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UMFELD?<br /><br />UMFELD?!<br /><br />HE'S NOT EVEN HIDING IT ANYMORE, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.

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[i]Chip Tune Golden Pussies[/i] [i][u]Bleat Off 2012 Summer Jam[/i][/u]: Part [b]ONe[/b]<br /><br />The grass was yellow and curled against the ground as if pressed or styled like hair in the slight valley joining three rolling hills where an old oak stood tall with miles of solitude yet somehow without the proud otherness one tends to set upon old living things. She was waiting for a man to meet her there and she nervously tapped both feet as she stood before the oak and as she danced that way, impatient and judgmental, she pulled down sucking breaths and became increasingly hot. As blinding as it can be to swallow hot air, she knew she did not like that oak tree. It was tall and oddly hunched, not unlike her. It was alone and so for all its strength it dominated nothing, not unlike her. She began cutting off her own thoughts, overthinking inane qualities of what? A tree? She allowed herself to complete one last thought on the matter, for the one quality she possessed that this ugly tree could never represent was, was like, the fuckin big huge blond bush that was like all on top of her fat vagina that had big curly lips that was so dark they were almost brown, which really was surprising if you saw it because she was such a pale skinned old lady. When you spread it open you would be like “Whhoooaaaa” because the inside was bright red, so it was like blond, brown, red, almost like a cheeseburger maybe.

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Candice Bergen and Matt Pinfield are crime fighting terrorist negotiators who met at TGIFriday's on ladies night. "I'll have a coors light, and a long island ice tea for the lady" "I'm sorry sir, but ladies are allowed one free drink, and she had a rum and shasta already" "Damnit I've been negotiating with terrorists all day. Give me a long island ice tea now!" "Is this how you practice negotiating? By acting like an insane bitch and already drunk at- wait, you're a terrorist nogiator?" "Why yes. And it's really stressfull. That's why I'm trying to get that long island ice tea. Let me tell you something, I've been-" "Let me stop you right here. Do you use a megaphone?" "Of course I do jack-ass. Terrorist are always hanging out of 12th story windows with a knife to someone's throat. They don't toss us walkie-talkies, if that's what you're thinking. Now where's that long island ice tea?" Well you see, I host a really long and boring show on MTV called 200 minutes, something or other, and most of my viewers only stay tuned because they fall asleep and can't change the channel. If I can use your megaphone on my show, I can wake them up, and they'll change the channel to animaniacs or something, and then I can lose my job and we can fight crime together. I love you Candice." "Sounds good. But wait, can I still convince people that a lifetime in jail is better than quenching their thirst for vengence, and sacrificing their lives to achieve eternal bliss in heaven?" "Fine, we'll be crime fighters/terrorist negotiators, ok?" "Ok great. If I could just get that drink, we'll be on our way." "The bartender said you can't have it because you already drank the shasta." "Well I'm not paying 6 dollars for a shitty long island ice tea!!!" "I got an idea. We'll split it. I'll chip in 3 dollars and you can just owe me." "Sounds good. BARTENDE- wait a minute! OWE you?! LOLOL Let's arrest this guy for orderly conduct!"

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Just imagine if Jack Ryan hadn't had that scandal that cost him his campaign...<br /><br />We could have Seven of Nine as our first lady.

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Hey there, yeah come on in... You mind if I put on some music? It's the latest from Lady Carrey!

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Jethro Tull with Anderson were and are so unique in the market of other groups. Now these pseudo-musicians and bands are zero compared to music from seventies.<br />I.e. does any of bands now have flute player?<br />Looking at all these Ladies Gaga or hip hop individuals I just close my eyes and ears, this is no music and all these pre-arranged shows, zero options for live and spontaneous performance.

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Moon Man could learn a few things about scoring with the ladies from Chef! :)

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sometimes if im having a bad day i will plug in my speakers and play this pretty loud and do other things around the house and occasionally glance over at the screen and when i see lady gagas stupid jim carey face i get a fuzzy feeling inside.

uncut dicks uncut diiiiiiicks<br /><3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3<br />big lady nipples <3

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The Zane Train has left the station, ladies!

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Jokes gotta come from somewhere lady!

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this is me 1 yr later, im much cooler.. now, new found confidence, new job, can talk better to the ladies, but no gf yet :P

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-1 for Lady Gaga<br />-1 for Pedobear

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I love you pretty lady!

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i'm not entirely sure who that lady is, although i suspect her name is Pipa.

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[i]Ladies?[/i] I'm not sure if that's his target audience. He never mentioned anything about ladies.

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Good luck with the ladies.

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I see you like the ladies with big hairy pussys,

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Should have used a picture of a ginger lady

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so the first thing that came to mind was that that girl was giving danny sandler a handjob an he splooged all these corporate logos all over the place which is why he was laughing all giddily<br /><br />-<br />.<br />[b]LADIES AND GENTLEMEN IT IS MY PROPOSAL THAT THIS SOPA ISSUE IS LIKE AN EJACULATE AND WE NEED TO CLEAN IT UP (STOP IT) BEFORE IT CRUSTIFIES ON OUR NUTSACKS (THE INTERNET) AND KEEPS US FROM BEING ABLE TO TAKE A SHIT (MAKE SITES) COMFORTABLY.[/b]

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and you dumbass, internets not for free entertainment. the government gives you that with propoganda all day on tv. go turn that damn son of a bitch on. it costs 50 dollars a month, like intenret. FUCKING LIAR. internet was about free speech. just the riaa is stupid that anybody would buy their shit, ever. since ,like a long time ago when they started their shit music propoganda campaign using fake artists, such as lady gaga, aka amy winehouse, aka jonbenet ramsye. ahhahaha. aka my ass. to put out shit, fuckign gay music, with no talent, two tons of niggers. and expect you to pay for that shit. it was already discussed lots of years ago about all this. this is just crybaby bullshit and fuck you LIAR.

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do u rmbr that epsidoe when sponebob lost his nametag? and called dat lady betty? turns out her clothes were in da dryer?<br /><br />spongebob makes the face... ಠ_ಠ<br /><br />dats how i try to express what spongebob feels as a single emtioncon... ಠ_ಠ<br /><br />get it? its not dissaporval, its an asberger thing.

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she's a pretty lady. she's got that mid-30s healthy, fun, professional fun-fun appeal. like, i could imagine teaching her how to make mimosas (dork! you;re such a [i]jenni[/i] and i [i]love[/i] that, hun!) and throwing a few back while we watch TV on DVD and i we cuddle and watch battlestar galactica and she listens to me talking intelligently about the plausibility of mankind realizing an actual "cylon future," and we make out and then she drives me home and we hang out again the next day. on the fifth date, [i]screw[/i], and trust me [i]my friend[/i] she's gonna tell me i was the best lay of her life. who knows if that will be true. [i]probably[/i]. even though girls are always telling me that, who knows if it's true. like how girls always tell you that they couldn't tell you were really drunk the first time they meet you at the corporate luncheon at Chilli's. the truth is you were mostly on pills and the night before you did some coke, so you weren;t on point, you were mad weird from all that shit, but you tell her you were drunk and tired also. that's what the fuck you tell her, do you understand me? you can;t let your coworkers know this kind of shit. what the fuck is wrong with you???? speaking of fucks being wrong with a nigga, why do you 5 moonman sites, shizzle? the fucks wrong with you bro

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hotdogs ladies?

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at work just yesterday, a lady gave me her address and she lived on cadwallader street. i was all like "woah."

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And now Ladies and Gentlemen, Jaayyyyy Lennno!

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the lady says "thank you for showing me gay porn". i agree?

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I didn't know Lady Gaga was so talented.

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Nice touch with the lady gaga in the background.

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Ladies and Gentlemen, may I present: Everything.