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4 kids are the devil, said plain as day, you heard him fellas stop watching martin mystery

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I liked Hook better than most recent incarnation of Peter Pan. The absolute worst was the one starring Mary Martin as Pan. Oh well, they both had their charms. In Peter Pan 1960, Pan was a grown woman pretending to be a little boy. In Hook, Pan was . . . Robin Williams? Well, they also had a 300-pound, full grown black man with a genetic defect that makes him retain the appearance of a 12-year-old kid, much like Andy Milonakis.

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I work at Tweeter, an A/V store mostly on the East coast. It was about a customer of mine who was buying some Martin Logan subwoofers. Check them out at martinlogan.com.

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I'm not saying that this isn't the Jew that attacked that little boy last week... It probably is, Martin! It probably is, this is a very rare Jew for these waters! ...But the fact is, the bank account number on this Jew doesn't match the bank account on the receipt found in the bite wound. I just want to be sure. We all want to be sure.

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Way to rip off Demetri Martin f*ggot.

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WHITES ALSO INVENTED POLEND, WHICH MARTIN LUTHER KING JR FORGOT

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Dean Martin=auto 5 You're Nobody 'til Somebody Loves You = auto 500

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wesniles, what you just said could be compared to going up to Martin Luther King Jr. after he gives a speech about black rights and saying "stop whining".

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no love for Martin Scorsese? I admit a lot of his work is garbage but at his best he makes Tarantino look like an art school dropout with ADD. Then again, I think Requiem for a Dream is horrible, so maybe I have bad taste in movies.

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By the way, if you think the guy on the left looks like some sort of bizarro Sheen/Estevez, that's because it is Martin Sheen's brother, Joe Estevez.

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What's the name of that song playing while you're narrating? The sound origin says martin mcdonalds, is that the composer?

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of course it does. also, chris rock, bill cosby, martin lawrence, and forrest whitaker

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Read Mein Kampf. Hitler was a rabid Luther-fanboi. Martin Luther's writings were the source of all his anti-Semitism, which he saw as a holy Christian mission.

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Die in a Marcus The Martin fire.

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1. John Macdonald 2. Alexander Mackenzie 3. John Abbott 4. Sir John Thompson 5. Mackenzie Bowell 6. Charles Tupper 7. Wilfrid Laurier 8. Robert Laird Borden 9. Arthur Meighen 10. William Lyon Mackenzie King 11. Richard Bedford Bennett 12. Louis St. Laurent 13. JOHN DIEFENBAKER! 14. Lester B. Pearson 15. Pierre Elliot Trudeau 16. Charles Joseph Clark 17. John Napier Turner 18. Martin Brian Mulroney 19. Avril Phaedra "Kim" Campbell 20. Jean Chretien 21. Paul Martin 22. Stephen Harper.

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lmao @ martin lion king jr. 5 for bucket on head.

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martin luther king is related to planet of the apes? I don`t get it.

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pacard. dreadlocks. martin luther king. social darwinism. it all makes sense now.

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Reminds me of a Demitri Martin joke: "I think they named oranges before they named carrots. 'What are these?' 'These are orange. Oranges.' 'What about these?' 'Oh sh*t.'"

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OOC: Marcus the Martin has one good site and its not even good.

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spread the love Martin, spread it around.

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paul martin

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hahaha paul martins got the full strut going on

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For bonus marks, pick out the world leaders who are no longer in office. I see Paul Martin of Canada, I see Tony Blair of Britain, and I really don't think that Japanese Prime Minister Bush is talking to is in office anymore either.

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Muhammad Ali had a highly unorthodox style for a heavyweight boxer. Rather than the normal boxing style of carrying the hands high to defend the face, he instead relied on his ability to avoid a punch. He was first directed toward boxing by Louisville police officer Joe E. Martin, who first encountered the 12-year-old Cassius Clay fuming over his bicycle being stolen.

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4'd, because Bond was dead before the Aston Martin even sank into pretentiousness

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Martin Sheen...He had sex with a lot of hookers.

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I dont understand martin lawrence, I need to do more research

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Really, there aren't that many references that SPECIFICALLY state that homosexuality is an 'abomination'. Other than Leviticus, you're talking about things like Sodom + Gommorah in Genesis (where the issue wasn't homosexuality itself, it was a mob forcibly trying to rape a guy). Like Martin Sheen says, if you're going to condemn homosexuality, there are plenty more (and more important) things that you should be watching out for.