic idea. These two items must coexist harmoniously for a truly great YTMND: conception and execution. Without a good concept, a high effort site is much ado about nothing; without careful execution, a good idea cannot reach its full potential. Another important factor to consider when making a site is that of repetition. This applies to both of the previous characteristics.<br /><br />Unfortunately, a good YTMND is not always a successful one. As pointed out by brianshortest, much of the community here rewards sites that appeal specifically to them, no matter what effort or creativity is involved. This is why direct rips persist. This is why depictions of women getting punched in the face dominate the weekly Top Rated. This is why it is nearly impossible to find a poorly rated site with non-shock-related nudity.<br /><br />Occasionally, there are great, successful sites. The trick is to combine the elements of the two. However, when one attempts to be a crowdpleaser, one risks the loss of identity. That which distinguishes a particular user can become watered down by the incorporation of popular content. Truly, one's unique thumbprint will never be lost, but clouded it may become.<br /><br />Nonetheless, no matter which path one chooses, one's time and efforts will always outweigh recognition. It is ultimately a thankless activity to create YTMNDs. Therefore, one should be motivated to make sites for people other than the community at large. Make them for personal satisfaction or for friends. Above all else, site creation should be fun. Why else recreate here? After all, everything is eventually forgotten, as this extravagantly composed comment will inevitably be.

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i agree. and i wouldn't take lickit's personal attacks personally. 1) he justifies his points there just as much (if not less) than we do and literally adds insults to such imagined injuries. ad hominem all around. B) being broad in supporting one's views is merely less persuasive, not incoherent. %) we're in a ytmnd comment thread, not a lincoln-douglas debate. so the conclusion follows from these premises that 83) no one gives a shit.

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chuck norris facts: there is no knowledge the that isn't power, therefore chuck Norris is all Knowing

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sorry, but i really don't feel like directly responding to this. what really just turned me off was your whole talk of order > chaos, which is the most painfully broad and vague concept to support and argument.<br /><br />it's like i was standing in mud and i realized there's no definable barrier between the matter that i understand as me and the matter i understand as mud. the universe is just all mud. we're all just mud, man.<br /><br />you also seem to be trying to bring my exact words back into some long winded discussion of what a "trend," instead of interpreting what you believe i am saying and responding directly.<br /><br />or maybe youre just trying to post some quasi-intellectual joke comment that never tries to touch on anything coherent. sorry.

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"I'm gonna post this site eveyday until you like it" is like a heavy metal punk band that united to make up there unfinished material in the late 90's, and come forth once again in 2010 to do nonstop touring with new members and such. This is the celebration of the fad that had it's golden years back then, and deserves now all its fame once again and admiration. It is now time to look at it as a legendary ytmnd.