| ?(nsfw) Eminem discusses Witches (Left 4 Dead) |
Booster37 |
(1.80) |
5,461 |
2008-11-27 |
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description:
Eminem actually gives out some smart and helpful advice. We can learn from him. Lesson: Don't mess with witches, bitches. And yes, picture, sound, text. Not a f*ggy short film.
domain:
left4eminem
keywords:
eminem, left, 4, four, dead, witch, valve
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| ?(nsfw) Eminem reveals his fantasy |
buyable |
(3.00) |
5,348 |
2005-07-20 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
eminemfantasy
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| ?What's Going On? e-baumsworld |
wolfer |
(4.15) |
5,251 |
2006-01-08 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
wtfisgoingonherelolol
keywords:
ebaumsworld, ebaum, ebaums, raid, eminem, ebaumsworld.com ebaumsucks, ebaum ownage, ebum
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| ?Voyager _-> MAtrIx |
MMDDFF |
(2.57) |
5,243 |
2005-07-29 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
voyma
keywords:
Eminem, picard, britney spears, voyager bill cosby, moskau, family guy, moscow, dschinghis khan, star trek, picard, full house, the matrix, matrix, darth vader, no, i believe, stapler, family matters, full house
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| ?Detroit Attacked By Vampires |
LIGHTPIE7 |
(3.89) |
5,181 |
2011-03-24 |
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description:
A bizarre question asked on Yahoo! Answers garners an even more bizarre response. When WAS the last time that Detroit was attacked by vampires? Does Robert Pattinson know about it?
Text from Yahoo!:
"A friend and I were discussing Eminem earlier today, and I had brought up the line in "Lose Yourself" when he compares his small neighborhood of Detroit as Salem's Lot. I was then wondering if Eminem had either read the novel of 'Salem's Lot, since there are two major differences between Jerusalem's Lot and the town in which Mr. Mathers grew up.
1) 'Salem's Lot was a small, quaint country village, not a poverty-stricken suburban ghetto of a major city.
2) 'Salem's Lot was being taken over by vampires.
I do not believe that Detroit has been invaded by vampires recently, but I decided to check on here anyway. Does anyone here know of the last time Detroit had to fight off a vampire apocalypse? If you could help me, that would be great.
Thank you."
Best Answer:
"The last time Detroit had to fight off a vampire attack was in November of 2005, when the book "Twilight" was released, causing many vampires to believe they could reveal themselves openly. The first signs of the attack was when several victims were found dead with bite marks in their necks. The police originally thought it was the work of sociopaths, but further proof was found when a dead vampire was found by several homeless men hoping for a reward.
After the police found conclusive evidence, they brought it to the attention of the mayor. He was hesitant at first, but discovery of a second vampire corpse convinced him otherwise. He put out a press statement warning the citizens of Detroit, and killing techniques. This led to a plethora of vampire corpses. After it was found that most of these corpses were not vampires, but in fact emos, The mayor put out another press statement that told all of Detroit to alert the authorities if they found a vampire. This was to prevent more emo killings. (although, the mayor was heard saying that it was not necessarily a bad thing).
Eventually most of the vampires were killed off, but there are some that live there still today."
domain:
detroitvampires
keywords:
vampires, Detroit, eminem, Salem's Lot, emos, Yahoo answers, questions, Yahoo, funny, travel, lol, hot, vampire, Twilight, Edward, Robert Pattinson, Jacob, Bella, killing, apocalypse, vampire attack, Mathers, Lose Yourself, ghetto
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| ?Sonic with Eminem Advice |
bloodybrow |
(3.79) |
5,133 |
2006-01-12 |
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description:
Sonic advice with Eminem clips mixed in.
domain:
soniceminem
keywords:
sonic says, sonic advice, sonic, sonic the hedgehog, rap, eminem, d12
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| ?(nsfw) Fiddy Cent gets ownd by Stewie (fixed) |
Mr-P |
(3.86) |
5,023 |
2006-02-07 |
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description:
Fiddy Cent and eminem get ownd by stewie
domain:
Fiddycent
keywords:
Fiddy cent, fidty cent, 50 cent, 50c, eminem, family guy, stewie, griffin, peter griffin, peter, lol, rap, par sucks, sucks
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| ?Eminem Addresses Congress On Homosexuality |
drastik |
(1.97) |
4,997 |
2005-12-15 |
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description:
Eminem addresses congress on homosexuality.
domain:
eminemcongress
keywords:
eminem, slim shady, slim, shady, congress, addresses, addresses congress, eminem addresses congress, eminem congress, eminem addresses congress, gay, boobs, george bush, black people, racisim, black, people, nigga, nigga stole my bike
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| ?(((Britney swallows evidence))) |
MMDDFF |
(1.55) |
4,900 |
2005-07-30 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
swalloww
keywords:
Eminem, picard, britney spears, spears, cosby, bill cosby, moskau, family guy, moscow, dschinghis khan, rap, porn, cum, bukkake, full house, the matrix, matrix, darth vader, no, i believe, stapler, family matters, full house
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| ?My name is *chka*chka* John Kimble. |
geiz |
(3.71) |
4,875 |
2005-12-09 |
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description:
I don't know what possessed me to create this, but I have, and the scars aren't going to heal.
domain:
mynameisjohnkimble
keywords:
slim shady john kimble my name is eminem arnold
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| ?Without Me - Benny Hill Remix |
Cabanaman |
(3.56) |
4,834 |
2005-09-06 |
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description:
Eminem kicks it Benny style.
domain:
withoutbenny
keywords:
Benny Hill, Benny, Hill, Eminem, without me
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| ?Eminem Caught Smoking Weed |
Concat |
(3.71) |
4,832 |
2006-08-27 |
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description:
Eminems caught smoking weed.
domain:
eminemssmokingweed
keywords:
Eminem, M and M, M&M, weed, marijuana
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| ?Benny Hill vs Eminem |
brdude |
(3.39) |
4,806 |
2005-12-16 |
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description:
Eminem Vs Benny Hill. That's all I got.
domain:
eminennyhill
keywords:
Benny, Hill, Sucks, ICP, Rules
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| ?Don't violate Dre's Myspace. |
AngryTurtle |
(3.58) |
4,745 |
2006-06-06 |
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description:
Don't violate dre's myspace
domain:
thisismyspace
keywords:
myspace,dre,eminem,what you say, show, violate
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| ?(nsfw) Ass like that! |
Fooblat |
(1.67) |
4,710 |
2005-06-20 |
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description:
Ass like that
domain:
asslikethat
keywords:
Ass, Eminem, Boing, Jiggle
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| ?"Captain Eminem" |
MMDDFF |
(2.26) |
4,658 |
2005-07-26 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
waq
keywords:
africa, black people, black, Chinese, Eminem, picard, britney spears, cosby, bill cosby, moskau, family guy, moscow, dschinghis khan, rap, porn, cum, bukkake, full house, the matrix, matrix, darth vader, no, i believe, stapler, family matters, full house
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| ?50 Cent - Nigga Stole My Bike |
stunnajosh369 |
(2.60) |
4,654 |
2006-02-05 |
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description:
no description given.
domain:
niggastole50
keywords:
stole, jacked, gangster, thuglife, thug, looted, nigga stole my bike, nigga stole, nigga, black people, negros, niggers, 50 cent, 50, wanksta, eminem's bitch, complete failure
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| ?PTKFGS: Rejected Sonic The Hedgehog Zone #41... |
frenchbreadpizza |
(3.76) |
4,647 |
2006-09-22 |
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description:
Don't doubt what he can do, Sonic the Hedgehog...
domain:
purplehillzone
keywords:
sonic,the,hedgehog,rejected,green,purple,hill,pill,zone,eminem,D12
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| ?The REAL My Salsa |
PUDO |
(4.05) |
4,497 |
2006-05-01 |
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description:
The Real My Salsa
domain:
mysalsareal
keywords:
D12,eminem,salsa,my,music,real,the
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| ?Eminem Remix Contest: Subliminal |
POS |
(3.81) |
4,430 |
2007-06-26 |
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description:
BLARGH
domain:
remixeminemcont
keywords:
BLargh,remix
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| ?umnumnum |
shpladoink |
(4.20) |
4,412 |
2007-01-23 |
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description:
umnumnum touch my body :3
domain:
umnumnum
keywords:
cat, kitty, rub, pet, eminem, anime, cute, kanon
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| ?Shatner is the REAL Slim Shady! |
mad-art |
(3.85) |
4,395 |
2005-12-26 |
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description:
I like to think of this as the retarded little brother of William Shatner.... ROCKETMAN.
domain:
shatnerslimshady
keywords:
bill shatner, william shatner, shatner, eminem, slim shady, rap, spoken word
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| ?EMINEM VS. PARAPPA |
Zerofire0 |
(3.12) |
4,373 |
2005-12-21 |
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description:
Parappa and Eminem have a BATTLE!
domain:
EMINEMvsPARAPPA
keywords:
gamerevolution.com, Parappa, Parappa the Rapper, Eminem, 8 Mile
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| ?(nsfw) What's the word, turd? |
uncomfortable |
(3.89) |
4,355 |
2006-09-22 |
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description:
i didn't know there was already an eminem poland site until i made mine. i should have figured as much. regardless, this is the only fad i actually love to hate (or hate to love?), and this is the last fad site i will ever make.
domain:
cuzthejalapenosdryup
keywords:
Waking Life,Richard Linklater
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| ?Opeth smashes Eminem at a rap battle-- an Opeth ... |
badboybadd |
(3.54) |
4,333 |
2008-09-10 |
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description:
Opeth delivers a lyrical quality that is unmatched in the underground.
domain:
slimcantbeatthat
keywords:
Opeth, death metal, dew army, rap battle, eminem, slim shady, 8 mile
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| ?Eminem Polka? |
GBart |
(3.63) |
4,312 |
2006-09-03 |
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description:
inspired by http://emragtime.ytmnd.com/
domain:
empolka
keywords:
eminem polka
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| ?(nsfw) Bitch, Tik Tok Is Gonna Kill You! |
YourTheCoconutMan |
(4.02) |
4,244 |
2007-02-21 |
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description:
Tik Tok ain't even drug you into the woods yet to paint the forest!
domain:
cuztiktokwillfkingkillyou
keywords:
man this is sync crap is making me go insane, Eminem, Bitch I'm Gonna Kill You, Return to Oz, Tik Tok
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| ?**Bow wow 2020 !!??** |
MMDDFF |
(1.86) |
4,188 |
2005-07-27 |
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description:
fat ass
domain:
bowi
keywords:
africa, black people, black, Chinese, Eminem, picard, britney spears, cosby, bill cosby, moskau, family guy, moscow, dschinghis khan, rap, porn, cum, bukkake, full house, the matrix, matrix, darth vader, no, i believe, stapler, family matters, full house
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| ?epic wikipedia vandalism |
generalverduin |
(2.55) |
4,174 |
2006-11-29 |
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description:
wikipedia vandalism ftw!
domain:
epicwikipediavandalism
keywords:
wikipedia vandalism eminem lol epic
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| ?Eminem Has Had Enough |
Owntmeal |
(4.13) |
4,164 |
2008-09-29 |
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description:
Yeah, I know they're tempting, but those back-stabbing ass-snakes with friendly grins can really be a bitch. You just have to resist the urge! Be strong!
domain:
backstabbingasssnakes
keywords:
Eminem,snakes,snake,backstabbing,Eminem has had enough,Owntmeal,ass snakes,ass snake,stabbing
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