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So recently, max went online (for some reason) and started a cleanup. All of the users and sites in the deletion queue were deleted (as always,) but that wasn't all. Those users who would spam those elephant feces sites are banned, as well as many others. In total, as far as I know, five people were hit. AngryNerd, who started Dried Poop Crust, Raw Eggs, and Mechanical Weiner was banned, as well as all of the accounts from JungleExplorer, meaning that JungleExplorer, MotherfuckerMike, and the other alts are gone. Note that the original creator of the fad, Cinemassacre, wasn't hit. Personally, I think that AngryNerd could've been spared, as he at least has some interesting sites, but the banning of the rest was definitely justified. Then, Toshiba's account is also gone. If you don't know, Toshiba was a user who was VERY anti-elephant feces. Yet... He still got hit. Maybe Toshiba was just a troll created by JungleExplorer? It would explain why, despite supposedly hating elephant feces, he never once downvoted any of their sites. In fact, he never voted on ANY site. Maybe it just has to do with the fact that he was practically begging for sponsorships on his sites? He ended up actually never getting a sponsorship, but who knows. Lastly, Redblade7 was banned for "terrorism". Then there's MyPostingPlace, aka Santa-Bot, who also is gone. The thing is... I think that it was voluntary? There is this thing in the chat where "Ruby" says that sacrificing their account is worth it if others get banned. I think that's MPP? Or maybe the account was down for posting NSFW images in the preview? I dunno. (chat thing is here https://image.ibb.co/dhR33y/Screen_shot_2018_05_14_at_10_58_22_PM.png) If any other users got hit, please comment detailing who and possibly why.

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LONDON (Reuters) - Oil prices steadied below 3-1/2 year highs on Monday as resistance emerged in Europe and Asia to U.S. sanctions against major crude exporter Iran, while rising U.S. drilling pointed to higher North American production. Brent crude LCOc1 was up 15 cents at $77.27 a barrel by 1130 GMT. U.S. light crude oil was up 5 cents at $70.75. Both oil futures contracts hit their highest since November 2014 last week at $78 and $71.89 a barrel respectively as markets anticipated a sharp fall in Iranian crude supply once U.S. sanctions bite later this year. It is unclear how hard U.S. sanctions will hit Iran’s oil industry. A lot will depend on how other major oil consumers respond to Washington’s action against Tehran, which will take effect in November. China, France, Russia, Britain, Germany and Iran all remain in the nuclear accord that placed controls on Iran’s nuclear programme and led to a relaxation of economic sanctions against Iran and companies doing business there. Some oil analysts have said they expect Iranian crude exports to fall by as little as 200,000 barrels per day (bpd), while others put the figure closer to 1 million bpd. Michael Wittner, analyst at Societe Generale, forecasts U.S. sanctions will remove 400,000-500,000 bpd of Iranian crude from the global oil market. “In 2012 the reduction in Iranian crude production and exports was around 1 million bpd,” Wittner said. “This time around, we expect much less of an impact.” Greg McKenna, chief market strategist at futures brokerage AxiTrader, says it is still “far from certain” that sanctions “will bite in the way intended”. “Germany has said it will protect its companies from U.S. sanctions, Iran has said French oil giant Total (TOTF.PA) has yet to pull out of its fields and all the while it seems the Chinese are ready to fill the void created by the U.S.” The surge in oil prices comes at a time of tight supply amid record Asian demand and voluntary output restraint by the Organization of the Petroleum Exporting Countries and non-OPEC producers including Russia. On Monday, however, markets were held in check by news of a rise in U.S. drilling for new oil production. U.S. drillers added 10 oil rigs in the week to May 11, bringing the total to 844, the highest level since March 2015, energy services firm Baker Hughes said on Friday. “Soaring U.S. shale output will continue to put a cap on prices,” said Hussein Sayed, chief market strategist at futures brokerage FXTM.

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How's this for creepy?! A man was arrested and tasered after he allegedly broke into Rihanna's home and spent the night. TMZ reported that cops arrived at RiRi's house early on May 10 after the singer's alarm company reported a possible intruder. The alarm company suspected that someone may have been in Rihanna's house because the alarm had apparently been tampered with. "Once officers arrived, they came upon a man who appeared to have stayed the night," TMZ said. Knowing that the man didn't live there, police reportedly ordered him to come outside. At some point, authorities tasered the man, although it's unclear why. Rihanna wasn't home at the time of the alleged break-in. Police are still investigating if anything was taken, and they're also trying to determine how exactly he got in. The man was booked in jail for residential burglary. Something similar happened to Taylor Swift last month when a man allegedly broke into a house owned by the singer and made himself at home, even sleeping in a bed.

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Just so you know, i'm still alive. It's just that i've been busy with other things in life.

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See the background origin.

Heroes must win in the end..

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Remember when you thought i was funny and cool? you still think so, right? stop lying to yourself

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Break My Stride + I Ain't Get No Sleep Cause of Y'all (Audio of second thing sped up to match song tempo) BITZERS15 is BACK WITH A NEW ACCOUNT (Can still view my old YTMNDS)

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Matthew Wilder- Break My Stride (I AIN'T GET NO SLEEP CAUSE OF Y'ALL) Remix

net neutrality has been repealed and YTMND is still online right now

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Nobody does it better

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Look it's not that I hate YTMND or anything this website just isn't much of a very good avenue for creativity or anything in the (((current year))). People are too worried about Trump aborting their 12 year olds to make anything good and they all work at Buzzfeed or have some art degree and they're just generally all pretty gay and I don't think those people are worth associating with??? Umm, I just CAN'T adult right now please call me back tomorrow when I feel a little better I've been SOOOOO BUSY!!!! Pure pain pill and anti-depressent addictions have killed all men I know approaching middle age and everyone else has probably turned into a woman because that's cool now (changing your gender LOL bunch of fucking fags (yes fag is still fun to say (i'm not going to stop saying it))). Max if you're reading this, MAX GOLDBERG that is send me or just "slide into my DMs" :lol: and shoot me your contact info cause I know a guy that could get you a nice new condo in Jew York. FILLER----

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I don't agree with the way Jews are gteated in hollyWood look so what i fhtey wANT TO HAVE SEX WITH UDNERAGE BOYS AND MOST OF THEM ARE HGAY MEN OR PREDATORAY MEN OR EUGLY MEN OR FAT MEN OR WAIT DID i EMNTION MOST OF THEM ARE jWS? lOOK THIS ISN'T A WHITE NATIONSALIST TREND OR BIGOTIY OR ANTIDFA PLEASE DON'T COME BRICK MY FUCKING AR WINDOWS i', STILL MAKING PAYEMNTS ON THAT STHING i';M JUST SAYING THERE'S A LOT OF faggots GOING AROUND AND DOING WHATEVER EHY WANT AND THEY JSHOOULD ME STOPPED.

When North Korean hackers tried to steal $1 billion from the New York Federal Reserve last year, only a spelling error stopped them. They were digitally looting an account of the Bangladesh Central Bank, when bankers grew suspicious about a withdrawal request that had misspelled “foundation” as “fandation.” Even so, Kim Jong-un’s minions still got away with $81 million in that heist.

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President Trump declared Friday that the Iran nuclear deal is no longer in the national security interest of the United States, but stopped short of withdrawing from the Obama-era pact. “I am announcing today that we cannot and will not make this certification,” Trump said during a speech at the White House. “We will not continue down a path whose predictable conclusion is more violence, more terror and the very real threat of Iran’s nuclear breakout," he continued. The president said that Iran has “has committed multiple violations of the agreement" and accused Tehran of "not living up to the spirit of the deal.” Trump ticked off a list of problems with the deal and laid out a new, tougher strategy to confront “the rogue regime” over a series of other “hostile actions” unrelated to its nuclear program. But Trump declined to completely abandon the 2015 agreement, which he derided as "one of the worst and most one-sided transactions the United States has ever entered into," or call on Congress to reimpose nuclear-related sanctions on Iran that would hasten its demise. The decision is a compromise forged out of heated internal discussions about what to do with the nuclear deal between Iran, the U.S. and five other world powers. It comes before a Sunday deadline when Trump would have been forced to notify Congress whether Iran was still in compliance with the deal and if it still fit the nation’s security interests. Trump has certified Iranian compliance twice before, but was reportedly livid over the prospect of doing so again. He has repeatedly condemned the agreement and declared Iran has violated its “spirit” with its non-nuclear behavior, including its support for Syrian leader Bashar Assad and militant groups Middle East as well as its ballistic-missile program. Although Trump last certified Iran’s compliance in July, he nearly did not after former chief strategist Stephen Bannon handed him an op-ed published in The Hill by former United Nations ambassador John Bolton that laid out the case that the deal wasn’t in the U.S. national security interest, according to a report in The Weekly Standard. Trump was convinced to go through with the certification then, but it was clear it would not happen again. Several top advisers — including national security adviser H.R. McMaster, Secretary of State Rex Tillerson and Defense Secretary James Mattis — worried a withdrawal would enflame tensions with Iran and spark a regional crisis. They scrambled to come up with an alternative path that allowed Trump to send a message to Tehran without torpedoing the pact. Trump argued, however, that the deal is untenable, saying it “will be terminated” if no agreement is reached to strengthen and change it. He said the revisions must "ensure that Iran never — and I mean never — acquires a nuclear weapon." Trump did not call on Congress to impose sanctions on Iran for its nuclear activities, something that would effectively remove the United States from the deal. Instead he asked Congress to pass new benchmarks Iran would need to meet in order to stave off nuclear-related sanctions in the future. That includes revisiting sunset provisions that allow Iran to ramp up uranium enrichment activity after 10 years.

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its 2064 and all AI are superintelligent and humans are virtually immortal. Meanwhile, the ytmnd .gif upload limit is still 8MB

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I wish AegisReflector was still active to make new license sites too! Nearing the end of the day of the 10th Anniversary of the Superbad movie's release, I decided to make yet another new license site. Also, Aegis's old site about Jeremy bowling is a good idea for a new fad to create.

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new license + Pearl Jam

Inflation Fetish™ - Still Hot™ II: Even Hotter™ featuring The Pressure™ is a critical look at cultural appropriation.

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Inflation Fetish™ - Still Hot™ II: Even Hotter™ featuring The Pressure™

The Inflation Fetish™ is Still Hot™ after all these years of having not done anything.

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Inflation Fetish™ - Still Hot™

INTREPID DOMAIN GRAB! This is the first site I ever made about Kaz Hirai, yeah, I still need to learn about a few more old YTMND fads. The Suzanne movement could recruit Kaz Hirai if we knew he was really for entertainment being free, even though the Playstation 3 retailed for $599 US DOLLARS back in 2006. Well, SONY ALWAYS WINS, according to PS TRIPLE aficionado Chad Warden. Leonard Cohen (RIP 1934-2016) was signed to Columbia Records which was owned by Sony, so there's another reason to talk about this.

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FREE ENTERTAINMENT

Recreating a removed site. Not sure why it was removed as it's one of the best ones from this site, and was even in the Wiki. Thankfully I still had the raw materials.

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timtheecstacymantailormadesuit.ytmnd.com via my harddrive. Saved to burn to a YTMND Remix CD ages ago, had it on backup.

heheheh i did it. still bad tho

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The graveyard of mem- er, fads past

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God, I miss the good old days on this site.

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Mad World - Gary Jules

TheReportOfTheWeek star still alive!

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Pearl Jam, Alive

rob liefeld is still a classic

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Donna - Captain America

some users don't quite get why Suzanne had a FREE ENTERTAINMENT movement on YTMND. I'd be using YouTube alot more if our favorite songs weren't blocked by bots or reported by SNITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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YTMND doesn't have bots that block audio!

13 years later, Family Guy is still singing about YTMND.

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Family Guy

I still come here every now and then, it makes me sad. Not a peep from max either :(

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