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stop wasting your precious time inside the digital world, go outside now!

touchgrass

a stupid but funny idea I had.

einsteinfalco

Everyone's favorite Milton quote in [i]Off Ace[/i].

ytndstapler

This maybe in part to all the little kids dissing on DJ Cook

mnmsummond

The only way to stop violent crime is by giving guns to 40% of domestic abuse cases! Guarenteed reduction in crime rates! call 1-800-CRACKHEAD to get cops tanks!!!! Thanks John Kennedy!

callingcrackheadsusa

Picard encounters the Chad Collective in Deep Sony Space

resists

Floppa in the 1910s

hewwo

Floppa but he's technicolor process 2-3 in the 1920s

Technivewy

I had to optimize the crap out of it... If you have ever seen the show "Spin City" with Michael J. Fox, you will recognize this. Enjoy watching your favorite fads!

spinytmndcity

Harry Potter spoilers are in season again. Blast from the past.

hogwartslegacy

Big Kun in a Suit

KunSuit

Quake is what you feel Quake Wars aren't real Put your shotty down It's your best shell to win

quakerealness

No one in this site ever did this, not a single person.

dontbringmymotherintothis

Fuck yourself

fuckingniggersistaken

Greetings. My name is Jebuiz y’har. If my calculations are correct, you should be receiving this transmission in the year 2013 AD. It amuses me that you used to calculate your dates in relation to the life of an ancient man. You see, we have a slightly different timescale. But to make things simple, I am writing from the year 49,170 AD.

jebuiz

It's alright to tell me What you think about me I won't try to argue Or hold it against you I know that you're leaving You must have your reasons The season is calling Your pictures are falling down The steps that I retrace The sad look on your face The timing and structure Did you hear he fucked her? A day late, a buck short I'm writing the report On losing and failing When I move, I'm flailing now And it's happened once again I'll turn to a friend Someone that understands And sees through the master plan But everybody's gone And I've been here for too long To face this on my own Well, I guess this is growing up Well, I guess this is growing up And maybe I'll see you At a movie sneak preview You'll show up and walk by On the arm of that guy And I'll smile and you'll wave We'll pretend it's okay This charade, it won't last When he's gone, I won't come back And it'll happen once again You'll turn to a friend Someone that understands And sees through the master plan But everybody's gone And you've been here for too long To face this on your own Well, I guess this is growing up Well, I guess this is growing up Well, I guess this is growing up Well, I guess this is growing up Well, I guess this is growing up Well, I guess this is growing up

GODFUCKINGDAMM

I am adding a higher quality version of this to YouTube. Will post link here when its done. Began this YTMND back in 2007. Decided to finish it after 2 years. These are some of the classic characters of YTMND. Sean Connery Conan O'Brien Picard

savingprivateobrien

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Catwithyellowshirtstares

my first ever ytmnd site of all time @sl1pperysh0es in ig

demonspawndotexe

WTF Marvel?

sunspider

DUDE i just LOVE the hustle and bustle of the Sidson.city™, it’s so DYNAMIC and makes me feel like i’m in one of my favourite WEBSITES. you should totally come on down to Sidson.city™'s many boards, it’s got ZERO HARDCOREPORN TOLERANCE and everything, we can crack open a thread on /sid/ or three and get crazy watching some SHONEN on /cape/! and dude, dude, DUDE, we have GOTTA go down to the Sidchat- listen here, right, it’s a CHATROOM where us SIDTY DWELLERS who do ADULTING can go SHITPOST. BUT!!!! it’s also an IMAGEBOARD like when we were kids, so we can use TRIPCODES, without twitterdrones or Discord Schizos bothering us. speaking of which the Jannies and i have finally decided to tie the knot- literally -we’re both getting SIDTY+ tomorrow at the SIDSON CITY TERMINAL, that way we can save money to spent more on ourselves and our FURBABIES. i’m fuckin JACKED man, i’m gonna SLAM this city and pop open another thread!!!

yourethesidsonnowcity

The smart aren't safe. The wise can't steer clear. Lies always lurk in all that you hear.

adnagoporp

K, KK Wind in my face, I'm capping peels At the end I'm saving my race, only then can I chill But till then, don't ever try to stagnate the magnate When it's racial holy war, never make the Mac wait I just add weight to the madness till the blacks break In a holy drag race where fags get the gas face In the first place, Whites got no motherfucking business coming in last place Our birth traits tell us just to go We're more advanced than our earthmates I came into the game on a ad break and I'm late night like a really bad date The protagonist, and I narrate in text-to-hate-speech, it's pretty rad So let's go If we don't work then they won't die Time keeps running like a river, it's so fly In the mind of a nigger killer there's no lie Can't stop gunning 'cause I'm cooking them pork pies, go Russell Brand he trying to do me like Joe Pyne The show's so bovine, it's towing the foe's line I keep a crowd terrified bringing the pro fight I'm verified White Pride World Wide and no more kikes Yo, go, you know the cancellers don't like My cancer ate your culture, now the cannons is blown wide Please, you ain't fucking with no amateur troll guy We Whites are known for more than just making the scores high, go Yo, over the top of the coal pile I got every nigger mean mugging me the whole while But nah, I won't stop, won't drop, won't retire I am my own supplier, selling arms to the buyer The torch to the liar, the dorms are on fire The kikey cremator, each morn I set the pyre They requested my YT, I replied "but why?" Tell me that I been wiped clean, they ain't even lied Go through like a White king, the terrors of the tribe The motorcar's alive, it grins homicide Testing the Moon will begin a genocide No matter which corner of the globe you reside Now vote 5, like and subscribe When it comes to the job getting done, what am I? The god of the racial war, praise the Lord If anybody disagree with me then raise your sword I'm Agent Orange, poisonous and racist poems And the fire keeps raging on Listen to me I won't Don't stop, nope, I don't quit Yo, I don't stop, yo, I don't quit KKK! KKK! KKK! KKK! KK! KK

koolkangkanye

I'm in love

shot-by-you

Just imagine, in a very serious Drax like moment, Stallone as "Tulsa King" says "my head is more of a decahedron than a square" - comedy gold, right???

brandonsfunnyjoke

what the heck?

puttheorangeinthebag

Pixel Sandbox is a graphic generator constructor, but in the form of codeblocks?

pixelsandbox

A recorded part of the massive US Army/ARVN "Chieu hoi" Psywar program, reminding soldiers to not kill or hurt surrendering NLF ("Viet Cong") or North Vietnamese Army soldiers if they came forth hands up with a "Chieu hoi" leaflet in his hand. Program lasted from 1967-73. "Chieu hoi" = "Open Arms", with an understanding of no POW camps for a surrendering soldier.

afrvnchieuhoiadandstationID

One of the guys at AFVN Channel 11 sometime in the late 1960s or early 1970s screws up recording a sign-off for the station. Stolen from Earthstation1.com's "Armed Forces Vietnam Radio and TV" page, which has been on the Internet since the 1990s.

AFVNTVblooper1

Novus, show us your crack

BananaCurb