?HALTMND: Malcom |
Comradvolk |
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2010-02-14 |
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You know I'm the owner of breakingbadzone.com? I shut it down about a week ago cause it wasn't profitable. If you're a big fan of the show though, you may have been there.
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?The Grand Diabeetus army of Teabaggers |
mormonator |
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2010-05-18 |
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When you act and look ridiculous, then I will mock you. I've worked for a gunsmith for a few years and ran a table periodically at local gun shows for my former employer. I know when I see pathetic losers wanting to be commandos and feeling big for once because their carrying a weapon. Freedom is defended by an objective active politik body. If you think guns our a good defense against the U.S. Government ask an Iraqi how that worked out for them. Most single issue so called 2nd Amendment voters hide behind their weak argument that its to keep the government in check. Anyways, the government created the 2nd Amendment to privatize homeland defense and its not an individual right. I believe it should be, but it is not, despite the activist actions of our current Supreme court.
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?what happend to Aunt Jemima |
Gremlinz |
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2010-05-22 |
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Jacob pulls down his pants and shows Marcy his big white uncut cock with pillow mounds of blond pubic hair fluffy up around its base. He has a partial erection. Marcy pulls down the neck of her shirt and pulls out a big soft breast. Her nipple and areola is so dark compared to her milky white skin.<br /><br />ok, so Marcy has so much dark black pubic hair. She lets Jacob eat out/fuck her yummy puah puah and in the end I got a boner just typing this. Thanks for making this site, faggot.
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?(smoke) |
LegoLewdite |
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2010-05-23 |
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and then the camera zooms out through the clouds, out of the atmosphere, out of the solar system, out of the galaxy (you can see star trek flying by) out of a cluster of galaxies (you can see the death star and a giant blue projection of obi wan) then finally we're zoomed out so much that we realize the Lost universe is just an electron spinning in the atom existing in another lost universe starting to happen. then it zooms all through that shit to and lo and behold the next atom up is a pube atom on the big beautiful bush of kate being eaten out by me (im like jacob in that universe) kate has such perky dark brown nipples and big bush i just cant not eat her out she has big wrinkly lebia lips, i make her Princess Lebia of the island and i have hairy pussy sex every day, just like i do in this very universe. also: in the lickit > jacob > hairy kate universe i get to see/touch all the hairy pussies of all the hot girls from the show and i get a big surprised cock when i find out Juliette has a big orange hairy pussy.
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?Squeeze it out |
fearcondom |
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2010-06-01 |
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IM A REALLY BIG FAN OF CONAN, ESPECIALLY SINCE HE TOOK OVER THE "TONIGHT'S SHOW" LOL, HILARIOUS JOKES.. IM MAKING HILARIOUS JOKES
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?WE ARE GOING TO AUSTRAAAAALIAAAAA... |
jnthnyu |
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2010-09-14 |
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i was an oprah audience member for the show when we all looked under our seats and found a photo of oprah's big beautiful hairy pussy with twice the beef curls and three times the nappies. there was also a usb stick with a digital copy.
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?The Lovie Smiths - Big Doug Yells Again |
Father-McKenzie |
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2010-10-09 |
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No, it's from Mulley and Hanley (another show on the Score). They have the "Big Doug" segment is every Friday during football season.
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?Andy Has Outgrown His Toys |
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2010-10-29 |
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you should have had Andy pull out a dildo and then shown a super-close-up underneath the little girl's dress, showing her panties becoming soaked. and then, an x-ray shot through the mom's jeans, showing a big beautiful brown bush all stuck together with pussy juice. you could also do a zoom around and show her asshole clench. then, while Andy explains that he needs someone special to take care of his fake dicks, you could have him taking a pair of scissors and cutting out the crotch of the mom's jeans. then he could tickle mom's clit with his bulby dickhead while holding the little girl's face into his hairy ass crack while he farts. have the dad watching from the window, jerking off. he cums on the glass and then a puppy runs up and eats it.<br /><br />you could title the site "Good Dog."
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?kathy bates endorses danimals |
HarveyMilk |
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2010-12-04 |
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howdy folks its me again<br />got a message to convey<br />i'm so confused what's to lose<br />i think i might turn gay<br />on the day my bitch left<br />she said stick it up your rear<br />she never thought she'd hear these words<br />woo your mustache is so tickly down there<br />drill my ass<br />oh god it's so tight<br />drill my ass<br />this is my first time<br />drill my ass<br />i love you/love you too<br />i live with bill its such a thrill<br />we get it on so fine<br />we tend our garden everyday<br />sometimes we get 69<br />play dress up and have puppet shows<br />we skip and dance and sing<br />he's so helpful he shaves my back<br />mark it's my turn to wear the cowboy hat<br />it's so hard<br />it feels so right<br />it's so hard<br />the way he holds me<br />it's so hard<br />i could just die<br />when we go drinking<br />it's so hard<br />the we start thinking<br />but doin it to liberace<br />then we bake a quiche<br />we went to church he held my hand<br />i gazed into his eyes<br />he kissed my ear i said oh dear<br />my shaft began to rise<br />he wispered let's get married<br />i squeeked and shouted yes<br />suddenly our live a big mess<br />he wore a tux i wore a big pink dress<br />drill my ass<br />not sure i'm right<br />drill my ass<br />what was i thinking<br />drill my ass<br />i like bull fights<br />drill my ass<br />no more knittng<br />drill my ass<br />no more skipping<br />i tried it once a whole 6 monthsso long mustach
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?What happens when Alex Jones visits the UK ? |
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2011-05-04 |
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I've done enough listening to Art Bell show and heard the whole pantheon of conspiracy kooks, and they all come off as Mr. Infallible and privy to the " big secret" ... it seems to me Mr. Jones' particular schtick is that he doesn't talk in hushed, concerned tones like most of them do. Jones seems to enervate his listeners with a speaking style that says "let the black helicopters be damned" <br /><br /> Also, his imitation of English people on what I assume is an English radio show is pretty low class.
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?(nsfw) kkkramer |
xoc |
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2006-11-21 |
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it shows exactly what went on. i didnt even realize how big of pieces of shit them niggers where until i heard this. it explains it exactly. them niggers where pieces of shit, and wouldn't shutup for a show, the show should be put on halt for fucking niggers ruiningeverything. stfu. good thing you made here. put a pause in the show to get rid of distractions is what you do, and this is good.
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?Closing Credits 2011 |
kekko |
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2011-06-11 |
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Thank you everybody. This may be my last site for this summer. My computer gets too hot in a 110°F environment (especially in July) and I can't afford an air conditioner or a new computer. I may be able to check messages, or watch a few sites, but nothing more than that.<br />I did this site in 3 days, it seems a little too much, but I wasn't sure about how to show the situation comically. The problem is, I don't find the whole scandal a funny thing, so I had to include other things for a comedic effect (the emoticons and avatars are a good example). Some of you pointed out there is too much, and too many endings. Now that I think of it, that's right: the YTMND seems to be over but then there's another thing right after, just like the Weiner scandal. New details emerge and people are talking again.<br />Personally, I don't find the whole scandal a big deal. So far he's been doing a good job as a congressman, right? So why is everybody ridiculing his political achievements because of his sex life?
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?Straw Poll Winner |
GaryGnu |
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2011-09-25 |
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god I hate Romney. The last thing this country needs is another big government social conservative. If it's down to romney or obama, things will continue as usual. romney will likely try to show he can fight more wars than obama if elected, and a couple other minor differences<br /><br />If it is down to those 2, I will probably leave america
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?CONTESTmnd, the new Contest on YTMND |
lickitwellhiem |
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2011-11-30 |
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well, no, not necessarily a PORN site.<br />EROTIC doesn't have to mean explicitly showing sexual penetration.<br /><br />Just imagine that this beautiful woman invited you on a camping trip with a group of friends, but everyone crapped out and cancelled.<br />so, you go with her by yourself and in the tent at night she tells you that it's her birthday and she didn't think anyone needed to know because at her age, birthdays aren't really a big deal anymore.<br />then she tells you she hasn't had sex in almost a year.<br />just think about stuff like that and bring that to the table when you make your site.<br /><br />what's in it for you?<br />the sexual satisfaction you'll get out of brainstorming / making the site, first in your boxers and eventually in no boxers.
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?Drew Brees Has Gone Insane |
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2010-02-15 |
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2 seconds ago Agamemnon316 searched for "breasts".<br />26 seconds ago Agamemnon316 viewed ?Girl With Big Breasts Hypnotizes You.<br />35 seconds ago Agamemnon316 searched for "breasts".<br />38 seconds ago Agamemnon316 searched for "breasts".<br />45 seconds ago Agamemnon316 viewed ?(nsfw) Malin REALLY Exposes Her Breasts (No Bel Air'd).<br />52 seconds ago Agamemnon316 searched for "breasts".<br />1 minute ago Agamemnon316 viewed ?(nsfw) LOL Breastfeeding (NSFW!).<br />1 minute ago Agamemnon316 searched for "breasts".<br />1 minute ago Agamemnon316 viewed ?DO NOT PUT NIPPLES ON FLOOR.<br />2 minutes ago Agamemnon316 searched for "breasts".<br />2 minutes ago Agamemnon316 searched for "breasts".<br />2 minutes ago Agamemnon316 viewed ?Vons Has Only One Weakness.<br />2 minutes ago Agamemnon316 searched for "breasts".<br />2 minutes ago Agamemnon316 viewed ?YesYes: No No! Yes...Yes!.<br />2 minutes ago Agamemnon316 searched for "breasts".<br />2 minutes ago Agamemnon316 viewed ?They're all jiggly!.<br />2 minutes ago Agamemnon316 searched for "breasts".<br />2 minutes ago Agamemnon316 viewed ?(nsfw) Manatee...er..Breasts = FUNNY.<br />2 minutes ago Agamemnon316 searched for "breasts".<br />2 minutes ago Agamemnon316 viewed ?(nsfw) big boobs/tits/breasts/jugs/melons WHATEVER THEY'RE HUGE.<br />2 minutes ago Agamemnon316 searched for "breasts".<br />3 minutes ago Agamemnon316 viewed ?Malin Exposes Her Breasts.<br />3 minutes ago Agamemnon316 searched for "breasts".<br />3 minutes ago Agamemnon316 viewed ?Don't Look at Amanda's Breasts!.<br />3 minutes ago Agamemnon316 searched for "breasts".<br />3 minutes ago Agamemnon316 viewed ?(nsfw) Sean Says Yes To Big Breasts.<br />3 minutes ago Agamemnon316 searched for "breasts".<br />3 minutes ago Agamemnon316 viewed ?Punky's Breast Show Ever!!.<br />4 minutes ago Agamemnon316 searched for "breasts".<br />4 minutes ago Agamemnon316 viewed ?(nsfw) Perfect Boobs.<br />4 minutes ago Agamemnon316 searched for "breasts".<br />4 minutes ago Agamemnon316 viewed ?(nsfw) How to tell if your son is gay.<br />4 minutes ago Agamemnon316 searched for "breasts".<br />4 minutes ago Agamemnon316 searched for "boobs".<br />4 minutes ago Agamemnon316 viewed ?Sean Connery Loves Boobs.<br />4 minutes ago Agamemnon316 searched for "boobs".<br />4 minutes ago Agamemnon3
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?All your land are belong to us. (FIXED) |
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2006-09-27 |
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MAX YOU CHEAP MOTHA FUCKA! Check the fucking support inbox. I sponsored this shit last fucking week and it never showed up, I still have the paypal receipt (big fucking surprise there, I got charged for nothing) Enjoy the loaf of rye bread I bought you!
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?BATMAN 21 of 100 |
BatmanYTMND |
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2012-06-17 |
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good one, through me off. I was all captivated, then some dude showed up in a pimped out ride... . Check out my lord of the rings ytmnd im making though... im finishing it after i watch some big floppy tits porn.
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?Jimmie Dimmick Hates Candy Sprinkles |
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2012-06-20 |
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I had a super religious Grandmother who convinced my mother that the Smurfs were satanic; that was the big no-watch show, the Smurfs. The Flintstones were also very suspicious because there was "no such thing as cavemen" but somehow they were allowed.
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?Roughhouse |
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2013-05-31 |
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I feel like an undergrad admissions officer, reading app essays by high school kids that try really, really hard to use those big "essay words" but the context shows how uncomfortable they are with using them.
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?OUT OF OFFICE |
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2013-06-23 |
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yea man cause he forgot the hdr and the stupiod big assscreen size then the charge so it doesnt show on a flat thin long stupid tv a little stupid damn square and then you charge me for it. forgot that part
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?Which YTMND troll are you 2? (press esc ONLY i... |
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See, that's the difference between a liberal arts BA vs. a BFA from a trade school. You basically received the arts & humanities equivalent of a certificate. You might as well have gone to school with Sally Struthers for "gun repair" or done Nail Technician School for what your education is worth beyond the scope of a few technical skills. And it shows in every aspect of your life.<br /> <br />Now I understand why you are so self-impressed by the fact that you learned some shit about database design or how to use 3-d motion software. Or why you thought it was a big deal to make $62,000 in one year or that you could afford a Honda Civic. Or why, instead of comparing yourself to the millions of college grads who outperform you every single day, you compare yourself to the billions of human who aren't lucky enough to go to college at all. Or why, whenever you argue on the internet, the best you can muster is to grab the first few sentences from a smattering of results in a Google search, as opposed to cite real research or substantiated study. It's more than mere mediocrity: it's because you are a [b]fucking retarded moron[/b].<br /> <br />So, that being the case, try to see which fucking retarded moron is you: [site tomakealongstoryshort:site]
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In each episode, Roy shows a short film on his portable, fold-up television, often featuring segments from La Linea, an Italian animated series about a little man who is drawn (using a single line) at the beginning of the segment and then springs to life, communicating with his animator through high-pitched Italian mixed with gibberish. Francine, Roy, and Danny sing a song together as the Space Coasters in each episode (sometimes originals like "Wacky Talk", sometimes older songs like "Be a Clown" or covers of '60s and '70s hits), and the various puppet characters often sing songs as well.<br /><br />A few years into the show's run, the MTV-like "Rockin' with Rory" segment began where a DJ named Rory would introduce "Danny and the Space Coasters" performing cover tunes. There was also other additions to the show including Baffle, Big Jock Ox, and the Huggles. While the action was mostly videotaped on the space set, it was not unusual for the characters to venture down to Earth for filmed musical numbers.
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So, basically, you're one of those losers who is soooo fucking Aspie OCD that you can't help ourself but sit around all day doing this shit, huh? Like, you should be on one of those sad fucking TLC shows, like My Weird Addiction, alongside some lady who eats paint and a guy who can't stop shoving his shit back into his anus. You're just that fucking big of a loser.
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?YTMND Archive Suggestions |
Omicron2 |
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... whoa, settle down Beavis.<br /><br />The only thing I said is that there are some people archiving site assets, while others (such as you) are doing the Youtube thing. Planet is plenty big enough for both formats, no reason to turn this into some strange war.<br /><br />No one is "not showing respect" to the "ex-youtube users," some just prefer one format while others like the more original YTMND style.<br /><br />I can't help you with Youtube problems, you want to battle copywrite claims on a MULTI-BILLION dollar company? Go for it, hire yourself boatloads of lawyers and go after Google/Alphabet then. I'm sorry you got hit with copywrite problems, but don't take it out on people here.<br /><br />I'm not here to fight anybody, especially you or anyone else. (I'm assuming it's you) obviously got angered by something and proceeded to mass downvote my comments. I've never directed any hostile comment at your or anyone else on here for that matter and I am just browsing the website like I always have, back in 2007.<br /><br />Just take a breath and settle down, we're all YTMNDers here. There's too far few of us left to be attacking each other.
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