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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

whatthefuckdidyoujustfuckingsayaboutmeyoulittlebitch

God damn, every time I've done anything major this year. >< first bowie, then Abe Vigoda, now this shit.

mauricewhite

the partyy mouse fad will never die.it will keep going on forever

mousesite

An awesome game released in 199X on the Video Gun, a fictional console you'll never own

insertcoin

holocaust never happened lmao

holocaustneverhappened

You're never gonna win, by that strength!

bythatstremf

Mel tried to be big man in the chat and was immediately made to feel smelly

davesdissofthecentury

heres where valve violates the internet anonimity law. depriving people of the so called, FUN, they claimed to of put in Team Fortress 2, when they stole the game from users who paid for it in cash, at wal-mart, and got free users in the game not a free game, free users, to give them money for a gambling habit. which now they force your information to get you into their thing on something they never made. violating my internet anonimity, with their greey and absolute worthlesss contribution to anything. The game was stolen so this is an attack. Next they'll force you in everyting else to do this, the ENTIRE INTERNET destroying it in the process whilst violating the internet anonimity act. NO they wont destroy the internet by some agreeing or some thing theyll ever vouch themselves, they actually done. theyll force everyone on to it, actually destroying it in the process. the lest that will come out of it, will at best, be a shitty ass old tv they want you to pay 50,000 dollars for. good to see you guys.

valveviolatesinternetanonimity

40 years ago today the "Edmund Fitzgerald" sunk. NEVER FORGET!

witchofnovember

Vigo the Carpathian stole Dana's baby. So, Louis Tully stumbles out of the Ecto mobile, completely naked. BUTT NAKED. Venkman's yelling at him to get out of the way. Then Louis strolls up to the painting, and says 'Boy, the super nintendo's gonna be pissed.' And he chucks a bottle of kittens at Vigo's head and the baby never hits the ground. That's why they call Louis Tully the Extreme.

dont-egg-my-hows

Never Forget

sausagegravy

A never before seen species

dinosaurier

Never forget.

ripvalkindra

Summer and Tinkles, friends with each other... No Kitchen-Sinkles, No little brother...

neverpastbedtimeland

who cares lol

nobodycareshehehe

I never said that

ineversaidthat

Short Round walks into the wrong room and sees saying he will never be able to get out of his mind.

srdaf

Today is a day we should never forget.

thefabricsoftener

He's coming for your biscuits.

seedybiscuitsnatcher

This one time in Band Camp, I farted so hard that my balls exploded. Everything turned out OK thanks to Thom Skanks, who performed Emergency Testicle Re-attachment Surgery on me in front of the whole camp! We learned to fish, tie a knot and re-attach exploded nuts all in one crazy weekend I will never forget!

canyoufartsohardyourballsexplode

R.I.P. BILLY DEE WILLIAMS - STAR DATE 4567.2 to 4644.35... YOU WILL NEVER BE FORGOTTEN!

thefartawakens

NEVER EVER V EVER R

mingchan

We all came out to YTMND On the POLAND shoreline To make SITES IN THEIR BASEMENT We didn't have much time Lacrossestar83 and your Mothers Were at the best place around But some moon man with a kramer Burned the site to the ground JOKE on the wAAAAter, a EAR RAPE in the sky JOKE on the wAAAAter They burned down the funny site It died with an awful sound a funky LANDO was running in and out Pulling FRENEMIES out the ground When it all was over We had to find another place But POLAND time was running out It seemed that we would lose the race JOKE on the water, a fire in the sky JOKE on the water We ended up at Youre the Man Now Dog It was empty, cold and bare But with the MOON KKKrew thing just outside Making our music there With a few red BONGS, a few old beds We made a place to POOP STAINS No matter what we get out of this I know, I know we'll never forget JOKE on the wAAAAter, a EAR RAPE in the sky JOKE on the wAAAAter

tournamenting

Never ending.

perpetualslink

VOTE 5!

charlesneverincharge

EPIC DOMAIN GRAB!

umfuldsucks

THE BEST LEADER IS THE ONE YOU NEVER REALIZE YOU HAVE!

Thesystemworks

ghettoblaster3000

ghettoblaster3000

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