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Looking for a MAN'S solution to hunger? Can't stay full on our competitors' burgers? Despise your mortal existence? Then tell yourself to die like a man and get the NEW Egregious Myocardial Infarction Supreme! Replace the buns with deep-fried chalupas for only $1!

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Lo! in the orient when the gracious light Lifts up his burning head, each under eye Doth homage to his new-appearing sight, Serving with looks his sacred majesty; And having climb'd the steep-up heavenly hill, Resembling strong youth in his middle age, yet mortal looks adore his beauty still, Attending on his golden pilgrimage; But when from highmost pitch, with weary car, Like feeble age, he reeleth from the day, The eyes, 'fore duteous, now converted are From his low tract and look another way: So thou, thyself out-going in thy noon, Unlook'd on diest, unless thou get a son.

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Connery has spotted one of his mortal enemies, but who cares when Gene Wilder is inviting you to a world of imagination? It's all about the contrast between the two scenes.

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Thats not mortal kombat, dummy.

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also 5 for nWo theme

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Been a New Yorker all my life, and I would rather piss in a bucket of bleach in a small room than vote for Guiliani, or hillary for that matter. NWO is real.

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Nice try, but globalists have already destroyed the ozone there, and still go there to kill wild life. there is only one way out of NWO. just one.

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You cant kill god, but you can kill the mortal ted danson

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MORTAL SMASH BROS. BRAWL!!!

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wasabi reptillian nwo mongering f*gbags.

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In 3 days, Ted Danson will be resurrected and his mortal body will disappear.

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Ted Danson only plays chess to satisfy the minds of mortals. Ted Danson invented Chess. Ted Danson can checkmate you in one move. Ted Danson is Ted Danson. Dansonism.

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anarchy today! no more NWO conmen.

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KOMBAT KOLDKUTZZZZZZZZZZZ

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Wrestlecrap debated that the nWo theme song came from a porno called "Anal Invaders".

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WTF RE U SYAING????????????????????????????????????????? GLUE IS TEH BEST STRET KOMBAT CRACETAR HES TH SH*T!!!!!!111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111

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+2 for original NWO music.

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mortal combat beat at some times lol, pretty good though

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Chuck may be near-invincible, but a boomstick is fatal to all mortals who come across it (and yes, Norris is a mortal, just very good at not dying).

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PROTIP: This whole thing, Guile and all, is STREET FIGHTER 2 (SF2), NOT Mortal Kombat (MK).

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Baked goods can't handle that much metal. Most mortal ears can't, much less a souffle.

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i saw the image on space ghetto. it pulsed at me. all of a sudden i heard the mortal combat theme. and when it got to the shout "MORTAL COMAT", i heard " ICH DER FUEHRER!!!". so i always wanted a non-sensical YTMND, so i finally made one. yes i used to take an enormous amount of psychedelics back in the day. and between duCHamp, dali and deelite, this is the abortion that resulted.

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Mullet Man/Timeguy/SNG claps sort of like Shang Tsung in the first Mortal Kombat game when he was sitting in throne room in the background. You know, after one of the fighters defeats another.

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Anything old school mortal combat is amazing! FINISH HIM!

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I mean look, it's not an issue of demanding everyone like my stuff, if you don't like a site I made, that's your opinion, vote whatever you want. But don't vote a few dozen times. The fact that alt accounts have become borderline-acceptable is really upsetting. I mean look at DTMB Kombat on the frontpage, it was clearly alt-upvotes by LePape, and literally nobody gave a sh*t.

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Stryker was the most useless Mortal Kombat character ever.

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With Conan gone, chuck will initiate plan illuminate. Take over NBC, but is this just a publicity stunt? For all mortal man must know CHUCK NORRIS IS NBC

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5'd for Mortal Kombat

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It's fine to keep it as a day of rememberance- 9/11 was a big wake-up call for the U.S. It showed our generation that the United States is truly mortal. But look at the tragedies taking place in other parts in the world. There have been more terrorist suicide bombings in the countries like London and The Middle East than ever before in history. Why is our loss so much more important?