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orcula

iro, orcula, bryan, ivan drago, whiney voice, kiddish voice, high school drop out, annoying

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Can't touch this (x2) Can't touch this (oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh) (x2) My-my-my-my music hits me so hard makes me say oh my Lord Thank you for blessing me with a mind to rhyme and two hyped feet It feels good when you know you're down A superdope homeboy from the Oaktown And I'm known as such And this is a beat uh u can't touch I told you homeboy u can't touch this Yeah that's how we're livin' and you know u can't touch this Look in my eyes man u can't touch this You know let me bust the funky lyrics u can't touch this Fresh new kicks and pants You got it like that now you know you wanna dance So move out of your seat And get a fly girl and catch this beat While it's rollin' hold on pump a little bit And let me know it's going on like that like that Cold on a mission so pull on back Let 'em know that you're too much And this is a beat uh u can't touch Yo I told you u can't touch this Why you standing there man u can't touch this Yo sound the bells school is in sucker u can't touch this Give me a song or rhythm Making 'em sweat that's what I'm giving 'em Now they know when you talk about the Hammer You talk about a show that's hyped and tight Singers are sweatin' so pass them a mic Or a tape to learn what it's gonna take And now he's gonna burn The charts legit either work hard Or you might as well quit That's word because you know U can't touch this (oh-oh oh oh-oh-oh) (x2) Break it down (Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh oh-oh) (x4) Stop Hammer time Go with the flow in a spin if you can't move to this Then you probably are dead So wave your hands in the air Bust throught the moves run your fingers through your hair This is it for a winner Dance to this and you're gonna get thinner Move slide your rump Just for a minute let's all do the bump Bump bump bump yeah U can't touch this Look man u can't touch this You'll probably get hyped boy 'Cause you know you can't u can't touch this Ring the bell school's back in break it down (Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh) (x4) Stop Hammer time (Oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh) (x2) (Oh-oh oh-oh oh-oh oh-oh) (Oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh) u can't touch this (x3) (Oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh) break it down (Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh) (x2) Stop Hammer time Every time you see me that Hammer's just so hype I'm dope on the floor and I'm magic on the mic Now why would I ever stop doing this With others makin' records that just don't hit I toured around the world from London to the BAY It's Hammer go Hammer mc hammer yo hammer and the rest can go and play U can't touch this (oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh) (x2) U can't touch this (oh-oh oh-oh-oh) Yeah u can't touch this I told you u can't touch this (oh-oh oh-oh-oh) Too hype can't touch this Get me outta here u can't touch this (Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)

valeria-hammertime

hammertime,hammer,time,mc hammer,mc,random,tacos,yeah

I googled it :3

I googled it :3

Age: 45. Height: 5 ft, 8 in. Weight: 163 lbs. Eyes: Light Brown. Hair: Blonde. Cup Size: 32H. Species: Human. Orientation: Straight. Languages: English, Spanish (Non-fluent). Family: Husband, Two Kids (Hayley & Cole). Education: Bachelor of Science in Nursing. Occupation: Trophy Wife. Traits: Loving, Proud, Empathetic, Easy-going. Likes: Sunbathing, Family Game Nights, College Football, Horseback Riding, BBQ. Dislikes: Swear Words, Mosquitos, Scary Movies, Cold Weather, Premade Food. Favourite Position: Cowgirl. Having spent her sheltered childhood in Mississippi, working and playing with her five sisters and three brothers on her father's small-town farm, Anne found herself spending many days tending to her little siblings' various clumsy scrapes, sprains, and bruises. Despite the time it took out of her day, Anne loved to see the smiles return to their faces when she made their pain go away. It filled her with joy to know she could positively impact the lives of those around her – a sentiment she carried into her future. When she was 18, Anne began attending a large state university in Alabama, where she studied nursing. After spending nearly every day of her first three school years in church or studying hard to keep her grades up, Anne finally gave into her friends' near-constant pleading to go country dancing with them-an endeavour in which Anne met her future husband: a trust-fund boy on the baseball team. Their relationship escalated quickly. After spending her entire life in a bible-thumping southern town, Anne's repressed but intense sexual drive was finally awakened. However, as she was still fiercely dedicated to her Christian values, the couple resorted to anal sex and oral sex to protect her virginity. But, despite their best efforts, they still accidentally conceived their first child in the bed of his El Camino after a particularly lively night of heavy drinking and dancing. The couple wed shortly after their college graduation, and five months later, Anne proudly gave birth to her daughter, Hayley. Fortunately, her new husband had family connections in the Texas oil and gas industry, allowing him to get a lucrative executive position and supply his new family enough funds to buy their expansive Texas acreage. Within a few short years, they built a home on their land, purchased a small herd of cattle, horses, and livestock, and had their second child, Cole. Now, despite having to end her career in nursing before it could begin, Anne has found the fulfilment she seeked in the joys of tending to and spoiling her children - pouring love into them and making sure all of their needs are taken care of. Created by Jackerman, Performed by KittenVox.

AnneAdabelleMabel

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https://x.com/JackermanDev/media

https://x.com/JackermanDev/media

I was browsing facebook and i saw this guys profile. I felt the need to compose this collage to illustrate what a retard he is. Big deal that you make 60k/year, i made more than that coming out of school myself. I did not, however, purchase a $56,000 lu

iamrich

living, living beyond means, beyond beyond, means, means mercedes, luxury, luxury car, automobile, car financing, graduation, black, african black ,african american.

facebook account

schoolings

shoolthesedays

school. lemer, in, out

google

Metallica Rocks Out: Old School

medievalfrantic

Metallica, Medieval, Frantic

http://www.adgame-wonderland.de/type/bayeux.php

Mabus is a high school drop out who lives a life on WoW when he's not too busy waiting on tables at Denny's. Apparently he felt the need to prove himself on the internet by proving to people he has a GED, as if having one even means anything.

m-a-b-u-s

http://www.facethejury.com/profile.asp?user_name=M_A_B_U_S

Nagisa Shiota is the main protagonist and narrator of Assassination Classroom. He is a student in Korosensei's Class 3-E at Kunugigaoka Junior High School who has a natural talent for assassination despite his overall passive nature. Nagisa is the son of Hiromi Shiota and her presumable ex-husband. His mother had hoped for a daughter so she could experience all the things she had missed as a child through her but got a son instead. As a result, she dictated his life from forcing him to keep his hair long, to being forced to cross-dress and verbally abused him whenever he spoke against her. Her personality also caused her husband to leave her and Nagisa. Nagisa was in Class D during his first two years of middle school before falling into Class 3-E due to poor grades. During those two years, he hung out with fellow classmate Karma Akabane, although they slowly drifted apart before becoming classmates again. Soon after starting the new term as a Class E student, Nagisa met Kaede Kayano, who gave him what would become his signature pigtails instead of the ponytail he usually uses to keep his long hair from being less noticeable, thus beginning their friendship.

ShiotaNagisa

Skanda,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,999,99,888,88,777,77,555,55,666,66,444,44,450,420,111,11,121,222,22,333,33,~,`,!,@,#,$,%,^,&,*,(,),-,=,+,_,},],{,[,|,\,",',",;,:,/,?,>,.,W,WWW,L,LOL,Kek,ZX,XZ,XY,X,Z,Y,Q,CC,DD,A,AAA,AA,VG,GB,BG,F,FG,GIF,GIG,YT,TY,DC,CD,AC,BC,AB,BA,POPO,PP,POP,JK,GG,TV,Anime,Koro,Nagisa Shiota,Shiota,Nagisa

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HyQa2p_ieos

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HyQa2p_ieos

Some ad I cut out in school that I found pretty silly. Goats really need soccer balls!

mtngoats

goat, goats, mountain, soccer, funny, ad, catalog, ball, balls, huge, wheels

Sports Merch. Catalog

A group of people called the School Trashers, lead by Player-X is out to save the people from the evil Principal Schoolton.

schooltrashers

school, trashers

http://schooltrashers.deviantart.com

haha just playn bro. I was the one looking at this in the school computer lab. I squeezed out a load too, and left it on the lower side of the tabel like where people leave gum. except this wasn't just any gum! it was _C_um!!!!!!!!!!

tributetoblackwolf4830

at the end of zelda 1 link f*cks zelda raw dog style, but only to prove he is not gay, cause he had a raging hardon but that was only cause of gannon

hentaipalm.com forums

My old elementary school's being torn down

springdaleschool

alice cooper, school's out, demolition, school, destruction, ohio, cincinnati

Springdale School, OH

I bought my first and only iPod in June 2005. I loved it! I used it everyday on the way to school. Let's say I used it for 20-40 minutes a day. On December 2005 the hard drive failed and I had to ship it back for a replacement. I got a refusbished one in 2 weeks. And it died 6 months later. It turns out the Toshiba hard drives used for the iPod Photo are defective and tend to break down very easily, even if you treat the iPod good (for example, you don't drop it). The only way to remporarily restore the player is by giving it a firm smack on the side, the "stuck" hard drive realigns itself and at least you can copy your stuff back to your computer. That was my first experience with an Apple product, and hopefully my last. I paid 340 Euros for it (a little more than 400$), all my money at that time. Now I have a Creative Zen Stone, 2GB, it smells like shit but at least it works perfectly since July 2007!

ipodphoto

ipod,photo,broken,expensive,apple

My iPod Photo, July 17. 2005

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schoolsoutnow

This is a seen frome a video i did in high school ny frend tried to jump and his knees gave out.Sound a little off..

myknees-cv

my,knees,my knees,the c drive,

MY HDD

I was browsing facebook and i saw this guys profile. I felt the need to compose this collage to illustrate what a retard he is. Big deal that you make 60k/year, i made more than that coming out of school myself. I did not, however, purchase a $56,000 luxu

livingbeyondmeans

living, living beyond means, beyond, beyond means, means, mercedes, luxury, luxury car, automobile, car, financing, graduation, black, african, black, african american.

Facebook profile

Pontus sings in school, makes a fool out of himself

Pontus

Pontus, clara, metallica, singing, idiot, fool, bad, dog, barking, nerds

Clara's blog

This started out as a prank when the tech department at my school hid a cell phone in the ceiling playing the chorus from this song over and over again. Now I can just look at this if I ever want to relive the nightmare.

wheesnaw

donkey,christmas,song,gif,dominick,italian

random donkey with santa hat

random clipart plus donkey from shrek

A dood freaks out when his cloudsong is stolen in Orcs and Humans. Old school!

cloudsongwarcraft1

cloudsong, warcraft, orcs, wow

Chrisicorn is flying because school is out

chrisicorn

Belongs to me.

no description given.

schoolzout

A member of the audience with the words 'Tap This' taped on her jeans walks out of the room as Attorney General Alberto Gonzales, not pictured, speaks at Georgetown University Law School Tuesday, Jan. 24, 2006. Answering the Bush administration's critics,

tapthis

Attorney General

AP

A little story of when I was in my middle school. My teacher handed out textbooks. When I opened mine up, I found this little note in it. I can't post the full picture, it's a bit too large. I can send it to anyone who wants it, though!

smstreasurept1

treasure, suffern, bomb shelter, candy, bedn, epic,

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This stuff IS PAYING FOR MY SCHOOL SO stop hating people, I HIRED 2 BUMS gave them money food and liquor, ROFL and yea my school is pimped out for a year!, other then that, yea dont hate, congratulate

Blazej

Dont hate, Paid for school :)

SouthSide Chicago

no description given.

yesnoschool

stupid gym teacher clipped out of school paper

pedraza

peppers, perv, gym teacher

Spectator

Schools in session again

schoolshootingsareseriousbusiness

school, school being out, shootings

ogrish.com

no description given.

skoolsowt

i bought it at a craft fair

Lol i found this in a trash can at my school while looking for an assignment my freind threw out.

whyamericanidiotmusiccauseifeeltlikeitthatswhy

my school

"In Africa, they don't have a 'public school system'. They have huts made out of mud and hay, and a 'wise man' who teaches the children how to hunt lions on the Saharah."

aidsinafrica

Africa, Aids, Pwnt

Africa