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Old man's going to be seeing the cat.... Good episode, though.

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whats funnier is the old man at the fishing store, will show you his "rod" he then tells you how much money he spent on it, and suggest you get a bigger rod.

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"Man, that's a cool goodfellas scene" rofl and f*ck the reply button OLD SCHOOL REPLY FOR THE WIN OKOKOKOKOKKOOKOKIOKOKOKOKOKF FUFUUCDIUCUCIKKFKKFK OKOKOKOKOK SHUT THE F*CK UP HAMBURGER SJDHDSHDFSLKS HAMEURGERBSA!!Q22EDSWEQ1

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After losing the old man, I pawn the bike off for $50 and buy beans and cornbread

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13 year olds have never seen breasts before =( Did you ever even watch the Man Show?

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notice the old man is really max in the future and he still hasnt finished the mod system

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I take a hooker into the apartment of the old man tie him down to the bed make the hooker have sex with him until he has a heart attack and dies then the hooker would have continued to f*ck him because shes a hoe and then i would have killed the hooker so there is a huge investigation

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I give them all cookies and 5s! including the old man, but afterI win them over I Kill them all.

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i go into the old mans apartment building and steal his wifes ashes from the mantelpiece

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the old man is actually a blind samurai n*gg*.

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i would say hello to the old man. then i would ask if he knew my father, a hero in the police force. "yes" the old man replies. he begins telling me stories of himself and my father on the police force together.

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I would walk into the house and still the old mans' diary and read about how he killed his ex-wife. Then I would make a YTMND about it.

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You find out that the old man isn't there at the moment, but you see a dead giant enemy crab and flip it over to find $599 US dollars.

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You sneak into the apartment and find that the old man is actually a "hologram" of God that only you can see, and he tells you to find three lost relics, one of which is found in Lindsay Lohan's pussy. You get the relics and Lohan and God grants you one wish: You wish that Lohan "OH" face expression wouldn't change. The end. Now...is that PS 89 by any chance?

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I'll break into the apartment, because the stories about him aren't true. Sure, he's a miserable old bastard, but he wears his socks inside out and uses real milk in his tomato soup, giving it a pretty skin on the top. He also wrote a book once and then went into hiding. So now, he's looking for a talented young brother, such as myself, to teach things to and to go to football games with. He also likes to use racially innappropriate slang such as 'YOU'RE THE MAN NOW, DOG!' I win. :)

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Walk into the old man's apartment only to discover Lemon Party. ARRRGGHHHHH!

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Go to the old mans house, but bring a Molotov c*cktail, and the script to the best story you have ever written (double spaced, 12 pt font, with a CD backup with PDF format).

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i would break into his house and rape the old man

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A.) Sneak into the old man's apartment B.) Go rob a gas station C.) Blow your Idaho trumpet and summon the white horsemen from on high to rid the projects of hyphonated cultures

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I would put on a Nixon mask and go inside and rape the sh*t out of the old man, then Id be all like "I AM NOT A CROOK" when I climaxed inside his ass. Then Id take off the mask and Id be Michael Wolfson and be all like "LOL TROLLED!" Then Id bust the f*cking condom on his chest and leave him feeling used.

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He goes in, finds the old man making beans and cornbread, and decides to settle down for what his people have given him.

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open door THEN talk man --- lol old school text adventures --- seriously though, as YTMND-related as DeltaJerk's suggestion is, BallsDeVito's is funnier.

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Run into the apartment and blast the old man with a water gun, he transforms into a Snorlax pokemon, gets well annoyed, then mcguyver comes along, with his assistant milton and using the golden stapler of Dragonball z, Staple his *ss to the floor then watch as picard comes in and blasts him with his tommy gun. You then go and have fun with stephanie from lazy town

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I choose to go into the apartment and see whats the matter,then try to avoid the old,reclusive old man.

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Oh okay, got it. Reclusive old man tells him, "IT'S GON' RAIN!"

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Break a plank of wood off a fence, whittle it into a stake, and convince Fat Albert and the gang that the old man is a vampire who needs to die.

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No way dudes, that's the 60 year old man's house that made a kid f*ck him in the *ss in front of his kids.

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Realize that this old man may or may not be in fact J.D. Salinger, smirk to myself, and return home and wonder. The next day, I begin to hustle b-ball in the other boroughs and start making enough money to buy a gold statue replica of Fred Astaire.

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I don't feel like being shot by a schizophrenic old man registered with the NRA, so the playground is where I spend most of my days. Then a couple of guys, who were up to no good, starting making trouble in my neighborhood. I got in one little fight and my mom got scared, and said "You're moving with your aunt and uncle to Bel-Air".

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Is the old man Sean Conery?