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When you see them come, you better run for cover. Girls you don't need a weekend lover. UH, American Males.

AmericanMale

Eriko Nanao and Rikka Takanashi got you in their sights with a GoldenEye!

chuunibyoudragoncrisisgoldeneye

Mike Tomlin trips players.

miketomlinseeyanextfall

Put that cookie down! -Arnold Schwarzenegger

putthatcookiedown

Arnold smoking, pot, weed, joint,

arnoldtokes

lol

blondechunk

A new version of the "Stupid Door" GIF, this time with newer music and the stick man winning!

stupiddoor2

Lolita girl dancing to psy's gentleman.

psylolita

[code]Keywords (2): Techno/Sparta Base HTTP 404 MAN NOT FOUND (DOG) insane[/code], Next generation of sparta remix. 5 Years Of Epicness = SP@RTA FOREVAH!

POUTHISISSPARTA

you're wasting your time here.

lilgirls

Girls on Homer's Mind

GirlsMind

I really, really hate this anime, but seeing one of my most hated anime villains get beat the shit out of in the climax of Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha Strikers is deeply satisfying.

fatepwnsdrscaglietti

MORE ENERGY

downup

Max's insatiable appetite for aggressive homosexual intercourse keeps the neighbor boy awake at night. I probably wouldn't show up around here if I was into this shit, either.

becauseitstrue

Watching this made me think of the "facial expressions" YTMND, but it's not that they don't change facial expressions, but they have the same face!

idolmasterexpressions

Item #: SCP-426 Object Class: Euclid Special Containment Procedures: I am to be sealed in a chamber with no windows through which I may be viewed. The door to my chamber must have a label completely unrelated to my designation or identity, in order to prevent unintended spread of my primary effect. Only Level 3 and above personnel are to know of my presence, and particularly of my properties. Assigned personnel are to be rotated out on a monthly basis to prevent contamination by my secondary effect. Psychiatric evaluation is mandatory at the end of the month. If personnel are deemed unaffected, they may be re-assigned to me no less than four months after their last rotation with me. Any affected personnel are to be given a Class C amnesiac and transferred to a different site. Description: Hello, I am SCP-426. I must be introduced this way in order to prevent ambiguity. I am an ordinary toaster, able to toast bread when supplied with electricity. However, when any human being mentions me, they inadvertently refer to me in the first person. Despite all attempts, there is yet to be a way to speak or write about me in the third person. When in my continuous presence for over two months, individuals begin to identify themselves as a toaster. Unless forcibly restrained, these people will ultimately harm themselves in their attempts to emulate my standard functions. I was discovered in the home of the ████████ family after the gruesome deaths of three of its members. I had been given to the younger Mr. and Mrs. ████████ as a wedding gift. No card or any other identifying markings had been found on my box. Approximately two months after the family received me, fire crews were dispatched to the home due to an electrical fire. The younger Mrs. ████████ died from the electric discharge that she had caused when attempting to devour an electric socket. The other two victims had died shortly before the fire occurred. The elder Mrs. ████████ had gorged herself with nearly 10 kg of bread before her stomach burst and she died of internal bleeding. The younger Mr. ████████ died of severe blood loss after attempting [REDACTED] with me. The sole survivor was the elder Mr. ████████ who was suffering from severe malnutrition. He stated that he had inserted some bread a week prior and was still waiting for the toast to pop out. I was confiscated by the Foundation after police noted my unusual properties. A Class C amnesiac was administered to the affected officers. Experiment Log 426-1: Date: ██-██-████ Subject: D-class personnel D/426/1 Procedure: D/426/1 was asked to describe what he believed was contained in my chamber. He was not informed about my identity or properties. Details: D/426/1 stated, "I'm probably some huge monster holed up in there. That's what you guys have all over the place, right?" D/426/1 remained oblivious to his use of the first-person pronoun. Experiment Log 426-2: Date: ██-██-████ Subject: D-class personnel D/426/2 Procedure: D/426/2 was placed in my chamber and given regular meals through a dispenser. No communication with D/426/2 was permitted. Multiple cameras were situated in the chamber, positioned so that I am outside of their field of vision, but allowing constant observation of D/426/2. We remained sealed until my secondary effect manifested in the subject. I was bolted to the floor so that I could not be moved into a camera's view. Details: After 45 days of isolation, D/426/2 wrapped his arm around me and began conversing with me, stating that we were brothers. D/426/2 never deviated from using the first-person plural when speaking with me. Subject was terminated one hour after this event. It is theorized that the isolation accelerated the progression of my secondary effect.

SCP-426

No wonder Max hasn't been around....well at least now we know. First YTMND. Hope it makes you giggle like a little school girl on Christmas morning.

maxtwerk

This girl, she is on FIRE

thatgirlisonfire

Birthday WEEK! I'm shooting for 2 more sites to be posted within the next week (why celebrate only 1 day?)

auntie

don't actually delete the website max, my site is meant to be a "joke".

yourethemannowdrome

Apparently Cobra has now allied themselves with the Umbrella Corporation. What next? Albert Wesker teaming up with Cobra Commander?

gijoecobraumbrella

THNX GIRL

GEORGIE-IS-butiful

i think the title, picture, and song explain it all

bobsagetrapedandkilledagirlin1990

A Satanic girl using the alias Neko gets broken over a 2 month period. This is moment of destruction.

NekoRuined

NEXT TIME BABEH!

nexttimebaby

Most underrated quote eu.

nexttimebabeh

Aha! Caught you!

animalplanet

This is dedicated to a great man who inspired those around him to higher levels of creativity and gameplay. In death may he be deified as god of gaming, art exhibits, carpentry, and girls with small tits.

Thegreatestamongusaretakensoearly

on our way to steal ur girl

menmycrew

Captain Picard is in trouble! Can Macgyver save the Enterprise? Find out in the next exciting episode of YTMND! Don't miss it or your parents will disown you!

saver