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The Chernobyl disaster is the worst nuclear accident in history. A few kilometers away is Pripyat, a town built for the workers at the Chernobyl Nuclear Plant. All its residents, almost 50000, were forced to evacuate their homes, assured they would return a few weeks later. They never came back. Pripyat is now a decaying ghost town, and it will take hundreds of years before the zone is habitable again. Its landmark, the ferris wheel, is still standing untouched, as a reminder that not everything that seems glorious is meant to be completely safe.

ferriswheel

too lazy for it

nowthatyouvegotyourpolkayoucanvote

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effingboring

fuck im lazy

googlestreetviewguys

Welcome to Mouthtown.

mouthtown

boobs

andimlike

In loving memory.

goodnightprincessae

loleg walking through town

loleg

Mario and the Princess gettin' hot and heavy for some pocket change. (Music by Black Skeptik)

goldcoins

:(

Khrath

It had to be done

PrincessPeachSmut

A bizarre question asked on Yahoo! Answers garners an even more bizarre response. When WAS the last time that Detroit was attacked by vampires? Does Robert Pattinson know about it? Text from Yahoo!: "A friend and I were discussing Eminem earlier today, and I had brought up the line in "Lose Yourself" when he compares his small neighborhood of Detroit as Salem's Lot. I was then wondering if Eminem had either read the novel of 'Salem's Lot, since there are two major differences between Jerusalem's Lot and the town in which Mr. Mathers grew up. 1) 'Salem's Lot was a small, quaint country village, not a poverty-stricken suburban ghetto of a major city. 2) 'Salem's Lot was being taken over by vampires. I do not believe that Detroit has been invaded by vampires recently, but I decided to check on here anyway. Does anyone here know of the last time Detroit had to fight off a vampire apocalypse? If you could help me, that would be great. Thank you." Best Answer: "The last time Detroit had to fight off a vampire attack was in November of 2005, when the book "Twilight" was released, causing many vampires to believe they could reveal themselves openly. The first signs of the attack was when several victims were found dead with bite marks in their necks. The police originally thought it was the work of sociopaths, but further proof was found when a dead vampire was found by several homeless men hoping for a reward. After the police found conclusive evidence, they brought it to the attention of the mayor. He was hesitant at first, but discovery of a second vampire corpse convinced him otherwise. He put out a press statement warning the citizens of Detroit, and killing techniques. This led to a plethora of vampire corpses. After it was found that most of these corpses were not vampires, but in fact emos, The mayor put out another press statement that told all of Detroit to alert the authorities if they found a vampire. This was to prevent more emo killings. (although, the mayor was heard saying that it was not necessarily a bad thing). Eventually most of the vampires were killed off, but there are some that live there still today."

detroitvampires

here comes your bride

herecomestheshittingbride

YOU MUST OBEY

obeyprincesscelestia

I haven't made a site in over a year. For my return site, I am going to use this gif file I made well over a year ago, I'm sure, that I don't even remember making, but I decided not to use it I guess because it obviously sucks, but I'm lazy and wanted to make a site, so I will just use it with a random audio source.

crispinstorture

This is what it sounded like when Cord's wife was yelling at him. Every ten seconds you can hear her cry out "COOOORRRDDD!!"

cordogle

Leonhard Euler skipped Bernoulli's stupid lecture to go out on the town with his friend Newton and his HOT girlfriend Leibnitz.

eulersdayoff

So like one day and then another, I was trying to learn both songs on the guitar and that's when I found the striking similarities in chordings and riffages. I know that happens a lot and this could be old news, but I didn't see this anywhere else so into Audacity and Cakewalk i went and here it is. It's REALLY rough because the primary purpose was to show the similarities. Yes I drew that. I suck. ^^;

lazyrangers

Terrorists your days are numbered! The TSA is on it

TSAonduty

Shitty headpastes are my specialty.

ohhaimarktehpanda

A creepypasta detailing reaserch on Lavender Towne, Pokemon Tower, and the Ghost Image.

Letmefuckupyourchildhood

My interpretation of Town Talk with George Newman

lesbiannazihookers

Tommy Wiseau spent days beating a low level castle in Super Mario Bros. only to be told by Toad that Princess Peach was in another castle.

thattommywiseau

Raymondville is a city in and the county seat of Willacy County, Texas, United States. The population was 9,733 at the 2000 census. Raymondville was formed in 1904 by Edward Burleson Raymond, a foreman of the El Sauz Ranch portion of the King Ranch and owner of the Las Majadas Ranch. Raymondville is located at 26°28′53″N 97°46′59″W (26.481464, -97.783013) and is known as the "Gateway to the Rio Grande Valley." According to the United States Census Bureau, the city has a total area of 3.8 square miles (9.8 km²), all of it land. Soils are mostly clay or sandy clay loams which are well drained or moderately well drained. Some fine sandy loams underlie the eastern part of town. These have near neutral pH. Other parts of town have moderately alkaline, somewhat saline soils. Around the southern edge of town is an area of strong salinity which imposes limitations on farmers and gardeners.

maplejetshometown

Princess Peach is a Gold Digger

mariogolddigger3

Animated this strip a few months ago, couldn't think of any audio to use though. Also I was too lazy to time every frame. Luke Pearson's work can be viewed at http://www.lukepearson.com/

arenotlikeothers

I heard there was a hot new fad in town, so I decided to jump aboard while the bandwagon was still around.

mashem

Hilary Clinton goes to town on dem Bongos

ClintonBongo

Princess Peach is a Gold Digger!

mariogolddigger2

Just some sentiments the 'morning after'

Lazymorninglust