YTMND Search

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i know it but dont expect it. looking for myself if i want it will give it to me faster. waste of conversations and stuff with these ppl... what th efuck. its gotta be some waltz. its not modern at all whatsoever. maybe i should check some of my tapes, i know ive heard this, or think i have. maybe someone i know will know what song this is. ever heard of midomi? my mic isnt plugged up but you can sing into it and it will guess your song.

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I'm only 1ing this because the premise of your show is so disturbing that it makes me want to shoot you. god forbid a CEO sees this or it might happen.

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I just want to punch you and all your friends in the face for making this

So how about we bring back the layout from those days? Well, actually, the one seen here:<br />http://wtflayout.ytmnd.com/? I mean, trying to popularize YTMND by making it more mainstream (which I assume was your intention) has clearly failed -- look at the views sites get these days! So maybe people would find the old YTMND's quirkiness attractive? If they want mainstream stuff, they will just go elsewhere, right? I think the most important thing would be to put back Recently Created where Up and Coming is...

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I will also offer some helpful advice: next time you want to make a site like this, offer something different. maybe you could offer some TTS commentary or some other twist.

Also, I'll be shutting the store down soon. The current stock counts are as follows:<br /><br />[code]<br />Small - 30 ($12)<br />Medium - 12 ($16)<br />Extra Large - 30 ($16)<br />Special edition XXL - 1 ($30)<br />[/code]<br /><br />If you've ever wanted one (or some stickers) hurry up and buy one because soon I'm going to start burning the leftovers to keep warm.

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also, something else I want to point out: the red you chose is too similar in darkness/lightness to the background it is against. meaning that while it is very vibrant, it is still hard to read. a good thing to do when laying type over is to make everything all grayscale to see if it is readable: http://i.imgur.com/A77w0O2.jpg

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What I wanted, actually

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"I... I don't really want to do this..."<br />-JonTron

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I wanted to rape eyes just as much as ears.

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2. I probably should have left political stuff out then. not much of a fan of beck.<br /><br />3. I am light years from being an american nationalist or any other kind of nationalist. I just want to make it clear that I recognize that the USA ranks far below than other countries in so many ways. In fact, I personally have brought these facts up to other people.<br /><br />If you are being serious about areas which I lack self criticism, I don't think I ever said I was an expert on anything, even within fields I have worked. That is not a message I try to convey. If I did come across that way, it was probably meant to be tongue in cheek.<br /><br />Are you suggesting that I act like an expert on something (outside my field) simply because I have opinions on things and also argued about them? Or is it something else? I am not comparing myself to Socrates, but I attempt to take his approach on a lot of things, whether or not I have a good understanding of that subject.<br /><br />If you think the photos you found of me are somehow displays of arrogance, I thought that the one you brought up with the one in that Grateful Dead drapery and that odd drink was meant to be goofy. BTW, I only dress like that once a year at Gathering of the Vibes. <br /><br />The one where I looked drunk out of my mind with some bearded guy was also meant to be goofy. The photo of me with wild hair at some concert was also meant to be silly to the point of frightening. I don't take my job too seriously. I just had a very hellish 2 weeks. I will be shocked if I am there more than 8 months from now. I also don't take any of the racing sports I do too seriously. In fact, I am taking a break from them.<br /><br />Also, yes, a lot of immature people do things like 'decrying everyone as wrong, "liberal," "crybaby," etc.' Not sure where I did this.<br /><br />For a serious discussion, I do everything possible to avoid that kind of behavior. Facts are king.

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Like the first one better. All this one does is increase my wanting to know what the hell this is.

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couple things - I know my voice is not that great - maybe soon after I take care of some other expenses, I will get some voice training.<br /><br />you seem to have this resentment towards the hippie culture. I know where you are coming from on this. If you are a left winger, you are tired of the conservatives associating you with them. no one wants to be a stereotype or thought of as one. everyone wants to be taken seriously, so when you are lumped in with this crowd, then that is much harder.<br /><br />i appreciate your views toward current ytmnd culture. you feel like it has become too middle of the road american. wheras before, you were implying that it was more of an intellectual/eclectic atmosphere. I know what it is like to lose this. your approach seems to be that you want to make the losers feel unwelcome. i suppose that works sometimes. my way is a bit different - i try to be such a boring gentleman that I bore knuckleheads and lowlifes away.

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That's my favorite Alan Parsons Project track, right after I Wouldn't Want To Be Like You.

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PDE10 posted a link to this site because he wanted me to look at dicks. What a fag.

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damn, I got you really upset, didn't I? It seemed like you wanted to be in Gary's site, so I thought for fun I would include you in mine. Didn't know it would cause so much distress.

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He's Sir Mix A Lot. Everyone wants to know what he is doing.

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he wanted Mortal Kombat but he said More Dull Com-ments hehe :) cunt

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oh look, the user who wants max to switch RC with UnC* has something to say about a highly rated user who has brought traffic to a dying website while influencing it?<br /><br />should i try and view this site before i vote one? nah.<br /><br />*haaaa hahaha so his shitty spam posts can actually be seen by someone, maybe.

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I wanted to five this, but I take my orders from Tesla.

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Its a good thing my ears cant get pregnant unless i wanted that to happen

Perhaps so, but if we want YTMND to be more popular, artfaggery is not the way.

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Take note of this, you aspiring YTMNDers:<br />If you want to make it to Up and Coming, you need to use toilet humor.<br /><br />Take my five.

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Month ago you used sarcasm to state it was obvious to you who was behind this account. Now here you posted that you'd never heard of this account before. And you're boasting about your mental abilities while you miss the point of my referencing my site to show that.<br /><br />Haven't read the troll war happening below yet, but I'm sure it's quite nasty, and I don't want to add to that. I'll simply let the facts I stated speak for themselves and hope you finally realize much of the scorn you receive here stems from your unjustified lack of humility.

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that being said, i really cant just lightly endorse the use of profoundly altering drugs on a website filled with mostly children. if you really understand these drugs, and you giggle "hep hep hep, sure, use these... this one's my favorite," then you are either a deplorable person, a total burnout idiot, or some blowhard, overly metaphysical douche who has squandered his genius on hanging out and tripping out, as your beloved Terrence McKenna has shown is achievable. he wrote a great book about tripping out. if you love tripping out. not much for the fields of neuroscience, psychology or anthropology, as some might have us believe. still, good book. but i'm getting distracted.<br /><br />i don't think you're like Terrence McKenna, as much as you want to be. you have no genius to squander. i don't think you're a deplorable person. you really do mean well. that's why people like me need to step in. some things on the internet are just dying to be criticized - even corrected - because some people just want to get kids to do fucked up idiot drugs.<br /><br />and if you have any personal experience with what drugs and addiction and drug culture can do, then you probably wouldn't try to brag about what drugs you do. that's what you were doing; bragging. then, you were trying to be funny and nice, "trying not to" get anyone in trouble.<br /><br />i hope youre not one of those people that needs to call their sponsor and cry to them about my post. i'm pretty sure tripping out is considered a relapse.

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dude, the way you are endorsing that kind of drug use is childish and embarrassing in the way that shows how inexperienced you are with those kinds of drugs. if you look at this site and see funny colors and zippy movement and sudden scariness and [i]that[/i] is what brings up an excited discussion of psychedelics, then i have to conclude one (or both) of two things must be true.<br /><br />1) you have about as much "experience" with these drugs as a college freshman who just ate the second less-than-half of an 8th of mushrooms, and wants to play in the forest<br />2) you lack the articulation to express the true mystery and experience these drugs inflict on the brain.<br /><br />i have never ever ever been under the impression that these kinds of drugs allow the user to "see the truth," or pursue profound knowledge. No. it's pretty clear that these drugs simply inhibit, exacerbate, and rearrange the basic core functions of how a brain handles sensory input > cognition. the funny colors and patterns are the least exciting or interesting part. try losing all feeling in your body, only to look down and find your body to be gone - no matter where you look. or having your basil ganglia flipped completely backwards, so you try to turn right and you go left, or you tell yourself (as hard as you can) to walk forward yet you step backwards.

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I won't recommend anything that is illegal in your jurisdiction. In most of the USA and other countries, Salvia is quite legal and gives you an intense 10 to 15 minute trip. Even the great Terrence McKenna recommended it. But definitely check out the legality in your state. Don't want to get anyone in trouble.

your sites are simple and stupid. we all know you were being facetious with the comment about yourself and your sites, but the sad fact is that you most likely believe that to be true. because anyone can make a picture or a little animation or anything and sit back and admire it. that reaction, that satisfaction is what drives people to create in the first place. but you haven't gotten past level 1 or 2 of "make something > learn >advance." it's like a child who has made a finger painting, believing it to be the best finger painting ever made. because they are a child, the next finger painting they create will generate the same affection. so on and so forth.<br /><br />your sites almost exclusively consist of your babyish-character avatars headpasted into personal nostalgia content. randomly. they are simply glorified nods to your friends. also sprinkled in are racism and uninformed political commentary that amounts to "sudden headpaste/TTS and/or text > no relevance/conclusion." because that's your whole thing. references that only your friends understand and random hatred. Random is the key word here. i forgot to mention your cookiecutter Lurgian characters like Mr. Krabs or whatever the hell you like to reference. Sun Man. there's one. most people here have learned that ytmnd users don't want to see Sun Man or Mr. Krabs. those characters are not interesting. not funny. then you go on to gang up and downvote other peoples sites, often with additional alternate accounts.<br /><br />what it really just amounts to is endless cries for attention that demand recognition (in the form of high ratings) without having to put in any work or think outside your own tiny, tiny box.

Well I cracked and bought another one, since I sent one of my first two to a friend. I decided I wanted an extra one laying around because sometimes shit happens. If for any reason you're out of XL, Large is perfectly fine. Can you draw a picture of Happy Cat on my receipt this time?

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I don't think so. He wouldn't want anyone to know.