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El Marti es sexy.

sexymarti

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6KUJE2xs-RE

You're the man now dawg

pici

own

Now you can feel better about yourself. You're welcome.

Everybodys-Got-The-Strength

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It's not that I think you're cynical and loveless, it's just that I think you're cynical and loveless.

sometimesijustwannapiercetheshitoutofmyfaceyouknow

website

YOU'RE NOT MY REAL DAD

you-must-pay-the-jethro-toll

Empty Inside

No description is needed, you're fucking perfect, as fuck.

BFFFL

itunes

Oh, that Krang! He's way too evil to stand THOSE for very long. Especially when they're given to him by a super-charged girl next door who can crush a mountain with her bare hands...Or feet if she chooses!

kranghateshugs

This Site

YOU'RE THE MOM NOW, DAD.

ivogivog

www.ivogmusic.com

yelling about football year mmxii

shutthe

week 1

Can't touch this (x2) Can't touch this (oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh) (x2) My-my-my-my music hits me so hard makes me say oh my Lord Thank you for blessing me with a mind to rhyme and two hyped feet It feels good when you know you're down A superdope homeboy from the Oaktown And I'm known as such And this is a beat uh u can't touch I told you homeboy u can't touch this Yeah that's how we're livin' and you know u can't touch this Look in my eyes man u can't touch this You know let me bust the funky lyrics u can't touch this Fresh new kicks and pants You got it like that now you know you wanna dance So move out of your seat And get a fly girl and catch this beat While it's rollin' hold on pump a little bit And let me know it's going on like that like that Cold on a mission so pull on back Let 'em know that you're too much And this is a beat uh u can't touch Yo I told you u can't touch this Why you standing there man u can't touch this Yo sound the bells school is in sucker u can't touch this Give me a song or rhythm Making 'em sweat that's what I'm giving 'em Now they know when you talk about the Hammer You talk about a show that's hyped and tight Singers are sweatin' so pass them a mic Or a tape to learn what it's gonna take And now he's gonna burn The charts legit either work hard Or you might as well quit That's word because you know U can't touch this (oh-oh oh oh-oh-oh) (x2) Break it down (Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh oh-oh) (x4) Stop Hammer time Go with the flow in a spin if you can't move to this Then you probably are dead So wave your hands in the air Bust throught the moves run your fingers through your hair This is it for a winner Dance to this and you're gonna get thinner Move slide your rump Just for a minute let's all do the bump Bump bump bump yeah U can't touch this Look man u can't touch this You'll probably get hyped boy 'Cause you know you can't u can't touch this Ring the bell school's back in break it down (Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh) (x4) Stop Hammer time (Oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh) (x2) (Oh-oh oh-oh oh-oh oh-oh) (Oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh) u can't touch this (x3) (Oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh) break it down (Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh) (x2) Stop Hammer time Every time you see me that Hammer's just so hype I'm dope on the floor and I'm magic on the mic Now why would I ever stop doing this With others makin' records that just don't hit I toured around the world from London to the BAY It's Hammer go Hammer mc hammer yo hammer and the rest can go and play U can't touch this (oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh) (x2) U can't touch this (oh-oh oh-oh-oh) Yeah u can't touch this I told you u can't touch this (oh-oh oh-oh-oh) Too hype can't touch this Get me outta here u can't touch this (Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)

valeria-hammertime

Youtube ~to~ Mp3 converter.

Vancouver RE will drop 5%.. but not 10%! Definitely not... right..?

ianwatt

youtube audio edited

Actually, I think they're made of alabaster...

marbleboobs

Dream Theater - Please, Please, Please Let Me Get What I Want

He got tired of people asking "If your friends jumped off of a bridge, would you?"

iller

Phyllis Diller - You're Different

You're the man now Snoop Dog.

joint

Youtube

What couldn't have been...

maximal

http://yourethemannowdog.ytmnd.com/ with editing

When you're feeling down, sing some Hilary Duff karaoke.

heynowdreams

Karaoke

you're a faggot!

ankit

youtube garageband

You're the lion now, Dogg!

liondogg

randomly chose a sound already present on ytmnd

WE BOTH KNOW YOU'RE THE ONE TO BLAAAAAME

justunderstand

dfhfgh

Notorious navy seal copy pasta turned song hat the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your Life. You're fucking Dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy Retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking Dead, kiddo.

navysealsong

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NsZMbs5PC64&feature=plcp

My favorite scene in the 1994 family film, Trading Mom, where Sissy Spacek grounds her kids for doing illegal things.

tradingmom

Trading Mom

WALK THE SWAG WALK WHEN YOU'RE IN THERE LIKE SHAREWARE

intherelikeshareware

Taken from Sega's Wacky Worlds, dumped by me.

Only the best QWOPter

QWOPter

Joe Esposito - You're the best around

Sleix: Oh great, they're dividing.

furryspecials

Romeo & Juliet Soundtrack

You're the best!

mongoosemania

YOUTUBE

Journey into your inner peaceful place as the video tame console takes us down from the heavens into the wondrous, slow descent back home. The Earth's welcoming waters get bluer and bluer as we float down, and the stars above twinkle as if they're almost waving goodbye and farewell to a visiting friend. With every goodbye, there is a hello on the horizon. Literally, in this case. Smile warmly and embrace your mother Earth as you fall into her waiting arms.

TRANQUILItmndDowntoEarth

http://www.hamienet.com

lol oh felice

felicelilithfawn

omont

You're the Russian now dog.

filthyrussiandog

Google

Candice Bergen and Matt Pinfield are crime fighting terrorist negotiators who met at TGIFriday's on ladies night. "I'll have a coors light, and a long island ice tea for the lady" "I'm sorry sir, but ladies are allowed one free drink, and she had a rum and shasta already" "Damnit I've been negotiating with terrorists all day. Give me a long island ice tea now!" "Is this how you practice negotiating? By acting like an insane bitch and already drunk at- wait, you're a terrorist nogiator?" "Why yes. And it's really stressfull. That's why I'm trying to get that long island ice tea. Let me tell you something, I've been-" "Let me stop you right here. Do you use a megaphone?" "Of course I do jack-ass. Terrorist are always hanging out of 12th story windows with a knife to someone's throat. They don't toss us walkie-talkies, if that's what you're thinking. Now where's that long island ice tea?" Well you see, I host a really long and boring show on MTV called 200 minutes, something or other, and most of my viewers only stay tuned because they fall asleep and can't change the channel. If I can use your megaphone on my show, I can wake them up, and they'll change the channel to animaniacs or something, and then I can lose my job and we can fight crime together. I love you Candice." "Sounds good. But wait, can I still convince people that a lifetime in jail is better than quenching their thirst for vengence, and sacrificing their lives to achieve eternal bliss in heaven?" "Fine, we'll be crime fighters/terrorist negotiators, ok?" "Ok great. If I could just get that drink, we'll be on our way." "The bartender said you can't have it because you already drank the shasta." "Well I'm not paying 6 dollars for a shitty long island ice tea!!!" "I got an idea. We'll split it. I'll chip in 3 dollars and you can just owe me." "Sounds good. BARTENDE- wait a minute! OWE you?! LOLOL Let's arrest this guy for orderly conduct!"

swordplay

Whore-Ratio Sands