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[i]"I'm not sure you understand what the word marginally means. "[/i]<br /><br />Ok, lets see if I applied the word correctly: [u]http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/marginal[/u]<br /><br />The english language has many applications of the word. I went with [b]2b.[/b]<br />b : not of central importance <regards violence as a marginal rather than a central problem>; also : limited in extent, significance, or stature <had only marginal success with the business><br /><br />context example given:<br /><br />[b]Examples of MARGINAL[/b]<br /><br />[i]There has been only a [u]marginal[/u] improvement in her condition.[/i]<br /><br />Marginally better, mathematically speaking. 4.27 - 3.76 = 0.51. Or just over half a star. Or 11% of 5 stars.<br /><br />"And I'm a target for group downvoting."<br /><br />Is it because you are such a nice guy? This might work on some guy who just came here, but I have been in and out since 2006. I have seen the stuff you do. Including harass people. Including using alts to mass downvote other people's stuff. So, this complaint is hypocrisy.<br /><br /><br />"If faggot lacrossestar or jimmm posted the sites I posted in November most if not all of them would have scored between 4.40 and 4.70 and you're hopeless if you don't understand that."<br /><br />I'm sure you would prevent that with alt account downvoting.

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No one will ever do anything about the fact that the government is exponetially taking things over. We're at the bottom of the curve right now. Really, we can't do anything for a fundemental reason, we've become so morally decayed that we are now an easy populace to control. All they have to pacify immoral people is redistrubute the wealth to only those that might riot (there's other methods but that's the most used one). In a way, the government is just a reflection of our own moral decadence. You see, moral people cannot be controlled to do malicious acts because they are too just to resist them and will in fact go out of their way to stop people that do evil. But when a populace becomes morally corrupt, then you can easily control them because everyone is too selfish, too cowardly and ignorant to do anything about your suddenly increasing control over society. This is why the the elites simply don't care about people figuring it out, because if they aren't ignorant they're likely to be cowardly and selfish simply because of the aspects of our society. Also, they have a nice database on everyone and can search for specific terms if they ever got scared of a real revolution.<br /><br />Of course, everything is eventually going to collapse down because as we decay we create less and less things of real value meaning the leeches have less to leech off.

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so let me explain why I had/may still have beef with you, and maybe others relate. But first lemme say the only reason why I'm lightened up is because according to SantabotAI you are cool. I have yet to see why but anyway here's where I stand on my issues with you<br /><br />If I understand correctly your "cause" is to be a resistance group against anti-piracy organizations. That's fine and all, but the way you do it is retarded. By flooding ytmnd, a site many of us like myself have been regulars for over 5 years, with no-effort sites of basically music and an image just to "get back" at the riaa or whatever is really quite a nuisance! I'm against anti-piracy groups too, but that's why I simply go to fuckin youtube, copy the url and download the music video or anything else for free instead of going to itunes or a store. If you think about it, the chances of the riaa losing out on a ytmnd user's rebellious uploads is probably slim to none. <br /><br />You don't bother me too much because if you didn't upload garbage someone else will, but just seeing your activity on here is vexing and overall bothersome. <br /><br />Just one question: why the fuck don't you take this to youtube? that's where all the views are. That's what the mpaa/riaa care more about. And they have so much going on there, nobody will be spammed on the small community (e.g. ytmnd) site's newly created list. or you could seed with torrent sites. <br /><br />So therefore in conclusion it's really your stupidity merged with annoying behavior on here that is the reason I think you got some nisa haterz<br /><br />oh one more thing i notice how you're trying to impress the moon krew. One thing I know farkle hates is distorting its image. so associating moon man and your nisa thingie is not suggested to gain respect with them

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so let me explain why I had/may still have beef with you, and maybe others relate. But first lemme say the only reason why I'm lightened up is because according to SantabotAI you are cool. I have yet to see why but anyway here's where I stand on my issues with you<br /><br />If I understand correctly your "cause" is to be a resistance group against anti-piracy organizations. That's fine and all, but the way you do it is retarded. By flooding ytmnd, a site many of us like myself have been regulars for over 5 years, with no-effort sites of basically music and an image just to "get back" at the riaa or whatever is really quite a nuisance! I'm against anti-piracy groups too, but that's why I simply go to fuckin youtube, copy the url and download the music video or anything else for free instead of going to itunes or a store. If you think about it, the chances of the riaa losing out on a ytmnd user's rebellious uploads is probably slim to none. <br /><br />You don't bother me too much because if you didn't upload garbage someone else will, but just seeing your activity on here is vexing and overall bothersome. <br /><br />Just one question: why the fuck don't you take this to youtube? that's where all the views are. That's what the mpaa/riaa care more about. And they have so much going on there, nobody will be spammed on the small community (e.g. ytmnd) site's newly created list. or you could seed with torrent sites. <br /><br />So therefore in conclusion it's really your stupidity merged with annoying behavior on here that is the reason I think you got some nisa haterz<br /><br />oh one more thing i notice how you're trying to impress the moon krew. One thing I know farkle hates is distorting its image. so associating moon man and your nisa thingie is not suggested to gain respect with them

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so let me explain why I had/may still have beef with you, and maybe others relate. But first lemme say the only reason why I'm lightened up is because according to SantabotAI you are cool. I have yet to see why but anyway here's where I stand on my issues with you<br /><br />If I understand correctly your "cause" is to be a resistance group against anti-piracy organizations. That's fine and all, but the way you do it is retarded. By flooding ytmnd, a site many of us like myself have been regulars for over 5 years, with no-effort sites of basically music and an image just to "get back" at the riaa or whatever is really quite a nuisance! I'm against anti-piracy groups too, but that's why I simply go to fuckin youtube, copy the url and download the music video or anything else for free instead of going to itunes or a store. If you think about it, the chances of the riaa losing out on a ytmnd user's rebellious uploads is probably slim to none. <br /><br />You don't bother me too much because if you didn't upload garbage someone else will, but just seeing your activity on here is vexing and overall bothersome. <br /><br />Just one question: why the fuck don't you take this to youtube? that's where all the views are. That's what the mpaa/riaa care more about. And they have so much going on there, nobody will be spammed on the small community (e.g. ytmnd) site's newly created list. or you could seed with torrent sites. <br /><br />So therefore in conclusion it's really your stupidity merged with annoying behavior on here that is the reason I think you got some nisa haterz<br /><br />oh one more thing i notice how you're trying to impress the moon krew. One thing I know farkle hates is distorting its image. so associating moon man and your nisa thingie is not suggested to gain respect with them

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[b]you nothing but a capcom bitch.[/b]<br />you suck at fighting games "too" and play that racist game [b]faggot fighter.[/b]<br />see you only like it because its there and you have access [b]but its capcoms fault for snk's bankrupt.[/b]<br />and now you and your jock friends are playing [b]FaggotFighterxSUCKSken[/b] and now you only play SUCKSken because your favorite black stereotype is in it-- [i]The game is fucking clunky and it is a party game, [b]NOT[/b] a fighting game.[/i] I can beat you in any CPS-2 game [b]because i don't have to fucking use roundhouse or strongpunch[/b] cuz all fighter -pros use [i]the four finger line[/i] which you faggot, use your gay ass foxcomm controller. <br /><br />[b]i bet you never played sf1 or sf3 and is being manly not to play it well your nothing but pussy so sit down right there while i hyperbomb your ass with alex up your holland-tunnel sized asshole.[/b]

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so let me explain why I had/may still have beef with you, and maybe others relate. But first lemme say the only reason why I'm lightened up is because according to SantabotAI you are cool. I have yet to see why but anyway here's where I stand on my issues with you<br /><br />If I understand correctly your "cause" is to be a resistance group against anti-piracy organizations. That's fine and all, but the way you do it is retarded. By flooding ytmnd, a site many of us like myself have been regulars for over 5 years, with no-effort sites of basically music and an image just to "get back" at the riaa or whatever is really quite a nuisance! I'm against anti-piracy groups too, but that's why I simply go to fuckin youtube, copy the url and download the music video or anything else for free instead of going to itunes or a store. If you think about it, the chances of the riaa losing out on a ytmnd user's rebellious uploads is probably slim to none. <br /><br />You don't bother me too much because if you didn't upload garbage someone else will, but just seeing your activity on here is vexing and overall bothersome. <br /><br />Just one question: why the fuck don't you take this to youtube? that's where all the views are. That's what the mpaa/riaa care more about. And they have so much going on there, nobody will be spammed on the small community (e.g. ytmnd) site's newly created list. or you could seed with torrent sites. <br /><br />So therefore in conclusion it's really your stupidity merged with annoying behavior on here that is the reason I think you got some nisa haterz<br /><br />oh one more thing i notice how you're trying to impress the moon krew. One thing I know farkle hates is distorting its image. so associating moon man and your nisa thingie is not suggested to gain respect with them

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There is nothing NSFW here at all ass

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um because I can't, so hating is all there is left :D

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"Early on, we saw a bulge in the southwest corner between floors 10 and 13, and we had put a transit on that and we were pretty sure she was going to collapse. You actually could see there was a visible bulge, it ran up about three floors." <br /><br />The building was structurally unsound after one of the twin towers fell partly onto it. There was a gash in the building running 20 floors, and fires spreading throughout. There were creaking and groaning noises coming from inside the building. They decided they couldn't risk sending people in there, in case it came down on top of them, WHICH WAS EXACTLY WHAT THE TWIN TOWERS HAD JUST DONE, WIPING OUT 300 OF THEM. This tower collapsed on its own sometime later. Firefighters are trained to assess this kind of thing, and they made the right call, which was to pull their people out and let the damage take its own course. Nobody went in there because the building was already showing signs that it was UNSTABLE, that is to say, PRONE TO THE LIKELIHOOD OF FALLING DOWN.<br /><br />Read the article I posted, dipshit. Or do your own research. It's all there. And you'll notice there's a critical lack of complaints or concerns or questions or conspiracy theories from anyone WHO WAS ACTUALLY THERE AT THE TIME. 'Truthers.' I can't fucking believe you people.

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Hayden: Yeah. There was enough there and we were marking off. There were a lot of damaged apparatus there that were covered. We tried to get searches in those areas. By now, this is going on into the afternoon, and we were concerned about additional collapse, not only of the Marriott, because there was a good portion of the Marriott still standing, but also we were pretty sure that 7 World Trade Center would collapse. Early on, we saw a bulge in the southwest corner between floors 10 and 13, and we had put a transit on that and we were pretty sure she was going to collapse. You actually could see there was a visible bulge, it ran up about three floors. It came down about 5 o’clock in the afternoon, but by about 2 o’clock in the afternoon we realized this thing was going to collapse. <br /><br />Firehouse: Was there heavy fire in there right away?<br /><br />Hayden: No, not right away, and that’s probably why it stood for so long because it took a while for that fire to develop. It was a heavy body of fire in there and then we didn’t make any attempt to fight it. That was just one of those wars we were just going to lose. We were concerned about the collapse of a 47-story building there. We were worried about additional collapse there of what was remaining standing of the towers and the Marriott, so we started pulling the people back after a couple of hours of surface removal and searches along the surface of the debris. We started to pull guys back because we were concerned for their safety. <br /><br />Firehouse: Chief Nigro said they made a collapse zone and wanted everybody away from number 7— did you have to get all of those people out?<br /><br />Hayden: Yeah, we had to pull everybody back. It was very difficult. We had to be very forceful in getting the guys out. They didn’t want to come out. There were guys going into areas that I wasn’t even really comfortable with, because of the possibility of secondary collapses. We didn’t know how stable any of this area was. We pulled everybody back probably by 3 or 3:30 in the afternoon. We said, this building is going to come down, get back. It came down about 5 o’clock or so, but we had everybody backed away by then. At that point in time, it seemed like a somewhat smaller event, but under any normal circumstances, that’s a major event, a 47-story building collapsing. It seemed like a firecracker after the other ones came do

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You, are everything that is wrong with this fucking place. Let's hold everything as if it's 2006! It's not you and your fucking but buddy are getting old... So am I, just shut the fuck up and let the younger folks take over you stupid fuck. Really, you and your fucking alt voting are the thing that is killing this place. Oh my fucking god, something does not live up to fucking 2006 standards!!! Gasp! You are a fucking idiot of the highest order of magnitude. <br /><br />People do make good sites and this is one of them. Get fucked and die in a fire. Go collect another government check and buy another pack of cigarettes you shit bag mother fucker. I'm sorry but if YTMND is the last thing you are holding on to... you are fucked up like a soup sandwich. I have seen you personally downvoat good fucking sites for what ever reason I can only imagine. I am done fucking with you, really, get fucked and die in a fire. <br /><br />Like every person that has the answer to all that ails you are a fucking snake oil salesmen of the highest order. You are killing this fucking place Umfuld. Get out, you no longer have what brought you here. I am nearly there myself. I would say that you are a dick but you are eclipsed by gr33n, so you are not even good at that. <br /><br />You guys are architects of a failed fucking dream. You want to fuck with me, you are on. I will negate every fucking down vote you whistle dicks make. In case I didn't say it before, GET FUCKED AND DIE IN A FIRE. I have played by the rules until now and I am going to negate any fucking consequence you shit bags have here. Ban me max.

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Dude, you and moonmanfan make the best fucking sites! You particularly, I like the idea that moonman might just be so fucked up that he has lost his way... Perhaps someday he will return to his musical talent but who knows... Hard to say. I can say that I still 5 moonman sites that make me laugh and this is one of them. I can even find the KKK chant funny if in the right circumstance. But there is a rift forming, and the moonkrew's support of santabot I can not stand for. Downvote any site I make because I said that if it makes you feel better. I am tired of nigger and all that shit. I want to return moonman to his original harmless talent and appreciate him there. Unfortunately I run into legitimate racists enough that it is no longer funny. I like your sites though milkhuman, they are original and funny.

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Also shouldn't f1re be the one with the leffe? not that I don't drink and enjoy it, it's just that he had it in his picture in all... Perhaps if there is a 3rd part you can put a cheap plastic 1.75 L of bourbon in my hand.

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Thanks for all the kind words, guys. I'd love to see more like this. I absolutely love the idea of high resolution .GIF files - it's just a shame Windows Vista and 7 removed support for active wallpapers using HTML and GIF. There's no way to really view these as a wallpaper. I think the closest you can get is making it a video file, then using desktop wallpaper features of a video player like VLC. I have a strong belief that quality "HD" YTMND's like this can bring a big following back to this great site. The kicker is that the size on this YTMND is no larger than the average YTMND - because most people simply do not bother to compress their work!<br /><br />This was captured from my blu-ray disc using AnyDVD to beat the encryption and allow me to play using Media Player Classic HD. I strung them all together with CS5 afterwards and tweaked compression and brightness to reduce blackness artifacts. Using Photoshop for .GIFs is INSANELY easy and I highly recommend googling a tutorial and using that instead of any GIF making software. Furthermore, it's always a good idea to run your audio through dbpoweramp or another program to compress it when uploading. <br /><br />The funniest part of the whole thing? The ending scene is fairly long, has A LOT of frames, of course. [b]Towards the end, Deniro actually [u]blinks[/u] when he's supposed to be dead.[/b] Guess they missed it in post processing, but easily noticeable on the blu-ray edition of the film.<br /><br />Thanks for the favorites and comments!

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You don't like this site therefore you voted 1 <br />thats not a big deal<br />in all fairness this is not my best site<br />i have been responding to your comments<br />i am not attacking you<br /><br />i think that there are good and bad moon man sites<br />people should vote based on their opinion on the material in question

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this is nothing to cry about<br />you said "right. homos have no rights. "<br />in response to this site talking about moon crews rightful place as overlords of the internet<br /><br />on the moon crew forums you said<br />"FARKLE IS KICKED, HE'S TOLERANT. SANTABOT IS GAY. HE'S A QUEER. YOU KICK A GUY FOR SITTING THERE BEING BLACK. AND THEN YOU TALK TO A FAGGOT SITTING THERE, AND MAKING A SHITLOAD OF SITES. AND PUTTING MOON MAN IN QUEER SHIT"<br /><br />in response farkle said "As for faggotry, Moon Man does not engage in it. moonman probably engages in all sorts of gay acts, but he is a faggot and that is to be expected. Now, SantaBot is apparently some sort of gay sex crazed Santa, but his buttsex escapades are unimportant when it comes to Moon Man's reputation. Moon Man is not a faggot, even though he occasionally anally rapes things. Moon Man usually anally rapes men to spread aids (which Moon Man is unharmed by, but he carries it to spread it to minorities and such), not for a love of gay cock and butts. "<br />&<br />because I went over the character limit i will continue this in the next response

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i think it's time to bid ytmnd adieu. i have fond memories of the '05 to '06 era, but i think 2007 was really a twilight year for this place.<br /><br />there are "two" types i see here now: those who make things worse, and those who maintain the status quo.<br />to all you basement dwellers (you know who you are, sir), have fun playing with yourself. anyone who's been here that many years and refuses to face reality has emotionally vested themselves in their account beyond a point that is healthy.<br /><br />maybe, just maybe, someday you will drop your bitterness and be able to let go. or you'll cling to that sinking mast to the stupid end, unable to move on. lol

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i think it's time to bid ytmnd adieu. i have fond memories of the '05 to '06 era, but i think 2007 was really a twilight year for this place. <br /><br />there are "two" types i see here now: those who make things worse, and those who maintain the status quo.<br />to all you basement dwellers (you know who you are, sir), have fun playing with yourself. anyone who's been here that many years and refuses to face reality has emotionally vested themselves in their account beyond a point that is healthy. <br /><br />maybe, just maybe, someday you will drop your bitterness and be able to let go. or you'll cling to that sinking mast to the stupid end, unable to move on. lol

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You go to a christmas party at a friend's house, and for some reason, Orson Welles is there. Everyone is talking about it. No one can figure out who knows him. The hostess, a woman you went to college with, just shrugs, her eyes alight with surprise and happy confusion. You don't see Orson Welles, but you can hear him in the other room.<br /> She says she hopes she has enough wine for Orson. She shows you the refrigerator, which is completely full of boxes of Paul Masson white wine. From top to bottom, there is nothing else. "It's like a rap music video directed by Garrison Keillor," you say. <br /> As Orson Welles's voice booms from room to room, the glass vibratesin the windows, and the hostess worries that her Christmas ornaments are going to spontaneously shatter. But they don't, and everyone has a good time. The party does not stop. At midnight, you and Orson Welles make a liquor run, but the shop os closed, and Orson shakes the metal grate in front of the shop window, yelling incoherently. "We are only meat that dreams!" he yells. He's angry, but he's laughing. Then suddenly you are all out on the hostess's patio. The night is ending, the sun is coming up, and you are all eating sushi off of Orson Welles's bare stomach. "I'm tired," he tells you, "I'm tired of feeding you all."

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Well, in all fairness it kinda spoiled the joke for me too. But the part where waldo give him a friendly smile and wave after the dave called him a motherfucker recovered. Kinda "oh hey there, yea this is me, motherfucker in the stripped shirt."

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i don't get how you're able to mass produce these sites. is there some child labor factory in Singapore you outsource to who slave away on questionable ytmnds all day?

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I don't know from creative, but thanks. <br /><br />And CM, I simp-ithize with you here. This is a nice playground. Or was. But now you don't want to bring your toddlers, your creations, around because of all the graffiti and smoking teens. You wonder how much nicer it could be if maybe the park designer cared more... Maybe if they sic'd cops on the skaters... I mean there were some hot moms who used to come here who dug you - gave you smiles, good conversation, and the hope you could get something going - but all the trash and shady, lurking characters scared them off. In many ways, it's a damn shame.<br /><br />But your kids don't care. There's swings and slides and a kick-ass obstacle course. Just stay away from the sandbox 'cuz I think some homeless dewd took a crap in it.

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ALL 50 STATES BEOTCH...the real hell hole is California. Nothing ever leaves when it ends up there.

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This site is awesome because it reminds me of when MK first came out in theaters and I watched it all the time. There was this one kid who I was enemies with came to watch it one time when I was at the movies, too. After the movie, we all walked out of the theater and there was that kid, trying to copy the moves he saw in Mortal Kombat with his friends. I screamed out "MORTAL FAGGOT!" at him, and some girl beside me was like, "Mortal Faggot, what?" True story, which is why it's pointless and boring, but now sounds cool because of PSA Guy.

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This is seriously disgusting. Does not belong on ytmnd at all. Theres a line and it's definitely been crossed here.

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I complained about those types of "straight-rip" sites a lot, but nothing changed, and YTMND kept chugging along. I later realized, however, that they appealed to a certain audience. They made YTMND accessible for those who weren't able/willing to dedicate hours or days of time and effort towards making a YTMND and were just looking for a place on the internet to goof off or blow off steam with stupid jokes and often purposely shitty edits and atrocious sound. The novelty or absurdity of a web domain dedicated to a repeating picture with huge zooming text and an endlessly replaying sound clip is intrinsically funny and ridiculous, after all.<br /><br />Are noise sites or sites such as these really any better or worse than the old "straight-rip" sites from back then? <br /><br />No matter your efforts to separate the wheat from the chaff, there will always be chaff. And chaff is nice, too.

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i, the [i]ROUGE COCK[/i] was traveling through the nighttime mist on my motorbike down [i]ROUTE 66[/i], as i did always on this time of year to travel to the [i]FESTIVAL OF FOREVER LIGHTS[/i] which takes place, every year, at the very end of [i]ROUTE 66[/i], on the very edge of the cliff. My motorbike was chud chud chudding along, like it never has before.<br />"oh no!" was the thought my brain replied with to the strange situation. "i must have forgotten to fill my motorbike tank up with gasoline!" which is a strange situation considering i have never forgotten to fill up my motorbike tank with gasoline!<br />as the bike chuddered and studded towards the side of the road, dying with it's last breathe it said "CHHUUUUUUD" with a cough, and with that the motorbike chudded it's last stud.<br />"What shall i do with the body" my brain said. "I know, it will be buried at the [i]"PRE-" FESTIVAL OF FOREVER LIGHTS[/i] when we get there!<br />and with that, initiated the ceremony i had just invented, ejaculating the first psalm of [i]THE WINTER HYMNO[/i], a psalm i had also just invented. because you see, there is no [i]"PRE-" FESTIVAL OF FOREVER LIGHTS[/i], i made it all up because my bike got killed, and so it goes that i had to invent a new first psalm.<br />i had killed my bike. what had i done?<br />Where i had gone wrong was i had not filled up the tank in time for the [i]FESTIVAL OF FOREVER LIGHTS[/i] and the long, long road into blacken mist all together down the forever road, myself and my bike, always together, now and [i]NOT[/i] forever.<br />"one day again i will see you," my breathe spewed into the night.<br />I SCREAMED WITH LAMENT INTO THE NIGHT!<br />and with that, i held the bike gently, one hand on the handlebars with the other hand on the back tire-iron, and with that i threw the bike into the first car on the oncoming traffic.<br />when the car crashed, to my behold, a beautiful young woman stepped out of the crash wearing a long red dress, high, high heels (twelve inches even!) and with hair so long and red in a "[i]BEVERLEY CRUSHER[/i] style and manner of hanging lightly around her shoulders, falling whimsically to her waistline.<br />"what have i done?" cried the woman to the night, not noticing me. "i have forgotten to fill my car tank with gasoline!"<br /><br />[u]and with tha

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i, the [i]ROUGE COCK[/i] was traveling through the nighttime mist on my motorbike down [i]ROUTE 66[/i], as i did always on this time of year to travel to the [i]FESTIVAL OF FOREVER LIGHTS[/i] which takes place, every year, at the very end of [i]ROUTE 66[/i], on the very edge of the cliff. My motorbike was chud chud chudding along, like it never has before.<br />"oh no!" was the thought my brain replied with to the strange situation. "i must have forgotten to fill my motorbike tank up with gasoline!" which is a strange situation considering i have never forgotten to fill up my motorbike tank with gasoline!<br />as the bike chuddered and studded towards the side of the road, dying with it's last breathe it said "CHHUUUUUUD" with a cough, and with that the motorbike chudded it's last stud.<br />"What shall i do with the body" my brain said. "I know, it will be buried at the [i]"PRE-" FESTIVAL OF FOREVER LIGHTS[/i] when we get there!<br />and with that, initiated the ceremony i had just invented, ejaculating the first psalm of [i]THE WINTER HYMNO[/i], a psalm i had also just invented. because you see, there is no [i]"PRE-" FESTIVAL OF FOREVER LIGHTS[/i], i made it all up because my bike got killed, and so it goes that i had to invent a new first psalm.<br />i had killed my bike. what had i done?<br />Where i had gone wrong was i had not filled up the tank in time for the [i]FESTIVAL OF FOREVER LIGHTS[/i] and the long, long road into blacken mist all together down the forever road, myself and my bike, always together, now and [i]NOT[/i] forever.<br />"one day again i will see you," my breathe spewed into the night.<br />I SCREAMED WITH LAMENT INTO THE NIGHT!<br />and with that, i held the bike gently, one hand on the handlebars with the other hand on the back tire-iron, and with that i threw the bike into the first car on the oncoming traffic.<br />when the car crashed, to my behold, a beautiful young woman stepped out of the crash wearing a long red dress, high, high heels (twelve inches even!) and with hair so long and red in a "[i]BEVERLEY CRUSHER[/i] style and manner of hanging lightly around her shoulders, falling whimsically to her waistline.<br />"what have i done?" cried the woman to the night, not noticing me. "i have forgotten to fill my car tank with gasoline!"<br /><br />[u]and with tha

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[b]although i haven't played pikmin in many years, i am informing everyone about why pikmin isn't just a game anymore. what i'm trying to say is, it's a generational thing. just like all those new mario games and people waiting for "doom 4." you have to take it beyond the idea of a franchise name, and look at it is a generational thing that only a target audience plays and grows with (who of course, become the trapped loyal consumers).[/b]<br /><br />but the point is, [u]there is a new girl character in the game that looks slutty.[/u]