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this is exactly why i created the original good show old man

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Man this is old.

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ah ddiknad don't tell me you wanted to see the old man with herpes strut around, lol :)

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Good show old man!

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for realism the first should be a 53 year old man seeking a pedophile relationship..

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Nice. The Kool-Aid man never gets old.

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haha that guy reminds me of the old man in the music video for this song.

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I love how the old man keeps yelling questions at the kid, but interrupts every single time the kid tries to answer.

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^^ Irony, mister Chuck Norris YTMND man. Learn what humor is and then get a job. I'm sure you feel so big and strong for a 13 year old who doesn't have a job.

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Harold, it's Bateman, Patrick Bateman. You're my lawyer so I think you should know: I've killed a lot of people. Some girls in the apartment uptown uh, some homeless people maybe 5 or 10 um an NYU girl I met in Central Park. I left her in a parking lot behind some donut shop. I killed Bethany, my old girlfriend, with a nail gun, and some man uh some old f*ggot with a dog last week. I killed another girl with a chainsaw, I had to, she almost got away and uh someone else there I can't remember maybe a model, but she's dead too. And Paul Allen. I killed Paul Allen with an axe in the face, his body is dissolving in a bathtub in Hell's Kitchen. I don't want to leave anything out here. I guess I've killed maybe 20 people, maybe 40. I have tapes of a lot of it, uh some of the girls have seen the tapes. I even, um... I ate some of their brains, and I tried to cook a little. Tonight I, uh, I just had to kill a LOT of people. And I'm not sure I'm gonna get away with it this time. I guess I'll uh, I mean, ah, I guess I'

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...and? He says "Know who going to find you? Who? Some old man fishin'"

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slow old man

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Kind of old news, but keep spreading it anyway, my man.

The voodoo dick rose out of its box, darted over to the door, and started screwing the keyhole. The whole door shook with the vibrations, and a crack developed down the middle. Before the door could split, the old man said "Voodoo dick, get back in your box!" The voodoo dick stopped, floated back to the box and lay there, quiescent once more. "I'll take it!" said the businessman. The old man resisted, saying it wasn't for sale, but he finally surrendered to $700 in cash. (continued)

"Well, sir, I don't usually mention this, but there is the 'voodoo dick.'" "So what's up with this voodoo dick?" he asked. The old man reached under the counter, and pulled out an old wooden box, carved with strange symbols. He opened it, and there lay a very ordinary-looking dildo. The businessman laughed, and said "Big f*cking deal. It looks like every other dildo in this shop!" The old man replied, "But you haven't seen what it'll do yet." He pointed to a door and said "Voodoo dick, the door." (cont')

He was browsing through the dildos, looking for something special to please his wife, and started talking to the old man behind the counter. He explained his situation. The old man said, "Well, I don't really know of anything that will do the trick. We have vibrating dildos, special attachments, and so on, but I don't know of anything that will keep her occupied for weeks, except -- " and he stopped. "Except what?" the man asked. "Nothing, nothing." "C'mon, tell me! I need something!" (continued)

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hahah howie horny *ss old man 5 my giada is rush part 3

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today i saw a man standing in the middle of the street. he said, "i'm happy, but i don't know if i want to see the day i grow old. in my death bed, i'd rather be wearing a neck brace".

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live our lives twice over? But I can grant you one final wish, you foolish, demanding man." "What is that?" Peter asked. "Choose," the old woman said. Peter thought hard. At length he said, "I should like to live my life again as if for the first time, but without your magic ball. Then I will experience the bad things as well as the good without cutting them short, and at least my life will not pass as swiftly and meaninglessly as a daydream." "So be it," said the old woman. "Give me back my ball."

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Man this thing is so old and overused.. like you momma

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I got a sleeping bag and a guitar and I'm standing at old blind man's ranch and that's about the extent of it.

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one, the marlboro man wasnt just a cowboy. two, smoking cigarettes was popularized in the UK by taking old cigars and wrapping them in scraps of paper. sounds pathetic doenst it.. i mean for the british.. hm

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Fight the man. Or at least fight the guy who used to be the man, but then failed as a company and has resorted to petty lawsuits that have no legal grounding. Yes, their claim has no legal grounding. Look up the legal decision on the court case regarding max vs. that nerdy guy from that old sitcom. Obvious parodies are free from copyright laws regarding the use of logos and other copyrighted materials. The same lack of legal grounding is what stopped scientologists from suing max's *ss to oblivion.

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I'll bet you anything when she gets there she's an old man too

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I got a sleeping bag and a guitar and I'm standing at old blind man's ranch and that's about the extent of it.

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Here I am an old man sitting in this cell, that's the damndest thing I ever seen, you know.

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Old corperates are so out of touch man. seriously.

well ok so some old man at SEGA doesn't want Sonic talking about buttsex. Why not take that one down, since it sucks anyways? And then brush up on our legal options.

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Nice, just like old school G-man. Appear off in the distance or on some high ledge you can't get to, and wander off.

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master... healer... healing... old man...