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Whether the video games or the original tabletop game, Shadowrun is my favorite urban fantasy game.

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Hey I saw Angry Video Game Nerd play that game.

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I'm cracking up at all the "banging moms" inbound links from ask.com. Also, just realized the other day while watching all these Dr-L337 sites again and stumbling upon this one that holy fuck is this some crazy ass marriage propaganda from the Beach Boys.

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nobody wants to play your faggot video game, most of us grew up and actually got jobs. <br /><br />YTMND will continue for thousands of years with unfunny posers like yourself constantly coming out of the wood work trying to replicate the levels of creativity and comedy achieved by YTMND legends such as myself. I just come back here every once in a while to see if anyone will ever achieve what i once did, its my greatest fear, but alas, with each visit it becomes clear that you are all a bunch of untalented nobodies, that will never even come close to the levels of status and respect my incredible body of work demands. <br /><br />I make more cash in a week than you ever will in your entire peasant life, and thats because i have a genius mind. If you think you can EVER compare to me, you are just wasting your time.

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half the war is spent explaining 9/11 and cloud based gaming. humanity loses. the robots were lady gaga the whole time. any remaining survivors must endure mountain dew flavored dorito's and unreliable internet connections. [i]Surviving humans have two choices.[/i] [b]Option 1: FREEDOM[/b] You are on your own, but if you run out of internet, you die. [b]Option 2: SUBMISSION:[/b] join the robots for unlimited reliable internet, live forever, but you'll be enslaved and have to do shit you don't want to dew.

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FUCK Ubisoft! Square Enix and Rockstar Games 4 Life! (really i have no idea why we are saying FU to Ubi but it sounded fun).

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I don't recognize this quote because I never died in Castlevania Symphony of the Night because that game is incredibly easy and I'm not a fucking casual.

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frosty chocolate dennal plan

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Ohh hey, I figured from the sudden rash of negative comment votes that you must be online. Well, that and the stench of blood, shit, and cum from the anuses of dozens of 13-year old choir boys you fucked against their will in your church's nave after services. You really are a sick fucking Catholic [b]FAGGOT!!![/b]

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The real human operating the DrewPickles acc't tells me that your favorite band is OLC, which is either a bullshit joke at your expense or you pretending to be JohnnyLurg via that acc't pretending to make fun of the pilleater persona, in some elaborate but really gay waste of a lifetime, or you legitimately have such fucking hilariously bad but sadly predictable taste in music that I feel like [re]posting my response to that information here (in case you are NOT in fact operating the DrewPickles account in some fucktarded cabalistic machination of impotent OCD skullduggery):<br /><br />[b]"[/b]<br /><br />[b]DrewPickles[/b]<br />3 days ago 4:03:38am<br /><br />Actually this is the worst kind of "bad music" (unsurprisingly they're pilleater's favorite band):<br />https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BmSoTU61pZc [b]"[/b]<br /> <br />[b]+++[/b]<br /> <br />[b]"[/b]<br /> <br />[b]FormerlyFeaturedFaggyUser[/b]<br />3 days ago 4:18:21am<br /><br />Ahhhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! That's fucking hilarious!! I saw Chubby Fresh, pre-Integrity (talk about an ironically named band), back when he was in Die Hard, what folks used to refer to 'em as the "Fat Boys of hardcore." Figures pilleater would be into a bunch of life long poseurs whose greatest contribution to the scene they've been a part of for almost 30 years is sheer self-parody. Die Hard, Integrity, OLC, RingWorm, etc, etc, etc: All-State Winners of the Ohio Try-Too-Hardcore Olympics. Fucking figures.[b]"[/b]<br /> <br />Then I took my dog for a late night walk because, despite the late hour, he was antsy and full of restless energy, as, due to the inclement weather, he hadn't had enough "outside time" that day.

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I know you're a one-track minded moron who loves pushing the "repeat" button on the fart noise maker and laughing incessantly like a special ed Polack kid with the Downs but, just FYI, Umfuld and I aren't "allies" or friends or whatever weird TEOF or TOEF or TOFFEE or whatever you and Uncircumcised call that "dark cabal of users" who've simply pointed out that you [b]FAGGOTS!!![/b] aren't the least bit funny, that your actions mark the behavior of unsophisticated autistic monkeys, and that, most oddly, you brag about playing chess, which was officially voted, in international polling, as [b]The Game Most Likely to End in Gay Sex with an Internet User Named 'Uncircumcised/woman'.[/b]<br /> <br />It's your own fault, really. You could have changed the course of your life or the outcome of any of these details over half a decade ago. And yet, here you are, as though its 2009, still acting just as fucking stupid, surrounding yourself with the exact same fucking moronic assholes, and shitting out shitty site after shitty site, like some kind of shitty site shitting shit-bird with a fatal case of humorless diarrhea.

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Boy, thank god you reposted this here or the whole fucking internet might have exploded: <br />https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hwF-D5wEEmk

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^uncircumcised announces when he'll be jerking off to the visions in his head of you all as little boys.

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Negron was a character actor and the head villain in [i]The Last Boy Scout[/i]. He was also a comedian and painter. Goldwyn was a producer of many movies, spanning from [i]Man with the Gun[/i] in 1955 to [i]The Secret Life of Walter Mitty[/i] in 2013.

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Can we agree to no longer downvote each other for purposes of gaming votes and/or views? I will not do it if you will not do it either.

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You're like an ugly boy who grew into a handsome man.

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moar liek all work and no play makes jackOFF a dull boy

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All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy

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All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy

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There are dozens of ways to do this kind of thing, depending on your training, skills, patience, and a bunch of other variables. The first way is to just do it the old fashioned way. Pretend it's 1986 and get yrself to coding some basic animation just like yr dad would have when he was making Leisure Suit Larry. Oregon Trail was originally built with HP Time-Shared BASIC, fer christ's sake.<br /><br />Another angle is to do it in AfterEffects. Most of the AE tutorials on YouTube are made by idiots for asses and don't really explain start to finish what you really need to know to make something this complex but, unless you think in code, AE would be the easiest way to turn whatever material you have into 16- or 8-bit sprites so you can build the animation up from there. (this crappy tutorial at least gives you a sense of where to begin: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UhDe5SfHfGs)<br /><br />Then there's the way-beyond-my-coding-abilities method, where you use some new language or another to stylize or "de-bit" or down sample or pixelate contemporary footage, making it look like some 1987 CD-ROM game intro or cut screen. This is a terrible cover by a terrible band of an even more terrible song but check out what the poor sap of a code monkey spent every waking moment of his life for like two weeks coding to sections of this video footage into thousands upon thousands of "8-bit" cubes, just for a shitty music video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JwQZQygg3Lk

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The milkman, the paper boy with Tiger Knee!

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Oldskool gaming. I remember when this was an example of top-of-the-line graphics.

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His political worldview is shaped by cutscenes from a video game. Don't worry about it.

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We ain't doin' geometry here; we tryin' to play some games!

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Uncircumcised was watching this site while beating off to Catholic school boy porn so he thought the image was animated.

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so the guy kills the other guy for taking off his clothing instead of spanking him on the ass? that is hardly a cop simulation game!!! LOL!!! HHHHHHA!!!! LOL!

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yea, girl boy

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My political ideologies are informed by a video game I played when I was 13!

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See -- this is the sound of ripping an Atari 2600 game cartridge out of the machine while it's still on!