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Why does that white guy have an asian/american accent?

-4 so far, faggot.<br /><br />Also, SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!!!!!!! Holy Christ.

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so much depends<br />upon<br /><br />a red wheel<br />barrow<br /><br />glazed with rain<br />water<br /><br />beside the white<br />chickens.

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Hey, that fucking whale is breathing our air. Land World will not take this lightly. TO WAR!

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holy shit, you made this song??? are you a compton based rapper from the early nineties?

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I had a friend show me a porn with this one black guy. The odd thing was, when he started to blow his load he started screaming like he was being stabbed to death for about a minute. Afterwards his overweight white lover tried to comfort him by putting her hand on his shoulder, however he responded "DON'T TOUCH ME BITCH!" <br /><br />Anyways I have no idea why I thought of that.

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You're GOD damn right we won that shit. Site could have been better incorporating Ben raping a Texan cowgirl with A-Rod riding a white horse in a suit of armor driving a 'SUPERBOWL DAGGAAAAAR' as they so lovingly put it, into his ass.

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HOLY SHIT, IT'S NATALYA'S SCREAMING AUDIO

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holy shit!

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states. white house. byaah

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they day you invented time travel?? oh holy shittt <br />steve yelle jerks off to this

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barmizwah in the white house !

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Holy shit,........this is fucking [i]awful[/i]

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FINALLY! I've been looking for some white noise to lull me to sleep.

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Holy crap this is awful<br /><br />5

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so many dorm rooms use those big bricks painted glossy white. also that metal bar. also, you are gai lol

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Holy fucking shit. This site sucks and these comments are tl;dr.

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Holy crap man! Are you off meds or did you get a hold of somebody's meds. You sound manic.

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Holy shit, fucking terrible

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i knew this was you by the title.<br /><br />i was not surprised you have these kinds of pictures on your phone.<br /><br />do slip into your fantasy world and pretend you took these pictures with your phone's camera while you're on your imaginary cartoon dates? in that world, you never get laid. you only get to see big-white-panty upskirt peeks and your nose bleeds every time your elbow nudges a boob on the crowded subway.

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Holy shit, that woke me up.

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You're right. It syncs.<br /><br />As for my first point, I was referring to the image's [i]file size[/i] being unnecessarily large. I thought that the site's large size was due entirely to that, but having a look at the asset pages, I see that the audio file is also to blame. When I say the image is way too large for what it delivers, I mean that the image file size takes up a lot of space when it doesn't have any reason to (and thereby makes the whole site bigger than it needs to be).<br /><br />My first suggestion would be to optimize your .gif, which I'm assuming you probably didn't do. I'm not an expert with optimization, but I know that most software will have the option to optimize your animation for the .gif format. This doesn't always save space, depending on your animation, but in your case, I think it would have made a significant difference. Additionally, you could cut down on the number of frames in your animation and just make each frame last a bit longer to make up for the removed ones. You could also lower the number of colors used in your .gif; for example (and I'm not suggesting that you do this), a black-and-white animation uses way fewer bytes than a color animation.<br /><br />Regarding your audio, I would suggest using an .mp3 file type rather than a .wav type--it takes up far less space. The only time you'd ever want to use a .wav file is if you have audio that needs to be looped seamlessly. An .mp3 file has a tiny break between loops while a .wav doesn't.<br /><br />This is pretty much the extent of my knowledge; it's really just stuff I've picked up here and there in the past year that I've been making sites on YTMND. I'm not an expert, but I am generally more willing to help new users than the average YTMNDer (though from my experience, most new users--even if they are trying--end up quitting within a month). Anyway, if you have questions,

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Yep, all white guys look the same.

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Only on an anti-social, technonerd reject, white teenage male-saturated site like ytmnd could people think that rejecting racism is a sign of trolling.

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dancing white guys got a big dengus

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Holy guacamole, I didn't realize you put so much thought into this! Everything makes perfect sense!

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Holy PMS

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I love the White Stripes!

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holy cheesus

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How many months did it take for you to think this one up? I was watching ROADHOUSE earlier today and immediately thought someone should make a site about Patrick Swayze's gay-ass white pants in the first 10 minutes of the movie. I still might, I'll cite you if I'm nice. I'll follow up with a site about how cool Steel Dawn is. Oh, Christopher Walken, I see.