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The Wireframe from Super Smash Bros. Melee: Icons of Digital FodderIn the annals of video game history, few elements embody the raw, unpolished charm of early 3D gaming quite like the Fighting Wire Frames from Super Smash Bros. Melee. Released in 2001 for the Nintendo GameCube, Melee revolutionized the fighting genre with its chaotic, accessible brawling mechanics, drawing characters from Nintendo's vast universe into frenzied battles. Amidst this spectacle, the Wire Frames emerge as enigmatic antagonists in single-player modes, serving as both a nod to development practices and a test of player endurance. These skeletal, pink-lined humanoids are not playable fighters but essential fodder in modes like Adventure and Multi-Man Melee, representing the game's wireframe models—basic polygonal skeletons used in 3D animation to map character movements before texturing.Visually, the Wire Frames are a stark departure from Melee's vibrant cast. Composed of glowing pink lines forming a humanoid silhouette, they evoke the eerie minimalism of early computer graphics. Their "faces" bear the Super Smash Bros. logo, a circular emblem with an off-center cross, while a pulsating red heart pulses in their chests, hinting at a bizarre, artificial life force. Male and female variants exist, with the former modeled after the speedy racer Captain Falcon—borrowing his punches, kicks, and Falcon Knee—and the latter after the ethereal Zelda, utilizing her phantom slashes and lightning kicks (sans electricity). This dimorphism adds subtle variety: males exhibit aggressive homing behavior, charging relentlessly, while females play more passively, circling before striking. Both lack special moves (B-button attacks), rendering recoveries impossible, but low gravity in their arenas compensates, allowing high jumps to simulate flight.The Wire Frames' primary role is in training and challenge modes.

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For me Zelda games peaked with the SNES/GB/GBC

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Yeah, that makes sense to me, I can only hope to achieve such ice in the blood as Zelda there but I'm certainly trying

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Zelda reference

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Once a fad becomes too old for the frontpagers it becomes a Klassix funnyjoke. It's the Zelda cycle for YTMND fads... except at the end of the Zelda cycle the little bitch chases you with the bitchass sword and goes "HAEH" " HAEH" Wait what was i talking about again?

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I find it interesting that a Zelda Music is slowed down this one. Anyways, nice loop though.

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with dat Zelda

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Super Zelda Nintendo ( :

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Legend of Zelda, with the lil' bitch

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Reminds me of the old school zelda games.

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AHHH, After 3000 years I'm free!!! It's time to slap some niggas with my Legend of Zelda, heh heh heh

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Dis iz Chaaaad Warden talkin' 'bout the Nintendo BEEITCH. Wen dis fuckin' bitch face dawg controller gay nigga thing hit, it try 2 b hip but dey still gotz no mothafuckin' GAMES. Skyrim? Shit, I dun give a fukk, shit's old anywayz. The BEEITCH haz anotha Skyrim called ZELDA : HAEH of the Wild, all u do iz wander around wid yo bitch azz bow and yo bitch azz arrows and climb rocks. DA FUQ! The Wii had a DEELDO controlla now the BEEITCH has a fukkin gay azz DAWG FACE controlla dat shitz mad gay, fukk da BEEITCH.

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Zelda no longer sold separately. :)

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lol, only watching city of god for the first time right now and "Zelda! Link!" popped into my head immediately when this scene started

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It sounds a bit like a Zelda game, can't complain. I guess add more strings to the background and compress the sound so it gives it some "volume".

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is that music from the zelda 64 first version?

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now all i gotta do is get zelda and peach drunk at my next dorm and callem back to house to make some made porno and upload that shit on xvideo. got one girly suckin my balls feelin her tits<br /><br />[b]shit thats so hot gotta cum now.[/b]

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legend of zelda is so fucking gay.

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Wait, so Chad Warden is dying and Zelda says, "Come on!"?

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As a child I lived for the boxes of cereal with two bags: one for Zelda cereal and the other for Mario cereal.<br /><br />Then I grew up and found out that, "Part Of A Balanced Breakfast" meant that the eggs and milk were all of the nutrition while the cereal was pure sugar.

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makes me feel fucking nauseous just like playing Zelda for hours when I was a kid did.

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[b]legend of zelda fans are the scum of the earth haha bitch.[/b]

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hah i loved this installment of zelda! loved getting all the chaos metroids.

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Okay, you've convinced me I need to do one of these for Zelda Adventures

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[b]YOU JERK OFF TO ZELDA HENTAI.[/b]

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Oh I get it, cause it's like the raccoon is playing the Zelda music!<br /><br />5 for the classic YTMND feel.

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http://harpscaleraccoon.ytmnd.com/ The sound choice for that one was actually much better.<br /><br />But the Zelda harp is a cool choice anyway.

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I REMEMBRE TAHT GAME THATS WHERE YOU FIGHT PRIONCESS ZELDA AND THEN GET THE SEVEN PIECES OF METROID TO DESTEROY THE KHAAAAAAAN

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This site reminds me, I need to make a new Zelda Adventures™ style site again sometime soon

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such an awesomely bad video game cartoon series, like legend of zelda