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OUR MILK... IS AN AWESOME MILK!

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i wish the milk man would deliver my milk. in the myornin

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Hot milk. Cookies. Doo doo. Feces.

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Tuscan milk. They travel in single file to conceal their numbers.

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Didn't add a comment but printed a PDF of 62 comments to my desktop for later perusal... maybe while drinking a cool glass of TUSCAN MILK

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african american stole my milk

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ITS NSFW BECUZ ITS MILK

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This milk will not burn!

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I want some of that milk!

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I like milk because milk makes me happy, just like happy cat, whom being a cat, most likely likes milk too.

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From Neil J. Bauman (Eric's Daddy): I had heard about this milk before trying it myself. A big black guy leaving my swingers' party ran over my gay son's kitten in the driveway, but I was miraculously able to bring him back to life using the power of the milk. Hallelujah and praise Xenu! Sure, his legs are broken and he's missing an eyeball, but my little Eric loves him all the same.

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I had just ordered this milk, and was waiting anxiously for it to arrive. All of a sudden, my house spontaneously burst into flames! We couldn't escape the fiery inferno, and believed that we were going to be left to die inside our house. All of a sudden, the delivery guy came and tossed the milk through the window. My brain hatched a brilliant plan! I took off the cap, and poured it all over myself and my family. The milk acted as a protective shield, and protected us from the flames.

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*Nelson "Coooooooow Milk?"

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I want some of that there milk.

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eat your teeth!drink your drugs! Don't do school! Stay in milk!

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There's nothing I enjoy more than after a long bike ride through the Alps with my wives to drink about 5 gallons of this. It also works great as paint thinner, shampoo, and lubrication for your daily community orgies. I strongly reccomend it to athletes and husbands alike. Also, if you ingest this while eating lingonberries, you will start to hallucinate. I found out that I'll die in a depressurization accident on Sweden's first moon colony. Thanks, Tuscan Milk! No more space travel for me! ;-)

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milk, does a body good

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hahah, 5d bc i actually shop at gristedes and have that milk in my refridge

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I drink a minimum of 3 gallons 2% a week. Frichen 5'd & Fav'd! MILK FTW!!!

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lol tuscan milk

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lol tuscan milk!

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milk, lol

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http://myspace.com/tuscanwholemilk The amazon milk has a myspace!

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Yes I made it, I can't find "no milk today" yet. BTW awesome YTMND.

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Thanks for the "no milk today" download link.

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Left One: Me and my good pal Cthulu were going for our twilight walk, like we do and every thursday, when out of no where this rabid poisonous squirrel latched onto his face and bit him! My dear friend was in dire trouble! I took him to my neighbor, who just happened to a OBGYN, and he prescribed Tuscan Whole Milk! After a week of waiting on shipment and my best friend suffering from Chlamydia and leprosy, and small injection of this holy moo juice into the rectal cavity cure him instantly!! He's even....

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Well, after the milk was extracted from cows near a chemical waste plant, stored in a vat once used to process nitroglycerine, aged for about 3 months, flown over several continents and air droped into my pool, it did not taste very good. I later realized the milk had chemically altered my tounge and effectivly making me tasteless (which in turn helps me down vegetables and my own feces easily). Although, after feeding it to my neighbors cat, I find that it can also induce a coma. Now more curious then ever

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, I poured some in my desiel gas tank and amazingly I drove an extra 200 miles on it before my engine melted! After becoming horribly obsessed with power I mixed it with sawdust to make a C4 like explosive except around 400 times more powerful. A hair from my groin accidentily fell into the new product and incinerated my entire neighborhood. Luckily the milk I had drank protected my body from the heat. Ill be ordering more soon!

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eople need to add a comment to the other Tucan milk products!

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George is shooting milk out of his nipples and drinking it and repeating.