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Too bad it wasn't a blimp attack drill.

classicsimpsons

fire, fire drill, simpsons, circles

HDGAMEologists Chad Warden, Anthony Perez, and Elchivofr are called to the H-Town Public Library to investigate recent Nintendo activity. They encounter the ghost of a Wii, who haunted a gamer named Volcop13 but are frightened away when it shapeshifts into a dildo. After losing their jobs at H-Town, the trio establish a gay nigga investigation and elimination service known as "GhostBallers". They develop high-tech equipment capable of capturing fanboys and open their business in a poor, bitch-ass cardboard box. Elchivofr warns them never to cross the Wii streams of their dildo weapons, as this could cause a catastrophic Shoveupyownassgame. They capture their first fanboy, Nick Bass, at a hotel and deposit him in a specially built PSTriple in their Caddy. As fanboy activity increases in H-Town, they hire a fourth member, Armake21, to cope with demand. The Ghostballers are retained by dat Asian bitch, whose apartment is haunted by a demonic fanboy, M6, a gay nigga worshiped as a servant to Mario, a Mexican-ass nigga. Chad takes a particular interest in the case, and competes with Asian bitch's neighbor, lil' fat bitch BrennsY5463, for her affections. As the Ghostballers investigate, Asian bitch is possessed by M6, which declares itself the "BASU-DA", and BrennsY5463 by a similar fanboy, Robert, the "Xbox Fan". Both fanboys speak of the coming of the Mexican Mario and the release of the imprisoned fanboys, and the Ghostballers take steps to keep the two apart. Reggie, a lawyer representing Nintendo, has the Ghostballers arrested for operating unlicensed PSTriple handlers and orders their fanboy containment system deactivated, causing an explosion that releases hundreds of fanboys. The fanboys wreak havoc throughout the city while Robert/BrennsY5463 advances toward Asian Bitch/M6's apartment. Their mad gay encounter opens the gate and transforms them into Mexican-ass niggaz. Consulting blueprints of Asian Bitch's apartment building, the Ghostballers learn that mad fanboy and cult leader Shigeru Miyamoto, claiming gaming was too sick to survive after the 80s video game crash, designed the building as a gateway to summon Mario and bring about the end of games. The Ghostballers are released from custody to combat the Nintendo crisis, but after reaching the roof of Asian bitch's building, they are unable to prevent the arrival of Mario, who appears in the form of a plumber. Briefly subdued by the team, Mario disappears, but his voice echoes that the "Super Smash" will follow, taking a form chosen by the team. Anthony inadvertently recalls a beloved Sony mascot from his childhood—"something that could never, ever possibly destroy us"— and the Super Smash arrives in the form of a Giant Enemy Crab and attacks the city. The Ghostballers cross their dildo energy streams (reversing the Wii flow) and fire them against Mario's portal; the explosion defeats the Giant Enemy Crab and frees Asian Bitch and BrennsY5463. As thousands of true niggaz wipe themselves free of crab meat, the Ghostballers are welcomed on the street as heroes.

obligates

LOL!,VOTE 5

I was "driving" around on Google Earth when I spotted this little incident.

googlearth

google, google earth, earth, car crash, car, crash, dragonforce, through the fire and flames, fire, flames, im sexy

Surf Nazis Must Die. George Clooney Lost.

snmd

George Clooney, George, Clooney, Surf, Nazi, Nazis, California, Sweet, Die, Must, Smeg, Hook, Warzone, War, Horse, Fire

God gets bored of his creation and burninates it

godsummonsfirespirit

Super Milton Bros! Run through the office building! Light fires! Defeat the evil Lumbergh and reclaim your stapler! Now with both image and sound!

supermiltonbros

milton,smb,mario,nintendo,stapler

Troy should have used an electric menorah. Be smart about fire safety!! I guess this counts as the Hanukkah

trojanhanukkah

holidays, Hanukkah, Chanukkah, troy, menorah, hannukah, channukah

I still can't get past the stage where you chase Kirk round the moons of Nibia and round the Antares maelstrom and round Perdition's flames

khanemblem

rubilacex, rubilac, jrpg f*ggot, khan, fire emblem, vote 5

I was trying to think of the most offensive PEZ head possible...

IdiAminPez

Idi Amin, PEZ, lawsuit, fuel for the fire, uganda, another dead n*gg*r

Locutus makes his intentions known.

itsallintheheadpiece

Locutus, borg, Star Trek, Picard, avgn, fire, why am i adding to this fad

Number 7 of the "They Might Be Giants" Fingertips series. Had to dump the text. It was causing sound problems again.

tmbgfire

they might be giants, tmbg, fingertips, fire, indiana jones and the last crucade, sean connery,

no description given.

anakingtheburningthing

Star Wars, Anakin, Skywalker, George Lucas, Jonny Cash, Johnny Cash, fire, poop, also poop, also cocks, also wik, also also wik, also also also wik, my niece was bitten by a moose once, let me tell you, they can be pretty nasti.

Al Gore got ANGREH!!

AlGoreEnduresTragedy

Al Gore, Earth, Global warming, Nelly, Warming, Fire, politics

Caution: Do not operate near open flame.

cakeinfernobirthdaydethday

die die birthday dethday cake fire

Al Simmons (AKA Spawn) belts out a face melter. LITERALLY!

spawnfacemelter

flames, fire, belt, belts, out, face melter, face, melter, melt, spawn, al simmons, al, simmons, comics, movie, mcfarlane

"Fire in the hole"

xgolfx

fire in the hole, fire, johnny cash, walk the line, ring of fire, counter-strike

Frank Booth ↓↙← Fire!

franksonfire

Heinekin?, Fuck that shit, PABST BLUE RIBBON!!!,

ruby

dotsummonsafirespirit

rubi

it sounds like the lyrics say "speedy speed boy, castle is burning..."

castleburning

speedy, speedy speed boy, castle, burning, fire, gay

The real space cowboys, died when a fire broke out in the cockpit of Apollo.

Apollo1

no description given.

battlefield1942

porn,battlefield 1942, battlefield, fire in the hole

hulk hogen vs fire embmbem

adasasdasdfds

no description given.

dontfightlovehim

love ufc fighting kiss gay fall the ring of fire

LOL!

omgajitz

Holy,crap,a,meteor,omg,Jitz,Marty,Mcfly,you,are,terminated,fired,back,to,the,future,lol,vote 5

LOL!

bergkampspirit

Dennis Bergkamp, Bergkamp, Frank de Boer, Belt de Ball, summon, fire spirit, soccer, goal OOOOOOAAAAUUUUGH, LOL!, VOTE5, bergkamp summons on it look out now heres a loose belt de ball they score

This should be a top 10! How rare is this!

firetornado

god, sends, fire, Pyro, tornado, will, destroy, link, lost, woods,

LOL! KHANTMND: I was monitoring that 5 you just voted!

khanterminated

Mcfly,back,to,the,future,fujitsu,jitz,marty,fired,terminated,MOCKFRAI,Khan,KHANTMND,best fad ever that exists now or will exist in the future that you get to by going 88 MILES PER HOUR!!!!,vote 5

We're all going to die.

youtouchmyporkchop

porkchop, porkchop sandwiches, tra-la-la, G.I. Joe, fire, we're all going to die, ding ding dong, old man, that smelled good, photoshop

Red Ring of Fire... Xbots am cry

redringofdeath

Xbox, 360, PS3, Ring, Death, Wii, Video, games, xbox360, fanboys

Trap-jaw ants fire their mandibles with such acceleration that when the mandibles strike a hard surface, the forces generated are strong enough to propel the ants' bodies through the air. *pt.2: epicant2.ytmnd.com*

epicant