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I'm currently making new mortal kombat jokes just to make this ytmnd more true.

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Sub Zero is Asian??? Mortal Kombat: Annihilation lied to me!

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It wasn't funny... but I mean, how can you downvote Klassic Kombat sprites?

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I've been on a real Mortal Kombat sprite kick lately. Just tried something out, but if it gets a good response I could do a series...

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you're really pumping out mortal kombatmnds today.

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He's down with NWO nice, oh, wait, I was thinking of NWA.

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mortal kumbit

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MORTAL KOMBAT

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i dont care what akronym there is here. mortal kombat is spelt with a K, not a C. if your going to do it, do it right.

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why mortal kombat music? its basketball...

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you fail for mentioning combo break... f*ck killer instinct, cheap *ss retarded knock-off of mortal kombat.... MEGA COMBO... MASTER COMBO.... BLASTER COMBO.... F*CK YOU COMBO!!!!

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I'll take your word for it...but Queen might be ovewhelming your attempts at mere mortal editing.

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You're also perpetually lodged in the nether regions of unfunny in the played out universe of old hat with no hope of returning to this mortal coil.

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5 for music off the Mortal Kombat movie soundtrack.... back in the day when music was on a cassette tape.

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I don't place much stock in ambiguous ranking which claim the US is "#18" in the world, etc. I don't know what they base their criteria on, but I doubt it has anything to do with the quality of our med schools (harvard, hopkins, mayo, etc), or the fact that we lead the way in research / development. Mortality rates are due to other factors, such as other countries having much higher abortion rates - its not because our Doctors suck, as you imply.

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I was expecting a Mortal Kombat Barak wins YTMND this morning

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Those ATE cards act like Mortal Kombat blood.

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That's why I stopped playing Chess, because it became less about strategy and more about memorization of pre-existing tactics; like Mortal Kombat where playing to your characters strengths or determining your opponents' weakness is less important than memorizing some 16 button combonation. Lame. So instead I started playing Magic the Gathering until I noticed no girls would let me touch their boobies so I stopped that too.

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nwo mi god mane

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I was expecting Mortal Kombat mixed with TUSOUD - there, is that more specific?

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fav'd--though clearly street fighter 2 > mortal kombat. if only guile weren't still in jail over insurance fraud...

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Those thirteen secret herbs and spices pack a real kick, I picked up a leg and it knocked me all the way over the other side of the resturant. This brings the thought of dozens of mini-Liu Kangs doing the Leroy Jenkins to mind, too...at least then he'd have Mortal Kombat.

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ted danson's mortal enemy is bob saget

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ia ti nwo? ddint' no tetha whs rthe caSZE! Aside from responding to another f*ck up of human existance (ie the child up there), why is there a fly there?

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Is this a scene of that lame *ss marvel rip off based on the other lame *ss marvel rip off called "Mutant X"? It's a f*ck up of a show but a good parody of mortal kombat...

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The word ultimate is the only thing that it has in common with your dork reference there. Kombat is the label that tells what it is, get a clue.

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+5 for spelling Kombat correctly. Unlike some other YTMNDs...

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4'd only because it's Moral Kombat not Mortal Combat

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Great effort and a well put together YTMND, f*ck all these retards who are crying about the fact that you spelled "kombat" with a "c" ... it's part of the joke, YMKA wouldn't make sense, if you wanna bitch about it how about making your own site with YMKA instead of YMCA ... also c*cks