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Dude, seriously, I've dealt with the EPA in my real life occupation and that's as personal as I'm going to get here - they simply don't do their jobs. At all. Same goes across the whole sector - that's why we privatize everything.<br /><br />I actually agree with your overall point that hand-waving arguments about big government are stupid, because yes, someone needs to build infrastructure and that role needs to be done by the government. The problem in the U.S. is that the government sector consists of two types of people:<br />-Slow, unambitious people that couldn't compete in the private sector (about 90%).<br />-Overly ambitious people with political goals who have no concern for the job they are doing, only using it as a two-year stepping stone to get their foot in the door (about 10%).<br /><br />The former is mostly bureaucratic asshats that just do the bare minimum to keep their 35-hours-a-week job and that's all they want in life. The latter is mostly lawyers. Either way, you have massive incompetence filling the lower-to-middle eschelons of the biggest consumer in the U.S. In many countries, getting a government job is seen as highly desirable - the top graduates from the top universities tend to go to government jobs because of prestige and competitive pay. Here, govt. work is seen as something "for the slow people".<br /><br />Okay, you brought up the EPA. Let's say you graduated from a top engineering school like Stanford or MIT with a degree in environmental engineering - state DEP agencies (which do most of the actual environmental protection work) pay about $20k on average. The big firms pay about $85k. You worked hard to get where you are - which job would you take?<br /><br />Yeah yeah government mandates are based upon public good - but their INTENT is not the question on either side. The problem is they simply don't perform. Okay seriousness over, national policy is not decided on YTMND so it's pointless to delve into this here.

I would want a YTMND shirt too. Like fourest said, people submitted some really cool designs.

we still miss you pde. you never make moon man sites anymore...don't you want to at least piss off gr33nscr33n?

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i bet rocky doesn't want you to avoid spilling spaghetti sauce

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yeah, if someone blew up one of my relatives, I would want that fucker dead

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this bitch ....... i fuckign want to blow heraway.

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I'm in love. I want to marry her.

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I've been around YTMND since 2005 and seen Max change it tons of times. At first it's always annoying but after a week or so I get used to it. If you want to petition Macks to do something, try asking him to IP ban temporaryarm and bring back the RANDOMTMND generator.

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who wants me to open it? *giant unspeakable hellmouth opens in ground with an infernal roar* you want me to open it? *hellmouth vomits forth an army of demons*

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WANT

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heh, throw all the money away on idiot sites that you want, doesn't justify your stupid opinion any more.

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"5. The burden of proof is on you. When you have a wacky theory that you want everybody to believe, you have to provide the evidence. <br />"Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence." -Sagan. "<br />So how about you prove that some guy in a cave in Afghanistan orchestrated it? By the way, the FBI's official website doesn't list 9/11 as one of Osama bin Laden's crimes... When asked why, they said they don't have sufficient evidence to blame him for it.<br /><br />Now, could you possibly address issue raised in this YTMND? No, because there's no way to get around it, but you won't admit because you're a liar.

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see this is all i want out of moon man sites.. just take moon mans head and put it on something..

i wonder what ytmnds of mine will be on this DVD... probably all of them. BTW, i want a share of the "profits"

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if you didnt want to be racist you shouldnt have used the "n" word

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I wanted the HL1

I suddenly want to buy a YTMND shirt out of nostalgia/hipsterism.

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Yeah, I want to know too.

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If you spent a little time with the Worm, you'd want to nuke the west too.

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this is gay stupid. i actually wanted ytmnd to die too.

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I like how you did not correct me about the midlife crisis.<br /><br />If you want to see how handsome we are in comparison, and we can each post pictures of each other in some ytmnd beauty contest

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Oh, and if you want to know what I was actually photographing at that very moment,<br /><br />[site bostonharbor:site]

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Does being an unemployed loser make you want to take your anger out on people, or is it just a midlife crisis?

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faggot, i wanted something funny not gay

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Yeahhh! Alright. It's so uh, it's so great this time of year, my favorite time of year. I love this time of year. There's so much excitement. Also excitement in the sports world, if you're a New Yorker, good news for Yankee fans... uh, this is the latest. George Steinbrenner, did you hear about this?, is close to signing a deal that would bring Randy Johnson to the New York Yankees. (applause) Randy Johnson! Yeah. Uhh, no, everyone's in the spirit though right now, it's great. Only seven more shopping days 'til Christmas. Yeah and uh, it's gettin' pretty intense out there. Here in New York, this is true, uh the stores are so crowded, shoppers have to wait thirty minutes just to make a purchase. That's right. Yeah-- experts say if you want to avoid long lines, shop on the internet.

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"[i]I didn't call you a cheapskate, you fucking drool-lipped bitchmonkey. I called you a braggart[/i]."<br /><br />LOLUMAD?<br /><br />you said before:<br />"[i]I'd give him more money if he did exactly what I say!" Total bullshit. If $50 is a drop in the bucket for you then prove it.[/i]"<br /><br />Isn't this implying that I am a cheapskate because I apparently only gave a small fraction of what I could?<br /><br />I only gave him $100 up to this point because Max has not responded to me. He has not expressed any interest of keeping the site open any longer. Also, the last thing he said to me was condescending at best, or just plain insulting when he said "[i]Your'e pretty gullible, but you have a good heart[/i]".<br /><br />Now, I did intend to give him more donations, but only so much because it does not seem like it will have much difference on anything in terms of site shutdown, that is unless someone proves otherwise. I also tend to prefer to spread out things like donations, rather than a large lump sum.<br /><br />I am not convinced me there is anything wrong with site sponsorships. I think it sets a good example, even from the perspective of those who want max to have as much money as possible. I think when people see that others give good amounts at a charity, they are inspired to give more themselves.<br /><br />"[i]I just refuse to tell you how much I donated to the bitcoin fund because I have both wealth and class,[/i]"<br /><br />Isn't this bragging?<br /><br />"[i]And besides," you continued to brag, "bitcoin is stupid and max is stupid for using it." [/i]"<br /><br />I never said bitcoin was stupid, only I don't know much about it. I also have no idea whether it is going to Max. He himself made the following statement:<br /><br />"[i]What will you do with all your bitcoins?[/i]"

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"...because I wanted to kill her second" (BOOM!)

also that girl on the front page of ytmnd is hott.. i been wanting to bang her since she started doing those.

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fuck you rocky has the right to think whatever he wants and you are a fagget for trying to change who he is

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HEY THIS ISN'T PART OF YOUR COLLECTION! I want a refund.