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Started at 0. +1 for Title lol. +2 for film grain. +1 for Jack. +1 for Kyle. +fave for "...also cocks." I rofl'ed. Nice work man.

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That whore seriously needs to get some cock man.. Also, cocks! =D

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SEAN'S THE MAN NOW DOG! ALSO COCKS

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Crap, now every site shows a man with a huge cock.

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What on earth is going on? Many of my old YTMND's show a man with a huge cock.

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oh man that gave me a bad trip also cocks

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That's awesomeness right there. With the oeyand the man and the...guy in the face, whAhAhA. also cocks.

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man, i was all "i'm going to read the comments so i can post something different!" and then it's all "ARGUE ARGUE ARGUE" and so i'm all "f*ck it." Also cocks.

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good job man. good job. also cocks.

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Moon Man's waiting for him to got to sleep so he rape him with his moon cock

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So? <br /><br />If it bothers you THAT much I can delete it... but I don't think it's anything to worry about. I just saw your negative comments on some other people's ytmnds...and decided it was deserved. Perhaps instead of saying "this shitty ass site is nsfw" you could have grown a pair of balls and nicely commented on it. <br /><br />Additionally, you seem to be pretty adamant to your opinion that girls do not participate in ytmnd, it only further proves your adoration for cock. <br /><br />I would also like to know that a friend and I BOTH looks at a number of your sites and decided that they did not fit our liking. It was not out of spite that I down-voted you, it was simply my true opinion...and my friends as well. The snide comments were the reason for this site. <br /><br />Maybe if you were to grow a pair and be a man...you wouldn't be having sites made to belittle your name.<br /><br />If you're truly an artist, you should understand that not everyone is going to agree with or enjoy your art.

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moon man does not call it "buttsecks" he calls it "destroying your anus with my massive moon cock"

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so the only person moon man gets along with is my drunken grandfather? I'm a drunk negro hating white man, would moon man be my friend too? Or would he try to cock slape me?

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thats a chicken man. you aint' never had no pussy like that. you can cum on her, fuck her in the mouth, fuck her in the ass, cum on her face she get your cock so hard she'll make it explode

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GUEST STARRING: EUGINE LEVI.<br />But he doesn't speak, because moon man cockkkslaped him in the throat with his Massive Moon Cock!

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i'm on a camping trip with Johnny Lurg.<br />we're sharing a small green and black poptent and we left our cookware outside in the rain and we didn't string our food stash up a tree. you string your food stash up a tree so bears can't get to it.<br /><br />so we're in the tent and lurg is being a shit, legs behind head curled up in a folding chair which should not be in tent. he's rolling around in this chair talking nonstop as if he's [i]trying so hard[/i] to be a cartoon character and i ask him<br /><br />"jesus man. do you do anything? can you function? do you ever just get your dick off with anyone else but yourself?"<br /><br />and he replies<br /><br />"hahahahahah what's up guys it's brick mondelado and i'm just here to say i'm going to rape you in the ass brick brick brick brick brick etc" or some garbage like that<br /><br />so i become a little more direct and ask<br />"lurg. have you ever cummed inside a mouth? like a girl's mouth or a guy's mouth? has anyone ever given you that?"<br /><br />and lurg is all laughing hysterically like his drunk mom just spilled wine on floor at thanksgiving and stood up to make a shitty point then slipped in the puddle and [i]aw shit[/i] lurg just got to see the beaver...<br /><br />...but i'm trying here so i ask "lurg, do you cum with others? has that happened for you?"<br /><br />and he still is all sillies but i look and his little cut jew cock is haning out of his swim trunks, open for me.

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Encino Man is a unintentionally hilarious internet film, made by Pauly Shore, Brendan Frasier (lol, Raymond .gif) and Tiffany Thimble-Tits. It is about a caveman who wakes up in the future to a world where Pauly Shore (Stoney) is there and helps a guy who keeps getting cock blocked by a head-shakingb guy. In the end they learn that the best things in life aren't spent showering with girls but hanging out with your friends smoking pot and brendan frasier (lol, SCRAMBLED EGGS ALL OVER MY FACE)

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FUCK MOON MAN! LET HIM SUCK ON LEBRON JAMES'S COCK!

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no, i should make myself into the sexy character "middle man" and email max pictures of my cock. and anyone else who wants them.

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INT. MYSTERIOUS BRIDGE OF ABANDONED SPACE SHIP<br /><br />Mik3 walks through the door and stops just beyond the doorway. The look on his face resembles that of a man recognizing that for the first time in his life, he is truly alone. Nervously, he looks to his triquarter, briefly scans the room and hesitates before walking forward with a quick stride that is not unlike what he might imagine the heavy footsteps of is friend and mentor Captain Picard might be like in a situation such as this. As he walks, he is holding a wound on his leg.<br /><br />MIK3<br />Oops!<br /><br />Mik3 takes his triquarter and scans the wound on his leg. Green beams emit from it and the wound heals and his uniform repairs its self.<br /><br />MIK3<br />There we go! Look like this old place is messing with my mind. I can't believe I forgot that my medical triquarter can heal me when I'm hurt... WHAT IS THAT?<br /><br />Suddenly, Mik3 sees a blinking light on a panel across the room of the abandoned bridge. The look on his face is as if he just fell down a flight of steps only to be confronted with the naked image of his nude girlfriend after not having sex in over three weeks. In other words, Commander Mik3 is very happy.<br /><br />MIK3<br />A beacon! Perhaps I am saved!<br /><br />He runs to the beacon to try and submit a tachyon bean to the Federation's Lost Souls beacon for rescue. As he runs, his uncut penis begins filling with blood.<br /><br />MIK3<br />How is my cock so big? I guess I got a big dick!<br /><br />Mik3 cums. Tha end.

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Moon Man here just raping seth mcfarlane in the eye with my massive moon cock, you see I am re arranging his brain with my cock to make all the families white in his shows. ol ololo ol ol ol ol ol No more Cleveland show is o-kay kay kaaayyy.

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Moon man has a massive Moon cock.

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why didnt you make the standing man's blurred cock the same color as his skin tone? it's closer to the kneeling man's, not the standing man's..

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Moon Man drops them into vats of things, and does things with his Moon Cock, and forces them to bad things to their loved ones, and replaces things that they own with things that they were not expecting and cannot serve the function of whatever he replaced.

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Moon Man's massive Moon cock is massive kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

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You might want to edit the top of the poster. I doubt Morgan Freeman would be allowed to star in a Moon Man film unless his only scene involved him being savagely clubbed to death by a massive moon cock and then liquified and put into a vat or his pureed immediate family and relatives.

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Moon Man has a massive Moon Cock that is much larger than the size of a banana. kkkkkkkk

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farkle is right about moon man and his cock

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moonman (Moon Man's un-awesome imposter) gets sucked into a wormhole created by Moon Man raping the space-time continuum with his massive moon cock kkkkkkkkkkk

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this is nothing to cry about<br />you said "right. homos have no rights. "<br />in response to this site talking about moon crews rightful place as overlords of the internet<br /><br />on the moon crew forums you said<br />"FARKLE IS KICKED, HE'S TOLERANT. SANTABOT IS GAY. HE'S A QUEER. YOU KICK A GUY FOR SITTING THERE BEING BLACK. AND THEN YOU TALK TO A FAGGOT SITTING THERE, AND MAKING A SHITLOAD OF SITES. AND PUTTING MOON MAN IN QUEER SHIT"<br /><br />in response farkle said "As for faggotry, Moon Man does not engage in it. moonman probably engages in all sorts of gay acts, but he is a faggot and that is to be expected. Now, SantaBot is apparently some sort of gay sex crazed Santa, but his buttsex escapades are unimportant when it comes to Moon Man's reputation. Moon Man is not a faggot, even though he occasionally anally rapes things. Moon Man usually anally rapes men to spread aids (which Moon Man is unharmed by, but he carries it to spread it to minorities and such), not for a love of gay cock and butts. "<br />&<br />because I went over the character limit i will continue this in the next response