?The Diarrhea Song |
ddman |
(3.94) |
7,613 |
2010-08-11 |
description:
Rock out to poop? Why, yes. Yes, you can.
This is a song I recorded in the late 1990s and found on a CD I burned in 2000. Yes, it's 100% original.
The song was originally recorded using some seriously wonky equipment. The vocals were belted through a Radio Shack cheap 7-dollar microphone and the multitrack on a Tascam 424 for those that remember that thing. The drums are fake and from a keyboard. All the guitars are real.
The only thing different is that I added in a guitar at the end (which is why it sounds so different from the other) because that section was originally intended for a solo I never recorded. Instead I just added in a rhythm track because it seemed to fit better.
Lyrics:
((PFFT))
DIARRHEA
DIARRHEA
YEAH ((PFFT))
PEOPLE THINK IT'S GROSS, BUT I THINK IT'S PRETTY GOOD ON TOAST
DIARRHEA
DRIVING IN MY CHEVY, AND I FEEL SOMETHING HEAVY
DIAHHREA
WHEN I'M WALKING DOWN THE HALL, AND I FEEL SOMETHING FALL
DIARRHEA
SLIDING INTO FIRST, AND I FEEL SOMETHING BURST
DIARRHEA
SLIDING INTO THIRD, AND I FEEL A WET TURD
DIARRHEA
YEAH
DIARRHEA
WHEN SOMETHING IS THE MATTER, AND I FEEL SOMETHING SPLATTER
DIARRHEA
WHEN THERE'S SOMETHING IN MY FEET, AND IT CAME FROM MY SEAT
DIARRHEA
WHEN I'M SLIDING INTO HOME, AND I FEEL SOMETHING'S BLOWN
DIARRHEA
WHEN I'M BREAKING ON THE BOWL, AND A WAVE COMES FROM THE HOLE
DIARRHEA
YEAH
OOP! OH MAN, I GOTTA WIPE MY ASS. HEH HEH HEH HEH. ((PFFT))
domain:
diarrheasong
sound origin:
See description. Lyrics included.
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?Epic Undress Maneuver |
Ashido |
(3.71) |
7,671 |
2006-07-01 |
description:
Uber asian trick, this guy is fully dressed and drops it all in +/- 1.5s
domain:
epicundress
sound origin:
Nightwish - Ghost Love Score
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?The Kenny Rogers Jackass bat trick |
pgodbout |
(3.67) |
7,730 |
2005-12-21 |
description:
no description given.
domain:
kennybattrick
sound origin:
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?Wilson takes it to the House |
TmsT |
(4.32) |
7,746 |
2009-01-20 |
description:
Wilson takes it to da House!
domain:
wilsonhouse
sound origin:
Trick Daddy feat. Trina - Take It To The House
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?Epic magic trick |
pacohatesyou |
(3.94) |
8,175 |
2008-07-25 |
description:
no description given.
domain:
hidethepencil
sound origin:
epic maneuver
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?Mitch Hedberg on special meaning songs |
magicbeaverpelt |
(3.95) |
8,299 |
2006-04-27 |
description:
Mitch Hedberg explains how special meaning songs can become cheap. The man is a legend. You are missed, Mitch.
domain:
mitchspecialsongs
sound origin:
Mitch Hedberg
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?I GOT TRICKED BY ON.NIMP.ORG |
Father-McKenzie |
(3.96) |
8,382 |
2007-10-16 |
description:
no description given.
domain:
mylifechangedforever
sound origin:
guy
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?Scientology Will Try Anything |
txrxs |
(3.93) |
8,542 |
2006-06-28 |
description:
Xenu's up to his old tricks again.
domain:
xenulovesfishing
sound origin:
Advent Children
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?Dude Love |
MenchiFan |
(3.89) |
8,707 |
2005-08-29 |
description:
Dude Love's WWF Titantron and Entrance Theme
domain:
dudelovefoley
sound origin:
Hard Knocks And Cheap Pops DVD
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?(nsfw) Nigga Stole Mario's Bike (not the chea... |
xStewieGriffinx |
(3.29) |
8,792 |
2005-06-14 |
description:
Made as a picture and sound set by xStewieGriffinx of TheRedScare.net
Thanks to gama for the help on timings of the song
domain:
mariosbike
sound origin:
custom made by xStewieGriffinx
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?Land World |
Cliffington88 |
(4.05) |
8,930 |
2011-02-09 |
description:
watch the sequel http://landworldeurope.ytmnd.com/
domain:
landworld
sound origin:
Jon Glaser (on cheap seats)
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?Sarah Jessica Parker Naked Tied To Tree |
okerfuck |
(2.80) |
8,933 |
2005-12-27 |
description:
Horse-faced trick.
domain:
sarahjessica
sound origin:
The Price Is Right
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?Sexy Live Jasmin Kiss |
MikStarYo |
(3.70) |
9,084 |
2006-08-03 |
description:
Another Live Jasmin girl tricked into doing something stupid!!!!!a kiss with a teddy bear!!!
domain:
teddyjasmin
sound origin:
Hampster Dance
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?A-ha! N64 DJ really has skillz |
echeese |
(4.03) |
9,215 |
2006-04-04 |
description:
The N64 DJ is back, with a new trick.
domain:
ahan64kiddjskillz
sound origin:
Take on me "remix"
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?Test your observation skills |
touchmytralala |
(3.89) |
9,311 |
2006-06-18 |
description:
There is no tricks like, a huge scream after 30 seconds
domain:
observation
sound origin:
mozart
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?Cheap Xbox 360 |
chimgidday |
(3.45) |
9,432 |
2005-11-25 |
description:
no description given.
domain:
onemilnoprobxbox
sound origin:
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?Pee Wee discovers LazyTown |
v4vendetta |
(3.87) |
9,488 |
2006-09-22 |
description:
Pee Wee is up to old tricks again. I just hope he doesn't ruin her cute pink wig with Playhouse spooge. [See = http://peeweeshame.ytmnd.com/]
domain:
peeweelazytown
sound origin:
audacity
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?How to bully |
BrewCrewJenks84 |
(4.13) |
9,851 |
2010-04-01 |
description:
Theo passes on some tricks he learned from Cliff.
domain:
howtobully
sound origin:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sjHEJDnojo4
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?White House trick'or'treating !Flash pr... |
Aerofriction |
(4.23) |
9,900 |
2006-11-01 |
description:
no description given.
domain:
why-me
sound origin:
Charlie brown
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?What Is Love? In A Cheap Car? |
aaphox |
(3.53) |
10,040 |
2005-09-05 |
description:
a funny flash video for ytmnd with the haddaway music and jim carey.
domain:
cheapcarlovelol
sound origin:
Haddaway - What Is Love
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?The MOST Superior Tornado Siren YET! |
cricketboy |
(4.06) |
10,347 |
2008-06-18 |
description:
It's the next generation of tornado sirens!
domain:
icecreamsiren
sound origin:
Generic Ice Cream Trick
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?cheap YTMND thrills |
fearcondom |
(4.12) |
10,696 |
2010-01-26 |
description:
another cheap site full of trash
domain:
dirtyho
sound origin:
internal cumbustion
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?AC/DC Rangers! |
spazzmckiwi |
(3.94) |
10,753 |
2005-11-06 |
description:
Power Rangers = Rip off???
domain:
acdcrangers
sound origin:
AC/DC - Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap
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?Epic Airsoft Maneuver |
NTG56 |
(4.04) |
10,776 |
2006-07-13 |
description:
Warnings scanned out of a cheap airsoft gun manual.
domain:
epicairsoft
sound origin:
epic maneuver ytmnds
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?(nsfw) The Joker does a magic trick! |
Hitman1701 |
(4.25) |
10,973 |
2008-07-30 |
description:
The Joker makes a pencil disappear.
domain:
jokermagictrick
sound origin:
Operation covert clown
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?OMG Happy emo kid!!!!!!!!! |
Fiziks |
(3.75) |
11,309 |
2005-12-24 |
description:
Thats impossible.
domain:
emohappy
sound origin:
Cheap Sex - f*ck Emo
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?Tricking your Little Sister to Incest |
undisputed2020 |
(3.50) |
11,352 |
2006-12-22 |
description:
was watchin hentai, found this to be funny
domain:
littlesincest
sound origin:
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?Vader thought it was a chick |
mstrike |
(1.82) |
11,565 |
2005-06-07 |
description:
Darth Vader gets tricked by a chick with a dick.
domain:
vadergetstricked
sound origin:
Star Wars Ep III
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?Thats a Cheap slut |
himvalo |
(3.99) |
11,693 |
2006-03-31 |
description:
some guys tax receipt during a trip
domain:
cheapslut
sound origin:
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?period trick (NOT VERY USEFUL) |
SmokinDatBud |
(4.15) |
11,798 |
2007-03-24 |
description:
This site is to now just piss everyone off. I love downvotes for this one.
domain:
soop
sound origin:
Size of our Pennies
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