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I would while watching this, be the most peaceful shit ever

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There are users whose sites I know never to click on with the sound up, such that, despite all of their attempts and spamming and other hooha, they never, ever catch me off guard. You are not one of those users and I did not expect this to be one of those sites. So, 5 for the first time in years someone has actually startled the fuck out of me with a loud shock site.

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first mad dog comment i have ever [+]'d!

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The Gay Basses III is the weirdest fishing show I've ever watched. (no homo)

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This is one of the greatest sites ever

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quite possibly the dumbest thing i've ever heard

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Ever since the spy was released in whatever the fuck year it was, you've probably seen somewhere between 150,000 and 200,000 sites as they were created. The evidence is substantial. And weird. I typically only hang out in the spy after posting a site, which makes it hard to ignore, and not laugh, at you never failing to appear within 10 minutes.

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Also, I don't like how you are implying that Max is a radical leftist. I don't think he ever did anything to indicate that. I don't even think Max has ever mentioned anything about politics.

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The timing for it, is really perfect. If, i was born too soon and technology would not be able to regenerate(soon to be invented ... by me :D ) me. Too late, and the capacity to create a new religion collapses. Rate of progress has never being faster, obviously these are unique times we are living in, it will never happen again. What ever happens now, will get amplified considerably. This is why, i'm parachuted, at a "prewarp" era, and not directly in a "god-like" era. The current financial crisis is fitting, the worse economic crisis since over 75 years, desperate people are more open to change, probably this means, things will get worse before they get beater. The pedophile priest scandals of the catholic church and the generalized crisis of confidence in the catholic church is also fitting. My current accidental location, "Brussels", capital of half arsed european confederation, slowly morphing in to a world federation, is an other positive opportunity.

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It doesn't look as much, but many things are optimized for a quantum immortal. The local dominant species is naive and gullible, its handy for the slight improbability mechanism to exert control over them. Why do all the hard work it self, when its simpler and more probable, to have an entire intergalactic civilization do it for it, at minimal effort. Otherwise i wouldn't be of this species. Weeeellll, if i end up like in "i have no mouth, and i must scream, it should do the trick too. But how, and why, would humanity start taking care of my little existence, no matter what happens for millions of years to come? Simple, i'm required to start a new religion, this religion, that will do that, what else :). You see, naive and gullible, is a feature not a bug, other wise the slight improbability mechanism should work harder. Of course if they are too naive and gullible, it would undermine there usefulness. I'll be rebuild, with near 100% probability of success(rest plugged by improbability mechanism), no matter whats the cost, even if it necessitates all the energy of entire galaxies, or what ever. So, extraordinarily unlikely savings will be kept to a minimum.<br /><br />cooperation responsability rezults

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This is some of the best audio I've ever heard.

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When have I ever been nice to this guy?

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2. I probably should have left political stuff out then. not much of a fan of beck.<br /><br />3. I am light years from being an american nationalist or any other kind of nationalist. I just want to make it clear that I recognize that the USA ranks far below than other countries in so many ways. In fact, I personally have brought these facts up to other people.<br /><br />If you are being serious about areas which I lack self criticism, I don't think I ever said I was an expert on anything, even within fields I have worked. That is not a message I try to convey. If I did come across that way, it was probably meant to be tongue in cheek.<br /><br />Are you suggesting that I act like an expert on something (outside my field) simply because I have opinions on things and also argued about them? Or is it something else? I am not comparing myself to Socrates, but I attempt to take his approach on a lot of things, whether or not I have a good understanding of that subject.<br /><br />If you think the photos you found of me are somehow displays of arrogance, I thought that the one you brought up with the one in that Grateful Dead drapery and that odd drink was meant to be goofy. BTW, I only dress like that once a year at Gathering of the Vibes. <br /><br />The one where I looked drunk out of my mind with some bearded guy was also meant to be goofy. The photo of me with wild hair at some concert was also meant to be silly to the point of frightening. I don't take my job too seriously. I just had a very hellish 2 weeks. I will be shocked if I am there more than 8 months from now. I also don't take any of the racing sports I do too seriously. In fact, I am taking a break from them.<br /><br />Also, yes, a lot of immature people do things like 'decrying everyone as wrong, "liberal," "crybaby," etc.' Not sure where I did this.<br /><br />For a serious discussion, I do everything possible to avoid that kind of behavior. Facts are king.

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My desire to shoot who ever is responsible for this song is not lessened by opera.

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Now I know how to improve my own self esteem. THANK YOU EVER SO MUCH!

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Huh, I never replied to your question...<br /> <br />I just don't think umfuld, or, really, the human behind the account, would ever give ytmnd the satisfaction of seeing him defeated by a posse of ankle-biting halfwitted "Pokemons." Maybe he'd do it in some Omegle-like teen cam site, though. That I could see.

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lol this was probably the most original fad that ever came out of ytmnd's asshole

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"I'm a cunt!" -Fourest, every time he says anything, ever

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[i]"'ve long speculated that you intentionally act stupid here as some kind of troll.[/i]<br /> <br />I thought that too, for a while, but then confirmed he's a fucking idiot IRL, too. He's the personification of American arrogance: so fucking stupid and overcompensating for low intellect with an outsized ego and image of self that he's literally incapable of both the humility you mention above and understanding how often he misses the point. It's a personality disorder magnified by an obsession with arguing on the internet.<br /> <br />The saddest part is that he thinks it's [i]everyone else's[/i] fault. Because I act like a juvenile asshole here, it's literally impossible, in his eyes, for me to also ever be right, even when all evidence illustrates what a fucking moron, who regularly supports homophobic, misogynistic, racist bigots, he is. He calls my (clearly intentional) bickering behavior trolling, but then regularly attacks random people, even in outdated comments from years ago, because he's a bloviating opinionated asshole.<br /> <br />Worst of all, he fancies himself a sincere, positive, even helpful community member, despite that he once spent a whole comment page ranting against Muslims, that he regularly brags about how much $ he makes (not much for an adult with a college ed, really), boasts about his coding skills, as though this site isn't populated by lots of users with similar or parallel tech skills, regularly upvotes sites by actual racist/xenophobic assholes, and gets his panties in a bunch anytime anyone calls him out for this behavior indicative of a fucking stupid, self-impressed, narcissistic "internet intellectual." While I almost pity him for being such an out of touch moron (seriously, he had to have been a fetal alcohol syndrome baby or dropped on his head or something sad like that) he's also such an asshole that it's more fun and funny to watch him shit in his own moth in public over and over again.

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I suppose if I said I was the smartest guy around or the smartest guy at ytmnd or went to the best school in the world or even something comparable to Ivy League, you might actually have a point there.<br /><br />But considering that most people don't even have a college degree, that automatically places me at an advantage at that regard. No matter what school I went to, I would still have something most Americans do not have (currently 70%). Something that clearly requires a few brains, a bit of talent and some work ethic.<br /><br />But we all know of smart people who have either never went to college or did not complete a degree. Some of them are geniuses. Therefore, it is fair to assume that a degree completer (regardless of where he/she went) obviously has more than a few brain cells to rub together.<br /><br />But then you throw in my admittedly only decent 3.2 GPA, the idea I am stupid becomes harder to swallow. You also have to consider that most of those courses were in the 12th best communications design department in the USA, especially in the later years. I even took on electives for the hell of it while still maintaining the GPA.<br /><br />My alleged stupidity (according to DevilDerrick and you) becomes harder and harder to swallow. Which is the only point I ever needed to prove in this whole argument.<br /><br />But if you allege that Forrest Gump could somehow do all this (which would be insane), does it make sense to think he also worked in 4 different places (plus freelancing gigs) all relevant to that degree, even being a goto guy for technology questions and issues? Do you think Forrest Gump could somehow have figured out far off things like MySQL programming or TV commercial quality 3d animation? Especially learning most of it outside of school?

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May the sods be ever in your favor

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dude, the way you are endorsing that kind of drug use is childish and embarrassing in the way that shows how inexperienced you are with those kinds of drugs. if you look at this site and see funny colors and zippy movement and sudden scariness and [i]that[/i] is what brings up an excited discussion of psychedelics, then i have to conclude one (or both) of two things must be true.<br /><br />1) you have about as much "experience" with these drugs as a college freshman who just ate the second less-than-half of an 8th of mushrooms, and wants to play in the forest<br />2) you lack the articulation to express the true mystery and experience these drugs inflict on the brain.<br /><br />i have never ever ever been under the impression that these kinds of drugs allow the user to "see the truth," or pursue profound knowledge. No. it's pretty clear that these drugs simply inhibit, exacerbate, and rearrange the basic core functions of how a brain handles sensory input > cognition. the funny colors and patterns are the least exciting or interesting part. try losing all feeling in your body, only to look down and find your body to be gone - no matter where you look. or having your basil ganglia flipped completely backwards, so you try to turn right and you go left, or you tell yourself (as hard as you can) to walk forward yet you step backwards.

I couldn't sleep the other night so I read that whole exchange of sites (or what's left of them) again. Good god that was the funniest thing I've ever done to someone here. Trolling that kid was like playing loose Vegas slots with a 100lb sack of silver dollar shaped slugs.

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Show some maturation this go-round. The new tutorials in Eve Online make it more accessible to no-lifers than ever before.

your sites are simple and stupid. we all know you were being facetious with the comment about yourself and your sites, but the sad fact is that you most likely believe that to be true. because anyone can make a picture or a little animation or anything and sit back and admire it. that reaction, that satisfaction is what drives people to create in the first place. but you haven't gotten past level 1 or 2 of "make something > learn >advance." it's like a child who has made a finger painting, believing it to be the best finger painting ever made. because they are a child, the next finger painting they create will generate the same affection. so on and so forth.<br /><br />your sites almost exclusively consist of your babyish-character avatars headpasted into personal nostalgia content. randomly. they are simply glorified nods to your friends. also sprinkled in are racism and uninformed political commentary that amounts to "sudden headpaste/TTS and/or text > no relevance/conclusion." because that's your whole thing. references that only your friends understand and random hatred. Random is the key word here. i forgot to mention your cookiecutter Lurgian characters like Mr. Krabs or whatever the hell you like to reference. Sun Man. there's one. most people here have learned that ytmnd users don't want to see Sun Man or Mr. Krabs. those characters are not interesting. not funny. then you go on to gang up and downvote other peoples sites, often with additional alternate accounts.<br /><br />what it really just amounts to is endless cries for attention that demand recognition (in the form of high ratings) without having to put in any work or think outside your own tiny, tiny box.

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that has got to be the faggiest sport ever

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I was trying to decide if this is the saddest thing ever posted to the internet or if a YTMND Loser Troll war is in some way a little bit funny. I'm still on the fence. What Would Michael Wolfson Do?

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The only thing you'll ever "accomplish" in your worthless, pathos-drenched life.

FWIW, I'm the only user to have ever won three of them. I guess that's a prize in and of itself.

Once I get my shirt, I'll make the greatest site ever seen on YTMND.