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Holy shit,........this is fucking [i]awful[/i]

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FINALLY! I've been looking for some white noise to lull me to sleep.

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Holy crap this is awful<br /><br />5

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so many dorm rooms use those big bricks painted glossy white. also that metal bar. also, you are gai lol

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Holy fucking shit. This site sucks and these comments are tl;dr.

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Holy crap man! Are you off meds or did you get a hold of somebody's meds. You sound manic.

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Holy shit, fucking terrible

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i knew this was you by the title.<br /><br />i was not surprised you have these kinds of pictures on your phone.<br /><br />do slip into your fantasy world and pretend you took these pictures with your phone's camera while you're on your imaginary cartoon dates? in that world, you never get laid. you only get to see big-white-panty upskirt peeks and your nose bleeds every time your elbow nudges a boob on the crowded subway.

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Holy shit, that woke me up.

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You're right. It syncs.<br /><br />As for my first point, I was referring to the image's [i]file size[/i] being unnecessarily large. I thought that the site's large size was due entirely to that, but having a look at the asset pages, I see that the audio file is also to blame. When I say the image is way too large for what it delivers, I mean that the image file size takes up a lot of space when it doesn't have any reason to (and thereby makes the whole site bigger than it needs to be).<br /><br />My first suggestion would be to optimize your .gif, which I'm assuming you probably didn't do. I'm not an expert with optimization, but I know that most software will have the option to optimize your animation for the .gif format. This doesn't always save space, depending on your animation, but in your case, I think it would have made a significant difference. Additionally, you could cut down on the number of frames in your animation and just make each frame last a bit longer to make up for the removed ones. You could also lower the number of colors used in your .gif; for example (and I'm not suggesting that you do this), a black-and-white animation uses way fewer bytes than a color animation.<br /><br />Regarding your audio, I would suggest using an .mp3 file type rather than a .wav type--it takes up far less space. The only time you'd ever want to use a .wav file is if you have audio that needs to be looped seamlessly. An .mp3 file has a tiny break between loops while a .wav doesn't.<br /><br />This is pretty much the extent of my knowledge; it's really just stuff I've picked up here and there in the past year that I've been making sites on YTMND. I'm not an expert, but I am generally more willing to help new users than the average YTMNDer (though from my experience, most new users--even if they are trying--end up quitting within a month). Anyway, if you have questions,

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Yep, all white guys look the same.

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Only on an anti-social, technonerd reject, white teenage male-saturated site like ytmnd could people think that rejecting racism is a sign of trolling.

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dancing white guys got a big dengus

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Holy guacamole, I didn't realize you put so much thought into this! Everything makes perfect sense!

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Holy PMS

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I love the White Stripes!

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holy cheesus

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How many months did it take for you to think this one up? I was watching ROADHOUSE earlier today and immediately thought someone should make a site about Patrick Swayze's gay-ass white pants in the first 10 minutes of the movie. I still might, I'll cite you if I'm nice. I'll follow up with a site about how cool Steel Dawn is. Oh, Christopher Walken, I see.

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dark meat > white meat

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I couldn't find it but I did find a guy with a moustache wearing a white speedo with a camel toe.

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I think it's a false perception that only white people like Red Lobster. Ive never been to one, but dad told me one time he went and while he was in the waiting room he noticed there were alot of black people. Then he soon led to his table, and everyone sitting down eating was white. Conclusion: Its all George Bush's fault.

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I've been to the one in Pasadena a couple times. It's good.<br /><br />Fun fact: if you are ever in Memphis, go to the places that have been on Man Vs. Food; especially the Fried Chicken joint (Gus's I think.) These places INSTANTLY become white people havens as soon as they are featured on TV. Everyone in the kitchen is still black though...

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I was going to do this, but mine would be "Kids, there's nothing more cooler than being THE WHITE MAN, but if some NIGGER tries to INTERRUPT your ASS, that AIN'T NECESSARY! It's your ASS, no NIGGER has the right to INTERRUPT your ASS if you don't want them to. So what do you do? First, you say SHUT UP! 50 YEARS AGO WE WOULD HAVE HAD YOU UPSIDE DOWN WITH A FUCKING FORK UP YOUR ASS! Then, you say YOU CAN TALK YOU CAN TALK YOU CAN TALK, YOU'RE BRAVE NOW MOTHERFUCKER! Then, you say THROW HIS ASS OUT, HE'S A NIGGER! HE'S A NIGGER! HE'S A NIGGER! LOOK THERE'S A NIGGER! Then, you get out of there!

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You left white space between the bottom layer of the cat paws and it disappears in the last frame...

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Because franchises totally have pre-determined racial quota's as to who eats where. BLACK PEOPLE DEH DEH DEH DEH DEH WHITE PEOPLE DOO DOO DOODOO DOO.

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HOLY SHIT

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make a classic site where Jason Alexander yells holy shit.

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Holy crap, it's Uncurcumcised/mDS

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gif creates white border around kid

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Looks like a young white guy<br /><br />oh wait, you already said that