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Look<br />If you had<br />One shot<br />To sit on your lazy butt<br />And watch all the TV you ever wanted<br />Until your brain turned to mush<br />Would you go for it?<br />Or just let it slip?<br />Yo<br /><br />Remote is ready<br />Eyes wide, palms are sweaty<br />There's Flintstones on the TV already<br />Wilma 'n' Betty<br />No virgin to channel surfin'<br />And I'm HD-ready<br />So I flip<br />Garbage is all I'm getting<br /><br />There's Simon Cowell<br />Who folks wanna disembowel<br />He opens his mouth<br />Always says something foul<br />They're dyin', wow<br />Wannabes are crying now<br />He votes them out<br />Time to throw in the towel<br /><br />Shows based on reality<br />Oh, the humanity!<br />Oh, Ozzy's family<br />Sho' loves profanity<br />Whoa, the insanity<br />Oh, dogs that crap and pee<br />Home of depravity?<br />No, they live happily<br />Yo<br /><br />Plus "Da Ali G Show"<br />And "Celebrity Mole"<br />Oh, and there's Anna Nicole<br />Well, she's scaring me<br /><br />"Look ma, no cavities"<br />Oh, it's a station break<br />Better go out to the kitchen and microwave something<br /><br />"You're gonna lose your mind watchin' TV" They told me, they'd scold me<br />But I'd still tune in every show (show)<br />My cable gets C-SPAN, TV-Land, and HBO<br />The Travel Channel, Discovery, and Lifetime (yo)<br />"You're gonna lose your mind watchin' TV"They told me, cajoled me, "Turn off those music videos" (no)I'm gonna watch C-SPAN, TV-Land, and HBOThe History Channel and QVC and Lifetime (yo)(You're gonna)My butt is achingAs I watch NASCAR racingThat show about undertakingLarry KingTo "24" to "Law And Order"The Weather Channel's boring like "60 Minutes"'s ancient reportersNext up on "E! True Hollywood Story"The rise and decline of twelve actors named CoreyShows for next fall, they've already been namin'"CSI: Boise" and "Touched By An Uncle" both sound pretty lame 'n'So does "Everybody Tolerates Raymond"And "King of Queens" jumped the shark the first minuteI can't believe Richard Simmons ain't in itI'll move right on to "8 Simple Rules For Dating My Teenaged Daughter"Then I betI watch "The Bachelorette"F

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I'd fuck you up like a soup sandwich for saying that shit about the cool mother fuckers I meat last year, fortunately I don't have to worry about know it all assholes at dragon con. Say what you will but I respect every person I met last year unlike your know it all talk down on people for working their way through school ass. I might be a drunk but I have more humility that you will ever have on a good day so fuck off!

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Best music video ever

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It's all I ever asked for in a NEDM joke.

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THIS IS THE BEST YTMND EVER MADE!!

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The writers either gave Gordon one of the least natural lines ever or the actors were just mailing it in at this point.

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gah, got me again.<br /><br />now i'm waiting for the compilation of every interruption fad ever.

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This kind of site doesn't need an image, this has been an established convention ever since PsychoCola made the first square wave site back in 2006.

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hey look, the worst YTMNDer ever is back.

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[b]YOUR ALTS OR CRONIES ARE UPVOTING YOUR COMMENTS AND DOWNVOTING MINE. THERE IS NO COMMUNITY IN THAT NATURE. AND WHEN HAVE YOU EVER AC(c)CIDENTLEY PRESSED THE ACCOUNT DELETE BUTTON? WHAT IM SAYING IS WHAT CHOMSKY IS SAYING. SPORTS IS SEDATING AND YOU ARE FOLLOWING IRATTIONAL AUTHORITURITY, MAKING SURE YOU ARE A GOOD USER.[/b]<br /><br /><br />[u]nevermind, we won't make compromises, we are the zax.[/u]

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2k views for one of the worst sites i've ever seen<br /><br />fuckin sports

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I don't care what it may say about my mental capacity I'll never stop thinking LOL is the funniest thing ever

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i feel like i owe you my life for this ahahahhahahahaa!!!!! this is an absolute masterpiece and the most carefully crafted labor of love ever. Fucking legendary man.

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Best site ever

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[u][b]YOUR NAME IS ANDREW AND EVERYONE ON YTMND WILL KNOW THIS FOREVER AND EVER.[/b][/u]

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Greatest thing ever

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[b]WORST YTMND EVER MADE OF 2006.[/b]

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THIS IS THE FIRST TIME EVER THAT A SITE WITH THE IMAGE DESCRIPTION "EVIL satan" HAS MADE IT TO THE TOP OF UP AND COMING

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what did that cat ever do to you umfuld

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The first time I ever even came close to enjoying that fucking horrible "song." 5 stars for you my friend!

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I wonder if the YTMND super computer will ever update the daily views again<br /><br />It's probably too depressed

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best music ever

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hey letsago, would you ever consider being with me?

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BTW. I just noticed beatingadeadhorse's account was gone and has since been remade today. Great job, Max, lol... The shit you've done today is more hilarious than any YTMND that could ever be made.

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THIS IS ONE OF MY MOST FAVORITE SITES I EVER CREATED AND YET NOBODY HAS EVER LEFT A COMMENT FOR TWO YEARS!

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this is my favorite site ever, holy fuck

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the best part was I was eating salsa during the salsa breaks with no prior knowledge of their existence...thus making me better than anyone else ever

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Oh shit a new alt. Gr33np33n, do you ever get bored?

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HAVE YOU EVER WATCHED INITIAL D?<br /><br />HAVE YOU EVER LISTEN TO EUROBEAT?<br /><br />HAVE YOU EVER EMBRACED BOTH WITHOUT THE PREJUDICES OF BEING A YTMND FAD?<br /><br />ANSWER ME.