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we don't have the power but we never SAY BAHHHH hahahahahahahahahahahaha

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In its original format, you finished what the artist was implying in your head. I think that was one of its main draws. The implication was so powerful that you wanted to read it again to see what you missed, and in so doing, you close the circular gap yourself. Turning it into a looping gif doesn't really make it any more compelling than it already was. However, breaking down each segment, does improve the presentation in some ways. Also, my pessimism is a product of 4 years of watching ytmnd consume itself. When you witness a microcosm of humanity fail, its not hard to lose faith in the free organization and execution of ideas.

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Four score and seven years ago our fathers brought forth on this continent, a new nation, conceived in Liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal.<br /><br />Now we are engaged in a great civil war, testing whether that nation, or any nation so conceived and so dedicated, can long endure. We are met on a great battle-field of that war. We have come to dedicate a portion of that field, as a final resting place for those who here gave their lives that that nation might live. It is altogether fitting and proper that we should do this.<br /><br />But, in a larger sense, we can not dedicate -- we can not consecrate -- we can not hallow -- this ground. The brave men, living and dead, who struggled here, have consecrated it, far above our poor power to add or detract. The world will little note, nor long remember what we say here, but it can never forget what they did here. It is for us the living, rather, to be dedicated here to the unfinished work which they who fought here have thus far so nobly advanced. It is rather for us to be here dedicated to the great task remaining before us -- that from these honored dead we take increased devotion to that cause for which they gave the last full measure of devotion -- that we here highly resolve that these dead shall not have died in vain -- that this nation, under God, shall have a new birth of freedom -- and that government of the people, by the people, for the people, shall not perish from the earth.

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Four score and seven years ago our fathers brought forth on this continent, a new nation, conceived in Liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal.<br /><br />Now we are engaged in a great civil war, testing whether that nation, or any nation so conceived and so dedicated, can long endure. We are met on a great battle-field of that war. We have come to dedicate a portion of that field, as a final resting place for those who here gave their lives that that nation might live. It is altogether fitting and proper that we should do this.<br /><br />But, in a larger sense, we can not dedicate -- we can not consecrate -- we can not hallow -- this ground. The brave men, living and dead, who struggled here, have consecrated it, far above our poor power to add or detract. The world will little note, nor long remember what we say here, but it can never forget what they did here. It is for us the living, rather, to be dedicated here to the unfinished work which they who fought here have thus far so nobly advanced. It is rather for us to be here dedicated to the great task remaining before us -- that from these honored dead we take increased devotion to that cause for which they gave the last full measure of devotion -- that we here highly resolve that these dead shall not have died in vain -- that this nation, under God, shall have a new birth of freedom -- and that government of the people, by the people, for the people, shall not perish from the earth.

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LIES!! if it were truly for a gameboy it would have a red dot on the circle that says power.

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No wonder this place has slid so far downhill, it's like an brain power black hole in here. <br /><br />Why are you celebrating this shit anyway? It's not your site that was sponsored, it's joeyfagnigger site calling you a douchebag...?<br /><br />Oh, I get it, pretend you're in on the joke.

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I'm not a morning person, apologies.<br /><br />Alternate accounts ruin it for everyone, there needs to be moderators and a voting power system, without it we're just going to get a further string of downhill content. Possibly even a week before you can vote to stop the altar boys

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Heh, lickit, I like [i]the implication[/i] of your view of consensual. <br /><br />I'm obviously exaggerating in comparing the abuse of power for sexual gain in the two cases, but it's closer to rape than prostitution. Prostitution only makes sense if there's an explicit exchange of sex for better grades. (Also beside the point is the unfair way teachers tend to be singled out for the particular criticism of taking advantage.)<br /><br />So, c'mon, how much easier would you like it? Get your students drunk first? Staple some smokes to your crotch and visiting teach at a woman's prison? Or maybe just break their legs first so they can't run away? S'all the same to me...bad form, ol' bean. 'Sides, if you're that successful, why not bide your time with some last call specials for the, at most, 3 and a half mos. til the semester ends. And if we're not talking about semesters, then it probably is criminal and not simply unethical.<br /><br />Over the years, both of them, I've found you to be a pretty interesting, although at times obnoxious, commenter, one with the occasional good point or funny comment. In short, you're a good froog, but stay away from my daughter.<br /><br />too long, phd.

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@mDS, dude, you really really really really really<br /><br />[i]really[/i]<br /><br />need to stop trying to shoot back insults. ok? listen to me.<br /><br />[i]YOU ARE TERRIBLE AT INSULTING PEOPLE AND IT MAKES YOU LOOK STUPID[/i].<br /><br />let's take a look at how exactly you responded to hank up there. you said<br /><br />[i]"^ is what idiots say to people younger than them who threaten their egos"[/i]<br /><br />let's also be reminded that earlier, referring to rodheh ([i]rodheh[/i]) you wrote<br /><br />[i]"I gave recognition to a young man wise and strong beyond his years for standing up to a pathetic, immature loser who had a rare moment of power, but was ultimately crushed by rodheh's persistence and logic"[/i]<br /><br />mDS i have never had a problem with you. until you started sponsoring sites like this, as if we want to be reminded these kinds of sites exist after we 1 them and write our usual shitwinded comments that are often correct and called for. also, with such a low user base as of right now, ytmnd really needs as few people as possible to be voting 5 on things like this, let alone people sponsoring them so they sit on the main page and represent the community. jesus christ man...

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no, I gave recognition to a young man wise and strong beyond his years for standing up to a pathetic, immature loser who had a rare moment of power, but was ultimately crushed by rodheh's persistence and logic<br /><br />I may only be a facebook and ytmnd friend of his, but I know good people when I see them.<br /><br />besides, how can I take your opinion seriously? you talk trash about everyone. you are basically ASSCOCKredux with 20 more IQ points

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Darth Pilate: Your Powers are weak old man<br />Obi-Wan-Christnobi: If you strike me down I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine.

Since you asked I'll give you some quick thoughts on how to improve the mood: create a built in system that punishes "bad" behavior. It doesn't have to be a moderator, in fact, maybe it is best that we keep those features separate. It should definitely be democratically decided what the criteria should be though, or at the very least, it should be decided by max or someone with ytmnd's best interests in mind. A smart, automated filter, if implemented (for sites, comments, account creation) could not be swayed by personal biases and would act as a fail safe in the event that a moderator's integrity has been compromised. This means no more vigilante acts of justice that encourages an alt account arms race. Once users are reverted to the same level playing field, the motivation to troll others will deflate since a large part of it is a power fantasy fulfilled by the distinct advantages of alts. Once users realize that ytmnd is no longer going to deal with their bullshit, everyone will quickly fall in line. And those that don't will be banned. Tell me what you think, and give me ideas on how to elaborate this into something admissible.

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alts bring a whole new meaning to [i]Power Converters [/i]

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You realize that giving 5s to shitty sites doesn't carry nearly the same weight as docking a single star from a relatively popular site, right? I think Ocho (as do most people who 5 troll sites) realizes that a 5 on a site that will be downvoted to shit anyway isn't anything more than a joke, while he takes his rating on sites with greater staying power more seriously.<br /><br />Heh. Serious. Serious Business. YTMND.

I always listen to funtastic power while im making a site.

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----------------------------------------------------------------------<br />-----<br /><br /><< Uncircumcised said on 2009-09-09 14:37:29<br /><br />------------------------------------------------------------<br />---------------<br /><br />If a man in a dark suit, claiming to be an agent of some powerful corporation, came to you one day and offered you a milion dollars, and also entrance to some elite club, but you would have to, say, spy on people in some way and report them information and swear never to reveal that you work for them, would you accept it?

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No, dingus, you don't seem to be seeing the big picture. "reforming the hemp industry" or whatever the hell you're proposing (which is ironic since you were the one complaining about your opponent proposing vague solutions when you seem to be doing the same) is a very narrow and probably ineffective way to boost our economy. If we're to get our economy back on its feet, as we've done literally every single time in the past, we need to decrease the growing economic inequality by growing the middle class. In order to do that, we need an effective education system so that a greater portion of people can go to college or trade school instead of dropping out like a bum. If you do that, you'll have more people with higher paying jobs instead of an impotent underclass of Mcdonald's employees with no buying power. Of course this is only part of the solution which includes better regulations of a whole slew of industries in the US.<br /><br />Maybe you should stay out of politics. You certainly won't stay there very long with these insults you keep throwing around here.

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Just had to revisit this classic to say: if only he would have done this when he was still in power. Now we're pussy-footing around Iran like lil beezies.

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Nothing personal I just really hated the commercial from the first day I saw it, and when I saw the forced viral thing it just became revolting. It does show the power of advertising though for good old P&G take an old tired product like that and completely make it a top seller. <br /><br />OK I'll give it +2 since I own shares in P&G ^^

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Supervillian? Oh, come now - Lets be fair.<br /><br />A supervillian has power.

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With you in office, the Republicans may be able to gain power and eventually TAKE BACK THE WHITE HOUSE! YEAAAA

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Farkkkle: The Force is strong with him. The son of wellhiem must not become a faggot.<br />superdreamkilla: If he could be turned, he will become a powerful ally.

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So what, power point is funny now?

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Common sense is a super power

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WE ARE THE KU KLUX KLAN WE HATE NIGGERS WE HATE JEWS WE HATE FAGGOTS AND WE HATE SPICS! WE DONT HAVE TO HAVE A REASON TO HATE THEM JUST BECAUSE THEY BREATHE! WE HATE THEM FILTHY BUMS! YOU PEOPLE NEED TO GET OFF YOUR ASS AND WAKE UP! THIS IS AMERICA THE NIGGERS ARE TAKIN OVER AND THE JEWS! MAKE A STAND JOIN THE KLAN! WHITE POWER! WHITE POWER! WHITE POWER!

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THE END: 3 possibilities. 1- if the density of mass and energy are too low, the universe will continue to expand and cool, and eventually will just be a vast cold nothing. 2- the density of mass and energy is high enough to bring the universe to a "big crunch," followed by another big bang, repeating the entire process over again. 3- we have no clue, and something we can't possibly prove or figure out from our place in the universe will take place. Possibilities include collisions with other universes, the not-so-all-powerful nature of our perceived laws of physics, or divine powers such as god, allah, jesus, muhammad, buddah, kanye west, etc.

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naww he just eats shells and turns blue and gains flying powers

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agreed to the power of a million vote 5

http://www.last.fm/music/Huey Lewis & The News/_/The Power of Love (BTape Remix)

he used his mod powers to make his ip unbannable and create an undead army of clones to overthrow ytmnd.