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wrighteyecenter

You see, the gentleman depicted in this short vignette is declaring his disregard for environtmental protection efforts, as he does not believe he will personally be a member of the world's final generation of homo sapiens. Therefore he is limiting his recycling efforts to sharing intimacy with the audience's girlfriend. It is very droll.

environmentally

One of the NPCs in the new Destiny 2 expansion is a "Cloud Strider" named Nimbus. He talks with a gay lisp, behaves immaturely, and the dialogue refers to him with they/them pronouns for no reason and with no explanation.

destiny2gayrobot

Ah yes, Hebereke, the game that no one remembers. Known outside of Japan as Ufouria: The Saga. It's so obscure, so it's no surprise why it didn't get a YTMND site until now.

heberekexp

While playing Simon & Garfunkel's "Sounds of Silence" some goober faded up a tape of news bulletins of all the war action going on, and the song and the other audio became a weird pastiche. Probably an off -air recording with a slightly wobbly tape recorder. Date unknown.

simonandgarfunkelandnewscrap

Boggles the mind that the US Army could allow an ad this insane and yet inane to hit the airwaves in South Vietnam, but here you have it. "Clap Slap" (1967?) The AFVN must have been buzzed on diet pills.

clapslapWTF

The only way to stop violent crime is by giving guns to 40% of domestic abuse cases! Guarenteed reduction in crime rates! call 1-800-CRACKHEAD to get cops tanks!!!! Thanks John Kennedy!

callingcrackheadsusa

I had to optimize the crap out of it... If you have ever seen the show "Spin City" with Michael J. Fox, you will recognize this. Enjoy watching your favorite fads!

spinytmndcity

[u]Features Rita from MeteoHeroes, Vibri from Vib-Ribbon and Ito from Cartoonito.[/u] Contains one use of "n*zi".

itsafuckinggnome

Greetings. My name is Jebuiz y’har. If my calculations are correct, you should be receiving this transmission in the year 2013 AD. It amuses me that you used to calculate your dates in relation to the life of an ancient man. You see, we have a slightly different timescale. But to make things simple, I am writing from the year 49,170 AD.

jebuiz

Just a massive weird signal, the lower side strings of carriers, the main a massive bar of white. Don't know what it is....digital? Radar test? 7325-ish to 7345 kHz. KFS WebSDR

WTF40meters

It's alright to tell me What you think about me I won't try to argue Or hold it against you I know that you're leaving You must have your reasons The season is calling Your pictures are falling down The steps that I retrace The sad look on your face The timing and structure Did you hear he fucked her? A day late, a buck short I'm writing the report On losing and failing When I move, I'm flailing now And it's happened once again I'll turn to a friend Someone that understands And sees through the master plan But everybody's gone And I've been here for too long To face this on my own Well, I guess this is growing up Well, I guess this is growing up And maybe I'll see you At a movie sneak preview You'll show up and walk by On the arm of that guy And I'll smile and you'll wave We'll pretend it's okay This charade, it won't last When he's gone, I won't come back And it'll happen once again You'll turn to a friend Someone that understands And sees through the master plan But everybody's gone And you've been here for too long To face this on your own Well, I guess this is growing up Well, I guess this is growing up Well, I guess this is growing up Well, I guess this is growing up Well, I guess this is growing up Well, I guess this is growing up

GODFUCKINGDAMM

Sorry for the long wait on this one. Also, it seems that none of these are even puns on the original names anymore...

magmatic

I am adding a higher quality version of this to YouTube. Will post link here when its done. Began this YTMND back in 2007. Decided to finish it after 2 years. These are some of the classic characters of YTMND. Sean Connery Conan O'Brien Picard

savingprivateobrien

my first ever ytmnd site of all time @sl1pperysh0es in ig

demonspawndotexe

DUDE i just LOVE the hustle and bustle of the Sidson.city™, it’s so DYNAMIC and makes me feel like i’m in one of my favourite WEBSITES. you should totally come on down to Sidson.city™'s many boards, it’s got ZERO HARDCOREPORN TOLERANCE and everything, we can crack open a thread on /sid/ or three and get crazy watching some SHONEN on /cape/! and dude, dude, DUDE, we have GOTTA go down to the Sidchat- listen here, right, it’s a CHATROOM where us SIDTY DWELLERS who do ADULTING can go SHITPOST. BUT!!!! it’s also an IMAGEBOARD like when we were kids, so we can use TRIPCODES, without twitterdrones or Discord Schizos bothering us. speaking of which the Jannies and i have finally decided to tie the knot- literally -we’re both getting SIDTY+ tomorrow at the SIDSON CITY TERMINAL, that way we can save money to spent more on ourselves and our FURBABIES. i’m fuckin JACKED man, i’m gonna SLAM this city and pop open another thread!!!

yourethesidsonnowcity

Found this

lloviantmacintoshhawrdwearclone

What the title says, a recording and photo of a mystery dual signal on 12,119 to 12.120 Mhz. No idea what these things are -- uplink/downlinks? Spy bullshit? Who knows? Recorded off the NA5B WebSDR.

mysterysignalon12119kHz

K, KK Wind in my face, I'm capping peels At the end I'm saving my race, only then can I chill But till then, don't ever try to stagnate the magnate When it's racial holy war, never make the Mac wait I just add weight to the madness till the blacks break In a holy drag race where fags get the gas face In the first place, Whites got no motherfucking business coming in last place Our birth traits tell us just to go We're more advanced than our earthmates I came into the game on a ad break and I'm late night like a really bad date The protagonist, and I narrate in text-to-hate-speech, it's pretty rad So let's go If we don't work then they won't die Time keeps running like a river, it's so fly In the mind of a nigger killer there's no lie Can't stop gunning 'cause I'm cooking them pork pies, go Russell Brand he trying to do me like Joe Pyne The show's so bovine, it's towing the foe's line I keep a crowd terrified bringing the pro fight I'm verified White Pride World Wide and no more kikes Yo, go, you know the cancellers don't like My cancer ate your culture, now the cannons is blown wide Please, you ain't fucking with no amateur troll guy We Whites are known for more than just making the scores high, go Yo, over the top of the coal pile I got every nigger mean mugging me the whole while But nah, I won't stop, won't drop, won't retire I am my own supplier, selling arms to the buyer The torch to the liar, the dorms are on fire The kikey cremator, each morn I set the pyre They requested my YT, I replied "but why?" Tell me that I been wiped clean, they ain't even lied Go through like a White king, the terrors of the tribe The motorcar's alive, it grins homicide Testing the Moon will begin a genocide No matter which corner of the globe you reside Now vote 5, like and subscribe When it comes to the job getting done, what am I? The god of the racial war, praise the Lord If anybody disagree with me then raise your sword I'm Agent Orange, poisonous and racist poems And the fire keeps raging on Listen to me I won't Don't stop, nope, I don't quit Yo, I don't stop, yo, I don't quit KKK! KKK! KKK! KKK! KK! KK

koolkangkanye

Just imagine, in a very serious Drax like moment, Stallone as "Tulsa King" says "my head is more of a decahedron than a square" - comedy gold, right???

brandonsfunnyjoke

YTMND, 2004 - 2009

evolutionof

Pixel Sandbox is a graphic generator constructor, but in the form of codeblocks?

pixelsandbox

A recorded part of the massive US Army/ARVN "Chieu hoi" Psywar program, reminding soldiers to not kill or hurt surrendering NLF ("Viet Cong") or North Vietnamese Army soldiers if they came forth hands up with a "Chieu hoi" leaflet in his hand. Program lasted from 1967-73. "Chieu hoi" = "Open Arms", with an understanding of no POW camps for a surrendering soldier.

afrvnchieuhoiadandstationID

Slap out of it!

snapcher

Another recording from Earthstation1 dot com's AFVN TV and Radio page. Some guy temporarily takes over the regular's "Capsule Countdown" of the hit songs of the week. All the songs seem to date from 1968, so that mus be when this was recorded, probably off the AFRVN FM transmitter (wherever that was.) A total bodge results.

afvnradioblooper1

One of the guys at AFVN Channel 11 sometime in the late 1960s or early 1970s screws up recording a sign-off for the station. Stolen from Earthstation1.com's "Armed Forces Vietnam Radio and TV" page, which has been on the Internet since the 1990s.

AFVNTVblooper1

When you get to the bottom All the slack to the top of the line Drops away where you stop and you jerk till you die And I noose up another and I do it again K K K K K K

paulisracist

YOU ALL ARE FUCKED!

yoshiscookiesarecrap

Derek Kong, the leader of the bunch. We know him well. This kong is dumb as hell

Derekong

I am the creator of the original "Cheers to YTMND", which is featured in the Hall of Fame. Here is a Holiday Remix, over 1 year after creating the original.

cheerstoytmndholiday