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At an abandoned PSTriple, a police squad corners dat Asian Bitch, who overpowers them with BALLIN abilities. She flees, pursued by the police and a group of suited Fanboys capable of similar superhuman feats. She answers a ringing public PSTriple and vanishes. HD Gamer Chad Warden, known by his HAEH-cking alias "C-Wizzy", is puzzled by repeated online encounters with the phrase "the Xbox". Asian Bitch contacts him and tells him a man named Anthony has the answers C-Wizzy seeks. A team of Fanboys and police, led by M6, arrives at C-Wizzy's Caddy in search of him. Though Anthony attempts to guide C-Wizzy to safety, Chad Daddy surrenders rather than risk a dangerous escape. The Fanboys offer to erase Chad's criminal record in exchange for his help with locating Anthony, who they claim is mad gay. When C-Wizzy refuses to cooperate, they fuse his dick shut, pin him down, and implant a gay dildo in his ass. Chad wakes up from what he believes to be a nightmare. Soon after, Chad is taken by Asian Bitch to meet Anthony, and she removes the dildo from Chad. Anthony offers Chad a choice between two pills: red to reveal the truth about the Xbox, or blue to make Chad forget everything and return to his former life. Chad takes the red pill, and his reality begins to distort, awakening in a cum-filled pod among countless other pods, containing other Sony fans. He is then brought aboard Anthony's flying Caddy, the Tampa Flo-Day. As Chad recuperates from a lifetime of physical inactivity in the pod, Anthony explains the situation: In the early 21st century, a war broke out between Sony and Microsoft Fanboys. After Sony blocked the Fanboys' access to ABAP energy, the Xbox Fans responded by enslaving Sony fans and harvesting their BALLIN power while keeping their minds pacified in the Xbox, a shared simulated reality modeled on the world as it was in 2006. In the years following, the remaining free Sony fans took refuge in the underground city of H-Town. Anthony and his crew are a group of rebels who hack into the Xbox to "unplug" enslaved Sony fans and recruit them; their understanding of the Xbox's simulated nature allows them to bend its physical laws. Anthony warns Chad that death within the Xbox kills the physical body too and explains that the Fanboys are mad gay, while Nintendo fans called Wiis eliminate rebels in the real world. Chad's prowess during virtual training cements Anthony's belief that Chad is "ABAP", a Sony fan prophesied to free Sony kind. The group enters the Xbox to visit Nick Bass, a prophet-like Nintendo Fanboy who predicted that ABAP would emerge. He implies to Chad that he is not ABAP and warns that he will have to choose between Anthony's life and his own. Before they can leave the Xbox, Fanboys and police ambush the group, tipped off by elchivofr, a disgruntled crew member who has betrayed Anthony in exchange for a deal to be plugged back into the Xbox to live a gay life. To buy time for the others, Anthony fights M6 and is captured. Elchivofr exits the Xbox and murders the other crew members as they lie unconscious. Before elchivofr can kill Chad and Dat Asian Bitch, crew member Volcop13 regains consciousness and kills him before pulling Chad and Asian Bitch from the Xbox. The Fanboys interrogate Anthony to learn his access codes to the PSTriple in H-Town, which would allow them to destroy it. Chad resolves to return to the Xbox to rescue Anthony, as Nick Bass prophesied; Asian Bitch insists she accompany him. While rescuing Anthony, Chad gains confidence in his abilities, performing feats comparable to those of the Fanboys.

thexbox

I fit the summary of the movie into the description and foreground origin so just pretend this one says something funny too

I need to focus on doing something more worthwhile, changes need to be made, later it's been fun.

gendark01

LAST SITE

Eh, I started on this months ago, abandoned it, and figured I would finish it. Never really turned out like I hoped. One from Otter's junk pile.

welcomekhan

TOS Soundtrack - Time Reverse

edit: Apr. 26th, 2012 - hey guys. lately i've noticed that this site has become unsynced for some reason, and i'm not sure why. if it's fucked up on your end too, i'll see what i can do to fix it. thanks.

habababaaababa

Star Trek Insurrection

Microsoft Sam is dropping a 5-track EP entitled "The Sam I Am EP". Get more information on it at framepro.blogspot.com

samstillridin

Microsoft Sam

Saw this story on CNN and it was just too perfect for this

nazipool

Huet Ist Mein Tag

Pokefloats has a new blow up candidate.

pocketmonsters

Pokemon Battle Theme

Just for the record, there was never any intention of a hidden/subtle "Oh no a Jew" joke. I just watched this bit on Youtube and laughed at Grover getting crushed by a door. If the Jew angle makes it funnier, that's fine too.

hellodere

Sesame Street

to answer some of the comments: i usually ride at 530 in the morning but its too dark to get good pics then so i chose to do this on a day where i had a shift starting at noon, yes its Calgary, the ride takes 45 min to work and 1 hour to get back

aprankster507morning

the plug (quantic mix) - bonobo

soapalope made a site, deleted it, and then reposted it. ryanmontana liked it and made one, and then they told 2 friends, and so on and so on, and so on, and so on We Did It!!

yetagain

dfgdf

Well heck, people are still going on about this thing... I might have to release a new one with Haswell's socket and a Call on Me remix clip soon. Uh, I guess I mean Skylake now. I'll get to it eventually.

socket370

e59248ba686027b1af34e11539369af0

An endless tube... don't stare too long on it ;)

blacktube

M.Rahn - Officer Down (slowed down)

Max so far is winning the Snakes on a Plane contest (http://www.snakesonaplane.com/fansweeps/index.html). Someone on the IMDB boards is unhappy about it...

soreloser

Sound from Aretha Franklin's 'respect' just trimmed a bit.

I dropped the resolution so it won't suck when running on Internet Explorer. Sortof a sequel to "chunk is finally taken down". It's hard to blow up something made of liquid metal.

T1000chunk

Terminator 2

The new deal with Adult Swim is for more than double the amount of episodes that the cult cartoon has already produced. Rick and Morty fans won't have to worry about renewals for quite a while. Adult Swim just handed out a 70-episode order of the cult cartoon. Described as a "longterm deal," albeit without any announced time frame, the order is for more than double the count of episodes Rick and Morty has already produced to date. Co-creators Justin Roiland and Dan Harmon have been especially precious about the comedy, spacing out seasons and waiting as long as two years before the most recent run aired. A Rick and Morty renewal was given, but the extent of this new pact is quite unexpected. Should Roiland and Harmon maintain anything close to their current production schedule, this will keep the show on the air for as long as another decade. Rick and Morty is the de facto flagship of Adult Swim, Cartoon Network's youth-skewing cable sibling. It ranked as TV's No. 1 comedy, cable or broadcast, among millennials in 2017. With adults 18-24 and 18-34, it topped The Big Bang Theory, Modern Family and Saturday Night Live. Another 70 episodes will give Rick and Morty a whopping 101 total. That's one past the once-magic number for syndication, and it certainly sweetens the library value for producers Williams Street and owner Turner. To celebrate the deal, Adult Swim is rolling out a multi-city popup, the Rickmobile, to cater to the fervent fan base. The tour kicks off May 17 in Atlanta before making its way to San Diego Comic-Con in July.

renewal

Rick and Morty

girl with big tits

bigbouncingboobs

i have no idea how it got on my computer

I made this image on my deviantart website http://thrakks.deviantart.com/ The picture is just so much more amusing with part of the soviet national anthem behind it. The music was made by the Red Army Choir as the national anthem for the

CommieMario

Red Army Choir Album - national anthem soviet union

Yes, this is a real thing! Check it out on MoonCentral.net: https://gitgud.io/moon-men/moonman-doom

moonmandoom

Download Moon Man Doom now!: https://gitgud.io/moon-men/moonman-doom

caught up in a vicious November storm on Lake Superior and, after hours of battling Giant Squid and 30-foot waves, suddenly disappeared from radar without so much as a single warning or SOS from its captain or crew.

thefateoftheEdmundFitzgerald

popular 1976 song by singer/songwriter Gordon Lightfoot

So I've had the fortune to conduct a recorded phone interview with cult movie icon Tommy Wiseau, director of the so-bad-it's-good film "The Room", twice in my life. This is from my second phone interview with him. Here's the link to hear the first part of it on YouTube, and you can listen to the rest of it from there: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mrrke2IIgK0 If you've never heard of Tommy Wiseau and his film "The Room", then it's time for you to go to YouTube and Wikipedia and do your research. You'll thank me for telling you to do it later.

extended

See my other YTMND first: http://yourethetommywiseaunowdog.ytmnd.com/ ...then read this site's description.

Shockingly original, isn't it? Credit to http://gmanwonderfulwonderful.ytmnd.com/ for the images on the theater screen, and also the music.

Gmantheater

Tiny Tim - Living in the Sunlight, Loving in the Moonlight

This is a entry into the contest being held by fearcondom . Hope you like it. Took me quiet a while to make this. Tell me if this isn't synced up properly. It seemed fine on my computer, it might be different for other people's computers.

ifoundsomethingwtf

http://somethingfound.ytmnd.com/ + http://wtfboom.ytmnsfw.com/

All these little bumps on here, sort of give it away what it actually is.

tiapp

POISON?!

This honorable dreadnought surfs on in the name of the Imperium of Man. This is the original, this is the only one. If you see this anywhere else they took it from here.

evenindeathistillsurf

Dawn of War, Amplifier

Nintendo and SEGA announces the first Mario and Sonic crossover title ever, "Mario & Sonic at the Olympic Games" for the Wii and DS. This YTMND is based on the relay minigame. It was basically a hack job, I know the animation cou

sonicandmariorelay

Sonic 3 Invincibility music

So you're the new guy?

haw

looney tunes, of course.

Gotta love this dude....good idea. The song is the on that daft punk sampled to create robot rock if youre wondering why it sounds familiar. Btw it works better if u hit reload...go figure

anothercollegesportsrelatedytmndfromswamphox

release the beast-breakwater

Even our famous YTMND icons are being hit hard...

employ

Yeah it was actually just some guy who sent in Chad's picture and pretended to be him but this actually was on the news

Since I apparently can't change the origins, here: Sound is from Wesley Willis' "Rock and Roll McDonald's," and the image was posted on I think the old VGDC forums. Please don't hate me for it. =(

billboardirony

Some other YTMND

Just noticed the site "(nsfw) Jordan Capri Works It" in the ALL TIME YTMND HITS section on the front page and thought the classic could use an update utilizing the new back/foreground feature.... enjoy.

Capri2

http://capri.ytmnd.com/