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Riker gets high and jams his fucking ass off

williamtpufnstuf

riker,star trek,poland,pelicans can't swim,weed,cannabis,el drogas,hyperdimensional rabbit monkey

Picard gets high and jams his fucking ass off

jeanlucpufnstuf

picard,star trek,weed,poland,khan,diarrhea,warts in strange places,your mother won't stop staring at me,ebola,flute

Facebook instituted its biggest executive shakeup in its 15-year history this week, appointing new leaders for WhatsApp, Messenger and Facebook’s core app while giving other longtime Facebook executives new responsibilities, including a new effort to tackle blockchain technology. The moves, which were announced internally to employees today, are meant to improve executive communication and user privacy, but the changes also come as Facebook contends with the backlash from the U.S. presidential election, revelations of manipulation by the Russian government and the recent Cambridge Analytica scandal. CEO Mark Zuckerberg has reorganized the social giant’s product and engineering organizations into three main divisions, including a new “Family of apps” group run by Chief Product Officer Chris Cox, the executive previously in charge of the core Facebook app. Cox will now oversee Facebook, Instagram, WhatsApp and Messenger, according to multiple sources, four social apps with a combined reach of more than five billion monthly users. Facebook is also building a new team dedicated to blockchain technology. David Marcus, the executive in charge of Facebook’s standalone messaging app, Messenger, is leaving that post to run the blockchain group, these sources said. That new team will fall under one of the other three divisions, referred to as “New platforms and infra,” which will be managed by CTO Mike Schroepfer. Facebook’s AR, VR and artificial intelligence efforts will also live under Schroepfer’s division. Longtime Facebook exec Javier Olivan, the company’s VP of growth, will oversee the third division, called “Central product services,” which includes all of the shared features that operate across multiple products or apps such as ads, security and growth. Surprisingly, no one appears to be leaving Facebook. Just a lot of old faces in new places. You may have noticed from the diagram that almost all of Facebook’s top product and engineering execs are men. That’s true, though Facebook does have a number of high ranking and influential female product executives that aren’t directly involved in these changes. For example: Fidji Simo, who runs video; Deb Liu, who runs Marketplace; and Julie Zhuo, who runs design. Then, of course, there’s Sheryl Sandberg on the business side of things. The changes all come at an interesting time for Facebook and Zuckerberg, who has been openly discussing his need to take more responsibility for Facebook’s impact on the world. Zuckerberg’s New Year’s resolution was to fix Facebook, and restructuring the team is clearly part of that fix. The hope is that these new roles will keep more open lines of communication among executives without hurting the speed Facebook is known for. (“Move fast and break things,” remember?)

executiveshuffle

Facebook

nice >:]

mm2wood

nice // >:] //

nice,not nice,mm2wood,Mega Man,megaman,mega man,Megaman,Mega man II,megaman II,Mega Man II,Megaman II,Wood Man,Wood man,wood man,woodman,Woodman,SiIvagunner,SiIvaGunner,siIvagunner,siIvaGunner,GiIvasunner,GiIvaSunner,giivasunner,siivagunner,High Quality,>:],>:[

Spock and his ladyfriend have decided that the weed is good. The high is high. It's time or a break. Let's get fly.

breaktimeonthebridge

Who wants to take an underwater train ride to China?! China is planning to build a high-speed rail connecting China and the continental United States that will tunnel under the 125 mile stretch of ocean beneath the Bering Strait. And that's just one of three other wacky ambitious plans they have that completely disregard the reality of the natural environment!

railorfail

HIGH SPEED RAIL // OR HIGH SPEED FAIL //

BIG DUMPS

HighFunctioningFlush

// // BIG DUMPS

high,functioning,flesh,big,dumps,dewarmy

gettin' high

getttttinhigh

// 420 //

gettin' high

This is what happens when Hatsune Miku gets high on magic mushrooms. ;)

magicmiku

anime,bizarre,odd,weird,music,gif,pyscheldelic,colourful,trippy,wtf,crazy,animated,"hatsune miku",hatsune miku,miku,magic,wacky,wild

vote 5

hitlerhad1testicle

THE KRUSTY KRAB PIZZA // IS THE PIZZA // FOR YOU AND ME!

vote 5

Recreating a deleted remix. Unknown who the original maker was, but it was in my shitty remix contest ages ago and I had the audio burned to an audio CD, so clearly I thought highly of it.

davewhich

friends,remix, sandwich ,turkey

Bearded Dexter marches while Russian folk dancers sing Pryalitsa

vollgas

UNDER WAY // //

saturday-night-fever,high-energy,dexter,beard

[u]very[/u] [b]high quality[/b]

kaymang

ETHAN NOT AMUSED // NO AMUSE FOUND // WHERE IS AMUSE

resident evil 7,Ethan Winters

in xana-dew did kubla Kahn a stately pleasure dumb decree...

BleedinSeabirdBleedinFlavor

Monty Python,High Res

The show's title character is the superhero alter ego of Ballin 16-year-old (later changed to 17-year-old) Chad Warden who attends H-Town High School. He goes by many different names (e.g.C-Wizzy, Chad Daddy). Chad gained his abilities from a PSTriple bug activated by a "secret key sequence" that must be typed (a reference to the PS3 E3 Conference). The sequence of keys is "BAAAAAAAAAALINNNNN" (the quotes are included), as seen when Anthony Perez types the combination in "The Bitch (Act 2)". The bug manifests when the user presses Delete after entering the string, and was first activated when Chad's bitch crawled onto the keyboard (get that shit off my keyboard, nigga). Becoming absorbed into his PStriple and instantly gaining all the information on the Internet, Chadazoid has ABAP strength and endurance, extraordinary speed and agility, and negligible amounts of gayness. These changes make him a powerful and Ballin force for upholding Sony and dat triple, unless he gets distracted by something like a Ballin game. He has a base called H-Town, a parody of Tampa Flo-day, built by his mute butler, this one lil' fat bitch, I don't even know his fuckin' name. H-Town contains a "Hall of BALLIN Things to Know" and even a Caddy. His greatest weakness, as he once explained to a fanboy, is that he can be imprisoned in a cage with graphite bars charged with Wii dildos. He also expresses a great aversion to "gay niggaz". Peripheral powers come and go: Chadazoid once developed Niggakinesis triggered by anger that was never mentioned again after the episode, and once crossed the globe to yell at a Nintendo fanboy for bitching too loudly, but apologizes to him later in the same plot. He also has the ability to assume the form of Tupac and cover long distances instantaneously, although he just as often simply sticks his dick forward and runs while making swooshing sounds with his mouth (Swish-swoosh), pretending to suck dick Chad can change into and out of Chadazoid at will with the words "BALLIN!" and "Shut the hell up nigga!". When not in Chadazoid mode, Chad looks and acts completely normal, and his family is unaware that anything has happened to him. Chadazoid spends this time in an area of Chad's brain called the ABAPzone, where he reflects, has profound thoughts, and plays Devil May Run Up On A Nigga. While the show's setting is set around H-Town., the locale often varies with the show's humor, taking Chadazoid to locations around the world as needed.

connector

BALLIN teen extraordinaire! // //

LOL!,VOTE 5

A month ago, I posted an article about Hillary Clinton being the United States’ first Phantom President: http://thunderwingmatrix.tumblr.com/post/154834720947/hillary-clinton-our-phantom-president-2016-has As part of the article, I posted two mock-up Newsweek victory covers for Gary Johnson and Jill Stein. The existence of the Hillary Clinton victory magazine made me think of what the world would be like if she, or a different candidate won, so I decided to do some more mock-ups of alternate 2016 election winners. This is a mock-up of a cover for Republican Party candidate Jimmy McMillan. He actually started his own small political party, The Rent Is Too Damn High party, in 1993, and ran for numerous political offices in the state of New York and for several national U.S. offices, including the 2012 and 2016 Presidential elections. I wonder how the direction of the United States would change with such an unorthodox candidate becoming president. Anyway, enjoy!

jimmymcmillannewsweek

jimmy mcmillan,the rent is too damn high,republican,2016 election,president,presidency,united states of america,newsweek,topix,mock-up

High in the mountains or deep in the seeeeeeea...

trumpbionicsix

trump,bionic,six,6

http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2016/12/20/trump-secures-victory-in-electoral-college-as-bid-to-flip-electors-flops.html Donald Trump won the Electoral College vote on Monday and secured his election as the 45th president of the United States, as the latest – and perhaps last – stop-Trump movement failed to gain traction in state capitals. A fervent push by anti-Trump forces to persuade electors to defect had turned the normally mundane civic procedure into high drama. But Trump easily surpassed the 270 electoral votes needed to win, as representatives tabbed to cast ballots in accordance with their states’ Nov. 8 decision mostly adhered to the election results. After all the states had voted, Trump finished with 304 votes and Clinton had 227. Texas put Trump over the top, despite two Republican electors casting protest votes. Indiana Gov. Mike Pence afterward tweeted "congratulations" to his running mate while saying he was "honored & humbled" to be officially elected the next vice president. Republican National Committee Co-Chair Sharon Day urged Trump’s detractors to stop fighting his election, now that his victory is affirmed. “This historic election is now officially over and I look forward to President-elect Trump taking the oath of office in January,” she said in a statement. “For the good of the country, Democrats must stop their cynical attempts to undermine the legitimacy of this election, which Donald Trump won decisively in the Electoral College with more votes than any Republican since 1988.” Elector antics were few and far between throughout the day, with most the disruptions occurring on the Democratic side. A Democratic elector in Maine tried to vote for Sen. Bernie Sanders, but switched to Clinton after it was ruled improper. Another who tried to vote for Sanders in Minnesota was replaced; a Colorado elector who tried to back Ohio Gov. John Kasich likewise was replaced. One of the biggest deviations was in Washington state, where three electors voted for Colin Powell and one voted for “Faith Spotted Eagle;” the remaining eight went to Clinton, the state’s winner. It marked the first time in four decades the state's electors broke from the popular vote. Washington Secretary of State Kim Wyman vowed to work with the state attorney general and charge the four unfaithful electors with a violation of Washington state civil law. Such violations carry a fine up to $1,000. With Trump’s win now secured, a joint session of Congress is scheduled for Jan. 6 to certify the results. Trump’s clear Electoral College victory could serve to deter any further last-ditch efforts to effectively nullify his November win and prevent his inauguration, though the battle may shift next to his Cabinet picks. Few expected the “faithless elector” push to imperil Trump’s victory on Monday. Only one Republican elector – Texas’ Chris Suprun – publicly stated he would vote for an alternative candidate. (He backed Kasich, while another Texas elector used his ballot to vote for former congressman Ron Paul.) More than three dozen Republicans would have had to abandon Trump to complicate his path to the presidency. But GOP electors still faced immense pressure -- with some even receiving threats -- from Trump foes in the run-up to Monday’s Electoral College vote. Those urging disorder in state capitals often cited Clinton’s popular-vote win, by roughly 2.6 million votes (though how many of those voters are legal citizens, also currently alive is uncertain), over Trump in November.

godemperor

306 // > // 232

trump,emperor,dune,electoral,tank,victory,mankind,republican,government,election

HDGAMEologists Chad Warden, Anthony Perez, and Elchivofr are called to the H-Town Public Library to investigate recent Nintendo activity. They encounter the ghost of a Wii, who haunted a gamer named Volcop13 but are frightened away when it shapeshifts into a dildo. After losing their jobs at H-Town, the trio establish a gay nigga investigation and elimination service known as "GhostBallers". They develop high-tech equipment capable of capturing fanboys and open their business in a poor, bitch-ass cardboard box. Elchivofr warns them never to cross the Wii streams of their dildo weapons, as this could cause a catastrophic Shoveupyownassgame. They capture their first fanboy, Nick Bass, at a hotel and deposit him in a specially built PSTriple in their Caddy. As fanboy activity increases in H-Town, they hire a fourth member, Armake21, to cope with demand. The Ghostballers are retained by dat Asian bitch, whose apartment is haunted by a demonic fanboy, M6, a gay nigga worshiped as a servant to Mario, a Mexican-ass nigga. Chad takes a particular interest in the case, and competes with Asian bitch's neighbor, lil' fat bitch BrennsY5463, for her affections. As the Ghostballers investigate, Asian bitch is possessed by M6, which declares itself the "BASU-DA", and BrennsY5463 by a similar fanboy, Robert, the "Xbox Fan". Both fanboys speak of the coming of the Mexican Mario and the release of the imprisoned fanboys, and the Ghostballers take steps to keep the two apart. Reggie, a lawyer representing Nintendo, has the Ghostballers arrested for operating unlicensed PSTriple handlers and orders their fanboy containment system deactivated, causing an explosion that releases hundreds of fanboys. The fanboys wreak havoc throughout the city while Robert/BrennsY5463 advances toward Asian Bitch/M6's apartment. Their mad gay encounter opens the gate and transforms them into Mexican-ass niggaz. Consulting blueprints of Asian Bitch's apartment building, the Ghostballers learn that mad fanboy and cult leader Shigeru Miyamoto, claiming gaming was too sick to survive after the 80s video game crash, designed the building as a gateway to summon Mario and bring about the end of games. The Ghostballers are released from custody to combat the Nintendo crisis, but after reaching the roof of Asian bitch's building, they are unable to prevent the arrival of Mario, who appears in the form of a plumber. Briefly subdued by the team, Mario disappears, but his voice echoes that the "Super Smash" will follow, taking a form chosen by the team. Anthony inadvertently recalls a beloved Sony mascot from his childhood—"something that could never, ever possibly destroy us"— and the Super Smash arrives in the form of a Giant Enemy Crab and attacks the city. The Ghostballers cross their dildo energy streams (reversing the Wii flow) and fire them against Mario's portal; the explosion defeats the Giant Enemy Crab and frees Asian Bitch and BrennsY5463. As thousands of true niggaz wipe themselves free of crab meat, the Ghostballers are welcomed on the street as heroes.

obligates

BALLIN MAKES ME FEEL GOOD! // //

LOL!,VOTE 5

I'm Worf, son of mogh. EDIT: user pixel thinks that leaving out hardcore porn, screaming, moon man and suzanne is why this classic site got such a high rating, is that really the reason why? Star Trek sites tend to be the best on YTMND anyway, especially ones from The Next Generation, or TNG. This aint the Picard Song, but its still good.

fullworfsong

I AM WORF // SON OF MOGH //

Worf,song,TNG,son,of,Mogh

you got the weed i got the pipe we can get high together all night

hightogether

weed,smoke,high,shwayze

Take life one day at a time That's what a wise man said to me. He said, "Life, in all it's complexity Is the ultimate test for you and me." When you walk holding your head up high For the masters watching you from the sky I know not what trouble lies ahead Before you fight, use your head.

thelastdragon

YOU ARE THE LAST DRAGON // YOU POSSESS THE // POWER OF THE GLOW

80s, karate, music,movie

Why not

whatsheknows

lips,high,wtf

The Dobe. Six Dobe Pinschers trained to commit the most incredible caper ever conceived. The Dobe: Six savage Dobies with a thirst for cold cash that leaves banks bone-dry. The Dobe: Bonnie and Clyde, Babyface Nelson, Ma Barker, Pretty Boy Floyd, John Dillinger. They ain't in it for the dobe biscuits. High-tailin' it to their hideout. Who says you can't teach a new dog old tricks. Clockwork canines: trained to rip-off banks with mechanical dobe, and rip up anybody who gets in their way. See The Dobe bite the long-arm of the law. The Dobe

dobie

d0be // //

dobe

There is a girl named Spike from DeGrassi High She had a baby when she was real young Her best friend is a skinhead chick She knows an Asian boy named Yick, Kateland, she is very chic But I'm still in love with a girl named Spike A girl named Spike But I'm still in love with a girl named Spike I'm still in love with a girl named Spike A girl named Spike I don't write love songs In fact they make me very sick But Spike the girl from DeGrassi High She's truly one cool chick She has the best TV show Better than Beverly Hills 90210 Shannon Daugherty, well, she's okay But I'm still in love with a girl named Spike A girl named Spike But I'm still in love with a girl named Spike But I'm still in love with a girl named Spike A girl named Spike

agirlnamedspike

A Girl Named Spike,Degrassi

Wake up in the morning, gotta shake the feeling, I gotta face a day of school. What's to be afraid of ? I can ask a question, or maybe even bend the rules. I'm searching for a place where I'll fit in, there's a way if I look, then I can win. Yeah I can see I'm not alone, I can face the unknown. Everybody can succeed, in yourself, you must believe, give it a try at Degrassi High.

degrassihigh

http://www.allthelyrics.com/lyrics/degrassi/the_degrassi_junior_high_theme_song-lyrics-1201487.html#ixzz4INWPAIO3 Wake up in the morning, feeling shy and lonely, gee, I gotta go to school. I don't think I can make it, don't think I can take it, I wonder what I'm gonna do. But when I look around I see, that someone is smiling right at me. Wait! That someone’s talkin' to me. Hey, I got a new friend. Everybody can succeed, all you need is to believe, and be honest with yourself, forget your fears and doubts, come on give us a try at Degrassi Junior High.

degrassijuniorhigh

Degrassi Junior High

guess what? chicken cuffs.

tom-hanks-hates-pizza

how high? turkey fries.

A high pitched whistling noise coupled with droning about tax season.

dcylybmg

malcolm in the middle,tax,sex,dr quandry

A tree with a high-minded outlook on its liberation.

treedom

French,tree