| ?Too bad I'm not Chuck Norris |
bigjoe |
(3.89) |
1,899 |
2006-01-12 |
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description:
Too bad I'm not Chuck Norris and can flex it away.
domain:
foundcancer
sound origin:
Internet
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| ?Bad Cops, Bad Cops |
AzulTheCat |
(3.89) |
1,958 |
2006-09-14 |
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description:
Cops in Sprigfield
domain:
badcopsbadcops
sound origin:
Chapter 2 of above.
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| ?Strong Bad spins right round |
provingapoint |
(3.89) |
4,845 |
2007-02-06 |
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description:
Wheeeeeee! (Sorry for the slight shottyness, as usual)
domain:
strongbadspins
sound origin:
Dead or Alive - You spin me right round
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| ?Neo has his comptuer hacked by someone with bad... |
mik3m |
(3.89) |
1,904 |
2008-05-04 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
choker
sound origin:
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| ?Nazis <3 flowers |
Kammler |
(3.89) |
1,799 |
2009-07-25 |
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description:
Nazis aren't really that bad!=3
domain:
evilnazis
sound origin:
i dunno, lol
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| ?Prehistoric Dinosaur talks about February |
prairiedogeric10 |
(3.89) |
2,215 |
2010-02-10 |
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description:
site #1000 is getting posted tonight, I gotta poop real bad brb
domain:
discourse
sound origin:
AT&T Mike
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| ?Detroit Attacked By Vampires |
LIGHTPIE7 |
(3.89) |
5,210 |
2011-03-24 |
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description:
A bizarre question asked on Yahoo! Answers garners an even more bizarre response. When WAS the last time that Detroit was attacked by vampires? Does Robert Pattinson know about it?
Text from Yahoo!:
"A friend and I were discussing Eminem earlier today, and I had brought up the line in "Lose Yourself" when he compares his small neighborhood of Detroit as Salem's Lot. I was then wondering if Eminem had either read the novel of 'Salem's Lot, since there are two major differences between Jerusalem's Lot and the town in which Mr. Mathers grew up.
1) 'Salem's Lot was a small, quaint country village, not a poverty-stricken suburban ghetto of a major city.
2) 'Salem's Lot was being taken over by vampires.
I do not believe that Detroit has been invaded by vampires recently, but I decided to check on here anyway. Does anyone here know of the last time Detroit had to fight off a vampire apocalypse? If you could help me, that would be great.
Thank you."
Best Answer:
"The last time Detroit had to fight off a vampire attack was in November of 2005, when the book "Twilight" was released, causing many vampires to believe they could reveal themselves openly. The first signs of the attack was when several victims were found dead with bite marks in their necks. The police originally thought it was the work of sociopaths, but further proof was found when a dead vampire was found by several homeless men hoping for a reward.
After the police found conclusive evidence, they brought it to the attention of the mayor. He was hesitant at first, but discovery of a second vampire corpse convinced him otherwise. He put out a press statement warning the citizens of Detroit, and killing techniques. This led to a plethora of vampire corpses. After it was found that most of these corpses were not vampires, but in fact emos, The mayor put out another press statement that told all of Detroit to alert the authorities if they found a vampire. This was to prevent more emo killings. (although, the mayor was heard saying that it was not necessarily a bad thing).
Eventually most of the vampires were killed off, but there are some that live there still today."
domain:
detroitvampires
sound origin:
An mp3 file of Eminem's "Lose Yourself" downloaded from the iTunes library.
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| ?Charlie Sheen finds peace at war |
Image |
(3.89) |
1,455 |
2011-05-20 |
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description:
Losing's not so bad
domain:
losing
sound origin:
Platoon and Charlie Sheen winning
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| ?there's a demon who likes to argue with my ... |
Famery-Gai |
(3.89) |
1,712 |
2012-05-01 |
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description:
If i don't take off my clothes and let the demon argue with my ass for at least 2 hours a day, he will do something bad to the people I care about. The worst days are when the discussion moves towards politics. It doesn't help that my ass likes to instigate shit and enjoys making the demon angry.
domain:
its-a-true-story
sound origin:
susan christie - i love onions
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| ?Brokeback Cartman |
h3llbring3r |
(3.89) |
8,677 |
2005-12-20 |
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description:
Life imitates satire.
Bad movie gets oscar buzz for gaysploitation. Golden Globes are worthless.
domain:
brokebackcartman
sound origin:
Soufparc
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| ?Strong Bad is a Math Genius! |
extremejon |
(3.89) |
4,124 |
2006-08-23 |
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description:
I love doing that at school.
domain:
strongbadmath
sound origin:
http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail143.html
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| ?Farrah Fawcett is dead |
Scockery |
(3.88) |
1,512 |
2009-06-25 |
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description:
Just wanted to remind America that it still has 5 out of 6 original Charlie's Angels left and that ain't bad.
domain:
tanyalives
sound origin:
Charlie's Angels
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| ?Macaulay Caulkin' |
hbktommy4031 |
(3.88) |
6,110 |
2006-03-07 |
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description:
i had really bad farts tonight
domain:
macaulaycaulkin
sound origin:
dont ask
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| ?Boodiggy Boodiggy Boodiggy DOY! |
YourTheCoconutMan |
(3.88) |
2,559 |
2007-01-23 |
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description:
DoyDoyDoyDoy UH OH!
domain:
dadeedadadeedada
sound origin:
Big Bad Voodoo Daddy - Minnie The Moocher
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| ?Gman is definitely a bad person... |
keeboz |
(3.88) |
6,746 |
2006-01-28 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
gmanisevil
sound origin:
homestarrunner.com
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| ?Sonic receives some bad news. |
Teh-no |
(3.88) |
3,577 |
2007-02-09 |
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description:
Damn you Wolf Blitzer!
domain:
thatsnogoodsonic
sound origin:
http://sallysonictruth.ytmnd.com/ + edit
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| ?Godfinger Of The Disco (late / needs work D+) |
b7571439 |
(3.88) |
880 |
2009-03-08 |
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description:
rudy ray more is one bad motherf*cker and the owner of an all black disco that soon finds itself closed due to all profits being sunk into jumper suits
domain:
foamgodfinger
sound origin:
gotd
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| ?Prehistoric Dinosaur cleans up his potty mouth for t... |
prairiedogeric10 |
(3.88) |
2,142 |
2009-03-21 |
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description:
Is "orgy" a bad word?
domain:
pornographic
sound origin:
AT&T Mike
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| ?worst senior picture ever |
bloodydiaperman |
(3.88) |
4,213 |
2006-03-09 |
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description:
bad picture
domain:
worstseniorpicture
sound origin:
friends
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| ?Blade Addresses the United Nations |
HailEris |
(3.88) |
4,225 |
2006-06-26 |
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description:
Catch you f*ckers at a bad time?
domain:
bladeunrave
sound origin:
The Pump Panel - Confusion
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| ?You got a bad attitude pops |
MurdarMachene |
(3.88) |
1,462 |
2006-11-14 |
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description:
You got a bad attitude pops, lighten up before your arteries harden
domain:
LightenUpBeforeYourArteriesHarden
sound origin:
You got a bad attitude pops
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| ?Farnsworth's Bad LHC News |
JeremyU |
(3.88) |
3,400 |
2008-09-10 |
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description:
I don't necessarily believe LHC tests will have any catastrophic effects on the Earth, but I can't get the phrase "The super collider super-exploded" out of my head.
domain:
superexploded
sound origin:
http://www.gotfuturama.com/Multimedia/EpisodeSounds/4ACV04/06.mp
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| ?Bad day |
Texaggie79 |
(3.88) |
8,830 |
2006-10-24 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
baddaymouse
sound origin:
kill billybob
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| ?this ytmnd site deleted because |
yopixs |
(3.88) |
5,422 |
2006-09-16 |
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description:
sucks blows bad awful
domain:
wasdeleted
sound origin:
Bevis/Butthead, Wargames, Bart S.,Tango/Cash, Letterman,Spacebal
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| ?You are a Pirate - Badass Version |
DarthWang |
(3.88) |
8,990 |
2012-01-25 |
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description:
Yes, a cover of this song that's actually good. I was amazed too. Also I entered this in the contest because it involves piracy. Just think of the message as being: Pirates are cool, so SOPA is bad.
domain:
alestorm
sound origin:
Alestorm - You Are a Pirate cover
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| ?Dennis Hopper hates plumbers |
EvilDeadPopTarts |
(3.88) |
5,827 |
2006-01-25 |
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description:
Dennis Hopper realizes how bad the mario Brothers movie really is.
domain:
killthatplumber
sound origin:
Mario Brothers movie
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| ?This is a Feel Bad YTMND |
notjon |
(3.88) |
2,538 |
2006-02-05 |
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description:
sad day for Calvin and Hobbes
domain:
calvinbadday
sound origin:
other ytmnd
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| ?Marty Messed up BAD (v2) |
Moxler |
(3.88) |
3,974 |
2006-02-23 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
martymessup
sound origin:
BTTF
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| ?Johnny 5 had a bad day |
jgc5005 |
(3.88) |
2,562 |
2006-06-27 |
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description:
Johnny Five looks disassembled
domain:
johnnyfive
sound origin:
Daniel Powter
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| ?What is it? |
ThisIsObviouslyAnAlt |
(3.88) |
2,506 |
2007-07-20 |
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description:
OOOOOoooooo!
domain:
ahunterdestroyermachine
sound origin:
Invader Zim, Episode 15, Season 1 - Bad, Bad Rubber Piggy
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