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clique

The world needed a new Christmas story, so I made one.

modernxmasepic

It's a fact that the empire was recently negated from having any representation in the world trade center buildings, the governments lie of sand people clearly does not stand up to intense jedi scrutiny, the 2.000 jawas lost on that day will never be forgotten!

thisiswhathappenedlololol

Hear Ye

mittromney2012

I hear there's binders full of women on the internets.

bindersontheinternets

On this episode of Sockie Sez™, we explore the fascinating world of console gaming! Learn about topics such as EYEMGOYNGTORAPEYUU™, OH-UH OWWWWW™, and YESEYEKALLEDUABASTERDANDUARABASTERD™, along with so much more!

gaming

I cant do it, niggah.

isuckatpivot

Kevin (now grown up) is contacted by Colonel Campbell and embarks on a mission to stop a secret plan to conquer the world by his long forgotten arch-nemesis...

homealone4

Debate gettin' funky.

obamney

YOU JUST HAVE TO WAIT

canthurryblacklove

Running through a Witch's world can be annoying or aggrivating.

canbreakmadokasstride

I remember falling in love with this song after its late 1980s release. I'm glad it's become popular again, as the ring entrance theme of the Best In The World, WWE Champion CM Punk. And it's time that everyone show him the respect he's earned over the past decade-and-a-half of his wrestling career.

cmcult

rubynet world order 4 lyfe http://www.rubycalaber.com/forums/forum.php

rWo

yelling about football year mmxii

shutthe

Can't touch this (x2) Can't touch this (oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh) (x2) My-my-my-my music hits me so hard makes me say oh my Lord Thank you for blessing me with a mind to rhyme and two hyped feet It feels good when you know you're down A superdope homeboy from the Oaktown And I'm known as such And this is a beat uh u can't touch I told you homeboy u can't touch this Yeah that's how we're livin' and you know u can't touch this Look in my eyes man u can't touch this You know let me bust the funky lyrics u can't touch this Fresh new kicks and pants You got it like that now you know you wanna dance So move out of your seat And get a fly girl and catch this beat While it's rollin' hold on pump a little bit And let me know it's going on like that like that Cold on a mission so pull on back Let 'em know that you're too much And this is a beat uh u can't touch Yo I told you u can't touch this Why you standing there man u can't touch this Yo sound the bells school is in sucker u can't touch this Give me a song or rhythm Making 'em sweat that's what I'm giving 'em Now they know when you talk about the Hammer You talk about a show that's hyped and tight Singers are sweatin' so pass them a mic Or a tape to learn what it's gonna take And now he's gonna burn The charts legit either work hard Or you might as well quit That's word because you know U can't touch this (oh-oh oh oh-oh-oh) (x2) Break it down (Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh oh-oh) (x4) Stop Hammer time Go with the flow in a spin if you can't move to this Then you probably are dead So wave your hands in the air Bust throught the moves run your fingers through your hair This is it for a winner Dance to this and you're gonna get thinner Move slide your rump Just for a minute let's all do the bump Bump bump bump yeah U can't touch this Look man u can't touch this You'll probably get hyped boy 'Cause you know you can't u can't touch this Ring the bell school's back in break it down (Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh) (x4) Stop Hammer time (Oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh) (x2) (Oh-oh oh-oh oh-oh oh-oh) (Oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh) u can't touch this (x3) (Oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh) break it down (Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh) (x2) Stop Hammer time Every time you see me that Hammer's just so hype I'm dope on the floor and I'm magic on the mic Now why would I ever stop doing this With others makin' records that just don't hit I toured around the world from London to the BAY It's Hammer go Hammer mc hammer yo hammer and the rest can go and play U can't touch this (oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh) (x2) U can't touch this (oh-oh oh-oh-oh) Yeah u can't touch this I told you u can't touch this (oh-oh oh-oh-oh) Too hype can't touch this Get me outta here u can't touch this (Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)

valeria-hammertime

"Oh, You." dog with Mario World theme music.

oyou

Dr. Billy V. Koen clones himself and invades the world with MATLAB

cloning

Went to India to see one of the Seven Wonders of the World. McKayla was NOT IMPRESSED.

McKayla-is-not-impressed

HHHHA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!

madgayworld

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imtheendoftheworldman

Anatoly Yevgenyevich Karpov (Russian: Анато́лий Евге́ньевич Ка́рпов, Anatolij Evgen'evič Karpov; born May 23, 1951) is a Russian chess grandmaster and former World Champion. He was the official world champion from 1975 to 1985 when he was defeated by Garry Kasparov. He played three matches against Kasparov for the title from 1986 to 1990, before becoming FIDE World Champion once again after Kasparov broke away from FIDE in 1993. He held the title until 1999, when he resigned his title in protest against FIDE's new world championship rules. For his decades-long standing among the world's elite, Karpov is considered one of the greatest players of all time. a Serbian and Yugoslavian chess grandmaster. He won the championship of Yugoslavia a record twelve times, and is considered the best player ever from Serbia. In 1958 he was declared the best athlete of Yugoslavia. In the 1950s and 1960s Gligorić was one of the top players in the world, and also among the world's most popular, owing to his globe-trotting tournament schedule and a particularly engaging personality, reflected in the title of his autobiography, I Play Against Pieces. (I.e., playing without hostility toward the opponent, or playing differently against different players for "psychological" reasons; playing the board and not the man.) On August 14, 2012, Svetozar Gligorić died from a stroke at 89 years of age in Belgrade.[3][4][5][6] Gligorić was buried on August 16, 2012, at 13:30 in the Alley of the Greats at Belgrade's New Cemetery.[3][4]

gligoric

holy fucking fuck...

ubermeganazi

Funny scene from a funny movie with funny jokes. Did you even hear the funny chuck norris joke?

funnyjokesthemovie

In Memoriam of Neil Armstrong, Not just an American hero, but an inspiration for the entire world. His legacy shall not be forgotten.

neilarmstronginspirationtotheworld

He can break those cups!

Ican

Everytime I hear this song...

socaughtupinyou

"Today evil doers all seem allied in a tremendous effort inspired by and with the help of a society powerfully organized and widely spread over the world, it is the Society of Freemasons. In fact those people no longer even try to dissimulate their intentions, but they actually challenge each other's audacity in order to assail God's August Majesty. It is now publicly and overtly that they undertake to ruin the Holy Church, so as to succeed, if it is possible, in the complete dispossession of Christian nations of all the gifts they owe to Our Savior Jesus Christ. As a result, in the space of a century and a half, the sect of the Freemasons has made incredible progress. Making use at the same time of audacity and cunning, Masonry has invaded all the ranks of social hierarchy, and in the modern States it has begun to seize a power which is almost equivalent to Sovereignty."

LeoXIII

This guy clearly can't stop dropping these limes.

droppingthelimes

To Hear Pacman

PacAttackAttack

changed my notification sound. i got sick of sometimes not hearing when i got a text...

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