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a man from our area one Korsakov went to Latvia yesterday1 he was peculating 2 3 tonnes, broke his leg bone a man from our area one Korsakov got hit into his snot he was unfortunate, broke his nasal bone a man from our area one Korsakov was eating fresh cucumbers stuck a thumb into his eye, now his thumb bone is broken a man from our area one Korsakov, he was lifting a closet he shouldn´t have lifted, now his thigh bone has broken a man from our area one Korsakov, he saw a hoodlum, wanted to give a call to the cops, broke his chin bone a man from our area one Korsakov, he was looking at the stars a shame that he looked, his neck bone broke in two a man from our area one Korsakov went to a shop yesterday came home in a wheelchair, broke his leg bone a man from our area one Korsakov, he was smoking he got dizzy, fell down and shin bone´s broken3 a man from our area one Korsakov, he was putting a cast on he thought, a simple job and right away broke his carpal bone a man from our area one Korsakov jacked off yesterday4 he did it(=hit) strongly, broke his pelvis in two a man from our area one Korsakov brought a/his Mrs home he shouldn´t have brought, it/she broke his finger bone a man from our area one Korsakov went into water during winter he didn´t come out any more, probably some bone is broken a muscleman´s life isn´t easy at all

WinnyPuhhMeiecundimeesksKorsakovlkseileLtti

internet

[b]Ozymandias[/b] I met a traveller from an antique land Who said: "Two vast and trunkless legs of stone Stand in the desert. Near them on the sand, Half sunk, a shattered visage lies, whose frown And wrinkled lip and sneer of cold command Tell that its sculptor well those passions read Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things, The hand that mocked them and the heart that fed. And on the pedestal these words appear: `My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings: Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair!' Nothing beside remains. Round the decay Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare, The lone and level sands stretch far away". [i]~ Percy Bysshe Shelley[/i]

chickenchildren

Ray Gaskins

You want to know how I got these scars? My father...was...a homo...and a queer. And one night, he goes off *gayer* than usual. Mommy gets the dildo to defend herself. He doesn't like that. Not. One. Bit. So...me watching, he takes the dildo to her, laughing while he does it. He turns to me, and he says, "Why so hetero!?" He comes at me with the dildo, "Why so hetero!?" He sticks the dildo in my mouth, "Let's put a smile on that FAGGOT!"

iyatsc

The Dark Knight + me

lizard

asmr

GNFOS

Made it. Put it on YouTube. Now putting it here.

letsgoflyabed

My YouTube Channel

why does it scream. what can cause it such pain that it takes on the visage of a rain of a thousand salts

sammytheslug

YouTube - Man Screams at Yellow Paint

If you weren't here on Christmas 2010, you won't get it.

metalgearmax2

Same

YTMND as it was today in 2006. Notice the good sites on the front page, more active sponsorship, and recent news from Max.

thegoldenage

The Beatles-Yesterday

It been one of those weeks, I've been drinking, Max is probably dead his account hacked, ytmnds in the shitter, so heres another wtf since beverly hills cop was on last night.

neutrondance

The Pointer Sisters- Neutron Dance

The license plate tag has 05 on it for May, so yeah I guess this is as close as we're gonna get for this one.

Locke5ive

Why Worry

He was super uncool, and he had all the best games, he masturbated all night before me, got drunk on Johnny Lurg Orange Juice before me, smoked cock before anyone, and got himself pregnant before any guy. He was my better in every way. This is the one that started it all....

lozeranne

Weezer and rathergood

This is an implementation of a fruitless desire which I had for a fleeting moment when my mind once worked in the proper way as I see other individuals. I felt wonderful and confused and at the end of my experience had found myself having completed nothing. It is at this point when I sit back, masturbating before falling asleep in a profound state of arousal, having wasted the potential life of a million human beings who will not fetter and waste on this hopeless and beautiful planet, eating macdonalds and paying for kia hybrids.

chapstik

https://www.google.com

Guys, you're not going to believe this. Look over there. Look, on the horizon, you can see him. It's Quick-Man. He's come to save us all.

quick-man

IT'S THE THEME OF MOTHERFUCKING QUICK MAN.

I'm out. It's been fun. I wanted to slap together one last noise site, but I just don't have it in me anymore. Everyone's moved on. It's time for me to do the same. I mean: JAMES GANFOLDIINI WAS A BELOVED CHARTER ACTER AND THEPSIEAN WHO PLAYED DRUMMELDORF IN THE LIVE ATCION PRODUCTION OF "HENRY POTTER 2: HANGER GAMES". HE WIL BE REMEREBED FOR HIS BRIF STUNT AS THE LED GUTIARIST FOR THE BAND IMARGARINE DRAGONS. HE WAS THE FIRTS ACTOR TO DO A NUDE SECNE ON THE HOB NETWORK ... fuck, I can't even put together one of these anymore. It's been fun. But it's been 11 years of making senseless noise sites and incoherent-yet-still-somewhat-coherent rambling comments and texts, and I don't think my brain can do it anymore.

jamesgandalf

the soporpos theam

Not by me, but surprised it wasn't on YTMND in the first place. Here you go. GIF by buckmatic4 on tumblr. Song by Max Coveri.

runninginthelate80s

Max Coveri - Running in the 90's

so I recorded this piece of shit in January 2013, thought it was really dumb, and forgot about it. then for some dumbass reason I decided to revisit it two years later and add the background music, which didn't exactly line up with the words because I went too fast and so I had to chop it up and piece it together and anyway it still sounds like shit. that was in January of this year and today I decided to just put some images together and say fuck it because who cares about quality on a site littered with suzane and picheu crap (which isn't really moon man anymore but fucking close enough) and well here, enjoy, 1, and leave.

ytmnd2015

toilet.

He did it all for the nookie.

TheNookie

I just found it on my old hard drive.

You're walking through the woods, a long tube on your shoulder, business as usual, when suddenly, you hear it..

SoundsofRednecks

Rescue 911 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LoeIIURkkIU

The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over, but it can't. Not without your help. But you're not helping.

TanhauserGate

ih

i just spent like 4 hours listening to this loop while i was editing a video to it now everyone else on earth can too, lucky them. (seizure warning)

timeispoop

https://archive.org/details/AyumiHamasaki-EvolutiontimeIsPopMix

"Mr Grey don't tip." "He don't tip? Whaddya mean you don't tip?" "He doesn't believe in it." "Shut up. What do you mean you don't believe in it? Come on, you, cough up a buck, you cheap bastard. I paid for your goddamn Iams!"

reservoirkitties

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4b1wt3-zpzQ

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

navyseal

from https://www.youtube.com/user/BruceWillakers

It's a punk who dance on "Lazerhawk - King of the streets"

punkofthestreetssovietpunk

LazerHawk King of the Streets

praise the kush

valarmlady

found it on utube

I made most of the WRONGMUSICTMND sites of the last 5 years, good to see it back on the front page

becauseitspopularagain

Parliament Funkadelic - Bring The Funk

Agent Dale Goofer® fucks up and eats some bad Laura Palmer

hsfhds

Marky Mark and the BRADY BUNCH

Says it on the tin.

THOMASTHEDANK

SFM - We like to party

pop It like a wheelie should i'm up on your mind feelin pretty Good

popitmeesh

Anamanaguchi -「 Pop It (feat. meesh彡☆)

"Pay close attention. You could miss something." This facebook group is not Group Zero, because Group Zero Does Not Exist. There are three keys, each in seven parts. Each part is a day in the fool's journey. There is no day for the fool himself, because Group Zero Does Not Exist. This group is a doorway. A doorway that will both fully open, and close forever on solstice night. If you can't find the first key, you haven't got a hope of finding the second or third. Without all three keys, you cannot open the door. And if you cannot pass through the door, you are not worthy to be part of Group Zero. Which Does Not Exist. Whatever the most committed among you find on the other side, it will not be Group Zero, because Group Zero Does Not Exist. For those who are not committed and organised, not paying attention, your journey will end with this group. Feel free to add anyone who may appreciate it. Time is short. 14 days left. #GZDNE

groupzerodoesnotexist

Doom 3 videogame sounds

max made this site for me to post

chuckiefinster

So these two Mexicans are taking a test to become United States citizens. The first question on the test is, "Old McDonald had a ____." One Mexican whispers to the other Mexican, "Pssst, hey, what's the answer number one?" He replies, "You idiot, Its FARM. Old MacDonald had a FARM." "Oh OK." . . . A few seconds later the first Mexican interrupts again, "Pssst, how do you spell [i]farm[/i]?" The second Mexican becomes irate, "You IDIOT, everybody knows [i]farm[/i] is spelled E-I-E-I-O!